I Can Get You A Toe

[jmsantander1]

the fuck should I know

[CLWHITEHEAD1]

I aspire to be like Walter.

[Sean5eannery]

I love when he checks his watch for the time HAHA

[bunnyofwar]

There is only one fucking amateur.

[deweypug]

John Goodman is one great actor... just great.

[FauxhawkGuy]

"FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!!!"

[relazar]

It was Aimee Mann's toe, look it up.

[striker300southpaw]

"hell I could get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon" Classic movie!

[xdomaraqx]

One person lost their toe in 'nam.

[TheHaxman999]

cameltoe :D

[antonpictures]

He is right, the toe is not hers, but everything else he said sounds crazy?

Awesome writing.

[cigar420]

@antonpictures even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[antonpictures]

@cigar420 Right. That's why is important to listen to what everybody have to say before any type of judging. However, I was just referring to the character development. Sub to my channel Thank You

[cunnidvd]

this movie is pure fucking genius.

[HIghBlutdruck]

"As if it's impossible to get some nail polish applied to someone else's toe..."



[scumgod13]

This is also my favorite scene in the movie. With nail polish.

[Abobojo]

Wamme to get you a toe dud? LMAO WALTER RULES MAN!!

[SuperAkebono]

well, there's a literal connection

[Velazquez283]

I have the mug with a picture of Walter and The Dude on it.

[Timmeh0625]

theyre a bunch of FUKING AMEATURES! whose toe was it walter - how the fk should i know

[seanymo]

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

[MadyRoseAnderson]

i can get you a toe, believe me there are ways......

[SuperAkebono]

we have, what appears to me, to be a series of victimless crimes

[c4r50n1]

@SuperAkebono What about the fucking toe?!

[SuperAkebono]

@c4r50n1

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

[c4r50n1]

@SuperAkebono Excuse me sir, but this is a family restaurant so could you please lower your voice?

[SuperAkebono]

@c4r50n1

Oh, please, dear...

[c4r50n1]

@SuperAkebono Sir, if you don't quiet down then I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

[SuperAkebono]

@c4r50n1

I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant

[c4r50n1]

@SuperAkebono Dude: That's it man, I'm leaving. *drops money*

[SuperAkebono]

@c4r50n1

...enjoying my coffee *sigh*

[ITAMrPink]

@SuperAkebono You two are some fuckin' geniuses!

[s0beit]

with nail polish

[jasonpwnd]

0:19 bombdidgity

[dLimboStick]

PRIOR RESTRAINT!!!

[SpaceMonkey1983]

@MrBaphomet666 Yeah, it wasn't 'Nam, it was bowling. They had rules.

[bobofloblaws]

This was the only thing Walter was right about during the entire movie.

[easylyt]

@boboflobla Watch the movie again...The only thing he was wrong about was labowski being able to walk.

[bobofloblaws]

@easylyt He was wrong about the corvette.

[acd92]

@bobofloblaws Actually he's also right about the ransom money and the fake kidnapping.

[GoldenCenturion]

@bobofloblaws Walter was never wrong, just an asshole.

[ITAMrPink]

@GoldenCenturion Repeat that thing and you are entering a world of pain!

[GoldenCenturion]

@ITAMrPink Take a good look out that window....

[technicallyabsurd]

@bobofloblaws Walter was right about everything.

Well, almost everything. He didn't know the Big Lebowski was actually a cripple and not faking it.

[SireDigby]

@bobofloblaws Dude! He was right about everything, what the fuck?

[bobofloblaws]

@SireDigby He wasn't right about the rich Lebowski faking his paralysis. So sorry dude, you're wrong, he wasn't right about everything.

[queerveganliberal]

@bobofloblaws

Excuse me but he was also right about Smokey crossing the line. 

[bobofloblaws]

@queerveganliberal Did you see him go over the line. No you didn't, because it does not show it in the film.

[VoiceofCthulhu]

@bobofloblaws That's one of the things about people like him. Stubborn to a fault, always counted on to disagree, it allows other people to expect it, so they may be prone to manipulation. Except... when they're right to disagree.

Walter is one of my favorite characters ever, so I think about the structure of his personality.

[s0uled0ut]

Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.  Those fuckin' amateurs!

[zachhartwell]

fuckin amateurs