Jason X 2

[musicman5544]

micheal or jason

[bill8251]

how the fuck can you not know what a hockey mask is LOL

[VenathTehN3RD]

@bill8251 Can you identify every article of clothing worn by people four hundred years ago in leisure/sporting activities off the top of your head? The android said that hockey was outlawed in 2024. This takes place in 2455. Why in the world would the kid have any reason to know what clothing was worn in a sport that hasn't been played for over 400 years?

Her not recognizing a hockey mask is actually one of the more reasonable things in the movie.

[bill8251]

@VenathTehN3RD I know that, I just thought it was funny

[colessavior619]

that dude is fat

[elchangoakaDK]

what year is the movie taking place??

[jct200]

@elchangoakaDK 2455 i think

[jct200]

@elchangoakaDK 2009 when she froze them

[rezpolo2000]

they brung her back 2 life 

[emmanuel94e]

michael myers need to learn how to use different weapons.. learn from Jason

[greenredmnga25]

haha jason cut the one girl without even trying. 3:15

[fireofdoom56]

@greenredmnga25 that was a guy

[greenredmnga25]

@fireofdoom56 OH GOD! hahahaha

[legobuilder554]

hockey...outlawed...........20­24? no!!!!!

[bunnychaser2000]

112 your correct he's dead and could live for ages isn't that cool

[TaBaLoTsKiE09]

my character killer is scream and michael and jason

[TarekXXX0]

i love kicker omg

[spear401]

"whats a hockey mask?" fucking idiot

[Youssefsedrak]

What's Hockey? JASSSSOOOOOOON KILL 'EM 'OMIE

[jmafia17]

jason vs chuck norris whould win?

[spear401]

@jmafia17 jason

[thepunkster90]

lol the 13th on the guys jersey

[pbrskater26]

If hockey was outlawed I would start a anarchist movment!

[kigpit]

the dude in 3:46 became high o-o

lawlllllsssss

[123chandimal]

4321 hahaaaaaaaaaaa

[CAB005E3]

Lolz

Oh shit I forgot my arm

Yeah here ya go dumbass

Oh high hand

[13whitekid]

Goddamitt! Jason is in fuckin star wars

[xiongkeng]

Hockey Banned in 2024? I think they were fortunate that Jason was frozen or it would of been Jason unleashes Hell.

[LCCreole]

This is one hell of a science fiction movie

[MrPaulyd191]

the front of the spaceship looks like Jason's head/mask\

[MrPaulyd191]

is he dead?



[alexcool212]

i would not miss with jason even if he is frozen. he took that guys fucking arm!!!!!!!!!! DX

[pango14762]

the woman that trapped him in there saved a few generations from getting killed lol.

[Nidolord777]

Hi hand :D

[e16able]

That boy has got one ugly nose, he might hurt someone if he kisses.

[Theworgen100]

Even if Jason is frozen then he is still dangerous as Hell.

[Taraka1]

HEY! That's the Black guy from Dead Space! LITERALLY! The same actor that voiced him! He's also mr "This is MADNESS!" from 300.

[RodmanIsASadPanda]

I want to watch people die

[fabian5758]

its nice but need a little more kill

[seanw23]

amazing how such a killing machine as he can be put on ice...

even though Freddy's just a nightmare, betcha can't put HIM on ice...

[BMX950]

AHH shit i forgot my arm , '' yea here you go dumbass '' heeeyy arm. xd

[Atue12]

Dumb future people, they don't know that Jason will kill them >.<

[Dicktaa]

oh and bad at acting =D

[Dicktaa]

Everyone in the future is stupid.

[downwiththesicknes5]

i bet u no1 will thumbs up this comment

[cjanez13]

@downwiththesicknes5 you were right

[LGDXJawsdakiller]

4:05 ''Nigger are the doors secure''

[XXrachelXx707]

LULZ hes like "awwwhhhh ure so pretty"

[xXViiPeRxZ]

whats a hockey mask? .... idek what to say to that

[XXrachelXx707]

@xXViiPeRxZ lulz ikr

[XxN0bLeW01F684xX]

Wat year is it?

[tbspaceship]

@XxN0bLeW01F684xX  2011

[dreamerboy84]

Wait a second, they outlaw Hockey in 2024? God damnit!

[XChorusofAngelsX]

even when Jason is frozen he still hacks off limbs lol

[lilsmith191]

ok y un frezze him

[XkillaBOIXx]

@lilsmith191 Because they didnt know that jason was a killer

[MrLukalindh]

@XkillaBOIXx Oh come on, I think it will take a few milleniums before people start to think: Hmmm who is that guy who used to walk around with a hockeymask and kill people?

[yadaik]

Okay, some jokes are mildly amusing.

[vadont]

even frozen Jason is dangerous XD

[SteraLizeHD]

officially the shittest acting i have ever seen

[swan6307]

@SteraLizeHD but thats the best part, LOL

[PercyandDuckfan94]

The professor is Link from the Zelda cartoon!

[MegaCamDawg]

dude, even frozen solid he still chops people up, jason is beast

[stan4757]

@MegaCamDawg ya i know ha ha

[tech1magmalava]

Technically he didn't kill him..

[evny27]

Even when jason is not trying to kill he still kills . 3:15

[IamShaoKahn91]

He was FROZEN today!

[supermariosonica]

that cryostasis chamber was made last year

[nigahigaboyy]

Awww shit i forgot my arm(Here you go dum ass) Awesome

[rabidsquirrelfur]

the pilot of the spaceship looks like freddy 

[Youssefsedrak]

@rabidsquirrelfur Dude He Is JasonI Mean...Look At The Hat, The Freak Cheek

[mariekeahey]

how do you forget your arm....??

[justhammond3]

dear god a neo stoner the hammond name shal live on

[justhammond3]

lol i love that in the begining when they see him oh he looks so nice lets take him home

[JOSEPHHEIMOANA]

Why don't they just decapitate him

[justhammond3]

@JOSEPHHEIMOANA that would be to smart for a horror movier cleche to do thats like a freddy movie if someone said hey maybei could take pills to stop my dreams

[BoukenCrimson]

Freddy vs. Jason > Jason X

[flissybabyxx]

'I bet he's hung like a mammoth'.... OMG.... I think i'm a bit hot for Jason!

[MrSmartpie]

ha ha he got the cup stuck to his hand, and he is realy stupid and dumb

[MrSmartpie]

ha ha he got the cup stuck to his hand

[TheKRAL17]

Hockey got outlawed. Aw man, No wonder Jason is pissed.

[donantonio1012]

it would be funny if they said "how does he function with a brain that small?"

then jason bounces up "peekaboo!! ths is how i funcuntion bitch!"

[undertakerkanecena78]

Hi,Hello

[Ghoststormshark4712]

If I was in the movie I would take of Jason's mask 2 c how he looks like :)

[KurtsTwinSister]

"Hi hand" lol

[1doomknight]

LOL i like the part when the guy says: oh damn i forgot my arm down there... then the women comes and says: here ur dumbass...

[Mediacontrol51]

Really though bring back a guy with a machete with a hockey mask, while theirs a body on the floor with a wound! Man these guys are really retarded.

[Ghoststormshark4712]

@Mediacontrol51 ur right who brings back a guy with a knife

[marci0073]

jason is houdini :D lol

[JediDante]

what hockey outlawed nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[thonycinq]

All actors are Canadians but Kane Hodder!! :O

[JerimahTorqueForever]

@thonycinq really

[Gimmieallurmoney]

this reminds me ov alien vs preditor

[ninjaAsassasin1212]

Any 1 notice the shuttle pilot is the guy who played freddy kruger

[Ohyawellfuku]

@ninjaAsassasin1212 thats not robert england



[barthoedemaker]

You'll be fine.. fine? I'm missing my arm lol

[wileynme]

dude when that dude's arm got cut i would of said "F**K"

[AIBot502]

scoot....and single hahahahahahahahahahahaha im so lonley

[Alioon6]

2010!!!!:DDD

[oceansdream84]

i have a feeling that lady silyvia browne directed this...

[AceMGO]

Where is the frozen girl?

[RLseries]

The shuttle pilot looks like freddy kruger :P

[clubpenguinmegafan]

what happened to earth ,i thought jason was on chainsaw masacre

[runforcoverfire]

"Well don't touch anything"

"Too late." Love the coffee cup.

[jkam30]

i watched dis last night, shit had me laughin again

[Starwarfreak131]

What happened to crystal lake? What also happened to Earth?

[animedude00spec]

@Starwarfreak131 well earth is dead, and jason left crystal lake

[Starwarfreak131]

WTF!!!! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD THEY OUTLAW HOCKEY?!?!?!?!?

[dproblem3]

THIS IS MORE OF A COMEDY INSTEAD OF A HORROR MOVIE

[dvirrocks]

4:02 the spaceship looks like jason's hockey mask lol

[148526214]

@dvirrocks it does huh? lol

[Jokersgirl1227]

@dvirrocks You're right. It kind of does look like his mask!

[gnarly6939]

is azreal the same guy from the step up movies?

[42wjw]

he doctore from spartacus you are going down

[rasmusos1]

GO JASON GO JARRRRRGHHHHH

[Dragonstorm787]

3:21 - "Need a...hand?" Hahahahahaha...aah....Sorry, those jokes are usually beneath me

[amcbub9th]

Why am I drinking tea whiel im watching this.

[rustleinthebush]

I can imagine when those people walked in, OMG! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?! Frozen Women: Just chillin'. Please dont thumbs it up >.>

[CelphProclaimed]

"aw shit, I forgot my arm"

[supra890]

you brought jason on that spaceship too ? shit, i know you were stoned

[TheMike4christ]

i rule



[superior152]

jason is frozen...yet he can still decapitate an arm.....o.o

[lukeape1]

@superior152 he's just that badass not even being frozen can stop him.

[The89Youngsta]

that one chick with the red hair sounds like a robot

[Red7Blooded7Luv7GaGa]

@The89Youngsta Hate to break it to you, but she basically is. :L

[ToxsickSlice]

Lol 2010 just passed......XD

[Bmassbay]

2010

[senor47]

I don't think we had cryogenic systems last year.

[animedude00spec]

@senor47 yea we did

[senor47]

@animedude00spec Can they do what these do? I mean freeze one and then be awaken 400 years into the future. There is Walt Disney, but isn't that fake?

[animedude00spec]

@senor47 well awekening them is different, we are able to freeze people, or at least there heads, for future revival, but only for up to 1000 years, jason and the chick get revived by some super technology of there era, because the movie takes place like 500 or something years in the future, and only dead people are allowed to consent to there own cryogenic state post-mortem

[LaneHull]

@animedude00spec O. O nice research smart one.

[animedude00spec]

@LaneHull Lol was that sarcasm

[LaneHull]

@animedude00spec No i was being serious xD.

[THECOMPTON71]

@Berret hockey is gay!!!!!

[DeathAngel666ist]

@mrjohantheman IKR (=

[berret2589]

yeah how could you outlaw hockey, I don't see all us guys could exist w/o it. I mean it's brutal, its got fights that refs don't stop, and to boot itsjust plain to watch guys get creamed. Need I say more?

[luake05a]

let me see.... THIS IS CRAP SO UNREAL!!!!!!

[kaldicuct]

@luake05a have you even seen some of the other jason movies?

[JaSchAirbourne]

6:44 "Hi Hand." xDD

[Haverana]

ahahahah ahahahaha ahhhaaha i'm so lonely

[MrIpodtouchey]

lol freezing people is supposedly real in 2010

[Xenomorph237]

I remember when this came out. Cholo Kids at my Elementary School were thinking this movie sounded awesome. Jason in the future in space and he turns into a robot. It was amusing to see these kids have high expectations for a stupid sounding movie like that.

[KATTALNUVA3]

Why was hockey outlawed, and what happened to the world?

[MichaelChands]

@KATTALNUVA3 It's the end of the world! :D

[KATTALNUVA3]

@MichaelChands

But what exactly happened to it? Was it nuclear weapons, a huge meteor, zombies?

[MichaelChands]

@KATTALNUVA3 I guess you'll know in 2455, hahaha... idk.

[MrUntouchablity]

@KATTALNUVA3 None of the above. SUPPOSEDLY, Earthlings trashed the planet to the point of it being TOTALLY uninhabitable!

[Coldplay200000]

That's how good Jason is. He can still nearly kill people while he's frozen in cryostasis.

[penguin1818]

this movie sucked so bad

[TheHunnHunn]

stupid... he aint shocked because of his hand? what a dumb movie, they couldnt make it more realistic!

[InvaderSlusk1994]

hockey gets outlawed in 2024? that blows

[shipmasta7]

17 people shit themselves while watching this.

[dilcofilms]

5:41 - 5:53 is sooooooo me

[Fallen385]

how far is this into the future?

[scarecrow446]

@Fallen385 the year 2455

[megaseviper]

omg teh goverment has made cryotubes in....secrets

[bikerdudefiftynine]

dont touch anything! other guy: what?

[bikerdudefiftynine]

dont touch anything!

[bikerdudefiftynine]

dont touch anything

[Sasquatch90001]

LOL, ITS THE YEAR 2010 GOOD TO BRING BACK LADY BAD TO BRING BACK JASON! SERIOUSLY DO THEY GET ANY DUMMER?!?!?! AT LEAST THEE SAMRT ENOUGH TO HAVE DIFFRENT PPL WATCH JASON INSTEAD OF PPL HAVING SEX

[Sasquatch90001]

LOL, ITS THE YEAR 2010

[hatemylife2010]

even when frozen jason will still find a way to hurt you

[MrDoomfire00]

i want dick!

[Fallen385]

@MrDoomfire00 i bet homo

[KATTALNUVA3]

Why the heck was hockey outlawed?

[nerfproduction288]

@KATTALNUVA3 idk but i love hocky nc c checkers

[aimhoff82]

ahh your so pretty xD

[callofdutyninja1]

hokey is outlawed but bnring the dead to life

[MyCinema1000]

@callofdutyninja1 Jason isnt dead hes just frozen

[callofdutyninja1]

@MyCinema1000 then again if you think about it jason has done that for tond of years so yeah

[hl2og]

and there are no political issues with bringing back people from the dead... the government must be really easy or non-existant by now...

it would explain why they let teen potheads drive a fukkin spaceship.

[thekingfd]

jason x is better than jason goes to hell beause in x he doesn't grunt