Penis-shaped vodka: the ultimate hit in Ukraine!

[UCMSGrand]

I want one, why was huuby mad?

[janecfader]

That really doesn't look like vodka to me...

[VolvoCub]

How do I buy one?

[RockSalami]

Is the glass brown? I don't suppose the vodka is brown.

[prabbit68]

no one would buy them in Russia - they prefer farm animals

[MrCryptica82]

In Soviet Ukraine a mans penis tastes like vodka after the woman gets ahole of it!

[geekforlifevandc]

30 cm mines bigger

[b0x4u]

STARKA from ZLATYGOR Distillery - Ukraine

[Stasisloth]

Your all Jealous that we have nice dildos AND vodka in one package :3

[malbert34]

ukraine is fucked

[Vovk3]

@malbert34

How so? Maybe you should look into the importance of the phallus in Slavic culture.

[butirka421]

dats bout accurate to my penis size

[xxHUNGREExx]

y is my dick on tv...lol

[Nguli34689]

Amazing! What would they think of next?

[jufulu]

This is some serious funny.

[antonmess]

haha ale vje vudymalu

[SPS148669]

What's up with the racism over a big Dink?? i thought that was funny.

[JohnnyInHampton]

why was it a BLACK penis?

[trofy]

im ashamed to be ukranian

[mourarth]

Stupid ukranians!

[HeisenbergUA]

@mourarth fucken russians

[BOBODEKAT]

thats stupid and a lie its not a great hit in ukraine, maybe in russia!

[dalepremier]

r u retarded? I bought mine in Ukraine and if you come over I can shove it right up your ass

[Krutivus]

It ugly video! also commentator is idiot- first of all it is not vodka but gorilka. There is no such city in Ukraine like Chernigov; it is Chernigiv!!!!and Women name is not Nadezhda, but Nadiya.

And bottle of gorilka is not really the thing to talk for 2 minutes.

[zbunjola00]

yeah hers voice is so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

[ALEKSANDREXE2]

cool, this video is on TOP-1 on youtube search!

[stasmail85]

fuck off kuznec, my english is not good to speak with you!!! are you russian?

[polaridad2012]

Stupids Humans!!

[91more]

Who da fuck is the lady speaking in the video, God her voice is fucking annoying. But what do you expect the station is RUSSIA today.

[slideawae]

Notice how she said they were "choking" with laughter :)

[kuznec12]

ukrainians. You ukrainians: HA. You always try to out-smart us. Youll have your nations day. Shut your trap. You dont have the right to speak bitch. You are probibly living in moms basement with your dad sticking you in the ass. Gross inter-breed.

[TonyFirelli]

Omg Ukraine even became a pervy country since the break up of Soviet Union...

[mourarth]

I agree with you!

[Kuramochi0214]

Good info. on the right!

Everyone became red before drinking it!

[nosirrom5]

Ukranians Are pieces of Shit

Poland will take back her lands & it's Lwow not Lv'iv

[TheManFromRussia1]

bullshit , ukraine is ukraine . poland is poland . besides ukraine will kick your polski asses

[NaturalReflector1989]

Waffen-SS will kick both of your asses, Fucking jews.

[TheManFromRussia1]

first of all im not jewish , you finnish asshole , you know why your countries

name is finland , because we finnished

your asses in a war , we still can now remember >:)

[TheManFromRussia1]

second of all , even though the nazis were

attempting to fight us off , we still kicked their asses in that war . hitler just commited suicide because he coudnt handle the pressure we gave him . one day finland will become a new part of russia .

[TheManFromRussia1]

3rd of all i fucking hate jews myself .

[NaturalReflector1989]

Bolsheviks were Jews, You support Jews...Jew fag lmfao

[TheManFromRussia1]

now who says i am communist , i am 90% russian , 10% armenian . if your

nazi then you can go hang yourself

[dalmationbreed]

just curious what do u mean 90 % Russian 10% Armenian ??

[TheManFromRussia1]

yes well my nationality , my background

[yz85mp]

@TheManFromRussia1 ukraine is a piece of shit

[druglover200]

i dont see why theyre afraid to hold it.....hold it so you can see the woman if you are a man

[jesemus33]

mmmm a cheap consolator!!!!

[garmao]

Jesus, what's that got to do with Penis Shaped Vodka? is there some conspiracy theory involving Putin, "British sounding journalists" and their penises? share, buddy

[KrasnayaKapella]

What part of the story is NOT true? I guess without this piece of news the Ukrainians wouldn't get so much credit for innovation, as they are now =D

[WKmugen]

in america tht would b a.. OMG GET THT OFF THE SELVES OMG OMG OMG BLAH!

[12elza12]

what moron made this video?...this stupid stuff is not ultimate hit in ukraine. never seen that. russians as usual telling bulsh*t about ukraine

[dawgsezwuf]

Correction. Russians as usual telling bullsh*t about EVERYONE. The other day i read this article where a thief broke into a hairdressers shop. The thief got raped by the hairdresser woman for 3 days LMFAO. shit like that only happens there.

[GordonFreeMANness]

@dawgsezwuf Did that thief lose his dick after the female rape?

[RoyalStandart]

Russia Today makes promotion for this stupid thing?

[Viktir666]

And when chicks are done drinking it, they can use the bottle to... nevermind.

[MulinRouge]

Это специально для салоедов-любителей попить из горла! :)))

[Obladanie]

I wonder, where in russia did they shoot this ugly propaganda moskal video?? fucking gypsies

[LordPaynus]

How Christian of you, lol.

[phonix032]

hahaha clever ukrainians

[shezario]

how fucking stupid is that -.-

its only a damn bottle nothing to blush for or be afraid to hold in front of a camera xD

[BANGbangkaykay]

HAHAHHA i love being ukrainian

[casperado666]

russian bullshit

[MulinRouge]

You recognize it? :) I see you're a big specialist of shit! :)))

[Katya1091]

woo im born in Ukraineee

[koobla1]

leave it to ukraine to think of something like this!

[Renotech]

Vodka for men, bottles for women. :D

[ARMOROID5000]

HAHA! All done by hand!

[supersmashman666]

they call the innovation "The cannon"

HAHAHAHAHA

[Playboo62]

lool

oze moja ukraina !! :)

[Dudtz]

Kurac?

[Obladanie]

Oh right, this is the thing I fucked your moskal momma with last night!!

[Antygona]

Por Dios q es esto...

[dansihastrul]

ha ha ha [ deserve to be ukrainian equal wish to zimbabwean or eny other african country ] midasmith is verry right ukrain is a country of lazy alcoholics

[xithilinx]

"No machineries used at all; it's all done by hand"

Gotta love that quote.

[kbotreau]

that was too funny

[midasmith]

Hey , it's a country which larger than half of Europe and has population over the 32 millions ....and that country can't feed themselfs and doesn't produce anything good ! They will say all kind crap about Russia just to get US and Euro money ...It's a nation of lazy drunkards , prostitutes and thiefs with criminals in Government ( look up to Yanucovich biography ) , they sold out everything out of that country and still broke ...Back to suck Russian dick ! :)) Good whores ! And cheap ,lotsAIDS

[DrArsenicum]

In the West, you penis vodka, in Soviet Russia vodka pen....... Wait, wait, wait, WHAT???

[saftaromanul]

ukrainian bitches they like dicks

[jaimey001]

zomg lol

[prelan]

its a dildo

[mrkibbles369]

sex sells

[GBOY69GAY]

Cool vodka bottle, I only little wonder why that vodka has little red brown colour. Usually vodka is colourless crystal bright liquid like water?

[ExtraordinaryLei]

That's kind of creepy o_o

[samitataouine]

im sami in athenne grecce search women from ukraine for mered mariage my email....sami-tataouine@h

[gangsterpig1980]

what a shame... i'm ukrainian (but i live in canada) though my family isn't messed up like SOME ukranian people. (i didnt say all ukrainian people!)

[MaksimUA]

Who built the city of Moscow?..kievliani..sooo basically...russian isnt the "big brother"

[dimidrolgreb]

Novgorod was the first "capital" of Russia. Oleg captured Kyiv from nomadic people who seteled there and THEN hus sucesors build Moscow. When you will find his Ukrainian pasport then you can say "kievliani" were the roots of "moscals":)

[CommunityUA]

Whatever your name is, man! I tell you, your first need to deserve to be a Ukrainian! Thats why moscal dont have our passports! You, History Amatuer!

[dimidrolgreb]

Oh, my god if all moscals leave ukraine then there will be 15 people left that are not even ukrainian. about the passport i was sorcastic, i never thought you would realy think that about Oleg, you Mr.History

[dimidrolgreb]

Genious

[crazyjordan154]

dildo bottle

[sniper6081]

Ah ha ha! That's hilarious. Freakin' Ukranians man.

[BrasilStyIe]

Yes of course, let's make a penis shaped bottle because it is much better then a hand grenade or rifle shaped ones.

Crazy Ukrainian people...

[7nevski7]

too big for me

[caatvugb]

I hope you'll enjoy Medvedev being banged in his ass by Putin this winter and many more to come

[crimsontears17]

that newscasters voice is nails on a chalkboard!

[Gwardi85]

Wodka w kształcie pisora ahaha dobre

[knirv]

Ukraine top technology lol ..congratulation, u finally made a penis lol

[Ukigirl23]

thanks :)

[Ukigirl23]

is that a threat ?

b/c that just made me laugh !

[Ukigirl23]

haha, its funny how you say that russians are better.

well , news flash , they arent !

[mooo550]

lol sexy and refreshing

[kashgurkha]

lol i wanna buy one stick in my pants in between my legs go to school and say that i have a boner. hehehe girls will be amazed

[ausendundeinenacht]

No girl is surprised by Boners

we re surprsied how dick shapes evry "thought" in yr putrid male brains...

[SmellySocksJocks]

U Couldn't be more tru lol

[ilovedragons]

she said penis on tv!!!

[spetznas1980]

omg ^^

[IHearitsnotpurple]

You can return liquor there?

[MasterSysop]

Simply by writing Bob on the tomatoes , and larry on the cucumber it becomes a good christian drink [holy spirits]! Makes those Christian vegetables a bit more amusing too!

[insaneukraineKO]

im ukrainian and i think thats might be the funniest shit i have ever seen im deff. going to go buy one of those bottles lol also The Klitschko Bros. are the best and no russian can touch them and that 7 foot russian giant can go stick that ukrainian bottle up his twat! UKR all the way!

[kyivua]

+1000000 UKRAINE FOREVER!

Greetings from Singapore ;)

[Vopli88]

POZOR. I'm ukrainian. I think this is so fucking embarassing to my country. God Damnit

[Solechnaya]

чорт забира́й... гагага!

[lil123brunette]

Why is is this video posted by RussiaToday?What has Ukraine got to do with Russian, apart from neighbours wrong place mate!

[mpu129]

russia tryes to descriminate Ukraine infront of the world but all russia r insulting is them selfs

[tsouli99]

only reason i watched this was for the bush

[MaksimUA]

sdbolts11: Ukraine came from russian? rly?! hmm I didn't know that..Oh wait because ukraine didn't come from russia..! Russia was built by the Kievska Rys. Ukrainian people..they built moscow..all the russian did was take our culture and seperate it.

[dimidrolgreb]

HAHA! Exactly, it was Kievska Rys not Kievska Ukrys. And Rurik came from the north not from the south. And Dolgoruky was not Dovgodlanny. All Ukraine did was just complexing about it not being in the role of Russia. I respect my Ukrainean brothers but big brother Russia IS the older brother.

[GBOY69GAY]

dimidrolgreb

Rurik came from Scandinavia, from the Varjagian viking area. Rurik was a varjagian viking warlord who moved with his army, family and tribe to east. That viking era varjagian land, from where Rurik came, is today Finland and Sweden :)

[dimidrolgreb]

Yes. But that does not mean that all russians are from skandinavia.

[UkieGunZ]

Ukraine is the best!!! we're gonna make a vagina vodka next!!!

[lowfiwhiteguy]

дурак

[anzatti007]

All the news of RussiaToday look the same.The same style everywhere as if written by the same journalist.You think why ? A KGB guy behind every piece of information ... Enjoy.

[anzatti007]

RussiaToday is a channel controlled by Kremlin and KGB.This is not an ultimate hit.

It is sold in 1 store in 1 city in Ukraine.

Broadcast it on your KGB channel.Youtube is not for informational war.

[TheAussie00]

Racist bastard.

Morals, hah!

Most of the brains and brilliance of the past Imperial Russia and Soviet Union came from Ukrainian people.

[yurason]

fuk u, damn muppet im ukrainian u fukin tramp say it to my face ill brake ur fukin jaw

[AlienD00d]

смоктання вона до вона горілка!!

I say suck it until it vodkas xD

[DrStrangelove646]

Only in Ukraine

LOL

[stanki0]

Lol go penis shaped vodka :D

[luka307]

Does all Ukrainians love penise's like that girl's in the film?

[PANZERMEYER01]

This is russian prapoganda this is not typical of Ukraine

So all take a good look this is what the soviets are good at god damn russians will leave slime everywhere they go low lifes

[Hahol2]

Fuck you russians, you are the ones who waned to make a gay parade in moskva, and you are just jealous cuz you couldnt come up with something like that! Ukraine forever!

[qwerty3008]

Bet the ukranians like this haha. I heard that kiev has an extremely big gay community

[UkrainianDudeRoman]

if you think that why don't you go and join them? Honestly the little amount of fags that are there have to hide for their lives

[MagMushLSD]

STFU u stupid motherfucker! Stupid ass motherfucking son of a bitch! How dare you say that you bitch! Nigger fag

[qwerty3008]

Oh did I get you a little mad MagMush..did you take to many hits of acid and wake up in the gay area of town? Did they violate you?

[Shindorii]

#1 Putin will be back as president after Medvediev serves his 2 terms.

#2 After once again serving as Putins bitch for 2 terms, Medvediev will be back as president.

#3 Rinse repeat until both of them die.

[luka307]

I think that Ukraina is part of Russia really...Greattings from JAR:)

[UkrainianDudeRoman]

ha ha ha and Croatia is a part of Serbia forever!

[laneclosed]

you both are nor right.

[UkrainianDudeRoman]

croatia is really part of serbia:)

[novosselov]

#1 new russian president, putin is gone

#2 russians will take over the world

#3 stfu

[Pr0ph3cy1290]

i second everything novosselov just said

[rezicmo1]

oh god thats fuckin gross!

[sergiymaslovsky]

I've gotten dirtier impressions from people holding Mrs. Butterworth bottles.

[redrocker72]

oh i see, it´s for french, german and american markets !!!

[Loser2WinnerGuy]

Hmmm, I don't really see myself buying a penis shaped vodka bottle anytime soon, to be honest.

[szarawary]

Interesting. Looks like unisex product.

[Koliak2991]

degenerates..

[kovpav]

Ukrainians buy this bottles to f*&% RussianPower.

[Rangerweij3]

I wonder how many of those bottles are being shoved in pussies...

[NIGHTMAREuki]

few, Ukrainians can satisfy their women.

[mikepasek]

What the fuck????

[anzatti007]

You Russian Pig. This kind of things is sold all over the world except probably Russia.

[Pr0ph3cy1290]

russians ftw

[escarment]

russians are just boring prudes

eff you!

ps. have fun with Putin for another 4 yrs!

Idiots!

[tanichick]

Why don't you go fuck yourself with a russian vodka penis. You don't have to insult the Russians, eventhough this whole thing is absurd.

[SlavitUkrainu]

Learn to use a map buddy, the vodka isn`t russian it`s Ukrainian.. different countries!

[kprdnw]

Bush can't wait he is so excited that for once Dick Cheney can actually sit down properly

[NIGHTMAREuki]

nope, you are imbecile

[UkrainianDudeRoman]

stfu. ur the retarded one u brown peice of shit go back to your smelly sri lanka where they don't even know what the word democracy means

[Danda1999]

Definately NOT good for a lot of Americans...but yeah, unfortunately it will prove to be a hit with many others.

[Sassmo]

Hilarious!!! I love how the language they use is all euphemism for an actually penis or dildo. They discuss size, embarrassment of handling, hesitation to handle it on camera, etc.

I don't know if this was meant to be funny, but it certainly is.

[su27forserbia]

this is good for americans!!!

[TripidyZiltch66]

this is good for FUCK YOU

[ThisBoyTV]

I could have sold a box car of those in my store :) What a great idea.

[RussianMobsta]

George Bush must try this vodka dildo

[shebargan]

those sales assistant certainly don't seem to be blushing

[alexRUS54321]

scary