oh so very gay. gotta be kidding right? looks totally useless. if whoever made this is actually making money,well,congratulations for making money with this piece of crap
SEGWAYLAND SEGWAY KİRALAMA Nevzat Eler SEGWAYLAND İSTANBUL OF TURKEY MSN nevzateler@hotmail.com email nevzateler@yahoo.com phone (+90) 532 552 35 88 phone (+90) 535 315 94 15 phone (+90) 212 222 11 87 pbx... fax (+90) 212 222 11 97 fax CHİNE MOBIYLE (+86 ) 18211169134 w w w.s e g w a y l a n d . c o m w w w .h o v e r c r a f t t u r k e y . c o m ADRES.... PERPA TİC MERKEZİ A BLOK YEŞİL AVLU KAT 13 NO 2087 OK MEYDANI ŞİŞLİ İSTANBUL TURKEY
When watching these invention videos, you begin to realize, by looking at commentary, who is super fucking worthless to the world and who isn't. This site is a swamp for idiocy.
This invention would have been great before the engine was made lol. Now your just gonna get made fun of. btw its like $495.95+$69.95 for the carring bag lol
I can here the commercial:- "Take a Drab Day at the Beach & turn those Flabs into Abs while impressing the girls on the beach with your lasting performance abilities..on the water at least".
I feel like people should be required to pass a drug test in order to receive welfare or unemployment benefits. Why should hardworking people have to pay taxes and social security, when it's being used by lazy social leeches for buying drugs?
HAHAHAHAHHA...This video is living proof that ALL MEN are alike around the world...it don't matter if your American,Russian,French,Mexican, or Mozambican !!! Every damn one of us KNOWS he built this thing to see his wife's butt bounce up and down !!!! ROFLMAO
@Joey24x ok i was about to put the exact same comment, but i decided to check first if someone had a dirty mind like me. lol glad im not the only one.
Dobavte chut chtu plavuchesti v forme vodnizh lizh polysterinom vnutri, vododinamichniy design i vi smozhete utroit distantsiyu tak tochno, sudya po designu s bokov po tsentru podderzhivat ves operatora.
@kosyo6 It looks like I wish I lived in Eastern Europe instead of California . Too damn many people here . A total rat race . Everybody thinks they are pilots on the freeway . The majority can't drive a kiddie car . They should have streering wheels located in the center of the vehicle . They cannot drive offset steering systems efficiently . God get me out of here . They are all in a hurry to nowhere .
Looks like you really need to work to keep it above water, and if you sink you're screwed. I'd stick with the waterball, almost the same, less effort, you can't sink, better concept
I would imagine your pretty worn out after a few times on that thing. And once you sink you ain't getting back on it again unless you drag it back on a platform to launch it from again. Looks like a real pain in the ass to me. But I guess that's how products get improved upon, by testing and demonstrating what can be done to make it better.
you have a lots of fun with this toy :))....i live close to black see in romania...if you are intersted in buying a ski runner a have a few..250E each...contact id: hapaxb
3:12 - 3:36 What song is that guitar piece from? i am sure i have heard it before, but can't remember the name of the song..plz. if anybody knows that song am talking abt, just lemme know! thanks!
I would not recommend this this if you way over 200 lbs. (i think the weight limit is like 210) Im 6'4" 250lbs and u gotta "pump" the hell out of it. smaller guys 140 -170 lbs can do it with ease.
the hydrofoil or whatever its called isnt designed to lift alot of weight.
Who else clicked here to see ass?
KyleJPie10 1 month ago
The amount of people responding to this video, who can't think past their own arse.... is simply amazing......
ricomon35 1 month ago
this is why aliens dont want to fuck with us
doriantaylor66 1 month ago
thats antipussy magnet
hitmanzkilz 1 month ago
oh so very gay. gotta be kidding right? looks totally useless. if whoever made this is actually making money,well,congratulations for making money with this piece of crap
eumeu44 2 months ago
So if you stop humping it, it sinks? What if you get tired or something?
ung427 2 months ago 4
Are you kidding me with this piece of junk? Really now how much time and effort went into this piece of crap?
x5v3n 2 months ago
0:27 fail and I can't belive they are so dang expensive
gtaroblox101 2 months ago
"Amuse your friends as you once again sink into the ocean humping a bicycle frame!"
jwalker477 2 months ago 2
put sharks in the water or some other sort of dangerous fish, damn sure won't get tired.
Dethreid 3 months ago
i bet its tons of fun but it looks sooo stupid haha
marquessimon 3 months ago
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SEGWAYLAND SEGWAY KİRALAMA Nevzat Eler SEGWAYLAND İSTANBUL OF TURKEY MSN nevzateler@hotmail.com email nevzateler@yahoo.com phone (+90) 532 552 35 88 phone (+90) 535 315 94 15 phone (+90) 212 222 11 87 pbx... fax (+90) 212 222 11 97 fax CHİNE MOBIYLE (+86 ) 18211169134 w w w.s e g w a y l a n d . c o m w w w .h o v e r c r a f t t u r k e y . c o m ADRES.... PERPA TİC MERKEZİ A BLOK YEŞİL AVLU KAT 13 NO 2087 OK MEYDANI ŞİŞLİ İSTANBUL TURKEY
nevzateler 3 months ago
I'd hit that.
xAMPUTECHTx 3 months ago
How Gay!
bcstsmith 3 months ago
It would be a great for exercising though. Jump or drown, motivation at it's best.
TheVynne 3 months ago
I love how you bounce to the exact beat of my Skrillex music in the beggining :D
MrXylonix 3 months ago
dont swallow any water lol
katekuba100 3 months ago
so to get it to move you have to fuck it lol
skillz139 3 months ago
how much does it costs?
bojoboura 3 months ago
When watching these invention videos, you begin to realize, by looking at commentary, who is super fucking worthless to the world and who isn't. This site is a swamp for idiocy.
multibigpop 3 months ago
2:15 ...halle berry
lbouwkamp 3 months ago
i love the song
cockatiel2902 4 months ago
great milf <3 =]
tzaipulanelusername 4 months ago
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What happens when you get tired of hoping?
20Pilotdude 4 months ago
Cheap submarine............
GradyWhite2007 4 months ago
stupid man, stupid invention..sexy wife..wanna fuck?
analyzingfunny 4 months ago
they had to drag it back? one word: rope
michel3265 5 months ago
I want to play QWOP now
P0UNC3D 5 months ago
this thing sucks maybe in a lake but not here
arson519 5 months ago
где взять такую штуку
sosolid241 5 months ago
@sosolid241 в жопе. т.к это гавно полное
nick0124RUS 5 months ago
sorry what is the name of the song i liked it C:!
alansitho123 5 months ago
them things are a bitch to swim back
jewofwv 5 months ago
The chick has a pretty nice bod.
Mistercharming 5 months ago
He must get all the ladies.
psycobillysutter 6 months ago
looks like get gassed in 10 seconds....lots of fun
Dump it far from shore and have a nice swim back draggin that piece of crap
flahr1 7 months ago
Am i crazy or is that a really fun thing to do.
FishingDude71 7 months ago
wonder if it would stay upright in a fast river!
MrPenobe 7 months ago
lovethe song lol
32 i would so hit that
nitroman164m 7 months ago
lovethe song lol
nitroman164m 7 months ago
This invention would have been great before the engine was made lol. Now your just gonna get made fun of. btw its like $495.95+$69.95 for the carring bag lol
primakr0n 7 months ago
This invention would have been great before the engine was made lol. Now your just gonna get made fun of.
primakr0n 7 months ago
This is the worst invention ever, especially when you're old and fat...
joshuajamesthornton 7 months ago
She does have nice legs ! HOTTY
SuperNobama1 7 months ago
is it just me, or does this look really boring and a waste of money and energy???
blumind53 8 months ago
Is that the same device Jesus used?
PreseditaBrinkmann 8 months ago
The wife is knida hot though...I enjoyed watching her.....
ComiConPlus 8 months ago
that is ridiculous.
WAGESLAVEesc 8 months ago
You're screwed when it goes down because you have to have a dry platform to launch from.
KE4RWS 8 months ago
shake that ass!
ifuckednatalietran 9 months ago
kak pesnya nazivayetsa?
RomaZeal 9 months ago
Yes YOU TOO, can you look GAY even on on water! Act now and we'll throw in friends to laugh at you.
viper8red 9 months ago 28
@viper8red Gay? It even looks like a viper8red.
kdc43 3 months ago
@kdc43 Try again!
viper8red 3 months ago
@viper8red well its fun to watch get a girl on there with big boobs
pokemaniacish 2 months ago
its meant to be ridden in a LAKE..with NO WAVES!~~~
faheemthedream2007 10 months ago
Wasn't the real name of this thing "Pump-abike" or sumfin???
REALDualDesertEagle 10 months ago
you are screw'd .... if sharks come.. "JUMP FASTER DUDE!"
hbolle00 10 months ago
Looks like a gorilla took the wheels off a 50's bicycle and had rough sex with the frame.
I guess that if you want a cross a body of water in the 21st century, the last thing you want is a boat, what with their reliability and ease of use.
kjun13 10 months ago
You should incorporate some form of floatation devices onto the frame of the craft to keep it from sinking completely.
Maximilionalpha 10 months ago
didont know we heve such things in bulgaria...or thats your personal?
pier4o1234 10 months ago
I would like to see the damage this would do to your shins if your feet slipped off.
rtobaz 11 months ago
how much is it??? i want one *-*!!!!
kalgarte 11 months ago
ride this across the atlantic
ConnorXV 11 months ago
Ukrainian?
gstalifetop 1 year ago
What does this fun cost?
moingude 1 year ago
but does it help you grow your hair back?
nowhinerbabies 1 year ago
These things need built in floation pontoons so that a person can climb out of water onto it and then go with it.
Stupid to have a device that sinks. You will die. some people call it drowning.
ZombieBrainsForLunch 1 year ago
put a damn life vest on that kid.... idots!!!!!!!!
sacks2theground 1 year ago
it looks kinda tiring.
uptownxgeek 1 year ago
I believe the material it is made from is 100% pure SUCK!
rklcardinal 1 year ago
your wife looks amazing at her age
we5leyz 1 year ago
=OoO=
Is that some new Excercise Bike??,
"Aqua Abs of Steel",
I can here the commercial:- "Take a Drab Day at the Beach & turn those Flabs into Abs while impressing the girls on the beach with your lasting performance abilities..on the water at least".
The lil gurls Face @ 2:30 says it all.......
Casmige 1 year ago
chuck norris can backflip one
rexwhitehair 1 year ago
pretty sure those are from the military ha you use them underwater for like divers and shit look it up before you try an hate lol
shaaneeee 1 year ago
Try the Dead Sea.
TheNoisePolluter 1 year ago
They r easy to ride!? Bloody hell
iSpadeable 1 year ago
2:28 HAHAAHH! TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT HEAD KID!! MMWWWWWAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
yourmumgavemehead69 1 year ago
looks pretty shit
miniman631 1 year ago
u wanna race a boat with that thing ?? just put a kangaroo on it !!
AxLstyle 1 year ago
How do i order/purchase one of these? are they sold in stores?
CheaterFilms 1 year ago
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I feel like people should be required to pass a drug test in order to receive welfare or unemployment benefits. Why should hardworking people have to pay taxes and social security, when it's being used by lazy social leeches for buying drugs?
SpeedOfDark186Kmps 1 year ago
The video is much better at 2:05
jfstarr 1 year ago
does it float?
TW11452 1 year ago
hay its fun
sylvaticalexpro 1 year ago
"sure, if you want to hump a metal pole while crossing a river, this is the right product for you"-Cracked.com
MrMistery101 1 year ago
Looks like an awful lot of work for a little bit of fun. I'll say "Good luck to ya!" on that endeavor.
SweetDoug 1 year ago
this in bulgaria ?
EnargyMusic 1 year ago
2 MrChillis: you just swim then and pull the thing to a pier or rock :)
rk812 1 year ago 3
Seems fun but looks like you have to launch it above water. What happens when you dont have a boat to save you?
MrChillis 1 year ago
it seems kinda dumn
36riku 1 year ago
what if you try to put some floats just below the feet at least u can stay afloat?
Sincael 1 year ago
@Sincael Increases drag I would assume. Defeats the purpose of the machine. If you are good with it, it's the fastest human powered watercraft.
EnigmaHood 4 months ago
awesome.
Arthurb06 1 year ago
Even the kid knows stupid when she sees it! Lol!
richardbough 1 year ago
a couple of small drums of air and that shit would be tight
Insane82chevy 1 year ago
that thing looks like the biggest pain in the butt ever
tandersn9 1 year ago
Haha i liked how he sank like a rock when he lost his momentum!
FastKart27 1 year ago
Weird but cool. Kinda ridiculous to ride though, makes you feel weirder than a fat guy riding a scooter.
ferrarif1360 1 year ago
Evinrude. Word
BoostedXR6T 1 year ago
lol at 0:33 did he say blowjob?
Ciretosp 1 year ago 52
@Ciretosp NO
pyrosimple 1 year ago
@Ciretosp yeah and right after that he said "Teabag"
CallMeHotChocolate1 1 year ago
@Ciretosp he said "volchok"
AntoxaBatoxa 1 year ago
@Ciretosp no it was russian word wolf ( волчёнок )
alex19net 11 months ago
@Ciretosp yes, he did...
demonofrazgriz333 9 months ago
@Ciretosp Yeah Blowjob jajajaja
Zihuacrab 8 months ago
@Ciretosp xD it's "volchok", top toy
petrucciMsk 7 months ago 6
HAHAHAHAHHA...This video is living proof that ALL MEN are alike around the world...it don't matter if your American,Russian,French,Mexican, or Mozambican !!! Every damn one of us KNOWS he built this thing to see his wife's butt bounce up and down !!!! ROFLMAO
smyers820gm 1 year ago 123
@smyers820gm wife??? No.. a hot girl.
123MyDixieWrecked 1 year ago
@smyers820gm yes yes yes and what a nice ass it is too :D
chevythunder09 1 year ago
@smyers820gm You would think she'd be able to get a good rythm going on that thing
killerk32 9 months ago
I do enjoy Russian music
LouieAlsaidi 1 year ago
That is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time
ScraperGirl 1 year ago
warum russische musik?
xxxb3stxxx 1 year ago
Its like tea bagging... On water
laxdan37 1 year ago
Well I'll be damned... it works.
vaughanify 1 year ago
hmmm....mimics the movement of dolphins....
Ravengaurd6 1 year ago
I don't get it.
itwsw 1 year ago
nice way to attract sharks.
jmefrm808 1 year ago
where can i get one of those?
curtismichael14 1 year ago
Just like Jesus, huh! looks like fun.
zxggwrt 1 year ago
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zxggwrt 1 year ago
If I'm going to use this much energy, I'm gonna get a girl to spread her legs right below the handle bars......
Joey24x 1 year ago
@Joey24x ok i was about to put the exact same comment, but i decided to check first if someone had a dirty mind like me. lol glad im not the only one.
chewbuggars 1 year ago
@Joey24x Yes, but think how much cheaper it would be for you.
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago
Dobavte chut chtu plavuchesti v forme vodnizh lizh polysterinom vnutri, vododinamichniy design i vi smozhete utroit distantsiyu tak tochno, sudya po designu s bokov po tsentru podderzhivat ves operatora.
MateWiggy 1 year ago
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Russia is beautiful The Black Sea
kolaski33 1 year ago
Russia is beautiful
kolaski33 1 year ago
@kolaski33 yes indeed russia is beautyful but this is in Bulgaria ;d
kosyo6 1 year ago
@kosyo6 It looks like I wish I lived in Eastern Europe instead of California . Too damn many people here . A total rat race . Everybody thinks they are pilots on the freeway . The majority can't drive a kiddie car . They should have streering wheels located in the center of the vehicle . They cannot drive offset steering systems efficiently . God get me out of here . They are all in a hurry to nowhere .
kolaski33 1 year ago
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@kolaski33 indeed russia is beatyful but this is in bulgaria ;d
kosyo6 1 year ago
Arnold schwarzenegger is the only person that could turn this into a competitive sport xD
killer5000be 1 year ago
zzzzzzzzz wake me up when its done.
gdsvalentine 1 year ago
nice beach!!
foothilljp 1 year ago
just learn kitesurf then you don't need to wear long socks and get you thing out of the water
5ow689 1 year ago
What the point with this contraption? It only goes 20 meters before it sinks.. STUPId
MIRCWOOD 1 year ago
Ruskis! Looks fun!
bodya11111 1 year ago
totally suck if they dropped that in the water..
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2:06 is why you're here.
Wolfesscythe117 1 year ago
whoever invented this should be ashamed
lala79568 1 year ago
well, The lady is way hot anyway :)
barnsocool 1 year ago
The Description says fun for the whole family...Looks like a lot of work to me.
devon197137 1 year ago
takih ne berut v kosmonavty - the name of the song ahah
Mke13 1 year ago
only thing is if you stop humping u sink
Hello3427956704 1 year ago
lol
1980KNIGHTRIDER 1 year ago
Is that bulgairia....... Maybe bargas?
dallasgambit 1 year ago
its 2 choppy
soggytoast89 1 year ago
o jesus its like the surfing scooter were fucked
danielmaddox01 1 year ago
Just needs a couple more adjustments and you'll be crossing the Atlantic in no time
botoheadboy 1 year ago
Boingy boingy boin....OH SHIT!
Fluffishy 1 year ago
wrftw wtfffff
sakkurae 1 year ago
lol this is probibly the best way to lose weight, that must burn up the calories!
mcmanus1806 1 year ago
FAIL
samthompson1231 1 year ago
looks really awkward... might be fun once or twice, though, for ••••s and giggles.
cozymonk 1 year ago
if it makes you look like a cock, dont do it.
intoxicologist 1 year ago
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tomislavlac 1 year ago
The man at first, is so stubborn :DDDD
fahimrahimi 1 year ago
der clip ost gut doch das gerät so lächerlich omg eine blamage das sowas verkauft wird -.-
ottik1990 1 year ago
That's what Jesus must have used !
gringodeltoro1 1 year ago
hump-cycle.
notessimodude 1 year ago
how do you fix the looking like aretarded asswipe part?
asssface2000 1 year ago
Doesn't look like fun to me
Casper3417 1 year ago
It looks like your family had a blast and the skipper looks like a lot of fun.
Muscle69camaro a perfect example of judgemental idiocy
TheBondami 1 year ago
Looks like you really need to work to keep it above water, and if you sink you're screwed. I'd stick with the waterball, almost the same, less effort, you can't sink, better concept
BrendanRoganArts 1 year ago
@BrendanRoganArts the aqua skipper floats
magetrix9 1 year ago
whats the site?
mitchintor 1 year ago
I would imagine your pretty worn out after a few times on that thing. And once you sink you ain't getting back on it again unless you drag it back on a platform to launch it from again. Looks like a real pain in the ass to me. But I guess that's how products get improved upon, by testing and demonstrating what can be done to make it better.
greenrefrigerator 1 year ago
What is the purpose of this if you can go more than 50 feet with it? This doesn't look enjoyable at all.
drewkeener 1 year ago
на таком надо ездить только когда вода без волн!!!!! вот они и падают !!!!!!
kabak11 1 year ago
there must be a possibility to engineer it so the technique needs less effort...
Changer01 1 year ago
Весь день бедолага продрочился... ... Лучше бы употребил этот фрикцион с пользой.
depeyra 1 year ago
Its like a bicycle for the ocean, except its a pain in the ass if you fall off or go too slow, so I guess its more like a pogo-stick for the ocean.
Snipe4261 1 year ago
This is lame
ONEANDONLYDWT 1 year ago
it looks like after going 100 ft even the pros are tired
nibbler125 1 year ago
сильнее прыгать надо!!!
Khossus 1 year ago
you have a lots of fun with this toy :))....i live close to black see in romania...if you are intersted in buying a ski runner a have a few..250E each...contact id: hapaxb
BodoAZS 1 year ago
i wanna catch a wave on that thing.
surfskate1995 1 year ago
музыка класная
stek96 1 year ago
3:12 - 3:36 What song is that guitar piece from? i am sure i have heard it before, but can't remember the name of the song..plz. if anybody knows that song am talking abt, just lemme know! thanks!
freakster05 1 year ago
@freakster05 :) It's the Time Lapse jingle from Apple's iLife.
rk812 1 year ago
@freakster05
the song is from old russian group "mango-mango"
ADFRU08 1 year ago
the plane is too small. a larger, semi-boyant plane would be much easier to ride.
KeyboredNinja 1 year ago
I would not recommend this this if you way over 200 lbs. (i think the weight limit is like 210) Im 6'4" 250lbs and u gotta "pump" the hell out of it. smaller guys 140 -170 lbs can do it with ease.
the hydrofoil or whatever its called isnt designed to lift alot of weight.
drsta84 1 year ago