Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon (Enhanced)

[IronEmpyrean]

There isnt anythine racist out of Watermelon, It's a good ass fruit.

[LaKravenStudios]

Ladies and gentlemen.... you've just witnessed where racial stereotypes are born!

[shonnn]

wtf did i just see?!?!

[MadamSlowStawberry]

I will never eat watermelon the wrong way again.

[chubbs2067]

BOOGIE WOOGIE BEAT!

[KingOfChaos213]

"Eat dat wartermelon eat dat wartermelon, shure iz gud" schuck and jive.

[cannonballkid]

REVENGA!

[scarshapedstar]

184 people cut up they watermelons

[byLivio]

Now im a pro.

[thekidchris19]

Goatsey bought me here

[RenigadePictures]

The bullshit train keeps rolling

[blackpanthro]

I understand exactly what this man is TRYING to do, but please tell me what the hell he said cause i couldnt hear him from all that goddamn watermelon swishing around in his mouth. This is like my drunk uncle trying to tell me which beer is the best....

[YOFACE22]

he is a hero. this is not a joke. he knows his intentions. he is saying that it is so fucking stupid to classify on the actions of some to categorize an entire group. he is saying that it is fucking stupid to believe everyone is going to agree with one another. conformity does not bring change. differences do. everyone should just be their fucking selves... thanks co-host for trying to bring people together. fuck you billy for keeping them separate...

[SuperJevers]

Civil rights activist? This video puts the black race back 100 years

[omnissiahx]

letsssss dooooo thissss

[The505Guys]

What did I just watch...

[DragonSmoke94]

How The Hell Did I Get Here??

[kmorr212]

LETS DOO THIIIISSSS.

[Riimmdogg]

Looks lilke a leprechaun to me

[JustSomeGuy50]

1:15 What did he say?

[mhammer50]

@JustSomeGuy50 "(W)hen they go to frown their faces and say, 'that's despicable', but its good.

[RenMartin2210]

Thank you Opie and Anthony and Spill.com for this clip.

[TrailerTrashThorne]

nigga devours that fuckin watermelon xD

IM READY!

[Flounderboy15]

Lawd have moicey....LDT!!!!

[PanginaPangina]

Nigga please.

[gordo1031]

spill.com brought me here

[kaptainkool408]

@gordo1031 SAME FOR ME



[TheZoostudio13]

LETS Do this. This part of the show made me laugh harder than anything in months.

[samanthacity18]

LDT!!!!!

[lightfang77]

LET'S DO THIS!!!!

[deesyphrr]

LET'S DO THIS!!!

[SamuraiAC]

@deesyphrr Lord, have mercy



[BonkStudios]

Can we get subtitles?

[BonkStudios]

Lord have mercy.

[sgamingr]

HARRY

[PerformanceSaleen]

Thumbs up if you think they paid him in that watermelon!

[SireSweet]

I DONT CAR IF YO A PHD IN EATING WATERMELON

[TheFrozenPHXFlight]

@SireSweet Car is now a verb.

[knthomsen]

munch slurp nom.

[Thegoldenbullet243]

I now want watermelon...

[KeithUnderneath]

JIVE: level 85.

[VaSoapman]

Be yourself!

[deathpyre]

At the end (4:15) does he say: "Get yourself a peice of watermelon, and get ready to groove with petey green's wife"??

[LyleVertigo]

No salt? FUCK!

[XIIIBAER]

I think the beginning part of the video "Kids get the best of it." Was brought to us by Pedo T. Bear.

[bigbananadave]

Yo' put a twaaang, o' salt on dat sweet melon! LOL!



[cadmiumheights]

Wow. 4:40 Nothing like sitting back and reading a good book at the reflecting pool. Wha heck? Glorious. 

[jheit2]

To be honest, it's a shame when people fuck up a good watermelon.

[fakesmith797]

LOL, this is like The Boondocks.

[Al0neStillAlive]

I can't understand half of what he says.

[yucks6900]

thanks to this video I now know how to eat a watermelon. 

[Disterric23]

Get this man some corn bread and kool aid.

[robberblood]

I think he likes watermelon.

[Roguefox2006]

I luv it when he says " i nows u sittin at home like an iggnint nigga"

[x8xasdf]

this video blew up because of harry partridge

[SinisterThougts1]

How can somebody tell people to be themselves, and tell them how they can and can not eat watermelon!? Must be some kind of Jedi Mind Trick...

[ooskulloo]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! what a funny negro!!!!!

[MrLabratic]

Only a ginger can call another ginger 'Ginger'

[aManekOma]

speaks like Hitler

[checkaga]

dude's got a point! i like melon as it is! don't be mrphmaginflapplemajaslhhgid it up lol true story, y mess with perfection.......i hope that's what his point was...i couldn't understand half of what he was saying coz he kept talking with his mouth full >: ( so rude

[Controllerjunk]

181 people have mixed their watermelon with salt

[koros9]

Of course he's black.

Wonderful.

[WeeJocky]

lmao, I could vaguely understand it all apart from 2:03 to 2:08 

[TheMeshHeads]

ahah, what an asian

[sharpers123]

@TheMeshHeads I believe he is African American not Asian.

[TheMeshHeads]

@sharpers123 *facepalm*

[TooSmartToThink]

maaaan I like me some watermelahn right now

[Sidrajar]

Next Monday: "How to eat a pineapple"

[theposhtiger]

is that what Pierre from tim and eric is based off?

[KrimHyu]

....well now i know where that sterotype was born lol

[tohardcoreforlife]

Is it racisit because hes black?

Or is it because he says "WATA-MELM?"

[SavannahPhotographic]

LAWD HA- MEERRCY

[NoqturnePL]

I gotta admit, he ate that watermelon like a fucking BAWS OF BAWSES.

[TonRobo]

I'm still laughing at how he eats. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SMRACK! SMROCK! MRRICK!

Echoing everywhere! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[Grandwork]

Please nigggga I got kids to feed!

[SaitanMar]

Who knew eating watermelon was so complex.

[LexL94]

Couldn't help but laugh at his expression 0:52

[jackhorkheimer]

This dude's a Boss

[DarkSohisohi]

mmm, watermelon

[Nemigumen]

he makes it look easy...

[treetheoak]

i really want to eat a watermelon now.

[weacro]

thank you Harry! best thing I have seen.

[MrSkullkid95]

I wish i had this dudes life.

[DarthTyrionStrife]

This guy is Drunk?



[Aldragor101]

I want what he's on XD

[CheeseMoe13]

this guy is the scarface of watermelon

[CheeseMoe13]

thanks for the tips

[HugeMammal]

The gentleman enjoys watermelon.

[DOYLERULES69X]

I was going to say something racist, but its just too easy.

[CommentatingAccount]

harry is a troll



[MoonajuanaHarvest]

show me your genitals in the related?

[Zzathpwnsyaface333]

@lordbrowning shut up

[searadragon]

@lordbrowning Yeah

[JesusStrikesBack1994]

this video is fucking so epic, so full of soul, the blackness, its rad

[romegaurd]

why is he so sweaty?

[Daetakae]

@romegaurd 'Cause he really likes Watermelon.

[XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX]

slices, SLICES?!?! those white fuckers using salt too.......i think my heart stopped.

[Flopstar80]

Its all in the approach! Nigga cant just creep up on a watermelon and cut out the guts!

[iownall12able]

STEREOTYPES YAY!

[carnatu666]

looord have mercy

[willmandude]

On the thumbnail he kind of looks like Leatherface... make of that what you will.

[MrGillby]

black guy eating watermelon? no way!

[195ashes]

What is I don't even....

[CrazygentIeman]

stereotypes at their best

[reka10]

damn it partridge!

[SavannahPhotographic]

lord have mercy!

[Naskilla19]

Maybe Harry likes the message behind this? Who cares anyway draw your conclusion... I found this video motivating so what.

[AnSiB]

I'm hungry for watermelon now :/



[badkiller2]

Dear god, why...

[GummBo3]

Harry think twice before you favorite :D

[overlordkgk]

:) wel , where i come from every1 eats watermelon like that :) , when i was a kid i called em "Elephant Eggs" hahahaha :D

[xReapera]

Oh my god.. Harry.. Why?

[CanadasElite]

GOD DAMN IT PETEY ITS RUDE TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL >:O

[ApprenticeOfWarlocks]

hahah Harry, you made my day together with this watermelon man.

[uglytravis]

LMAO "Guredamelablehh rehhhhh! (lip smack lip smack) lord have mercy (lip smack) now people mad cuzerblehgradlehhhhhblehhRAHHR­AHLEMEH!...Lergremehhhh!! (lip smack) watermelon"

[TheTillinger123]

i really want some watermelon RIGHT NOW!

[darthbella]

harry you raceist bastard

[WinterDuck]

watching this on acid is the weirdest thing ever.

[ambermash]

Holy shit, what an absolute badass, I love it.

[Agitabodie]

Quick someone point out its a black guy eating a water melon or itl just be awkward for the white people

[MrC0115]

He likes his watermelon.

[BioWake74]

haha wtf :S

[QUICKMASTER20]

And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee

wait what ... 

[takemondu]

@QUICKMASTER20 HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAH I NOMINATE YOU FOR KING OF THE INTERNET!!!!

[CarlitosWayz12]

Why would you put salt on watermelon??

[NinjaAssassin336]

I'm posting this everywhere I can. Just 'cause.

[Icecold218]

@TheBrewskiBaby Look out boys, don't feed this one, he's hungry.

[linuxdude11]

Harry trolled me!



[AngryLarry]

LOWRD HAY MERCY

[terceljr]

SOOOO THIIS is where the watermelon stereo type came from. heh! wow now i know

[ri394]

i feel you brother.

[bigboojenkins]

i seen this video so long ago

[powersoftritone]

Huh so this is where Robert Dowey Jr got the ideas for Lincoln Osiris?

[mannyzx]

My hero. nuff said.

[soloyod]

tiene q tragar y desp hablar =/

[Ramseh]

Basically, what I got from this video is to just be myself.

[SephieStrife]

@Ramseh "All I'm sayin' to you, BE YOURSELF cause I gfdshgliufdhsaglfhdsg"

[weatherwhiskers]

@SephieStrife and then you know? I was mad with nigga' for putting salt on da' watermelon to two Obamas.

[TheGonzaPoker]

wow tv really hasnt progressed at all, were takin steps back people

[jashinslayer]

Who the hell DOESN'T like Watermelon!?

Also, this is whats called being unashamed of your race and its culture.

Hate all you want, be bigoted all you want, its not going to change anything and will only offend those who are thin skinned and self conscious.

[MrPsykokiller13]

"SDFHKSAFHSDKJHGRHODFHWATERMEL­LONDSHLFKEWRKHBLACKSSHDDKJFHDK­JHF"

[loppyhoney]

ha even he know black people eat watermelon

[chiAr135]

interesting... now I know how to eat watermelon properly...

[LionofDawn]

fucking disgusting. shut your mouth when you shew nigga!

[RileyInTheBox]

Dear God, this man is disgusting.

[iknowmy3table]

I think this is the first time I can specifically remember seeing a black person eat a watermelon

[RoxasMoogle]

Why would you like this, Harry?!

[Procrasticus]

@RoxasMoogle He's British. That's all I've got.

[UndeadFatality]

@RoxasMoogle Mans gota know how to eat a godam watermelon. 

[azuresky808]

@RoxasMoogle Because Harry is a boss!

[EDROXMISOX]

@RoxasMoogle because he was high out of his fucking mind



[norwen3]

@RoxasMoogle because this is FrEAKIN AMAZING, "you probably think this nigga be good crazy"

[RealmEntertainment]

@RoxasMoogle Because it's hilarious.

[ultramalakian]

@RoxasMoogle Exact same fuckin reason why I'm here...

[gaaraxpotatopie]

@RoxasMoogle Because he wants to know for sure that his subscribers are actually his slaves

[9sasuke9uchiha9]

wow a black guy with watermelon so suprising

[T16Akatsuki]

can someone make an english version?

[WaffleTrooper]

@T16Akatsuki And comment of the day goes to... T16AKATSUKI! COME ON DOWN!

[RemisVancosid]

Robert Downey Jr sure is trying hard to get a spin off.

[Zyrallus]

Do exactly as I say, an be yo'self.

[philosophermike]

This man is awesome

[Neverninja]

Some one put some some liquor in his watermelon

[wolfwilliams]

I have $10,000 cash for any stenographer who can transcribe this accurately on the first try....

[jemkox]

wapetabaah wapa ohlord dowbawatermelondebama gimme a slicehabehsgsdhgsjah that nigga dump sauce like it's chicken

[killerrat36]

Garena GM why are we watching this lolz

[MrAustin2012]

Wiz Khalifa Sent Me Here :)

[reejuice2]

I like this vid. He knows all races of people eat watermelon but the bigots of the world like to stereo type " blacks" as the lovers of watermelon. Why would that even be a bad thing?O_o Anyway, he's saying be yourself and like what you like because people whom HATE just want to be what they "hate" love yourself everyone.... It's 2012

[sillentskills]

@reejuice2

Look, take it from a nigga, this nucka is a nigger.

That make you feel any better?

[xTom4Tomx]

@sillentskills i laughed so hard. XD man, I don't care what color people are, but I think it's awesome when we can get over the politically correct bullshit and just laugh at each other as friends. nigga or not :D

[TheMichaelsquid]

Niggermelon

[ColinHagen]

DONT PUT TWO STICKS ON A CORNER OF A ROAST, THERE. DONT DO THAT, TAKE THE CORNCOB SATURATE IT WITH SOME BUTTER AND HIT THAT BROOOOP, BROOOOOM.

[gnomechomskylives]

The white folk coming here and celebrating this dude with "HURR HURR he's black and the stereotype must be true" are totally missing the point of this man's words. Petey Greene knew racism was alive and well (still is). His subtle point is that it's important to be yourself; racists are going to hate you, demonize you, mock you *no matter* what you do; so it's all the more important to be yourself - don't let anyone change who you are.

[FractalBolt]

Salt in the watermelon for two Obamas...? O_o

[roylwchez]

@FractalBolt "salt on the watermelon...2 ol' bama's I was talking to 2 cold blooded country bama's"

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

He's right though. I hate it when people ruin watermelon by mixing it with all sorts of berries and shit.

[TheWorteldrie]

who came here from khalifa green

[Nealfreemont]

I want a watermelon right now. Id cut a hole on bottom and stick my head in it and eat my way out.

[astroboirap]

what the fuck is this shit??? he's mumbles more than james brown