Karl Pilkington 'Educating Ricky' (classic)

[sirbestnameever]

lol carl invented googling

[bhensley80]

Carl is a sweet person.Ricky knocked it out of the park by putting him on the air.

[xILambyIx]

"...she wops one out."

[mugsy100790]

If it is true that laughing causes one to live longer, ricky gervais is never going to die.

[mugsy100790]

"I think i put in why to try to confuse the computer." hahaha

[RoundaboutRalph]

ricky gervais show 2002-11-02 "If you go to argentina and have a steak...you can wake up with breasts"

[19STU84]

"Is that what his mum said?"

[smalltownstuff]

friggin' hilarious

[AlbinoGhandi]

why the fuck does he wear a scarf

[Frequency404]

@AlbinoGhandi

He's disguising himself as an egg in a nest to lure birds within reach of his venomous claws.

[EXetoC]

Confuse the computer? Fucking hell :-D

[ashtongrist]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[PikaJess123]

I googled why after this xD

[jbondjedi]

Where can I find complete recordings for download of the original Xfm shows?

[XiaoPow]

@jbondjedi

Google it. I believe you can buy them on various sites. While you're at it, pop in why?

[kamyou70]

y r u doing this + cause e like it = put it in a bowl

[cdsoder345432]

lol karl would put the milk in a bowl...lol

[TheJackinder]

5:28....FUNNY laugh

[RasrapSmurf]

Karl has probably been watching The Prisoner since there's an episode of that where he breaks a computer by putting in "why".

[truplayaa87]

* They should

[truplayaa87]

Rename to The Karl Pilkington Show

[pustolov9]

i just love rickys laugh

[klim1sl]

Apparently 10 people breastfed until they were 8.

[therealplease]

I went right to google and put in " Why? "

[DuzAndyKnow]

Let me suggest that anyone who enjoys watching videos of a grown man proving how ignorant he is please thoroughly examine my channel to meet Andy, a 30 year old who is somehow more stupid than Karl Pilkington even is. Hard to believe, but once you see it, you'll believe it. Andy doesn't even have any imagination or original thoughts of his own. He instead has developed a jumbled idea of information we all know instead.

[JenniferO507]

"Alright then put it in a bowl first"......lol

[DEATHDEVOURED]

@kevomagee8 the last ricky gervais show ends with karl lauphing uncontrollably

[therealplease]

"your rippin off the turkey ya cunt"

[chillywilly0000]

It looks like Ricky Gervais is visiting people with special needs!

[furyofthestorm]

ricky can just never answer a question straight can he, he loves dragging karl along :P

[Behrial]

Put it in a bowl first

[sparkyinbath]

i've never seen an old man eating a double decker either. or a toffee crisp. not one of karls best observations.

[beckymesky]

Ricky just cannot be strait foward. Karl can. Go Karl!

[123Peat1]

when i'm old, I will try incredibly hard to eat a twix

[Jarizono]

lol my grandpa eats Twix. Karl is hilarious!!

[LetsTalkRubbish]

He really is an amazing man isn't he? I mean.. Who else could take his place?

[ivorbigonee]

karl laughing. haha

[dilwich123]

Ricky can be a twat to karl sometimes.....there to afraid to pick on Steve because he's too techie.

[LennonMorrissey]

@dilwich123 what?! you should hear karl when he's in the mood - he really takes the piss out of steve. he compared him to the thing in men in black :D

[dilwich123]

@LennonMorrissey Yeah that was funny and when he said those two girls on the train were shocked by the extra's poster at a railway station...hahahaha

[Cinemadman]

KARL IS A LEGEND

[westeightyone]

Karl asked Gervais what he'd do about it.

Gervais responded by asking Karl what he'd do or say about it.

Karl answered Gervais.

Gervais never did say what he'd actually do or say about it if he lived next door to a woman who breast fed her 8 year old kid in front of him.

[BadmanLiner]

@westeightyone i think he'd offer her a cum sandwich

[Bacon4Rashers]

@BadmanLiner-Why have they taken Karl off the sky plus advert they got some guy sayin the same thing now instead.

[BadmanLiner]

@Bacon4Rashers no idea mate, corporate penny pinching i guess

[limey157]

@westeightyone Agreed, Ricky is trying to make Karl look a fool here and he's the one that ends up looking a tool.

[mrbwdjr01]

Reward for the first video of an old man eating twix, lsfhrn

[insertintube]

"You never see an old man eating a Twix"

This has to be the greatest quote of the 21 century.

[JayVexVideo]

"You don't see an old man having a Twix."

This sentence fucked my brain.

[1armedghostsamurai]

these 3 arnt as funny individually wen they're 2getha they form like a round headed voltron

[HPhenomenal]

i actually like his answer.."put it in a bottle first" thats brilliant lol

[variansv]

Put it in a bowl !!!! Fucking epic

[steph2010ism]

Omg he is so dry and witty I would love a husband like him

[sailbeyondthesunset]

What year is this recording from?

[TheLordHodne]

@sailbeyondthesunset

i guess its from 2003, but i havent looked it up

[solyentbrak1]

8 years I assume

LOL

[skeebert]

I fuckin' love these guys. Do they still broadcast?

[chrisjdgrady]

This might be the best clip to introduce people to Karl with.

[hoodnut197]

is that what his mum said lol.

[Conrade90]

At 1:43 Karl Sniggers, think he is acting this whole time..

[Blspike]

@Conrade90 That's ricky sniggering, moron.

[MaddisonandCameronx3]

If you google 'why' and scroll down to the bottom of the page to 'searches related to', Karl's name is there :)

try it!

[NanooTheNifty]

@MaddisonandCameronx3 not only is his name there. if you click on it theres a site called Pilkipedia! genious.

[ohdoshutit1]

@MaddisonandCameronx3 hahaha!! soooo good

[KangoTV]

Why aren't Twix using Karl in their advertising?

Old man sitting on a bench eating a twix, Karl pops out, says "That's a bit weird innit?" He tells people, word spreads, news crews turn up cause nobody's ever seen an old man chomping into a Twix, chaos ensues.... "A Young Man's Foodage....Fact."

Something like that. If anyone from Twix reads this, I'm available for hire.

[BadmanLiner]

@KangoTV this may be the best comment on any of my videos loooooooooooool

[ghas]

@BadmanLiner prity standard comment

[MckaysProductions]

@KangoTV That is genius having Karl pop out saying thats a bit weird innit would make me buy almost anything :D

[littlecasper1]

@KangoTV

What?

Are you a retard?

[checkoutgirl]

@KangoTV Possibly because little Karly Pilkoids isn't well know enough, I dunno.

[rockstarrist]

@KangoTV n that's y noone has hired u , EVER !

[mlawren7]

@KangoTV Okay, beat me to it, but I had the exact same thought yesterday. I also thought last year that "Wilfred" should be sold to a commercial network, and now Elijah Wood is in it.

[NiMur90]

Badman, thanks for uploading these! Actually spent the whole day listening to them. XD

[BadmanLiner]

@NiMur90 haha good stuff

[Bstewart2]

Anyone else go and search "Why?" on google after this?

[orville1960]

ha ha ha ha old man toffees......wurthers....ha ha ha

[UltimateSerge]

I love Karl, but have to admit that he is more stupid and ignorant than a comedic genius. A comic is usually someone who willfully makes people laugh, but Karl seems to not know that he is ignorant. His ignorance is so great that it actually becomes funny.

THat said, he has shown insight now and again.

[ddstar]

"Alright... put it in a bowl first..."

[Tommeh101101]

Would not be a sensible show to drive whilst listening to, I can barely sit up straight listening to this :)

[GravityBoy72]

Absolutely brilliant.

Just watched Idiot Abroad and now I need to catch up on 10 years of Karl's great wisdom.

[BadmanLiner]

@GravityBoy72 well my channel is a good place to start lol

[bobnelly]

@BadmanLiner i wish i was in your position...you've got many days of laughter and bemusement to come.

[joriordan25]

@GravityBoy72 I am the same - only knew he existed since an idiot abroad and i am listening to the clips on you tube ever since !

[ksbaliga]

and a damm curly wirly grandad you old fool

[terminamator]

"to confuse the computer" - I was crying!!

[Tobelfish]

How can I get the XFM shows?

[BigTrev5]

@Tobelfish you can find them at pilkipedia.co.uk

[555hugs]

@Tobelfish you can listen to nearly all of the XFM shows at karlsroundhead . com

[Tobelfish]

How can I get the XFM shows?

[windmoveswater]

He's got a head like a fucking orange.

[Kozzy06]

The XFM shows are MILES better than the podcasts, they were when Karl was being 100% real, and not putting it on like he does now.

[BlowDeBloodyDoorsOff]

I love the way these 3 get on. It makes me laugh out loud!

[TheFutureSoundsOf]

Ricky Gervais has the most fakeist laugh going!

[MadSkeelz16]

If she's been breastfeeding for 8 years her nipples must look like strawberries !!

[InternalStandard]

i'd love to hear the ballad "old man toffees"

[Richard16Law]

I can't believe Karl can hold his laughter in so well.. I burst out laughing whenever I hear Ricky's laugh. Haha!

[bigmac364]

Thumbs up if you googled "why" after hearing this.

[llluminum]

@bigmac364 i was thinking about it! damn! I can't honestly thumbs up ya!

[kingWILLYUMZ]

put it in a bowl first!! lol

[TheKimdunn]

Werther's....The Old Man's Toffees

[UnevenScrotum]

Karl actually laughed 5.48 - 5.52.

[1prowrestling]

FD = Freyda Payne

[sbringe]

you old fool.

[SynsterStu]

thats what the mum said :)

[Takashijsi]

The man has an IQ of 80 but man he is brilliant! :D

[consrvtve102]

"what would you do"

[serequel25]

i dont think the podcast are manufactured i hope not anyway because i think karl n ricky togeva is genius fanx for uploadng

[HiTEqMETHOD]

I searched why on google and was surprised to find there is a website called whywontgodhealamputeesdotcom

[BNxTACTICZ]

"you don't see an old man 'avin a twix"

it's hard to believe this isn't scripted. so incredible that it isn't

[lunacywishes123]

@BNxTACTICZ

it's too incredible to BE scripted!

[BNxTACTICZ]

@johnmase1 notice how i said "hard to believe it's not scripted". it helps to actually read comments before you respond to them

also, who really gives a fuck if it is scripted. stop being such a sad cunt responding to tons of comments by saying "it's scripted. it's not real". just let people enjoy it you boring twat

[BNxTACTICZ]

@johnmase1 i'm perfectly aware of the concept of stand-up comedy works. also, lee evans is awful

it just seems kinda sad and boring that you're going out of your way to respond to 3 month old comments. not just mine, but like 8 others

[BNxTACTICZ]

@johnmase1 did you just spell "you lose", wrong? the irony of that is brilliant.

i didn't realise they paid people to be sad, cynical pricks on youtube, responding to tons of comments so that they can ruin something that people enjoy.

how about you get back to the work you're supposed to be doing and earn your wages

you lose

[BNxTACTICZ]

@johnmase1 why do keep making all these assumptions about what comedians i like simply because i didn't know that karl pilkington is "fictional"?

also, how does adding just one extra letter to a word suddenly make it emphasised. sorry mate but i think you're just trying to cover up the fact that you spelt it wrong

[johnmase1]

@BNxTACTICZ There was no need to report me was there? Just proves I won.

[BNxTACTICZ]

@johnmase1 oh and i think it's kinda clear that i understand irony perfectly. the fact that you spelt "lose" wrong, is kind of a loss in itself, isn't it?

[BNxTACTICZ]

@johnmase1 this is my younger brother's account. i use it to comment on videos.

and actually i'm 17 and living at home

[johnmase1]

@BNxTACTICZ Do you hate Lee cuz he white ennit?

[johnmase1]

@BNxTACTICZ Sorry you was saying you hate white people? STOP PRIVATE MESSAGING ME SAYING YOU HATE CRACKERS.

[johnmase1]

@BNxTACTICZ You never see a BLACK man eating a banana whilst driving a bmw soft top with the hood down on a cloudy day and a typical white blonde chick as a passenger.... then again you do.

[sameoldthing19]

Pilkington for Pope!!!!!

[JayT231088]

iPod = £120

The Ricky Gervais Show Podcast = £1.29

People looking confused as you walk down the highstreet laughing to yourself whilst listening to Karl Pilkingtons drivel = Priceless !!

[staceybreese]

"you don't see an old man having a twix"

[Imnoatube]

"She Whops One Out!"

[robertparker]

that comes in, something's said

[Dabs84]

The reason why,

The reason why,

The reason why I had to die.

Did I bleed the blood of greed?

What was my destiny?

[mattfox14]

get me a twix

[Guest1001]

I like Karl. I like Steve. I can't stand Ricky. He's not so bad here, except for the whole "what do you mean?" stuff, even after Karl's explained what he meant, but he's at his worst when he interrupts Karl's natural hilarity with some half-baked non-joke where he acts out something Karl's said, just doing the characters in a silly voice.

[Heknow1989]

@Guest1001 you're an idiot mate

[Guest1001]

@Heknow1989 You're a bigger idiot, mate.

[Nexxus79]

anyone know what the song that starts right at the end of this clip is?

[Larro20]

@Nexxus79 - High Voltage - Electric Six

[harrysjulie]

I've seen this creepy mom with her kid. It HAS to be some form of child abuse. It's incredibly inappropriate.

[hanigan696969]

@harrysjulie i think its awful mainly cos hell be able to remmeber it!!!

im very glad indeed i dont dont remeber it when i was little hahah...its horrible! haha

[katz2k9]

"jus put it in a bowl firsr"

Karl is a legend

[FranBMan]

I love that he put in "why" to "confuse" the computer.

[HelterSkelterForum]

@FranBMan and you know that is exactly what he did :-)

[tehsatchm0n]

I love Steve's laugh at 0:49, it cracks me up every time!! hahaha

[Takhar7]

"It cuts though before he throws it back in his face and says get me a twix, and a damn curlywhirly grand-dad, you old fool"

LOLL

[JaeSwiftTV]

its scripted.. I've heard that old man twix worthers shit on an interview that ricky does with karl..

[Larro20]

@JaeSwiftTV - It's not scripted... This clip is really old and the original. On the interview you saw, Ricky probably brought it up first, remembering Karl said it here!

[JaeSwiftTV]

@Larro20 ya but exact same questions and everything, same reactions like they'd never heard it before etc.

[Larro20]

@JaeSwiftTV - erm there's a ricky gervais show clip somewhere where steve and ricky are pretty convincing when telling people it's not scripted... but who knows!

[johnmase1]

@Larro20 It's so is scripted. Do some proper research and you will be as disappointed as me.

I still think it's funny though, if you never heard Lee Evans before you would think WOW but as time goes on you get to know the routine.

[johnmase1]

@JaeSwiftTV I can't believe how thick some people are mate. I have heard two versions of the twix routine on xfm/audio books and further twix routines on

interviews .

It's just funnier to think it's not acting when it is.

People don't realise how long these routine have been going for.

[Sppr356]

Quality-you never hear karl laugh!

[MissPressPlay]

get me a twix grandad! ...and a curly wurly, u old fool.

[Webbess10]

"I put in "Why" to see if I could confuse a computer."

Classic Karl.

[CJXCORE]

Little Karly Pilkoids lol

[BonesUk1980]

Put it in a bowl first lol

[alexjtrigs]

Karl laughing is the best thing in the world.

[Mrster]

About the whole breast milk thing, Ricky and Steve were a bit thick, Karl was right and he asked valid questions, I think they both were expecting him to be stupid.

But then came Old Man Toffees. HAHAHAH!

[bender970]

As a whole, this clip is the best Pilkington clip ever.

[sebslop]

genius "put it in the bowl first"

[spartan2600]

This one clip is the source of so many Karl memes.

"Never see an old man 'avin a twix."

"Put it in a bowl first"

"...I put in "why" to see if I could confuse the computer."

[ross26]

absolute gold.

[buckbumble]

you don't see an old man havin' a Twix! lol

[meehai]

put it in a bowl lmao

[wrxmonster26]

lmao that would be the best job in the world sitting in that room and just listing like ricky and steve do haha

[shawndimery]

I love Karl, he is my hero! THE funniest man alive

[townsjim]

The bit at the end about the twix is too much!! Even Karl starts laughing! Like Ricky, I nearly burst!

[rich98521]

woh if u google why it says related searches: Karl Pilkington

[ElectricSexPants]

Oh Yeah? Weird. : )

[jeffreykins]

That's amazing :)

[Cosbibi]

One of the greatest philosophers of our times.

[bananafence]

put it in a bowl first!! not so stupid really!! but you never see an old man eating a chicken kebab either, or a hawaiian pizza, or a banana yoghurt, or a etc etc

[danitaz20]

stop picking on karl love him xxx

[barty417]

little britain stole the mom's breast gag

[randomjrr1422]

Why?

Such simplicity. This man is a genius.

Why, indeed.