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  • alguém conhece o link pra baixar este filme completo?

    aqui mesmo se possivél?

  • Snape Snape Severus Snape.

  • This Movie SUCKED old man dicks

  • @CanadianChronic2121 You're Canadian. Your opinion is invalid.

  • @pbiasizzo

    & Your a Dogma fan .

  • @CanadianChronic2121 You're so hostile. What's that all aboot, eh?

  • @pbiasizzo

    " I Got A Right To Be Hostile "

  • @pbiasizzo I'm Canadian and I love this movie.... Invalid?

  • @ScottRichardStoller Depends on the type of Canadian you are. 1) Nice and has good taste in movies. 2) A 12 year-old Canadian pot-smoker who thinks he's bad-ass, yet clearly had no idea what the movie was about. #1s have very valid opinions. #2s do not. Could you do me a favor and send me some Tim Bits?

  • @ScottRichardStoller Also, when you drop off the Tim Bits, can you pick up Justin Beiber on your way back to Canuck-land? Thanks!

  • @pbiasizzo no ty... you can have him...

  • @CanadianChronic2121 this movie was awsome

  • This trailer does absolutely no justice to this incredible film.

  • Metatron - Severus Snape's day job.

  • THIS MOVIE LOOKS TERRIBLE

    i shall watch it and love every second of it.

  • Alan Rickman was gold in this XD

  • Alan Rickman, your voice is oh my lord, your voice <3

  • Bethany: What's he like?

    Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.

    Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?

    Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

  • ugh chris rock... i hate that guy

  • kevin smiths movies are the shit makes me feel awsome to be from west long branch this is the coolest area in the fuckin world

  • but you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed!!!!!

  • i dont know why but matt damon in this movie looks like justin bieber

  • @kangaryu1994 How could a thought like that even enter your brain??

  • @zashleyrulesall

    u dont even know me.. so STFU!

  • @kangaryu1994 If Justin Beiber looked like a male, I would say you're right!

  • Its Don, silent bob strike XD

  • Alan Rickman looks so cool in this @_@!

  • Was on UK TV two mins ago.

    1999 baby, what a fun film.

    I miss the 90s for absolutley EVERYTHING.

  • I love Alan Rickman <3 (Snape is my love)

  • This film has the best ideas about religion of ANY movie.

  • @alchemist4evr oh god.. your about to start a riot now lol

  • Soo, is it like a stoner-film or what?

  • chris rock and the poeple in clerks ok i will wacth this

  • great movie 

  • SeverUs plays in severous films

  • Linda so fucking hot!!

  • I watched this movie in my film class in my school last week, it's so freakin hilarious.

  • omg, pause at 1:20 :-)

  • "I'm the 13th apostle!"

  • since i have been watching harry potter, I see snape in alan rickman its just so weird and not human for him not to have a serious face and insulting a child :)

  • I love this film, but I was never crazy about this trailer. I always felt it didn't do a great job of really selling the flick.

  • I have Buddy Christ, Jay, and Silent Bob-ble Head dolls.

  • The trailer doesnt do the hilarity of this movie justice.

  • Hello, This is Allan Rickman, This movie better not dissapoint me.

  • This is amazing.

  • i dont get it...

  • loki :3

  • Silent Bob<3

  • this is the best fucken movie EVER

  • @nudaydawning I agree. I was a bit surprised when I first saw it. But still good, nonetheless. George Carlin was VERY good it in.

  • I can see where Catholics would be offended, but most of us Catholics are pretty laid back when it comes to making fun of us. At least in my experience. It is a very funny movie. And is it just me or was "Jersey Girl" a good film?

  • continuando a sequencia da quadrilogia do Balconista. Vendo esse agora com a minha preta, jogado

  • jay and silent bob r fucking hilarious 

  • 1999: HOLY FUCK WHO'S THAT ANGEL-DUDE TALKING TO THE GIRL?

    2009: HOLY FUCK WHO'S THAT HOE TALKING TO SEVERUS SNAPE?

  • Funniset, Film, EVER!

  • this movie rules. Really. I watched it about one million times, and i laugh evrey time.

  • Professor Snape? O_o

  • Buddy Christ ROCK :D

  • am thinking of buying this for my frends b-day... she loves ben affleck... but is the film actually any good? x

  • @SwillettisRwillett The movie is very funny. A couple things to look out for though: A) I hope your friend is okay with the catholic religion being made fun of. B) it's a also a part of a 6 film series (Kevin Smith's New Jersey Chronicles, or Askewniverse) that begins with Clerks, then Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and finally Clerks II. If she hasn't seen the rest of them, she'll miss out on some of the in-jokes from the other movies. Hope this helps!

  • @pbiasizzo

    not a series, but it they all play in the same "universe"

  • @relo999 true, but there is an order to them :)

  • @pbiasizzo what is the exact order fo all these films?

  • @pbiasizzo Sorry. I just wanted to mention that the series actually plays out in a different order. Instead of coming one right after another (which is how they were released) the series actually goes: Mallrats, Clerks (takes place the day after Mallrats - the funeral is of the girl who was meant to be the contestant), Chasing Amy (this is where Bluntman and Chronic begins), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (that's how they got the money they were owed to get to Wisconsin), Dogma, and Clerks II.

  • @CoolToobmovie I know, but i was thinking more chronologically when they were released.

  • @pbiasizzo Ya, i figured. lol

  • @SwillettisRwillett it is amazingly funny!!! BUY IT

  • @SwillettisRwillett this film is brilliant! buy it! buy it straight away for her.

  • @SwillettisRwillett I love the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie. It does take on a few of the issues about religion today, but, when all is said and done, this is a fun movie to watch...the Chris Rock character is excellent!

  • @SwillettisRwillett YES ITS HILARIOUS!!!

  • @SwillettisRwillett get chasing amy its good

  • CHEESE

  • SNAAAAAAAAAAPE

  • @pivotkid85 School has the tendency to make movies or books suck by requiring you to watch or read them.

  • It has some pretty hardcore parts

  • it doesn't make any sense at all that george carlin is in this movie.

  • @ledZeppelin7680 - are you kidding? It makes PERFECT sense!

  • @Exoixx no it doesn't, a man who spent his life denouncing religion and mocking the ignorence of religious people, appearing in a film that was created to celebrate the faith of a religious person.

  • @ledZeppelin7680 he is an actor

  • hahaha youth group. i love this movie

  • this movie is weird

  • ur watching it in youth group?.....this movie was made to mock and make fun of religion...tehe

  • @xXKidzOnKrackXx lol, are you kidding me?

    i suggest you actually hear kevin smith talk about dogma and why he made it, before making such silly assumptions. :P

  • @residentemojacob whoa I think I recognize that username...you made those coppercab remixes right?

  • @multipurpose101 lol yes, yes i did.

  • @xXKidzOnKrackXx to be fair though it had some sound theological ideas behind it. Or at least that's what I said all those years ago in my religious education exam.

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