First ticket ever!

[Sammwiich]

Omg I love you !



[baillyloveskm123]

"Somebody just iChated me, they need to calm down." :D

"He's swearing to god right now, he was swearing to Mother Taresa, he was really swearing up and down the halls of a freaking Sunday school." omg...I love you Danny<3

[lennartjuhh]

Wow, you didn't have that accent yet at this time!

[xmoonXcricketx]

What??? I have gotten a simple warning for much worse. That popo was a dick. *Notices the date* Oh, my. I'm late.

[jodelle6]

first , regarding the law, the excuse "i didn't know" is unfortunatly not valid, nobody can ignore the law. too bad. and, i like you, i'm just discovering your videos and i subscribed, but hell did you text in my face? i have enough of people in my life doing that to me already! god i hate cellphones!

[videosRmylife1]

love u soo much!

[passion041310]

Diamond lane lol ur cute

[qlee17]

miley cyrus's boy twin

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@qlee17 he looks nothing like miley. he looks like jessica alba. get yo names right GURL! <3

[MsAsianNinja]

He should have just given you a warning...

[whitetiger091]

Diamond lanes?! i didnt know states had designated lanes for carpulling. i feel like i live in the middle of nowhere.

[xDemopandazxD]

LOL "i was driving on the freeway MINDING MY OWN DAM BITNESS " xD

[MrDanteRules]

Are you 17???

[shanaynayforever]

his face at 2:16 when he said i'm 1 is so adorable

[Lovingcursed]

THUMPS UP if the IM sound made u check ur facebook x)

[19MEmyselfANDi97]

"So I texted Chris... Hold on I just got a text." "Okay where was I? Oh right So I texted Chris." OMFG ROLFLMFAO!!!!!

[TheCandylover345]

haha. . .i'll tell judge judy if i miss her show because of you

[brittanymichel]

hey was swearing to Mother Theresa

[dramaguen1357]

LOL I LOVE HOW HE SAID mindin my own damn bidness

[mrquizzler]

How do you keep your face so flawless?

[qlee17]

u remind me of miley cyrus n this video!!! lol

[mememe112]

lol love u danny

[tathebear]

what is a diamond lane?

[ScooterGuy29]

@tathebear Its a carpool lane for 2 or more people in the car.

[transformerevy]

OMG I live so near Peck Rd. You should have visited me! :D <3

[sprite6263]

XD you're so stupid it's funny

the ending. best part XD

[steezylyfe]

i love thiss guyy he's so funny (:



[alexislovesyou5502]

i LOVE how you stop to text in a middle of a vedio HOT xD

[selvieegarcia]

Haha peck rd in el monte

[AlliELovesBaby]

I WANNA TEXT YOU TOO:0)

[tawnya07]

LOL

[MsFavorited]

if you were a girl you'd be pretty,,,

[MrsAlllllli]

Get ur justice right Cali or Danny judge judy and i will come after u bitch!!

[Dreamer1661]

i want your phone!!!!!!!!!

[MsKeepIt4Real]

I cracked up everytime someone texted yu

[BellaDiCapria]

Minding my own damn bidness

[liveforevertoday]

u have a sidekick!

[EnzoCheLatino]

Haha. Some legend just got a ticket, not this guy though... I'm playing above standard

[chantalfer123]

"Hold on I just got a txt." 10 seconds later "Where was I?......... Oh yeah!"

[LovableDannyNoriga]

Minding my own Damn bidness man I <3 you like alot!

[mentozsam]

i always get off on peck road! :D

[hannahlambertxoxo101]

sexy lips <3

[RainbowStitchesFTW]

I'mma say that from now on...

"Minding my own damn buidness!"

[SKATERCHICK261]

Cuz the PO PO have so nothing better to do,,,,than give us INNOCENT PEEPS PROBLEMS!!!!!!

[PLAYSTATIONER77]

Today I got my first ticket ever ! :( 

[TheCoconutChick]

turn ur fone off!

[kgjones10]

MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUIDNESS!

[missdominicana30]

U got a sidekick I got da sidekick lx 10

[pshhitsdaulton]

Can you put that damn phone down for two seconds!

[foofydeez516]

HAH, he sed Bit-ness haha ur soo awesome!

[Nixxsy]

WTF is diamond lane??

[RebeccaHopex3]

@Nixxsy its like the carpool lane :p theres a huge diamond on the road when your diving on the carpool lane so people tend to call is the diamond lane.:p

[allysummer19]

what if the cop saw this video lol....

[31IndianaBOI33]

I don't get what he means when he says sum1z swearing to god or mother theresa. is it a saying? b/c i never hear anyone else say that and ik how he doesn't really like to say sayings. so duz anyone know wut that means? probly everyone but me duz. duz he mean like saying sumthing that sum1 else is saying like he disagrees with it but they just won't listen to him? pleez tell me :)

[dayna133]

@31IndianaBOI33 watch "swearing" (i think thats what its called) by itschriscrocker i think theres a video they explain "swears" in and it's hilarious :P

[MakeMeMediocre]

lol thats stupid that you got a ticket cause of that but iGuess he just gave you that because anybody couldve said that they didnt know that you cant be in the diamond lane by yourself, so he probably just gave you that to make sure or whatever, if that makes sense.

[stefieannmusic]

LOL get your justice right or i'll take you to judge judy!!

LMAO

i love you danny!!

[yosochita]

LOL I LOVE YOU :)

[babylana70]

i dont get that :\ why do u need more than 1 person to be in a certain lane?..

[laughlikeallthetime]

walk around naked and seee what happens then

[itsmegumchris]

californa sucks asss!

[steventylerfan123]

I love how he's talking and then he's like "oo somebody just ichatted me" "oo somebody just texted me" lolz LOVE YOU!!

[hillysparkle]

That is the most retarded reason to get a ticket ever.

[RedspRayypainT]

Lmfao judge judy <3

[suzyjonas]

LOL

"hypocrite"

[suzyjonas]

You got a sidekick :oo

I got a sidekick08 xD

I turn off the sound cause iht sounda annoying when I txt lol

[missashley327]

that's a dumbass reason to give a ticket! he should have just given you a warning if anything -_- ugh. and it's also stupid how damn expensive the ticket is!

[Angel83579]

i love how u just stop everything to text XD

[Jennysbasement]

"somebody just ichated me, they need to calm down." lol!

[xkthx1]

The diamond lane?!!?!?!!

LOL.

[mjp1206]

this was so entertaining. youre a great storyteller :)

[kawoss]

haha i have so much to say about this video XD its so freaking good:D First of all i Love when u stop and text and then say "where was i?" haha reminds me of myself being in my little bubble xD and then i wonder What is a "diamond lane"? hhihi... and another thing... dear Danny... how many ticket have u got?? xD LOL this was fun to watch :D i Love how u speak and say stuff

[JonathanMarrOliveira]

omg me 2!!!!

[unbeLITAble2197]

hahahaha wow you have a lot of problems with the diamond lane!!! haha i love you! XOXO

[EmoxLookinxLoserrx]

They shoulda just gave you like a warning -.-

[sugarsweetiexx14]

i have that phone :)

[Dandelions77]

ah jeez! haha i think he thought you were cuteee

[lmd016]

unpatient. xD

[Rodriguez0313]

HAHA im sorry that your bad experiences make people laugh!

You are too funny!

[00jasminealexia001]

im hungry

[gladitsnotme]

LMFAO i love this kid!!

[cookhasmyheart]

hahaaaaaa

[DavidCookLover1111]

LMAO . THIS GUY CANT DRIVE .

[fyrree41]

lmao judge judy!

[katluver99]

lol i can hear the ichat noise :D

aww sorry danny :(

[deadcauseikilledit14]

you'll tell Judge Judy if he makes you miss her show

[7796bday]

um... how dare he

[dudeitsjorrelios]

sidekick lx i recognize it!!

[djjennyfey]

wtf is a diamond lane!??

I've never heard of that.

[YeseniaBarron1]

its the carpool lane

[djjennyfey]

YeseniaBarron1: Oh okay thank you. I'm not familiar with the American roads. He is very much different. :)

[YeseniaBarron1]

n.p i didnt no wat it was either until my cousin told me wat it was

[starheartskull15]

Stupid cop...I would've been like "Do you know who you're talking to? I am the intelligent and talented Danny Noriega, dont talk to me like that." And drive away and then get sent to jail xD

[050Jena050]

LOL nice

[TeamEdward704]

@starheartskull15 haha i would have the same thing but i would have been like imma send angel baby to beat ur ass up then drive away and get sent to jail haha

[tokiohotelluvah17]

Im gonna tell judge Judy on youuuu! lawlz Danny I love oyu! You are sooo funnyyyy! <3

[cxntasscarissa]

lol omg funny :)

[emospongebobrules]

haha i love u soo much haha amaze

[987756madi]

o my goodness...i LOVE You danny

[AlannahTran]

That wasn't very nice of the cop :(

Hey, do you have the Sidekick? Because my phone makes those same exact noises :D Love ya Danny!

[cuddlebunny595]

I'll tell her if I miss her show because of you...HAH

[PEACElissa]

heyyy i live on peck road! were you at the auditions with someone this year for american idol? i think i saw you! :]]

[monkeylove8787]

you are so hot. i love you sooo much. make more videos. haha you were naked!!!

[cassie3200zz]

Screw that cop. Calii laws suck =[ I've never even heard of a diamond lane...I love you =] =] =]<3

[Marsatheloveee]

He looks so cute when he squints at the computer screen when someone iChats him. HAHA. Ohman, how much do I love this guy (:

[emiiextremex3]

lmao, "he was swearing up and down the halls of a frekaing sunday school"

i love you danny, <3 ahah,

[JONATHANtotally]

haha!!! i luv this

[Tink1098]

ha ha ha!

[poppprincess25]

You tell that cop. That acctually wasn't a good reason 4 a ticket if you didnt no. I luv you Nija Pickle. Your addicted to texting like i am. HAH

a luv ya

-Haley xoxo

[nilltweet]

ok?

[FullofAwesomeness101]

hahaha this was funny! Kute!

[rubix1cube]

LOL judge judy

[Zacismysweetheart]

o fuck that cop!!!! You looked wayyy better than him anyway!!! bahaha XD i luv u ninja pickle!

[HeyMrShesMySister]

lol! i love this video! danny <3

[cullenluvers96]

Ugh! Im sorry :[. Screw dat cop! Bet ya lookd betta den him anywayz! and peck rd? Cmon get a better street name! Lolz.

Luv ya Danny. U alwayz make me life.

[sithmaster2019]

*Shrugs* It's the law, man. Sucks, don't it? You break the law, regardless of intention, and you get a ticket.

[sabbiesan]

Lol. You keep forgetting where you left off.

[thesmileefacee]

yeah. hes like

"where was i???Oh yea"

[MarissaDCgirl]

i wanna bite his bottom lip. its so big XD <333

[xTABBYxTORNADOx]

hahaa

[imbterthnu]

i can't believe that

that is so stupid, you didn't evem know

[xxTw1L1ghtl0v3rxx]

damn ur so georgous. thats a gift.

[Layla0Not0Lala]

God Your Beautiful

[brooke1vb]

LOL We too have a "diamond" Lane it's the HOV lane and I'm from Ohio and When I moved here and seen that IT FREAKED ME OUT!!! And hella yea those things COST MONEY SUCKS!!!! Good Point on the Nude price and the HOV price!! Luv ya Danny! :)

[getarrestedtoday]

can't people do something for 5 minutes w/o looking for a text. people sure need attention these days.

[TheWorldChampion01]

ignorance of the law is not an excuse. you deserved the ticket. and now you know not to go into the "diamond" lane without someone in the passenger seat. DUH.

[rockontexmex]

so come to NYC !!!!!

[Asianlovergurl92]

ur such a cutie !!

[MusicLuva10]

I know Peck Rd! :D

[vvvvvalentine]

he pulled you over because he thought you were cute

[qazwertyjohn2]

lol

[liz16889]

I Love You So Much!!

and i agree with u... if the cop was laughing at ur jokes he should of let u go.!

=P

hope u dont get nemore tickets! =]

[brucelemons]

are you a girl or guy?

[VirginVersion69]

To brucelemons. Ahhh, I get it. You're mad because you thought he was a pretty girl. I know society tells you to hate gays. Today, if you're nice to gays, society calls you "gay" by association. But in the past, if you were nice to black people, society called you a "n***** lover" by association. Society was proven wrong for their hatred in the past. The future of equality grows closer.

[brucelemons]

i never thought this homo was a pretty girl i thought it would be one fucked up girl. But he really looks liked someone who got hit by a train and survived

[VirginVersion69]

What!? Are you blind! Look at those lips. Observe every angle of his face. I did the math. Carry the one, times 10, equals = popping eye candy. If given the opportunity, I would totally wreck that ass bro. THEN he would be a train-hit survivor.

[brucelemons]

i hope you get skull fucked by this kid and die from chocking on his 1 inch dick.

[VirginVersion69]

I hope it's bigger than 1 inch

[VirginVersion69]

And it's CHOKE not CHOCK you dumbass

[XXFlyingSnowXX]

It is a boy =] a cute one!

[brucelemons]

no this boy is one ugly fuck up. i take shits that look better than him. You need to go chock on this kids cum.

[VirginVersion69]

Coolz! Then I can snowball his cum to your mouth :-D

[forsak3ngirl]

how did u get here? I think you like him ^^

[brucelemons]

I would never like him his is so fucking gay and a dumbass how did he not now about the carpooling lane. And what kind name is forsak u fucking cum guzzeling bitch.

[forsak3ngirl]

Oh excuse me Mr. I-know-everything, smartass, did God make you so perfect?? Maybe youre soooo dam fucking ugly that no girls no boys, not even dogs or bugs come to you and here you are with your negative comments

[forsak3ngirl]

All that I guess its just only your own projection defense mechanisms you know from psychology which Im sure you know about because youre a smart gay, I mean guy. I dont like the twilight movie, but I dont go watching videos about it and then leave negative comments! Understand? If you dont like it Dont Watch it!

Ps: so what that fuck with my nick? Is not my name, is from a song brucelemons? Is not awesome neither.

[kls1q2w3e4r]

yeah you should have gotten the ticket... its kinda the law...

you answering text messages in the middle of a video was kind of annoying, couldn't they have waited?

[evilotakuneko]

Ignorance is not a defense. The cop was well within his rights to ticket you. Your fame isn't a get-out-of-jail-free card either. Seriously. You committed a moving violation, and a cop did his job. You SHOULD have known, in any case. Slept through Driver's Ed? Guessed your way through the test or something?

As for the fine -- I'd bet that the indecent exposure would get you a sex offender label. Far worse than a mere fine!

Get in touch with reality.

[XXFlyingSnowXX]

Awe Your Funny =] In A Cute Way Though =]

[jill1234567890523]

Do you know what suckes even more? That it was your tax money giving you the ticket! :P

[alexcamposfan]

your adorable :D

[idemrasmus]

anime japones

your are anime

[Timothy17Fan]

Cops can be real pricks. I was once pulled over for only going 4mph over the speed limit.

[DOTEAZEWORLD]

o_O Now That Is Fucked Up, They Have A A 10km Lee-Way Speed Above In New Zealand =]]

[Kdee072797]

whats carpool lane??? why do you have to be with someone???

[smalltowngurl10]

when you car pool, you get a group together and drive to one place, it saves gas. you cant carpool with a single person.

[Kdee072797]

ohhh... tnx for the info...(00,),Vn

[DOTEAZEWORLD]

Elaborate: Usually For Sports Teams Or School =]]

[lovexaddictionxx]

LOL. What the hell is a carpooling lane? I've never heard of anything like that before....

[DOTEAZEWORLD]

Its For Cars That Are Traveling With A Cluster Of Random People Who Eat Cum In Their Spear Time, And Suck Off Cops To Get "Road Royaltys" =]]

[EndlesslySheSaid13]

lol man, Judge Judy would def handle that! :D

[carlosinferi]

What's a carpool lane? (Panamanian here)

[booboox32]

very intriguing story.....

not!

[coolbunny2344]

Lol. I agree. The laws here are kinda stupid.

[Rachaelrox6]

i'm sorry Danny but i still love youuu tons!!!! :D

~Rachael! ♥

[sfsbev]

yea you should!!!!! you shouldn't have gotten your license if you dont know.

i love you danny, but your kinda a dits hahaha

[jobros101forev]

omg i love you danny

[JoeyFudd]

Cop: "Holy shit! Danny Noriega? I voted for you on Idol. If you sing "Superstar" for me, I'll forget the ticket." ;)

Of course, Chris was worried about your license. He doesn't want to pay cab fare! ;D Chris is a good influence on your video making, I think. He's the pro. Notice how relaxed he is. He talks to the camera like it's one person (Bitch Bell). Keep at it. It's tough as hell to do well. Most YouTube videos suck, as you know. Only you, me, and Crock have it. J/K!

[DevoBassGirl]

Dude, you can't drive in the carpool lane by yourself. That's the law. The cop had every reason to pull you over and you should be thankful he was so nice to you! (usually they're assholes). And seriously, all you need for your video is some black eyeliner!

[CherryChapStikk]

bail it out

[alexgabriel37]

What does "he's swearing up and down the hall, etc.". Does it mean the cop was cussing or Danny was? Or neither, so confused with this new Cali Gay Lingo :)

[HerosComment]

Come to me Danny, you need a real man to watch over you. Jeff from Myspace

[webster2277]

pulling people over for things like that is just to fill their monthly quota--- ha ha just joking

[omfgbert]

You sort of have a hint of Janice Dickinson in your voice, haha.