I DO NOT FREE BASE COCAINE

[Getsomepie2]

Sally is in trouble!!

[birmstone18]

i use to free base cocaine, and then i took an arrow in the knee.....

[cindynunyun]

"But when I do, Sally, you better run, cause I'mma go upside that head!"

[tyrehoward]

I'll do some smack. Hell, I'll even kill a hooker but I do not freebase cocaine.

[broadwayboss]

This guy base look at the way he talking, he knows he drinks more then twice a year

[4everlakers24]

thumbs up if you think he's high as fuck in this video

[SoberDoper]

Laughing My Ass Off With Milk Shooting Out my Nose

[JOAPY]

@SoberDoper Yeah nothing like milk and youtube. pfft wtf.

[dtothelu]

Crack is wack

[hawksguy34]

47 people got throwed out of thier tailor.

[9Iamthewalrus]

Freebase makes white people talk like black people

[TheSleazye666]

47 people freebase cocaine at church.

[NashvilleBill]

This comic's name is Shane Caldwell.

[johnnyja357]

Thats some funny shit man, So children what have we learned today? Thats right kids, Sally needs a gun.

[Jakstr1981]

So that's where Bill from King of the Hill came from.

[kicktracy1]

i do not free base cocaine. I don't have to do it, but... i will mainline heroin. I will. ya know. sometimes my soul gets to hurting from beatin' on Sally like I am known to do. Ya know I'll throw it in that old spoon and suck it on into my spike. But i'm happy to report, I do not have to free base cocaine. Rehab works

[marcjorgensen]

Roll Damn Tide (Harvey Updyke?)

[MrRgray1987]

This is funny as hell

[KillerBass2]

guys this is not unknown hinson

[beernpizzalover]

He sounds like Forrest Gump.

[kotoroshinoto]

who the fuck is this guy anyway?

[ipoptags]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[IPWNURFACE1000]

Did he say redstone arsenal in Alabama? Thats where my dad works, ain't no fuckin rehab programs there

[mrfullofhimself]

@IPWNURFACE1000 exactly

[BigSlingin]

Wow nice suit... Must be the cocaine. Haha

[alemmingsdeath]

I will NOT freebase cocaine in church... unless...

[MattTheFlyDude]

This guy does every drug known to man, including free basing coke..

[flapulartypejacks]

I can quit anytime.

[Pluckyxo]

I'm not an addict ya see I Anit got a drug problem I got a cop problem

[jtcowrt]

Is this a young Unknown Hinson?

[kleinesmaenchen]

man you gotta love caps jermy.

[TheToleratedLime]

Here you go (:3 1:57

[Sphynx404]

3:00 Bahahaha, what a punch line.

[edrevel47]

I weel NAWT freebase kohkanee in charch

[Wantsomecowbell]

0:24 Did he say "Alabamer"

[libnene93sheyoo3e]

i failed school, couldnt enter college, family abandoned me, and went in jail several times : reason for my fucked up life is FREEBASE damn i wish i can stop

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

thought this was going to a psa or something.

[culhs]

You are a Nice 'en

[Mylesduboise2]

You better watch out Sally.

[STSDSM]

I'll do some toot now!

[amberlybreakdown]

Unless its muh birfffffday!

[mattdean1003]

Down so low a moskeeter wouldn't even bite me

[djevt11]

I couldn't stop laughing!! I was crying!!

[jeloseth]

Hrm. 43 people do not have a sense of humor

[oxychild4]

Lol the dudes talkin bout free basin the whole time lmfao

[dubcrunk]

That caffine mess is bad for ya I read that somewhere.Course I do that speeeed to get up again...lmao

[will235brn]

so I guess he really doesn't free base anymore

[JohnTheGreat4]

couple a doobies!

[ReidMarsh0828]

Row Tide!

[union410]

It's impolite not to take it.

[crislt1]

wow this guy is fucked up,God help him if he still lives

[Monsterzero6969]

@crislt1 Its NOT real 

[Mr4526AA]

@Monsterzero6969 well no shit

[Loredannon]

Lmao

[ibanezgeorge]

reminds me of Dewie Cox

[MrMosilli]

Nice! He lost his trailer people! We should start a fund for Sally and the young'ns! Daddy free baser hit'n toot then tequila then Sally!

It's time for a hunting accident in-laws!

This guy refereed life to a NASCAR race! He might not free base (except for his birthday)

But he's an asshole all day long!

[mynamesjonah1]

Welcome to Kedntucky, where there's people like this!! But we do NOT freebase cocaine!! (.....unless it's our birthday)

[tallicafan25]

@mynamesjonah1 Welcome to Georgia, where EVERYONE'S like this ;)

[BrutusisaBear]

It's Benny.

[grim1592]

Haha Bobby Bushae's dad off of water boy. lmao!!!

[ibanezgeorge]

@grim1592 lol Boucher, it's french, remnants of France's colonization of America.

[grim1592]

@ibanezgeorge ummm ok lol

[MrKneller]

Is that a very young Unknown Hinson?

[DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK]

@MrKneller From what I hear yeah.

[1991brandi]

This video just never gets old hahaha I love it more everytime I watch it!

[KrashinKamelia1]

IS this Paul Bear Bryant LMAO

[mynamesjonah1]

it hurt me alot more than it hurt her.

[dirkyd3rk]

alabamer lol

[shagin4x4waggon]

typical nascar fan

[deadair789]

go up side that head lol

[CheezeWizzzzz]

hahahahaha



[cuabn0404]

naw i'll do some toot

[brodieband]

Watch out Sally!

[carolinagirl0530]

hilarious.

[IamSLD]

Is this for real?

[foreverthreepwood]

Hows u know I be black and unedumuhcated? Dang nigga u mus be one of dem sykicks

[stugg]

"...unless somebody comes up and gives it to ya, it's impalight not to take it thar. " Too funny.

[misstat2]

I love Unknown Hinson!!!! <3

[iamblue337]

holy shit he looks like fat mike

[TheHillSideMafia]

38 people Freebase cocaine!!

[ashlandbridge]

Geeeeeee I think Im uuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu uuu aa little BURN UP!!

[foreverthreepwood]

That waht I love bout dat cocaine win ya base it. It's so easy ta quit. Shit I done quit hundreds of times na already

[MrAldrenn]

@foreverthreepwood wow either you're trolling us or you are super black and super un educated

[Chmmjeezy]

@pluckyxo if you have free basin since junior high, how are you not an addict? Just curious

[TheFlyMuslimah]

LOl hahahaha The way he talks you can tell he's on something...lmao

[DendrilopisXaggro]

I NEED SOME FUCKIN BAKING SODA!!!!

[TheFlyMuslimah]

@DendrilopisXaggro  LOL

[Pluckyxo]

People say free base is addictive that's bullshit. I been smoking free base since junior high and Im not an addict

[TrashPoet]

@Pluckyxo if you smoke Freebase and tellin your not an addict, you are a Liar

and i sure know what im talkin about.

[TrashPoet]

@Pluckyxo if you smoke Freebase and tellin your not an addict, you are a Liar

and i sure know what im talkin about.

[MrWaffles740]

cuz my momma said life's like a box of chocolate..you never know what u gonna get...and i do NOT free base cocaine

[spursbucswhitesoxfan]

down der in alabamer.

NOW I'LL TAKE A DRINK!!!! NOW I'LL DO SOME TOOT!!!!! Watch Out Sally!!!!!

[Orsonmoreson]

ALABAMER

[ak88themusicman]

36 people free base cocaine

[BulletForJoey]

my hero!

[timmy25able]

Isn't this the guy with the cowboy hat on Anchorman? Looks and sounds just like him...

[misstat2]

@timmy25able Unknown Hinson...Early Kyler...Squidbillies!

[timmy25able]

@misstat2 No kidding! I love that cartoon!

[1971alicat]

I was on that last lap with that checkered flag about to wave me on into hell...HILARIOUS!

[Ramble1212]

this is my grandpapi makes me proud

[BaltimoreDank]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[FastEddie368]

This man is a lier! I seen't him free basin cocaine down by my paw-in-law's place last week. We was I mean he was hitin on that pipe like he was suckin a glass dick!

[15blee15]

Funny as he'll !!!

[jhowell39452]

Alabamer haha

[mattdean1003]

I do not free base cocaine.........I'll do it when I don't like the sermon! LMFAO!!!!!!!

[rpnsp]

this is so funny

[r3t0dd]

What is this from?

[12jaycoby]

if tosh.0 doesnt get this online ill be pissd

[12jaycoby]

it hurt me alot more than her beatin the hell outta her

[12jaycoby]

it hurt me alot more than her beatin the hell outta her

[billpes]

Too funny!~

[tahngarth69]

I might even smoke a lil reefer...just a few doobies to get you through the day! Lmfao wow..

[Codyofkhg]

alabamer



[morningbuddies4ever]

sally better watch out

[TheRealFearlessFreep]

Forrest Gump could help him.

[tuckertwo]

i like the part where he says he does not free base cocaine.

[intecrisis]

Just say "Oh well, maybe every once and a while" to dope.

[asna1892]

I DO NOT FREE BASE COCAINE!!! lol



[rherhec]

its impolite not to take it 

[314STLblues]

I have smoked toot 64 times in my life and I love it!

[radioactive2558]

DahNarNalabammer

[Lizard5571]

I did Not have Sex with the Woman!!,..WAIT,..I Meen,..I Dont Do DRUGS!!,..WAIT,...A,..Never Mind,..Have a Nice Day,....

[waarde2]

Someone in Minecraft make a red stone rehabilitation center!

[lumberjaack]

Does this guy free base cocaine?

[TideZ28]

34 people don't freebase cocaine

[rherhec]

@TideZ28 thats f'n funny

[39120Taylor]

Now you better watch out Sally cause you know I'm going to go upside dat ole-head now! Hahaha lmao

[llxBRADxll]

fuckers take this shit too seriously.

[themunkrikt]

I mean, I might trip out a lil bit on some dang ol' LSD and wutnot.

[truesh1t]

I believe it's correctly spelled "Alerbamer"

[misterautomatic]

I would love to see Woody Harrelson reenact this entire video.

[sdhred]

another STUPID REDNECK!! and its Alabama, NOT "Alabamaer"

[yelladeon]

Gary? Is that you? OMG! No freebasing in the pit!

[likes2aplay]

Respond to this video...  very funny thank ya

[Las3rGirl]

fuck yeah!

[MrWeb49]

some funny shit brother.. must have small amount of humor to enjoy... but most of the republicans ass holes yaankees dont... git er done lol

[snowders]

One of the funniest skits ever

[snowders]

It hurts me more than it does her when I beat the hell out her!!! That is ones

[tessxii]

A toot is when you got your self a lil pile of snoot (cocaine) and you just snug on up tight in that lil snooter of yours.

[cloud36426]

You just don't want to sit there n do nothing! lmao

[1991brandi]

I am glad to know he doesn't free base anymore...I'm proud of him..Keep fighting the good fight.

[shsmaniacmaniac]

cople o doubies ta get ya thorht the day SOUNDS LIKE MY BRO

[Orpples96]

now I'll do some toot now

[mrdm93]

i agree on the reefer thumbs if if you agree too

[ShitTacosnMushrooms]

did u ever freebase pnnis

[hironoodles]

smokey white devil!

[Jazzyteach65]

REHAB FAIL!

[cpschweitzer]

i'll do some toot

[CHUCKYCHUCKYBOBUCY]

Who the hell is this?

[venomblade891]

lmfao

[Dcromer12]

Sally you better look out kuz you know im gonna go upside that head now

[iloveasiangirls]

Someone should make a youtube poop out of this. As a matter of fact, someone PLEASE make a youtube poop out of this. lol

[juststeffin]

Ha - I've seen this for many years, I fucking love him.

[zachgroves1]

toot is snorting cocaine not crack

[bjohnson272]

toot is crack in rock form

[theSCclub]

FOREST GUMP !!!

[grunkert]

this guy is my hero

[MandyCottonCandy]

LOOK IT'S MILEY CRYUS' GRANDPAPPY! :D The apple don't fall too far the tree ya hurrrr!

[jbearden]

@MandyCottonCandy WRONG! This guy is on a whole OTHER level. STARE INTO THE EYES OF UNKNOWN HINSON!

[alexandrapurser]

i will not freebase cocaine

[Scepthor]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHOOOOOHHHHMYYYYYGAAWWWWDD­DDDD

[elizabethjune15]

....a mosquiter wouldn't even bite me....

[crazycaral]

i am no longer proud to live in huntsville alabama

[chrscntrl1]

@crazycaral fuck you

[crazycaral]

@chrscntrl1 well thats just not nice

[sunflowerofpeace]

LMAO sounds like my x

[darkstarwood]

whats this from?

[toonmag50]

put a bucket on the pricks head-oh dont bother -it wont fit

[sartin07]

where does this clip actually come from?

[SteveRXMazda]

Ha fella-The Joker called and he wants his jacket back.

[zdogpharizle]

31 people freebase cocaine.

[fretburnerjude]

Such a good actor...

[whiteobama100]

TOOT IS COCAINE LOL

[OBCMUFUKA]

in church........ wow don ner in alerbamer

[MrMastercatfish]

Beast sideburns