Fire Drill Diva

[xxBlueGemxx]

I always keep my jacket with me in the case of a fire drill. That way I can load my pockets up with important things like my cellphone, my wallet, my keys, my iPod, my froggy eraser, etc.

[JoviHasSwag]

and what about earthquake drills? omg its worst than fire drills

[2001Randomperson]

DUDE DO YOU WANT TO DIE

[iwhbtyd]

"it's either I stay in the building and I burn or I go into the out side and I freeze! Either way I'm going to die"

xD

[xxnomusicnolifexxx]

Dude so I have study hall 4th period and you can only go to the library for 20 minutes and one day the schedule was fed up so we got to go to the library for the whole period i'm like woohoo more time to work on my computer apps packet. Next thing you know a motherfuckin fire drill I'm like aw hell naw go ahead bitch lemme burn no way I'm flunking that class!

[ChanelBeauty001]

I i was in a sitiuation where i had to escape a fire inside my school i would leave only my bookbag behind so that it can burn and i will have a excuse for not doin my homework ;)

[bubbleify9087]

I dontt get that shit eithaa.!muthafuckaa thaa building is on fire imma laugh my ass off when yo stupid ass walked *calmly* in linee and ends up burnes tha fuck up.my ass is running

[teambrialldayy]

i remember one time there was a fire drill during this REALLY cold day and my class was in library. so then we couldn't have any sweaters or anythin so wen we get outside, my principal starts yellin at my library teacher for takin us to the designated area for library. so then later wen the announcement came on, she gave a whole speech about us goin with our regular teacher for fire drills. i was like child please

[alexandria695]

Favorite park starting at 1:50 :]] Awwww

[TheNinjaNguyen]

theres like this fire drill for when youre on a bus where you have to go to the back of the bus, open the big door, sit down and scoot out slowly because its like a yard high.... WTF? if there was a fire ima push everyone down and jump the hell out the door!!!!

[Shrilene]

Luan.... you sound like you are about to lose your voice in this

[Purple123Flower]

YOU FUNNY

[Purple123Flower]

i hate chuu

[Belove345]

Lol i know rite that shit is stupid  ..... I love ur viedoes luan(:

[The64kittykat]

This don't make no damn sense this don't make no damn sense at all. I said that in class and I got sent to the office :( lol but it was worth it XD

[ISk39567]

Teacher:OOOOO SHIT IM OUT MUFUCKA

Me:ummm but arnt u supposed to-

Teacher:BITCH DID U HEAR ME

*She opens up the door leaves*

[Msmiliee03]

@ISk39567 LMFAOOO!!!.. i almost died reading this

[LouandLar]

I totally agree. This happened to me at school so many times.

[canibeme3]

He need to stop causing before I beat his ass.

[OhhHowILoveYou13]

LMAFO'!:D



[darkfireawesome]

During a fire drill-

Teacher:everyone stay calm

Me:just gonna stand there and watch me burn

[Forgotten596]

leave everything behind......idk abt guys... but im bringing my laptop with me...

[karramarwa]

""It's either i stay in the building and Burn Or go to the outside and I Freez "" Lol :"}

[Thenewzboyof2000]

Lol I agree it's such bullschnizzle

[Thenewzboyof2000]

We has

[tinkerbell9723]

"Bitch if you play with fire... You gone get lite the fuck up!!"(:

[tinkerbell9723]

"Bitch! I am sleeping! Leave me the hell alone!!" Lmao!(:

[xxteddiebrsrulexx]

Hah I can relate to this shiz..every man for our damn self. WORD

[Martipartyful]

I watched this video. Then the next day my school caught on fire........ And i ran. (:

[ayooteddybear1555]

thats true

[TNT90761]

0:34-0:36  thats what she said!!!!

[BustajrMariah]

I can so relate. It took us exactly five minutes and 22 seconds to get out of the building because we had to freaking walk!!

[divasjudge]

oh my God.. I can really relate to this one!!!! freakin' hilarious

[cutie235100]

We had a fire drill At school today and all to say happy birthday to the principal wow nearly gave me a heart attack -.- funeral if there's a fire RUN!

[dinosgorawr345]

today we had a fire drill and the teacher made us stay insisde for an extra 5 minutes because we tried to run out -_-

[CriissyyET]

I agree with what you're saying, it's a bit annoying. However, they do it so they can make sure everyone got out safely..

[amandaxxbee]

you must watch a lot of Timaya videos...just sayin.

[saveurheart]

ha ha ha it is because they dont want anyone to get hurt but it is true ..... i would push or shove to get out in a real situation and so would everyone else. manners and common courtesy go out the window when ppl get scared

[HckYeahItsFred]

Well the reason they do that is so that you don't freak out and run because people might get trampled to death.

[faves340]

lolz im gonna die either way....

[ljrichie2011]

ha pray you dont have to experience a fire drill in alaska

[Pamballa010]

lol you have to do it calmly so no one tramples anyone

[TheChipmunkbaba]

every man for himself!

[BeastmasterFFX]

what is fucking stupid is that they make us do fire drills and they makes us walk to the longest fucking exit then wait for fucking other classes to past us

[AjahDoll]

Awwweeeeeeee gay love it's so cuttttteeeee

[jbieberswagteam]

HOW DO YOU FREEZE IN TEXAS..

i live in wisconsin and have to do this. smh -.-

[xxBlueGemxx]

Ay my school, we have Lockdown drills. That's so we know what to do in case a crazy motherfucker enters the school. I'm like "Screw this! If a crazy son of a bitch comes in the school, I'm gonna befriend them!"

[XxBleedingxHeartxX14]

-.- it takes so effing long to get out and then they say not to take your stuff like WTF?! im taking my stuff with me! THAT 'STUFF' was like $300 all together! and i hate earthquake drill, we have them since we're in cali and earthquakes here happen ALL the time. If there is an earthquake im going to sit under a desk and not leave until everything has stopped twitching or making any kind of movement.

[reaniebaby]

My school makes us line up and do that. everything, and then we go inside and they announce how long we took, we go as fast as i can. so, i dunno, nd, if yu think about it. if there is a fire, it will heat you up in the winter:)

[Katyperryloveer]

Especially when their like "Leave your belongings in the building" Like Hold up , wtf ? Im not gonna let my shit get burned x3

[ThePillsGoDown]

@Katyperryloveer Damn straight! I grab my shit. I get like screamed at later, but idgaf.

[2013represent]

first of all if i see a muthafuckin fire im jumping ova heads fuck all y'all ill tell y'all ppl y'all died but still its like y'all want us to line up so basically you want us to died. WHAT THA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL!!!

[670CHaMORRiTA671]

LMFAOL...!!! ii SwEAR iii LOVE U!



[000sundancer000]

I don't like your foul potty mouth so I can't share your video with all my friends... but you're really funny. :-)

[butterflylover98]

The day I watched this, I had a fire drill :)

[SaltyPeaches00]

arent you from texas? :) lol i use to live there you aint gonna freeze

[SexyPurple19]

the only plus to fire drills is we get to get out of class and dont have to learn

[poohbear10136]

Funny as hell.! If u play wit fire./U GONE GET LIT THE FUCK UP(: BITCH WAT THE CK.!(: LUV THIS BOY.

[123candybieber]

hahahah but true ....

[pnswnikki]

ikr this makes me wonder...the teachers n ppl with authority made these rules...if u not smart enough 2 realize that u gone get burned if u play wit fire im not sure i want my education n yo hands...now c when dey looking through da burnt rubble dey gone find a single file line OF ASHES...

[AmberrBieber]

fire drills suck -_- they get us to line up myname starts with a letter A i im in 1st I GET PUShED AROUND IKE IMMA PEACE OF SHIT -_-

[EmilayLaheyy]

Its sooooo truue! I asked my teacher that and he said "Well ... um" Liike whaaat the fuuuuck!?!? I know how to leave, if there was a fire, imma outta there before the drill goes off! & I'm not coming baack!

[jessicaj102275]

this dont make no DAMN SENSE this dont make no DAMN SENSE @ ALL!!!!!!!

[SHINeeLover2]

"bitch if you play with fire... you're going to get lit the fuck up!!"

LMAO xDD 

[teijahluvsbieber]

OMFG! I know right!! And they always say just leave everything and line up..it's like BITCH i am NOT leaving without my shit!! I'm grabbing it and running!

[MegRocks88]

What the fuck is wrong with the teachers in this school? NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE WILL RUN FROM FIRE. Not fucking calmy walk. We will all leave our "friends" to save our asses. Get out calmy and slowly? BULLSHIT. Never gonna happen.

[neverpeeoncows]

U TALK FAST U SHOULD BE A RAPPER

[maddstar101]

there was a fire at my school in the building i was in there is no such thing as calmly when you see fire on the classroom walls the teacher was yelling at us to line up calmly most of us ran out i ran to the ice cream shop...

[NSNFAN4LIFE13]

My school makes us do fire drills every month D:

[wickedliza503]

is he forreal gay?

[connie0386]

@wickedliza503

yeah.

[panddabearr]

Luan: Because when you play with fire *pauses*

Me: *thinks* you get burned..

Luan: You get fucking lit up!

Me: o_e LMFAO

[Diversity9773]

This funni

[purplekisses18ful]

wow mann u a hot mess

[itsLuwaamlove]

i hate fire drills like what the heck are you thinking turn on a freaking alarm out of no where i almost knocked my self unconcious i was leaning back on my chair joy fully like you know lean back lean back and they turn the alarm on so i let go of the table almost hit my self on another table and my foot got shoved into a kids face -.- yuup thats soooo safe

[PatchesAndHoles]

Bitch if you play with fire... YOU GET LIT THE FUCK UP

[candycane200030]

IK RIGHT IF THERES A FIRE IM GANNA BE PUSHING PEOPLE DOWN LET EVERYONE ELSE BURN WHATEEVER THE FUCK I HAVE TO FO TO GET MY ASS OUT..... ALIVE!

[seancanning123]

Is he a pornstar?

[NinjaUnicornRainbow]

*Fire alarm goes off* Teacher: Okay, Line up and CALMLY walk out Me: *Grabs all my shit and my iPhone* Teacher: No, Morgan. You don't need all that stuff. Me: ... BITCH, you must be crazy! Teacher: *Gives me detention for the rest of the week :D

[RabbitCake22]

me n my friend did this a couple of times at skool n people were staring at us.....

[thatUkrainianguy]

When I was a freshmen and we had our first drill, I thought it was real (our dumb sub freaked out) so I jumped out the window.....and then I saw everybody in lines outside. lol!

[ashleyCSB1]

Bitch you play with fire... You gonna get lit the fuck up! XD

[summerluver1928]

amen

[imastalkerlol]

kevjumba + itskingsleyb*tch = luanlegacy

[cotenahargrove]

i luhh you too babhhe' 2:01!

[randobanana]

Me: Hey, wanna ditch? I dont want to go to history.

my friend: NAh, I dont want to get caught this close to finals.

So, we walk forever up 5 flights of stairs to my history class, we sit down, and... 5 minutes into class someone pulled the alarm. Yup, we got stuck outside for a fifteen minutes in the cold in a frenzy figuring what the hell happeed. Then, we go back up the 5 flights of stairs. I should have just ditched XD

[chevycansing1]

bitch wat the fuk lol

we get suspended if we talk during the fire drill

[MyaaPrettyy]

"what they should be doing is recording to see how fast everyone gets out the building , because bitch if i see fire im running, fuck yall! every man for himself , im leaving yall asses behind! when the hell do you ever act calm around fire? bitch if you play with fire , you gon get lit the fuck up!" my favorite part of this video so funny lol .

[PNTBailey16]

lmaooo I hate fire drills and I can soooo relate to having them in the middle of winter ... idk wtf is going on w/ them &these fire drills

[iSayrawr95]

I hate when they tell you to leave your stuff. I'm like "Do you know thats a Northface backpack. With my Colombia rain jacket? And the binders and homework that I spent my allowance and time on? Bitch please." Why don't y'all leave that airhorn and yo iphone inside." no. just no :)

[Musicluver9962]

haha you have a, like vietnemese accent! haha it's so funny to me but also just normal... (since i have distant vietnemese relatives)

[CraziiBOY504]

u posted this on my bday! love ya! <3

[101nightclub]

the best 2:12 sec. of my life!!!

[theloveofmusic4]

LOL i feel the same way

[JayPSwagg]

Love u imensely

[sailorsweetart]

"if you play with fire, YOU GONNA GET LIT THE FAWK UP." lol

[LefthandedUnicorn]

I LOVE YOU IMMENSELY.

[beyoncesongz]

thank you im going to die if i go out in freeze or stay in side and burn lol!! its true!!!!

[beyoncesongz]

its funny because it true

[UrusaiBaka4400]

i know right! And I really hate when there's a tornado drill and they line us up near glass windows ..wtf

[esmellmyfart]

i know its those stupid school systems and dude u need to make a vid about parents stressing out kids and school u dont need math when ur a kid fin teach them when there older and need it im wtf

[JessicaTaylor97]

@UrusaiBaka4400 what? we never have tornado drills? where do you live?

[brittanyflora]

@UrusaiBaka4400 They have waaayyy to many windows at school.

[Bullet2770]

Oh my gosh David! I hate you! Oh my gosh look. I love you too!

[TheSnaper20304]

"Bitch if you play with fire......You gunna get lit the fuck up" XD

[jay45452]

My teacher took her time to get her things all together during a fire drill. We stood in the classroom for five minutes waiting for her to get her jacket and to whatever she was doing ._.

[emilysorchaoriordan]

Oh man that ending was different... 0.0

[pnswnikki]

we hav a fire drill EVERY FUCKIN MONTH the thing was dis time dey didnt announce it so i thought it was real...den dem bitches sent me 2 the office cuz i ran my ass out...i got ther n the principal said "we r trying 2 help u and get u out safely" THE HELL U WANT ME 2 STAY N HERE N LINE DA FUK UP?!?! then i was lik "no disrespect but u sent me out der 4 5 minutes n da cold...wen U SIR wer sittn n dis warm behind office U GET OUT THER N C WAT IT FEELS LIK ITS COLD AS HELL"...

[raleighzia]

You don't seem as energized as usual, but still great video! Funny as usual :)

[window7000]

do yall have lockdowns, cuz my school does, our old school also had tornado drills O_O

[MrBombland123]

I like it when he says bitch what the fuck

[MrBombland123]

I like it when he says bitch what the fuck

[laundry9870]

I did exactly what Luan said before this video was made o.o

When i was in first grade the cafeteria was on fire and it was first grade lunch time.The cafeteria staff were like calm down and walk out slowly.I said "Bitch im getting my ass out!" then i ran out of the cafeteria.Saved my pale ass!

[xxlululovesyouxx]

"If you play with fire........you gonn get lit the fuck up!!!!" <3

[IndigoPetree]

Hella true

[xxlululovesyouxx]

I like to get outta class, but BITCH. I wanna get outta class as fast as mother fucking possible! ESPECIALLY if the building is mother fucking BURNING.

[ArtemisApollo26]

Well here in Montreal we not only have fire drills we also have lockdowns where we practice what to do if there's a killer in the school.

[singingsoccerstar11]

lol so fucking true if there's a fire i'm taking my car and getting the fuck out

[MsHahanot]

Last year there were like 5 fire drills in one week. One was becuz the lunch ladies cant cook. Another one was because the vice principal was burning something in a toaster and he decided to dump it in water while it was still plugged. Then some stupid ass girl pulled the trigger to get her ass out of a test. But she ended up being suspended anyway. Those three fire drills made us stay outside in the freezing cold for most of the day. And the other two were actual fire drills

[xXntzntzXx]

:> luan has cute hands, lmfao

[ShuffleChikk]

imma take your advice and get my ass out !!!!

[MsOtaku45]

bitch if i see fire i am running

[ajshells01]

haha i knoe fire drills make no damn since and they wanna do it so fucking early to its like bitch i get up at 4:45 so i can get my bus at 5:54 im not even awake at no 10 in the fucking morning.......LOVE HIM ♥

[PunkyPlow]

We finish all our fire drills by October :P

[bebasluvspurple]

LMFAO ROFL... This is exactly what im talking about!! Stupid muthafuckers gonna think imma be calm when theres a fire and an fuqking annoying alarm?!?! hell nawww!! Imma leave yo ass behind!!

[aminkos5]

HAH, if there's a fire I'm taking my shit and leaving everyone's ass behind.

I'm running for my life.

[KirbyyJ2]

ha I love how as you progress through school the fire drills change.

Elementary: Line up in ABC order and leave as orderly as possible

Middle: Line up and go to the fire zone area

High: Why did my teacher leave before we did. She high-tailed it out and was like every wo-man for them-selves.

[001applecookie]

he talks faster in the other videos

[ChibiCherri1]

if a teacher saw this vid, they would maybe be pissed

[adavila12436]

****MY FAVORITE VID-333

[ipodjunkie262]

i hate fire fucking drills, they do it always in winter time, they say its suppose to be once a year when we fucking do it more than once... even in the snow... THE SNOW.

they tell us to leave our bags and shit behind, i mean bitch please, i paid good money for my shit, do you think imma let it burn up in the fire? fuck no. but then the fucking teacher tells us off if we bring our stuff out.

we dont do calm lines as we leave... we fucking run ;D

[grimreaperhauntings]

im with u laun the same freakin thing in my school like what the h...i would just push all the people down the stairs and run like h....idc what the freakin security,teachers or principal say ill be out....ill be the first 1 out side....if they say anything i knock em out like danm u mad at me when theres a fn fire.what the hell people run like hell..ever saw the sign say incase of fire run like hell.holy shit adults are fn stupid...they wanna get killed i just no it..i know what u trying to say

[MusicMotion100]

yeah f**k the fire drills run the hell away

[maria17954]

LMAO. Favorite vid yet!

[TheSocialStudent]

The fire drill at our school takes the 400 building and corrals us into the tennis courts....HELL NO!

[orangewitchchild222]

i have watched all your videos and this is still my fav.

[IareBucket]

Actually, they want you to leave the school in a calm, organized fashion to ensure everyone's safety. If everyone felt this way, everyone would be running around, bumping into everyone else. People could be knocked over, trampled and possibly left behind. Once you're out of the building, the teacher will make sure everyone is present, and safe. If everyone ran around moronically, It would be CHAOTIC, no one would know if anyone was safe. -.-

[johnnysgurl346]

i dont care if im burnin! im sleepin!

[showlex39]

laugh ma ass offff!! I LOVE YOU MAN

[LeeonAngeel]

lmfao !!!!

[KingZippy305]

I don't CARE if I'm burnin! I AM SLEEPIN" LEAVE ME THE F ALONE!!!

[CaNdY7168]

We had a fire drill today me and the guy I like (I'm a girl) were talking then the substitue said sit down and said now Line up calmly and in order and the guy I like said somethings you just said

[123elisamarie]

i love how he says "on that ass" LMFAO

[austinmahoneisamazin]

I love it whenhe says bitch, wtf

[ilyalissa1997]

What the hell. u want me to walk in wet grass on a fire drill in morning and in the cold. Fuck that

[LucylovesKohta]

Ugh, fire drills are just idiotic. I wonder if they're as bad everywhere else as they are here in Texas...

[westcoast857]

i had a fire drill yesterday and it was raining. now im sick.

[143ilovyu]

ik wtf right!!!!



[DAN5675able]

when a real fire drill happens at my school I am going to get out of desk real fast and say "fuck ya'll every man for himself" and run out. Once I get outside I am going to watch the burning building explode killing everyone inside of it.

[MyHellokitty18]

I like fire drills because it's a distraction from class and some people get to skip lol well I don't but.

[xlillyjamesx]

i like fire drills. They get me 'outta class (;

[badromenful]

They call me Bruce

[PerlitaHabanera]

I like your vids.

[nash18able]

i love you immensely <3

[duderobot123]

Is david a girl o.o?

[BeautifulTeddy9]

Sometimes, I think this guy goes to my school.. All this stuff he talks about, Happens in my school. :3

[55crystall]

funny as heck

[crazytard100]

i love this guy he is so right

[immaqtguit4rpl4yer]

I was just thinking that 2day-__-

[jordilin23]

It was rediculase on that ass xD

[Bella2point0]

No matter how bad my day is, your videos ALWAYS make me laugh and make me feel better. <3

[SandwichedTom]

we had a fire drill when we were getting changed for P.E and i had to go outside in my boxers but lukily I had my top on so i pulled it over ma undies

true story, really!

:)

[msTweetyPYT]

u took the words out my mouth!! lmfaoo

[watyouknowaboutthat1]

line that ass up!!! lol.

#team luan

[SkyRifter]

DID They LINE Up People When 9/11 happened??? -No the Fuck WAY!!

Lols. He should add.

They all fell & burned.

[ParisNoCuffin]

I love fire drills cause it takes away from classtime :)

[Tay61295]

If i go outside imma freeze but if i stay inside imma Burn.....Either way IM GONE DIE.......LMFAO!!!!! SOOO FUNNY

[Tay61295]

MAAANNN!!! YOU IS FUNNY!!! HAHAH!!!! I said the exact SAME THING WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRE DRILL!!! HAHA

[bcalle1ify]

" Bitch if you play wit fire......... you gunna get lit the fuck " LMFAOO

[ilovemybestfriend19]

bitch if you play with fire, you gon get lit the fuck up !

dying of laughter .