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  • Let's just put it this way...

    Anyone who expected anything different from Billy Connolly...knows nothing about Billy Connolly! He's always been irreverent...did you really think he was going to change???

  • Don't worry Christtians..Our Jesus still Rocks!!:)..

    

  • @Juliankravitz na bro... he doesn't

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  • He obviously has not listend any christian rock. Demon hunter would make him sh!t himself.

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  • 420 dislikes

    Cheers Christians

  • so what do we have here? comedian dumping on christianity with a liberal dose of profanity?

    THIS IS SO ORIGINAL!

  • @pintoguinness1 Well christians make it so easy, it's laughable.

  • @WailingCoconuts it's old.

  • @ghostfaced and yes they are effective

  • @ghostfaced1 Haha yeah sorry you're right about the "u" instead of "you" while talking about language was ironic but kinda funny and yeah I agree with him about the chronic over use of them but like "AlSaysIt" said they weren't originally used as insults we made them what they are today because we use them constantly and thats a reason why most people from other countries think americans are ignorant

  • Was this filmed in Melbourne or Adelaide??

  • @Rodwin1980 Adelaide. 

  • This videos been up for four years and the top two comments are from within the last month, and they're both about religion. Why dont you fucking retard Christians, Jews, Moslems, Hindus, Bhuddists whatever cunt faced motherfucking cosmic being worshippers GIVE IT A FUCKING REST, YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

  • @AlsaysIt "swear words" aren't the best way to show how strongly u feel about something when u cuss about something to try and prove a point it only shows that ur too ignorant to find a different word to express how u feel about something

  • @Turtleterr0r01 They're extremely useful words. Instead of dragging on about how you're a sheltered, whiny, invasive, baby that doesn't know where their personal space ends, I can just call you a massive cunt.

    It shows brevity and usefulness with language, you see.

  • @Turtleterr0r01 Oh f***ing please. Simply because they are deemed swear words does not in anyway diminish their effect as words. I hate to be a c**t about this but for someone using 'u' in place of 'you' and ur in place 'you're' while being a condesending c**t about english usage is a tad ironic. While I agree with Treefrog that indeed their chronic over use does detract from their proper & effective use when required.

  • @Turtleterr0r01 In a religion that's based on a book? Good question do I have an answer? No. Idk if anyone does there are some questions that we don't have answers for jus because we don't know the answer to a question doesn't make us foolish or stupid it means we jus haven't learned the answer we don't know if we even will or not we don't know the answer to everything no one does but if u feel like ur the one who does check ur ego

  • Hey news flash for Christians yeah people are going to make fun and joke around there's nothin u can really do about it not everyone is going to agree with what u believe in and trying to force it on them won't convert them neither will trying to judge people that's not your job its God's sure there are a lot of reasons for people to believe what the bible says and there are many reasons people don't believe in the bible there are many questions that are asked by people like how can u believe i

  • Christians, get over it...your belief system is ridiculously easy to make fun of. For fuck's sake, the entire part about the red sea is based on a fucking translation error- the red sea was the REED sea - no fucking waters were parted, they waded through a fucking MARSH. But don't feel bad- all religion is easy to pick apart if you really want to look at it critically. Because they are BELIEFS, not to be confused with FACTS. You can believe what you want-just dont cry if you take a jab for it.

  • on a second note...

    Billy is king of comedy!

  • 420 Christians dont understand true comedy, and billy doesnt swear!!

    tell me the "nice" equivelents of the "nasty" words, that bare the same load and magnitude, then i'll pass em on to bill right away, he's been looking for ages, for a equivelent to F*ck Off.

    :P

  • Arrghh... I was expecting to be offended but he let me down by making me laugh instead. LOl

  • i personally don't give a f**k about anyones religon,race,sexual orientation,or other beliefs.good peolpe are good people and bad people are just bad.peace and more too all thats good

  • fanfuckingtastic!

  • and Billy is a fucking genius. Religion can stay the fuck away from rock n roll

  • I love Billy. All he needs to do is share stories and it's so fuckin funny!

  • @1spoon1fork Yes racism is racism. Criticising someone's religion isn't. You don't get to redefine words when it suits. Religion transcends race you imbecile.

  • If he was making all these jokes about only black people, who would be racist and people would be outraged, but because it is about Christians, it is ok.

  • @1spoon1fork

    Black people have no control over their skin colour, people do have a choice in having ridiculous beliefs. Bad analogy.

  • @UnknownUserName4267 racism is racism, weather it is based on the color of your skin or your religious beliefs, it is a perfect analogy. It highlights the fact that it is ok in the U.S. to be racist against religions.

  • @1spoon1fork rac·ism [rey-siz-uhm] noun

    1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.

    2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.

    3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

    Religion is not a race. You're confusing racism with bigotry. Stop.

  • @1spoon1fork: You're wrong. Racism is discrimination on the basis of skin colour. Which is simply an evolutionary adaptation to climatic conditions.

    We're ALL different from each other in many, many ways and every single one of us is unique. But we all have far more in common with all the other Homo Sapiens Sapiens on this planet than we have differentiating us from each other. It's a shame that such a simple idea seems too complex for so many people.

  • @treeefrogUK stop arguing on fucking youtube. Same shit, different arsehole.

  • @PortsmouthNoir Who died and left you in charge? If you have a point you wish to make I suggest you lose the attitude and learn to construct an argument that isn't based on swear words.

  • @treeefrogUK You are on the wrong fucking video if you want to tell people to stop swearing. Swear words are in the dictionary. They are words. They can be used in sentences. The only reason people dislike them, is because politically correct cunts like you, get "offended." Here is a perfect sentence for you. Who left YOU in charge, you hypocritical twat?

  • @AlSaysIt: OK Shit-for-brains, who the fuck rattled your cage? Learn to read and learn what 'suggest' means.

    And what makes you think that YOU know absolutely why people dislike certain things you arrogant dickhead?

    Politically correct? You know nothing! And if I'm a cunt then stand to attention you prick.

    My sincerest apologies to other readers for any offence given, I just wanted to reply in a manner that would be understood by the recipient.

  • @treeefrogUK Reeled it in, and it bit. :-)

  • @AlSaysIt

    Hehe :-)

    The whole point about swear words is that they're supposed to emphasise how strongly you feel about something. So when they get used all the time they become meaningless.

    That's the reason why I personally dislike their current overuse.

  • @treeefrogUK Words are words. "Swear words" don't even have offensive origins. They only became "offensive", because society made it that way. You either conform, or you use your own judgment and your own mind.

  • @1spoon1fork no racism is racism if its discrimination based on your race, not your religion. Sexism would be discrimination based on gender. Homophobia on sexual orientation.

  • @willhum thats why i prefer to be a sociopath.

    no sexism, no racism, no discrimination

    i hate everyone equally.

  • @sagar246246 sociopath does not mean to hate everyone at all.. it means to be separated and not want to socialise.

  • @DLPBurke That's not what a sociopath is either. That's an antisocial person. But a medically-defined sociopath is someone who is incapable of feeling guilty.

  • @harrignos wiki/Sociopathy turns out it is all of them.

  • @DLPBurke Same difference. To not want to socialize, means you have a dislike of that particular avenue. Rethink your comment.

  • @AlSaysIt It does not mean you dislike or hate people. Not same thing at all.

  • @1spoon1fork

    Plus he takes the piss out of Muslims during this act too. Stop with the Christian victim mentality, it's getting boring.

  • @UnknownUserName4267 and that is wrong also. Racism is racism.

  • @UnknownUserName4267 Let them feel like victims, because victims are exactly what they are. Ridiculing theists is one way to get rid of them. Besides, it's fuckin hilarious.

  • @1spoon1fork Grow a fucking brain. Comedians joke about ALL topics and subjects. HE IS A COMEDIAN! Get a sense of humor. And so WHAT if he jokes about religion? You live your life by a fucking BOOK. That is your solid evidence of a God? A book? In that case, Frodo must be real too then.. Because that is what "The Lord of the Rings" says!

  • what is sad .. is that people actually think hes funny! I didnt laugh at one thing he said! Now Richard pryor was funny!

  • @Minita2229 Shut up. he is funny. Its just that its not your taste. Loads of people don't find richard pryor funny. But it doesn't mean he isn't it just means they don't find him funny. now get out of here you fool.

  • @StampinFunn If only you knew...

  • @StampinFunn Yea, must suck to know that he is alot smarter than ya then:p

  • @StampinFunn Its only because your a christian.

  • @MrCherubhair1 You're*

  • i haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • He has not heard Flyleaf.

  • @NyxRedvines Not Rock N Roll

  • sonny is gay

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  • Dude looks like Cleese.

  • @harrignos I think you meant "Cleese looks like Billy Connolly" :D

  • @harrignos what sort?^^

  • @harrignos Say that to his face. I dare you!

  • @harrignos Correction* Cleese looks like Connolly.

  • @sergeantfan3 Cleese is older than Connolly.

  • @harrignos Billy Connolly was in the rabbit scene from the Holy Grail with Cleese, I just noticed it the other day.

  • @darbone ha-Ha!

  • "WHAT?! The Bastards Killed Jesus!!!!"

    I am laughing SO fucking hard!

  • "I am the devil and I want to fuck your mother." Priceless. Absolutely priceless!

  • @Silence233 Yea, thats some real cerebral stuff

  • @Silence233 Yea, thats some real cerebral stuff

  • @Silence233 and thus, Slayer was born.

  • @Silence233 "I am the devil and i want to fuck your mother"?! Neah, that's not rock n roll. That's Tourette's.

  • no one is "LMAO" everyone is "debating". Don't blame em. Nigga aint funny.

  • @smackyay I could not agree more brother, this scottsman is just ugly and disgusting.

  • Brothers of the Beige? - that's my favorite club :)

  • @Babylondemolitionist Understand that mathmatics is the key to understanding what reality is. Understand these key theories QM "the measurement problem" and "Hologram Theory".

    It sounds good when you're outclassed to act like you know anything about the Bible or science huh? After days of replies you still have not even bothered to grasp those two simple truths that prove all you have said wrong so selfishly do you cling to ignorance.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah You keep proving my point, arrogant assertions and no evidence just meaningless words is all you have. You assume i don't study any of these fields because i don't project my life on the internet. I have a real life to live and you go on about mathematics and science without showing you know anything of substance because you are deluded and know nothing. A person that knows "everything" is always misinformed. In your case, horribly deluded.

  • "I am the devil and I want to f*ck your mother"

    ... I'm not sure how to reply to that, but sense every other Christian troll is doing it, here I go:

    I listen to christian death metal. If you think you are badass for going up on a stage and looking like a dumbass, more power to ya. I don't care in the least bit.

    Not what you expected? Good.

    God bless.

  • @thedragonkeeper1995 HA! And going up on stage doing christian death metal doesn't make you look even more like a dumbass?

  • @MrFrogger55 Na bro, the guys moshing are for that. That crap gets crazy.

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  • @YeshuaisShekinah Right. Because God is a funny guy like that. Who wants to torture their brain with all that pesky "thinking", lest we actually stumble across the reality of what existence really is instead of adhering to some book that was written in the bronze age. And oh, he died for us? Wow what a swell guy, people have been sacrificing themselves throught history for things they believe in, the fact that Jesus did(maybe) is inconsequential. Its meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

  • @Kingding6 Yeah but the one amazing thing is everyone else in history and beyond deserved it.

  • @Kingding6 You have no idea how closed minded you are do you, you are worse than those "religous nuts" you mock. You do not have the courage to even try to understand what quantum mechanics means to your actual physical being.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah man, why do you keep going on about quantum mechanics? I know the basics of QM, but I don't understand how you are trying to relate it to Christianity and God. Explain the relationship to me.

  • @Kingding6 No you do not. If you did you would understand that mathmatics is the key to understanding what extra dimensional interactions may occur in our own fourth dimension. On top of that you would understand key theories like "the measurement problem" and singularity theory. But it sounds good when your outclassed to act like you know anything about the Bible or science huh?

    Please keep mocking "the religous nuts".

  • @YeshuaisShekinah I didn't ask you to throw terms around, I asked you to explain to me how QM applies to God. Because from every documentary and every book Ive read on QM, none of the physicists ever even attempt to show a correlation between the two. Please, if you have such an all encompassing understanding of QM and its relation to the divine, explain it. Stop telling me what I don't know when all you are doing is showing you know a few of the names of the sub sects of QM.

  • @Kingding6 What? Do you have any idea how many of the first QM scholars commited suicide? You do not understand what you are saying you are throwing around labels like a monkey expecting to get a banana for pushing a button.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Typical theist making a simple conversation spin around in circles, by dancing around questions that you claim you know the answers to. Don't dignify him with anymore responses he's too deluded to converse with.

  • @Babylondemolitionist My friend it is our duty as citizens of YHWH's KINGDOM to witness the truth to all who will listen that we may prepare the way for THE KING's return.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Thank you for proving my point. I really appreciate it.

  • @Babylondemolitionist No thank you for proving mine, you just are not intelligent enough to study any real scientific field for yourself. The proof is all around you if you are smart enough to understand what you are looking at. I used mathmatics with you because you can not deny the simple truth of that study, so like all of you aethists you claim ignorance knowing you have been proven wrong.

    You are a midget in a hole telling a giant on a mountain how tall he is.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Ok, i refuse to comment after this, you don't even understand the basis of scientific method. I'll give you a clue it isn't arrogant, self indulgent certainty.

    Keep taking solace from your own stupidity and narcissism but don't spew your fallacious bull on my face.

  • @Babylondemolitionist Good because you are a child trying to wrestle with a titan and only you think you are winning everyone else is embarassed for you.

    2 days and you still could not even read a wiki article on QM, I mean wow just wow how can anyone be that stupid?

  • @YeshuaisShekinah *Points and snickers at you*

  • @venomx2 *Feels sad you will burn in hell fire for your ignorance*

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Says the midget that paints him self as a Christian.

    I find it terribly funny that you use YHWH is if it was a name and not a Initialism.

  • @venomx2 Careful with a sharp wit like that you might give yourself an avulsion.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Oh, you can use a dictionary.

    Run along little troll. You bore me much to easily.

  • @venomx2 I see as usual you had to google that to figure it out. Now who is the troll my little troglodyte?

  • @YeshuaisShekinah *Laughs* You're cute child, go read the bible.

  • @venomx2 Let us see, you have the vocabulart of a 4 year old, tha manners of a 6 year old and the intelligence of a 5 year old. I would say that makes you the child.

    You should go read your bible and repent, that GOD will send YESHUA into your heart and help you be a better person.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah And yet in calling me a child you act like one.

    I'm sorry your mommy told you that a dictionary is a sign of intelligence. 

  • @venomx2 I am sorry your mommy never bought you one.

    Now if you would like to talk as adults how about you start acting like one.

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  • @YeshuaisShekinah You aren't worth my time kido.

  • @venomx2 That is what I thought.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Judge not lest ye be judged.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah No one is as stupid as yourself. Someone who believes that "The King" will return.. A "King" who has been invisible for.. well.. forever! A "King" who allows the world to suffer. Oh, don't tell me.... "he has a plan!" Bullshit. And don't even attempt to disguise yourself as "clever" with your mathematics and science. Believing and having faith is one thing.. But to judge others and force feed us with your religion is another. JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.... Sound familiar?

  • @YeshuaisShekin

    Good  Elvis is coming back.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah I pity you. You have no idea how crazy and deluded you sound, do you? Here is something for you to think about: Morality is doing what is right regardless of what youre told; religion is doing what youre told regardless of what is right. Good day.

  • @Kingding6 I like the fact you appreciate truth and understanding in its purest forms, but I'm afraid some people will never be the same, many will only distort the truth in a way which aids in consoling their weak minds.

  • @Babylondemolitionist thanks. Do you know what this guy is trying to say? I can't figure it out.

  • @Kingding6 Not directly, but as you can see from the language he is using and the way he answers questions with broad generalizations and arrogant assertions, i can safely say its nothing important.

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  • @Kingding6 The Bible is a literal blueprint and guide to this reality it is all based on mathmatics and symbols to condense, store and organize a vast amount of information, in fact it explains all of reality as it may be understood by a 4th dimensional being in relation to even your own personal life.

    QM is the first science man has learned that is even close to the truth of constructing a model of what reality actualy is, a 10 dimesional space.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah

    Troll fail.

  • @jazzx251 You certainly did.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Listen, the bible is bollocks. You say that QM is prevalent in the bible? Explain how a human walked on water. QM disallows it.

    You know nothing on quantum mechanics, absolutely nothing. Further more, string theory explains multi-verses. And string theory is still just a theory. Even if string theory is correct, where on earth would any divine being fit into it?

  • @doorwindow7 Listen you are bollocks. No, you say QM is prevalent in the Bible, I say QM gives a new perspective. You "dusallow" it only to yourself you are hardly bright enough to make the assumptions you claim and it makes you look small minded and narrow.

    I know much of QM would you like to discuss Planck's theory which is the basis for today's QM? You like boasting, not proving your bravado. Now quick go Google Planck so you can act like you know of which I speak.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah I've studied theoretical physics for many years, studied evolutionary biology and indeed chemistry. I know exactly what plank's constant is, and I fail to see what that has to do with god. Explain why Plank's constant comes to correlate to any god.

  • @doorwindow7 Then you sir are more narrow minded than I gave you credit for.

    So if I give you a paint brush and a canvas you will sit on the canvas, eat the paint and shove the brush up your nose? Surprisingly enough after this conversation with you I feel it is almost a sure thing.

  • @doorwindow7 You can play stupid or be so all you want but if you do not understand that QM is used to model reality then you might as well stop posting.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah You can throw terms around, but you cannot even explain what they mean. I cannot believe that someone like you has studied quantum mechanics in any depth, other than on wikipedia. Quantum mechanics is all about particles and the interaction thereof, it is not the relationship between "reality" which you keep on mentioning and any supernatural creature.

    So tell me what quantum mechanics proves in the bible. IF you can, which I'm sure you can't.

  • @doorwindow7 Shut up! I will not deal with your ignorance and evasive stupidity!

    You know YHWH is, you know YESHUA bar YHWH is. Play your games all you want, pretending to be less intelligent than a beast of the forest when we all know YHWH created you as more than that.

    As a beast you pretend to be then as a beast you and those like you will become, a dumb animal to be slaughtered eternally in the lake of fire.

    How sad, claiming ignorance of YHWH will not save you idolator.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Lol, he doesn't exist. Take your invisible friend and shove him up your arsehole, and kindly do not return.

    And you still couldn't explain quantum mechanics to save your live.

  • @doorwindow7 Why should I explain what you "claim" to know? Your thinking is so wrong you can not even see what is right. Tell us again how QM is not used to model anything.

    An insane lost person in the dark you are, and when brought light you turn away.

    Judgement is coming you will either profess it now or you will proclaim it upon HIS return "YESHUA is KING".

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Oh just fuck off you partially evolved prick.

  • @doorwindow7 I see so you can not explain QM and have been playing off my understanding and using Google and yet still you do not have a clue.

    Brother it is all fun and games until you stand before YESHUA and understand the lake of fire is eternal. Repent and turn your heart to HIM before it is too late.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah You should know that the temperature, chemical potential and pressure in a system will reach an equilibrium so that a system will be irreversible. Thus any energy cannot be created and thus perpetual motion is disproved. All systems thereof go from an ordered state to a disordered state since every physical system cannot sustain a perfect internal state. Therefore, no god could exist since no energy can be created and all systems will reduce in complexity.

  • @doorwindow7 I see so apparently you think you are so powerfull you can put GOD in a box. How much folly can you come up with. Why don't you just say you can see the whole microscope by looking into the eyepiece? It would make as much sense, or do you not understand the measurement problem?

  • @YeshuaisShekinah Only a moron would insinuate that a physicist would put "god in a box". Your argument isn't cogent, sensible or even structured. Please, come back with your nonsense quantum mechanics, your daft analogies and your brainwashed ideologies when you've figured out what you want to say.

  • @doorwindow7 Is this where we talk about QM and ZPE?

    YESHUA's BLOOD was spilled for all our sins Brother, repent and accept his yoke for it is lighter than you can imagine.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah What religion are you?

  • @doorwindow7 I am my own temple as are you brother. That is the GOOD in the GOOD NEWS. You no longer need "religon", you need faith in YESHUA. You need healthy famalies and communities that observe the ten commandments, not to beat people over the head but to give people back a loving natural enviroment in which to grow.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah You waffle too much, you'd be a great politician.

  • @doorwindow7 I like mine with syrup and butter with pecans baked right in!

  • @YeshuaisShekinah I feel that this conversation is dying.

  • @doorwindow7 I know ever since ZPE proved intelligent design according to your own argument the fight went right out of you.

    Waffles are delicious and tasty though.

  • @YeshuaisShekinah

    1. I never said anything about ground state energy levels.

    2. They don't explain creationism

    3. You don't give up.

    4. You evade questions.

    5. You need a girlfriend.

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  • @YeshuaisShekinah His yolk? Is he an egg?

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