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  • (At a fancy dinner party)

    Waiter: Sir, you've had a bowl of Beluga caviar, 3 bottles of Dom Perignon, 5 servings of filet mignon, quail eggs and an entire bowl of truffles. Are you sure you want this after-dinner mint?

    Nobleman: NATURALLY!

  • Alarm clock ringtone

  • Good song to play if you are out boating in the middle of a lake or bay, and there's a very fast-moving squall line approaching! Severe thunderstorm warning, and now you have to get to harbor fast!

  • That moment when you are going into the 8th fight at the Battle Arena after the slots raped you by taking away items, zeroing out your MP and leaving your Max HP at 1647...

  • When I am late for class, I play this song.

  • Try playing Burrito Bison with this song playing, it fits so well. lol

  • This song is what made gorwn ups play ff7

  • Still one of the best "Hurry!"-type themes I've ever heard in all video games.

  • This song plays when Cloud, Cid, or Barret needs a quickie from Tifa (blowjob) before getting into action.

  • @anythingnew No, just no.

  • @anythingnew You're a sick fuck, kill yourself.

  • the dave brubeck song that inspired this piece

    /watch?v=kc34Uj8wlmE&feature=r­elated

  • Goanni, that is all.

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  • *Magic Materia Broken* *1/2 HP* *Item Command Broken* *Frog* FUCK!!!!

  • @venomous513 Protip: Ribbon.

  • @Jostra123 your right. Hopefully the it won't get broken during the battle.

  • @Jostra123 Ribbon was like a fucking cheat in that arena, poison mini and toad were also "gz you have no handicap!" + gave you a lot of BP -> free omnislash

  • *turns into frog* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

  • Chuck Norris gets Dementia and starts beating every human being on the planet, he finds you.

    Hurry Faster plays.

  • There's a tornado warning or flash flood warning for your area, for whatever reason you're out in it, and see said inclement weather condition

    *cue song*

  • Ok, I cant use items and my magic is disabled. Let's fight the last guy.

    Ghost Ship.

    FFFFFFFUUUUUU

  • this songs plays while you have a heart attack

  • fighting diamond weapon

    cloud hit

    cid hit

    yuffie heal

  • "standing on shore waiting for diamond weapon" >:O come the fuck on get your ass over here

  • This plays in my head every time i hear my parents walking down the hallway while i'm masturbating.

  • @Evansmustard This, sir, is such a humongous fail that it smashes through the fail-win continuoum and comes out an epic win. Congragulations, you have divided by zero. You now get a cookie.

  • @Evansmustard best comment ever, why is this not top comment!?

  • @Evansmustard I Liked that comment Lol......

  • You're not hurrying fast enough! Hurry faster!

    Lolwut.

  • Mom: "DAMN IT LUCAS THE BUS IS COMING DOWN THE ROAD!!!!!!!"

    Me: "AWH, FUCK ME!!!!"

  • Law exam tomorrow... Oh my, I REALLY gotta hurry so much faster now! 0:38 - making a mess out of my room to find my notes. 1:06 - desperation and things flying everywhere. 1:20 - got them!

    Revision, hurry!

  • I used to hurry faster, then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • RUN FOUR YOUR LIVES!!

  • ;l;lajioee;l\kks FUCK I picked no materia!

    *Skeleton on ship holding an oar comes out & pulverizes me*

    *loses battle*

    *received Tissue*

  • my instant reaction to hearing this music... *regen*, *wall*, *slow*, *sense*, *steal*, (whatever attack), *mime*, *regen*, (let limit bar fill up), *mime*

  • That's what she said?

  • I was in an everyday situation which required I hurry, and then this started playing..

  • Me: OH SH*T I HAVE TO VACCUM THE STAIRS

    Le parents will be home in 5 minutes

    this music plays

  • Me; i got like 400000 battle points i think ill save

    save

    Me; WTF where are all my points

    Friend; When you leave then reset

    Me;jfaklsj;kldjf;liuaesjydhlig­fkjdas;rfijlkjdas;klfjds;klfj;­lidsrf KLj:klaj:lifjdas;KLF!!!!!!!!

  • I'm so getting the meteor tattoo'd on me :D

  • This is really me.

    School starts in 8:15AM ok.

    Wakes up at 8:02 SHIT

    Runs and discoveres that bus has just left my stop.

    Runs to school.

    At school's yard you look at clock "8:14"

    VICTORY FANFARE =D

  • @Gracking666

    And then a random battle happens right outside the door of your classroom.

    XD

  • Mom: Wash yourself we have to be there at 11:00 am

    You: I'll do it lateeerr

    Mom: It's already late! it's 10:50!!!

    You: Craaap!

    Then let the Hurry Faster begin!.

  • @iriuz2 You get told by you mom to wash yourself? 

  • yay a tissue -.-

  • Thats what she said ;D

  • Love this song!

    Video game music rule!

    Good vid dude :)

  • Keep going?

    Off course!

  • "Hmph.. Let me show you what real fighting is."

  • I always did battle arena with Tifa because she's a fuckin' beast! <3

  • @kellyraye815 same here...

  • best comments ever xD

  • Ahh, LOVED this one! Gimp after gimp after gimp! Even if you were level 100 you had trouble with it ^.^

  • i lost after battle 3. BATTLE SQUARE IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

  • @chcoman123

    the most of us done it..

  • @EmptyDark19900 lol I completed a couple days ago. Still is REALLY hard. But it was worth it, cuz i got OMNISLASH!!!

  • @chcoman123

    i got my omnislash on disc 1 :D

  • @EmptyDark19900 Lucky.

  • @chcoman123

    it was hard work man !

  • ugg 3 frogs and a girl who keeps doing fasnation with lowered speed

    so it fall asleep frog, fancination, turn back, turn inot frog again, ectra ectra

  • OFF COURSE!

  • @Pharphain Lol that 'OFF COURSE!' typo used to bother the hell out of me

  • haha don't you just love it when you choose Cid as he runs out to the arena stops and makes a karate defense move before the screen blurres to battle? :D:D

  • xD good that i have a Ribbon >:D

    1Weapon broken -that will just take away time

    2Lucky 7- yay

    3Toad - nope :D

    4Poison - nope again :D

    5Red materia broken ... -I dont have any xD

    6HP & MP halved - i still win

    7Accesoire broken - ... ribbon = dead

    8th battle: Morbol ... kidding me? >:(

  • Ahh Sharingano, you just made me relive my childhood in 1 second =P

  • i wake up one morning play 7 im tired i run into emerald i missed i acidently press tranform my brothe scatterd my materia it hit cloud he had knight of round it sucked i said scwew it 

  • the hell is a tomberry???!!!

  • @katlover154 A classic final fantasy enemy, they walk towards you and use an instant kill attack once they get to you.

  • FUCK! I forgot my condoms *Music Plays*

  • I love this soundtrack so much. Nobuo Uematsu is the reason I started writing music, I heard his music 14 years ago and haven't stopped writing since.

  • @RichardBatchelor86 are you just gonna copy and paste that and put this comment on every vid?

  • @Coolguy128

    Well its my opinion on Nobuo Uematsu, so yes.

  • This song going through your head makes 10 hour shifts working the line at a plant a bit more intense.

  • clouds last limit break is too much hassle 

  • when you encouter a tonberry, pray its at the beginning of the fight arena... or your going to have to grow some balls and manage to attack it without getting stabbed yourself.

  • when you encounter a Tonberry then...RUN AWAY XD

  • how do you kill a tonberry

  • @firebat101112 You mean in that arena? I didnt encounter one there, but sometimes in the North Crater. I get it done with either Cloud's Meteor or Omnislash, which gives him(it?) no chance to counter me.....(or just do the attack+heal loop)...I myself don't know another easy way of getting rid of him...

  • i have one question how do you kill a tonberry

  • @firebat101112

    How To kill a Tomberry ? The only way is by summoning Emerald Weapon.

  • The brave do not fear the grave

  • Me: See's Omega Coming to shore " Huh wonder what i should do?" Oh shit hes heading for Midgar" Gets in highway tries to crash Him

    Cid" Cloud what The hell you doin you trying to get us killed!?!?

    Me: lol maybe.

  • Weapon broken + Materia Disabled + Accessory Broken + Armor Broken + 1/2 HP + Tonberry as 8th round enemy = gg

  • Alright fine! We'll take out Weapon ourselves!

  • *Slot lands on broken accessory* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • BIEN COMME MUSIQUE, J'ADORE ;)

  • This sounds JUST LIKE an outtake from Front Mission: Gun Hazard.

  • The Brave does not fear the Grave.

  • @7SeiferAlmasy7 wow that what you wrote is awesome

  • Limit break Cloud all the way!!!

  • Oh i took my time when this song was playin'. ;)

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  • 10 MINUTES TO GET TO WORK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!! *song starts playing*

  • This is my late for work theme

  • I drive to this kind of music.

  • Weapon Broken!

    All Materia Broken!

    Accessories Broken!

    HP Halved!

    MP Zeroed!

    Toad!

    (Throw the controller....)

  • @sharingano123 haha so true!!!

  • @sharingano123 ribbon^^

  • @DonSvenneProduction That only stops you from being toad ^^

  • @noobpwnager and with broken accessory it doesn't even do that.

  • @mikedaguy I'm sure we all know from experience XD

  • @sharingano123 agreed i would be ticked

  • @sharingano123 you do know that the use of Items wasnt taken away from you so you could of cured yourself from the Toad Status, unless of course you came unprepared and didnt bring any.

  • @OmegaFunniProduction by that time of toad there was a enemy faster than said charater he was using..a much better one should be mini.

  • @sharingano123 thoose fights pissed me off but i had to get the summonings so when that happened i throw the controller on the wall and it broke :p

  • @TheBunnycorn Haha, but being patient and consistent is also another kind of fun~ I myself never return to that arena once I got that Omnislash and W-item... :)

  • @sharingano123 card delets final fantasy 7* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKK­KKKKKKKKK

  • @sharingano123 HAHAHAHA this comment totally made my day.

  • @sharingano123 omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime omnislash mime

  • @sharingano123

    You forgot "Gonai".

  • @sharingano123 yup, that's me all day..... T_T

  • @luiekang haha, but that's also how you had enjoyed the game all day~

  • @sharingano123 I broke many controllers in those days.... ^_^ ahhh, good times.... good times..

  • @sharingano123 No. Me I would beat the seventh wave somehow and would be rewarded 70 BP THEN i would throw the controller.

  • @sharingano123 With good items though you'd still win and get a shed load of points!

  • @sharingano123

    button bash square ftw 

  • @sharingano123 lol More like:

    (about to throw controller)

    Me: wait its the last fight, it could be a sand worm, and there easy. All those penalties, i could buy onmislash with all that BP!! Alright then

    Keep Going?

    Of course!

    Me: Bring it on!

    *Tonberry appears*

    Me: ...Well, Fuck. >:(

  • @sharingano123 story of my life

  • Gotta clean this mess fast before are guests arrives!!

  • This plays when your late for class while taking a shit!! lmao

  • Round 1: Limit Break

    Round 2: Mime Limit Break

    Round 3: Mime

    Round 4: Mime

    Round 5 Mime

    Round 6: Mime

    Round 7: Mime

    Round 8: Mime

    My strategy, provided you dont get all materia broken or command materia broken...

  • @Seirra259 I found you got way more points though when you got ur ass kicked a bit.

  • *Cloud slashes the serpent*

    Cloud: WTH! MY OMNISLASH DID 1 DAMAGE.  Gotta bail now or I'll die.

  • @Dude4945

    HERP DERP I'M TRYING REAL HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO LIKE MY COMMENT!

  • this song makes me wanna move faster for some strange reason...

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  • @CidSilverWing lol, typo

    The brave do not fear the grave

  • @CidSilverWing

    "A pro isn't someone who sacrifices himself for his job, that's just a fool." ;)

  • Off Course!!!!

  • Kick Shinra out of Rocket Town!!!

  • I got Omnislash so easy. High level Vincent + Chaos + haste+ regen = UNSTOPPABLE. (I had a ribbon too, I dunno if that makes a difference on his limit or not...)

  • This plays when i'm late for school

  • this is a exelent theme for the exam or test period in the school LOL!!!!!

  • You are now aware of the Engrish in the Battle Arena.

  • I love getting ready for school to this music :)

  • best theme ever!!!

  • No comments on how the track just cuts short? Really? Every other track you've uploaded is pristine, and this cuts in the middle of a phrase. I'm always disappointed when something like this happens - a single thing ruining an otherwise perfect collection.

  • @zarreph it happens on the offical sound track i bought, they did that beacause of how long some of the fights go, basicly the sound mixers got lazy and decided not to fade this out for their own convienence

  • Gotta find that stupid Secret House and I'm running out of time!!!

    Whoops. Wrong game.

  • all major natural disasters should have this music like the one in japan.

  • I saw Diamond weapon and was like: Godzillaaaaaa!!!!!!111!1!

  • 1st round: Lucky 7s. YEAHHH

    2nd round:Weapon Break. Mehh Alright

    3rd round:Item Disabled: Uh-Oh

    4th round: Magic Disabled: AWW FUCK

  • Keep Goin'? OFF Course!.....All Materia is broken! Then, go for it!

    me:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU­.....

  • finish round 1 - materia broken....ok not so bad

    round 2 - item broken........i guess im still ok....

    round 3 - frog.....not giving up!

    round 4 - minimise.....yea im boned

  • SPAM THE SQUARE BUTTON <3

  • Don't you hate it when you become a Frog in that battle stadium?

  • @JenniferReturn Equip accessory: Ribbon.

  • @PhyrIsSoCold Item Broken! Go for it!

    xD

    Ahh - Screw it. I don't know where the Ribbon is.

  • @JenniferReturn Item broken?!?? We're all dooooooomed! Lol.

    You can get the first available ribbon when you go to the Temple of Ancients (it's in one of the treasure boxes when you first enter the temple).

  • @PhyrIsSoCold That place got destroyed in my file. I can never go back to it.

    Anyway, it doesn't matter. Found & obtained 3 Ribbons like 2 hours after you told me about it. Apparently you can get it in the battle stadium itself, but only the real hardcore players of FFVII are actually gonna get it. It takes a lot of fuckin battles before you can morph the proper enemy into a Ribbon.

    xD

  • @JenniferReturn it took me about 1 to 2 hrs to get a ribbon .......1 FUCKING RIBBON

  • FUCK SAKE Get W Summon already.

    Here is a good example from my child days. I was playing this for ages because I didn't have a ribbon. And just when I was going to get it I had to go to fucking bed!!!!

    Why can't you keep your points:(

  • accessory break+meterial break=ur fucked.

  • someone should send this to square enix with a letter saying "Hurry up with the ff7 remake" :D

  • *Enters enemy sub* Cloud: Someone drive this thing I can't take it anymore!! Yuffie: O__O really? I'll have to drive this? You guys are older then me! Everyone else: ..... Yuffie: Fine! I think this is the torpedo button... *pushes button* *Submarine sinks* Yuffie: >_> happy now Cloud?! Cloud: .... Should we swim? Tifa: And get killed by that Weapon....um no! Cid: ...I have Yahtzee... Barret: Were doomed aren't we?
  • 2 people didn't get pass the first round.

  • crapping in a public restroom theme

  • @ramza675 thanks for the nightmare fuel lol

  • @ramza675 hahahahahahahaha made muh day

  • @ramza675 The "doing your homework at the last moment theme"

  • @BagiClaymations

    not really

  • @ramza675 no, crapping in a desolate truck stop bathroom.hurry faster i really don't want to be here!

  • I want this in dissidia 012 xd

  • Thats waht she said....

  • 'Alrighty, I finally can do this because I HAVE A RIBBON!'

    First Reel: Accessory break.

    'F***!'

  • 5 Materia + Bag + Ring + Small Cloud = GG

  • In emergencies, proper ladies would stay come and collective but I would forsake manners and find a ax for any one that gets in the way.

    it's only way for me to deal with survival of the fastest..........

  • *all prepared and ready to fight diamond weapon*.....ok.......can you walk a little faster....waiting for ya to hit land......any time now......WALK FASTER!!!