Ellen Degeneres Here & Now 6

[alxbask321]

i don't want a streamer.. i want toilet paper!... this is no time to celebrate.

[BigOldMrKnish]

"oh, they'l be fine."

[kaitlynbgeivett]

"This is no time to celebrate!" lol!

[MaddieErrington]

Love her xD

[textred13]

when she says "weird stuff happening inside" i laughed my asscheeks off. hahahahahha

[briannahead]

19 people are stuckwith streamers...>.<

[keleic]

in words of ellen as i communicate to the fuckers who dare to hit the dislike button "HOW DARE YOU! HOW DEEAARE YOU!!"

[0208sb]

''I don't want a streamer I want toilet paper!' ''This is no time to celebrate!!''

[keleic]

i completly can 100 percent relate to everything ellen is saying XD its not only funny but its also extremely true! lol

[Madizzle90]

@keleic That's why it's so funny. X-D

[dee62383]

"Cheese wheel" LOL. So cute.

[cupcake5201]

who could dislike this?!

[forevermorezanessa]

i DONT WANT A STREAMER i WANT TOILET PAPER THIS AINT NO TIME TO CELEBRATE :P Ellen Is The Best Comdian Out There ;'D

[Rudaje2000]

"Oh they'll be fine!" lolol

[MashkaZelandiashi]

Her voice at the Nancy part is SCARY... <3<3<3<3

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

I cried so much out of laughter that i need to remake my makeup :)

[sparrowgirl84]

omg som uch shes talken about has happen to me an it makes it even FUNNIER! ><

[n0mn1k3l0]

"ohhh! it's not Nancy..it looks like Nancy, i thought it was Nancy!!!" very funny i love u Ellen!!

[iASHLAY]

"Weird stuff happening inside 0_0" hahahahaha best line EVER

[TheeLazyWay]

"Oh hey, there's Nancy!" *Waves* "That's not Nancy!" The way she said it, omg, I pissed myself laughing, then the second time, "I thought you were nancy, lets go, lets go." Holy crap, hilarious! Love you Ellen!

[weakvsfire]

oh yah whats worse is to avoid embarrassment u don't wave and then it turns out the person is waving to you; you don't know the person but the person is just being friendly

[Sairisan90]

Are they keeping it fresh? hahaha

[TheDuzzit]

Im actually crying with laughter :L

[musicnoranges]

When I was younger I was afraid of automatic toilets lol

[GraceMartini]

"This is not time to celebrate!"

[Tyzerd]

You don't want that there?! Why would you wipe my spittle away?

[meshorocks2011]

my spetel

[meshorocks2011]

are they moking me loooooooooool

[KewlStormy07]

"This is no time to celebrate!"

[oxcupcaakexo77]

But whhy would you wipe my spittle away?

[flippyfloppy2]

"HOW DARE YOU!" -- hahaha...

[rayonismvideos]

oh the batteries and the lightbulbs! ha ha

[violynn9]

Why would you wipe my spittle away?

[c1371]

JESUS! i just want toilet paper!

[rcooper920]

The raccoon xD

[samsoto65]

"i thought you were someone else" hahahahahahahahahah best line ever!!!!!

[natul97]

i am laughing soooo hard.. i can't even breathe

[TastyVyvienne]

The automatic flush conundrum happened to me recently, and did exactly what she did... that marching thing...

[Jeffieboi]

What I like best about her comedy is that it's completely non offensive. She just points out lifes little quirks and how helarious they are.

[MoZimSunshine]

I DON'T WANT A STREAMER, I want TOILET PAPER! This is no time to celebrate! she cracks me up! :)

[acurcuru22]

"This is no time to celebrate" haha gets me every time

[derarnouneims]

The captions are hilarious!! =P

[heidiliving]

"Why would you wipe my spittle away?!"

[pinks1fan]

Why would you wipe away my spittle??

[S0NOTC00L]

18 people thought the thumbs down looked like the "Like" button, but they were mistaken. (Nancy!)

[45T0N]

"Oh, there's Nancy. Nancy! Nancy! NANCY! Oh, that's NOT NANCY!" The Best!

[walmi123]

Ellen, I`m one of those people who likes to wave to people I don`t know. I think it is nice and it brightens someones day. so I just have to say it`s not always that the are waving to someone else, in my case I would be waving to you :P

[walmi123]

Ellen, I so agree with you. At my school, we have automatic sinks,soap,dryers and the toilets. They never turn on/off when you want them too and then you look like an idiot trying to get in on/off. :P

[ktreuts05]

"You don't want that there? How dare you wipe my spittle away!"

[lockandkeygirl]

"sometimes they just go off randomly, you just sitting thing thee and whoosh!

HOW DARE YOU!"

LOL i love ellen!!!!

[Smartiejes100]

omg im sick right now.. and Ellen is making me feel so much better.. thats all i need... some chicken soup.. and Ellen:))

[MrsLovettMyLoves]

i dont want a streamer i want toilet paper

this is NO time to celebrate -_-

[msbeccc]

"all of this is to avoid germs. then you walk over to that disease ridden door handle and open it up!" hilarious!!!! :)

[msbeccc]

"i'll decide when i'm done." hahahahahaha

[TheChika303]

"This is no time to celebrate!!"

[PHSDM104]

That scissors part is SOOOOOO true. I found that from working at Target. Scissors and knives come in packaging that requires a blade to open.

[GaybieBoy]

One time, i jumped on my grandpa's back because i thought it was him.

It was an elderly woman.

[makinachange]

how many people have heard me sing monkey hatchet?? D=

[makinachange]

=O u dont want that there? whyyy would u wipe my spittle away? lol

[acciodoublestuff0202]

i like keeping my cds fresh. its even better if u put them in the fridge lol

[MusikONDemand]

THATS NOT NANCY!

[HiImLyssa]

YOU DON'T WANT THAT THERE?

[loveblue89]

Lol the Nancy thing was soooooooooo funny

[xJolie101]

Thats so true!!! LMAO

[pipjmalt]

All you need is a microphone, a stool, a bottle of water, and astute observations... :)

[hannaboytt]

This Made my day! XD

[coveya2]

" i dont want a streamer i want toilet paper ! This is no time to celebrate ! "

[jaynesworld64]

i'll decide when i'm done...

[buca100]

Ellen puts me in a good mood. I luv u Ellen u rule!

[discogurl794]

I liked the way she was saying "that's not Nancy!!"

[mscoralcurran]

oh look theres nancy, NANCY NANCY oh thats not nancy! didnt it look like nancy? it looked like nancy... hahahhahaha

[LILBUDDYRaffa]

can someone tell me where the avacado joke is? you know the the one where she goes to the grocery store

[Mahkia]

@LILBUDDYRaffa It's in her special The Beginning, which is also on Youtube. :)

[LILBUDDYRaffa]

@Mahkia I found it a while back, but thank you for your help ;D

[mangafrek101]

"...and then try to buy a light bulb. thin thin thin cardboard...open on both ends..." ahahahahaha

[Jeffieboi]

I can't believe we all have the exact same experience with toilet paper.

[Casssidy20]

I laughedddd sooo hard at the last part !

[Axol]

xD ooooh the ending made me laugh so loud lol probably woke some ppl up ;D

[janice161]

OMG!! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!

[AmeliaKC173]

omg this made me laugh so hard I cried

[kagrome]

All the things she said i do

[raenBow27]

She's brilliant. Simply brilliant.

And she looks so much like Chloe from Smallville!

[rachel25lee]

Don't wipe away the spittle, kids.

[RedderApollo]

whhhy would you wipe my spiddle away?

[Makoorii]

oh so true

[orla506]

Where's part 7? :(

[LadyGM720]

toilet flushes "How DARE YOU!"

[kewtie26]

nancy! NANCY! ah thats not nancy! ahahahha

[badeendenliefde]

Open here, is that sarcasm? :)

[andrina10]

Omg i've watch this like 10 times already but i still keep laughing my ass off

i love Ellen..

she's great

[wangdangdoodle45]

"This is no time to celebrate!"

Hell, I don't know what the world would be without the prodigy of Ellen!

[ScrMunch]

I absolutely LOVE Ellen!!

4:03 - 5:00

here face is priceless at 4:20

[ScrMunch]

I absolutely LOVE Ellen!!

4:03 - 4:30

here face is priceless at 4:20

[sunatnatas]

Why would you wipe my spittle away!? :)

[CALiSKATELOVE]

"This is no time to celebrate!" Lol. I haven't laughed this hard since....the last time I watched this. Which was when it came on HBO!!! I LOVE Ellen!!

[thewomaninthemoon]

I'm crying,I've never laughed so hard in all my life!

[MortalKombat773]

"I'll decide when I'm done!"

lololololol <3 Ellen <3

[gooboo1000]

She is funny without being crass. This is what comedy is all about!!!!

[kolata123]

Lets go! Lets go! It looked like Nancy!... :D:D:D:D Love it!!!!

[ihearttattoos1]

government plastic! hahaha

[ihearttattoos1]

government plastic!

[x101Ria]

you dont want that there???

[166idontcare]

so true, public toilets have toilet paper that is practically transparent

[disposableteen23]

"'Open Here' Is that Sarcasm?... Are they mocking me? 'Open Here'"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[pheonixmj2]

That is the funniest voice I have ever heard.

[sdsu2013]

I LOVE HER!

[MvyMkr]

I'm not sure I have ever continuously laughed for this length of time in my entire life...hahahahaha

[letsgo33]

Actually batteries can leak and that's dangerous.

[scarredbanner]

Holy crap!! 4:38. I do that too!! Ellen is amazing. <3

[soccer55star]

"then u go back to that diease written doorhandle!" hahahaha!win!!

[musiclovingchick6]

The last part of her routine was the funniest!!! It's too bad it's not up, I was looking forward to it

[ciciironwill27]

"HOW DARE YOU!" LOL hahaha 

[duce712]

government plastic. LOL Great.

[HiroyukiNishino]

I /HATE/ toilets that flush themselves!!! I had one in college that flushed itself every single time I used toilet paper! I just felt like apologizing to Earth every single time it flushed.

[Declan2O]

COMIC GENIUS!!

[marluvlenn]

no part 8? I wanted it to go on forever...

[bengals737]

"Jesus, I just want toilet paper!" LMAO!!

[jan290382]

Lol!! I LOVE the voice she uses to exclaim about Nancy!

[IXvSakuravXI]

"You dont want that there? WHY would you wipe my spittle away?" lmao!

[mj4evern1]

How dare you lool

doesn't she look just like Nancy ? let's go lmaaaao

[justfornow10]

Lmao she's soooo funny

[KillerQueen4691]

This is no time to celebrate!

[MortalKombat773]

Why would you wipe my spittle away?

[twilight12901]

why do u wipe my spittle away

[saravgymgrl]

How dare you! Hahaha

[PinkAttitude13]

THIS IS SOOOO FREAKING TRUE!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!

[drpepper1106]

the Nancy gig is priceless!!

[Musicgirl9696]

"I don't want a streamer I want toilet paper!!! This is no time to celebrate!!!!" Haha i love Ellen!!!!! :D

[imhotep41]

Is there a 7?

[GlassEyedDoll]

How dare you?!!!!! LMAO! xD

[thegirlfrommexico]

I laughed so hard I cried!!!! XD

[PaulFrankHaven]

oh my gosh, i just find myself nodding at everything she says! i love Ellen!!!! :D

[coxroxyursox]

1:24 to 1:26 XDDDD

[Necromasty]

"This is no time to celebrate!"

[MelLiddie]

"open here " Is that sarcasm ?? XD

[015sunshine]

" Why would you wipe my spitule away?" haha

[NCISkaitlyn]

I really know how she comes up with all of this..its hilarious

[Crazy4Dolly]

Her voice when she says "how dare you" makes me laugh so much

[MortalKombat773]

I hate when automatic flushers don't flush

[UncleBen121]

thick thick government plastic i think its government civilians cant buy it

[Jarederaj]

i swear imma marry her some day.

[XxThereIsAGodxX]

@Jarederaj good luck with that.

[clearlyqueer]

This is NO time to celebrate!

[datchick360]

i love how she tells the truth in the funiest ways!!

[ThinkinAboutHim4]

"Then try to buy a lightbulb. Thin, thin, thin cardboard..."

[valetdabess]

she was a comedian!!! i did not know that

[ChrisVenturaRandom]

@valetdabess yeah best female comedian for sure

[Asiangal4999]

LOL!!!!! i dont want a streamer i want toliet paper!!!;P

[ithinkmynameisJIMBOB]

''Why would u wipe my spittle away'' best line ever!!

[badeendenliefde]

OMG thats soo funny :'D I was crying so hard from laughin!! I wish I was there..

[sandycrotch69]

"I dont want a streamer, I want toilet paper! Now's no time to celebrate!" :D

[MicN956]

that's not nancy =))

[JeromeOokami]

I love the part about the weird packaging.

[DivingDiva0594]

...its government plastic...civilians can't buy it

[TheAndyLoraProgram]

OMG! When she was talking about how you think someone is waving at you and you wave back, that always happens to me LOL

Ahh that's the worse.

[Whyzitsotough]

Ellens awesome and what she does is show us how people are there are.. kinda like bringing out the assholism that people have in them.. another words shes good at making people see themselves look in the mirror to see how stupid we act sometimes hahaha

[Browneyes221996]

YOU DONT WANT THAT THERE??!! WHY WOULD YOU WIPE MY SPITTLE AWAY??!!

LMAO!! Had to pause it cause I was laughing so hard. Bad thing is, I'm supposed to be in bed and I swear my parents can hear me.... I'm just laughing too hard!!

[livelovelaughndance]

i ve seen her complaining about toilets r de toilet rolls many times.. n i tend to do it tooo..lol

[TheNewMeChannel]

I literally have to pause the video at parts cause she makes me laugh SO HARD it hurts lol

[lauradeathtwo]

the nancy parts gets me everytime lol doubled over when i see that part

[aadenpeters]

You don't want that there!! ROFLMAO

[Divecchio317]

Scissors? You need scissors to get INTO scissors!!! Hhahahaha I like Ellen

[StephBrit]

I thought u were someone else ROFLMAO

[rinasvids]

why would you wipe my spittle away? :(

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"You dont want that there? WHY would you wipe my spittle away? O.o"

[ylvira]

She just tells the truth in the best way ever!=)

[HnPolarBear19]

we wacthed this in english class

[nickJrox1]

haha we watched this in english