Helium balloon powered flight for Oregon man's lawn chair

[weedsmokerweed]

i remember when this dude got a DUI hahahaha it was in the paper, but i dont care i go to that shell station every day

[danzonono1]

i'd get my rifle out and for a laugh pop all the balloons

[xvoy2002]

My neighbor tried this last summer, with negative results. He weighs over 400 pounds and the balloons only lifted him about four feet off the ground. He tried releasing bowling balls he was using as ballast but dropping bowling balls into a crowd of excited on-lookers didnt' work to well. He injured his wife's foot and a cat.

In the end we had to cut him loose. He celebrated by drinking a 12 pack and eating about 15 pounds of pasta.

Says he will try again this year.

[williameatloxton]

I have been planning to try this.

really!

and i would like to add, its not unsafe or crazy at all.

really, its simple, not dangours.

and im only spending $ 400. australian.

the helium tank i want costs $300. the good large balloons cost aprox $30 and a rubber dingy is $12. also some good lite string and common sense. yes, thats correct, common sense is used to judge weather the wind is ok. not mathimatics. i have had 3 tests. i will not use a parrashoot, no thats not stupid

[pandacakemen]

lol thas awesome

[guardien1459]

qrrf3f//////

[jackinproductions2]

Whoa that gas said 4.35!!

The highest it got here was 3.75

[salemcripple]

@jackinproductions2 where is "'here"?

[sdrfgvrfgvsfravgdsvS]

madman

[simon1000]

Crazy mother hubbard!

[keripop]

wow I wish I could do that

[dinhosaojosevani]

menordopaiol@

[absbars]

first comment bitchessssssssss

[hoodiewarning]

wrong