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  • Who else clicked here to see ass?

  • The amount of people responding to this video, who can't think past their own arse.... is simply amazing......

  • this is why aliens dont want to fuck with us

  • thats antipussy magnet

  • oh so very gay. gotta be kidding right? looks totally useless. if whoever made this is actually making money,well,congratulations for making money with this piece of crap

  • So if you stop humping it, it sinks? What if you get tired or something?

  • Are you kidding me with this piece of junk? Really now how much time and effort went into this piece of crap?

  • 0:27 fail and I can't belive they are so dang expensive

  • "Amuse your friends as you once again sink into the ocean humping a bicycle frame!"

  • put sharks in the water or some other sort of dangerous fish, damn sure won't get tired.

  • i bet its tons of fun but it looks sooo stupid haha

  • I'd hit that. 

  • How Gay!

  • It would be a great for exercising though. Jump or drown, motivation at it's best.

  • I love how you bounce to the exact beat of my Skrillex music in the beggining :D

  • dont swallow any water lol

  • so to get it to move you have to fuck it lol 

  • how much does it costs?

  • When watching these invention videos, you begin to realize, by looking at commentary, who is super fucking worthless to the world and who isn't. This site is a swamp for idiocy.

  • 2:15 ...halle berry

  • i love the song

  • great milf <3 =]

  • Cheap submarine............

    

  • stupid man, stupid invention..sexy wife..wanna fuck?

  • they had to drag it back? one word: rope

  • I want to play QWOP now

  • this thing sucks maybe in a lake but not here

  • где взять такую штуку

  • @sosolid241 в жопе. т.к это гавно полное

  • sorry what is the name of the song i liked it C:!

  • them things are a bitch to swim back

  • The chick has a pretty nice bod.

  • He must get all the ladies.

  • looks like get gassed in 10 seconds....lots of fun

    Dump it far from shore and have a nice swim back draggin that piece of crap

  • Am i crazy or is that a really fun thing to do.

  • wonder if it would stay upright in a fast river!

  • lovethe song lol

    32 i would so hit that

  • lovethe song lol

  • This invention would have been great before the engine was made lol. Now your just gonna get made fun of. btw its like $495.95+$69.95 for the carring bag lol

  • This invention would have been great before the engine was made lol. Now your just gonna get made fun of.

  • This is the worst invention ever, especially when you're old and fat...

  • She does have nice legs ! HOTTY

  • is it just me, or does this look really boring and a waste of money and energy???

  • Is that the same device Jesus used?

  • The wife is knida hot though...I enjoyed watching her.....

  • that is ridiculous.

    

  • You're screwed when it goes down because you have to have a dry platform to launch from.

  • shake that ass!

  • kak pesnya nazivayetsa?

  • Yes YOU TOO, can you look GAY even on on water! Act now and we'll throw in friends to laugh at you.

  • @viper8red Gay? It even looks like a viper8red.

  • @kdc43 Try again!

  • @viper8red well its fun to watch get a girl on there with big boobs

  • its meant to be ridden in a LAKE..with NO WAVES!~~~

  • Wasn't the real name of this thing "Pump-abike" or sumfin???

  • you are screw'd .... if sharks come.. "JUMP FASTER DUDE!"

  • Looks like a gorilla took the wheels off a 50's bicycle and had rough sex with the frame.

    I guess that if you want a cross a body of water in the 21st century, the last thing you want is a boat, what with their reliability and ease of use.

  • You should incorporate some form of floatation devices onto the frame of the craft to keep it from sinking completely.

  • didont know we heve such things in bulgaria...or thats your personal?

  • I would like to see the damage this would do to your shins if your feet slipped off.

  • how much is it??? i want one *-*!!!!

  • ride this across the atlantic

  • Ukrainian?

  • What does this fun cost?

  • but does it help you grow your hair back?

  • These things need built in floation pontoons so that a person can climb out of water onto it and then go with it.

    Stupid to have a device that sinks. You will die. some people call it drowning.

  • put a damn life vest on that kid.... idots!!!!!!!!

  • it looks kinda tiring.

  • I believe the material it is made from is 100% pure SUCK!

  • your wife looks amazing at her age

  • =OoO=

    Is that some new Excercise Bike??,

    "Aqua Abs of Steel",

    I can here the commercial:- "Take a Drab Day at the Beach & turn those Flabs into Abs while impressing the girls on the beach with your lasting performance abilities..on the water at least".

    The lil gurls Face @ 2:30 says it all.......

  • chuck norris can backflip one

  • pretty sure those are from the military ha you use them underwater for like divers and shit look it up before you try an hate lol

  • Try the Dead Sea.

  • They r easy to ride!? Bloody hell

  • 2:28 HAHAAHH! TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT HEAD KID!! MMWWWWWAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAH

  • looks pretty shit

  • u wanna race a boat with that thing ?? just put a kangaroo on it !!

  • How do i order/purchase one of these? are they sold in stores?

  • The video is much better at 2:05

  • does it float?

  • hay its fun

  • "sure, if you want to hump a metal pole while crossing a river, this is the right product for you"-Cracked.com

  • Looks like an awful lot of work for a little bit of fun. I'll say "Good luck to ya!" on that endeavor.

  • this in bulgaria ?

  • 2 MrChillis: you just swim then and pull the thing to a pier or rock :)

  • Seems fun but looks like you have to launch it above water. What happens when you dont have a boat to save you?

  • it seems kinda dumn

  • what if you try to put some floats just below the feet at least u can stay afloat?

  • @Sincael Increases drag I would assume. Defeats the purpose of the machine. If you are good with it, it's the fastest human powered watercraft.

  • awesome.

  • Even the kid knows stupid when she sees it! Lol!

  • a couple of small drums of air and that shit would be tight

  • that thing looks like the biggest pain in the butt ever

  • Haha i liked how he sank like a rock when he lost his momentum!

  • Weird but cool. Kinda ridiculous to ride though, makes you feel weirder than a fat guy riding a scooter.

  • Evinrude. Word

  • lol at 0:33 did he say blowjob?

  • @Ciretosp NO

  • @Ciretosp yeah and right after that he said "Teabag"

  • @Ciretosp he said "volchok"

  • @Ciretosp no it was russian word wolf ( волчёнок )

  • @Ciretosp yes, he did...

  • @Ciretosp Yeah Blowjob jajajaja

  • @Ciretosp xD it's "volchok", top toy

  • HAHAHAHAHHA...This video is living proof that ALL MEN are alike around the world...it don't matter if your American,Russian,French,Mexica­n, or Mozambican !!! Every damn one of us KNOWS he built this thing to see his wife's butt bounce up and down !!!! ROFLMAO

  • @smyers820gm wife??? No.. a hot girl.

  • @smyers820gm yes yes yes and what a nice ass it is too :D

  • @smyers820gm You would think she'd be able to get a good rythm going on that thing

  • I do enjoy Russian music

  • That is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time

  • warum russische musik?

  • Its like tea bagging... On water

  • Well I'll be damned... it works.

  • hmmm....mimics the movement of dolphins....

  • I don't get it.

  • nice way to attract sharks.

  • where can i get one of those?

    

  • Just like Jesus, huh! looks like fun.

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  • If I'm going to use this much energy, I'm gonna get a girl to spread her legs right below the handle bars......

  • @Joey24x ok i was about to put the exact same comment, but i decided to check first if someone had a dirty mind like me. lol glad im not the only one.

  • @Joey24x Yes, but think how much cheaper it would be for you.

  • Dobavte chut chtu plavuchesti v forme vodnizh lizh polysterinom vnutri, vododinamichniy design i vi smozhete utroit distantsiyu tak tochno, sudya po designu s bokov po tsentru podderzhivat ves operatora.

  • Russia is beautiful

  • @kolaski33 yes indeed russia is beautyful but this is in Bulgaria ;d

  • @kosyo6 It looks like I wish I lived in Eastern Europe instead of California . Too damn many people here . A total rat race . Everybody thinks they are pilots on the freeway . The majority can't drive a kiddie car . They should have streering wheels located in the center of the vehicle . They cannot drive offset steering systems efficiently . God get me out of here . They are all in a hurry to nowhere .

  • Arnold schwarzenegger is the only person that could turn this into a competitive sport xD

  • zzzzzzzzz wake me up when its done.

  • nice beach!!

  • just learn kitesurf then you don't need to wear long socks and get you thing out of the water

  • What the point with this contraption? It only goes 20 meters before it sinks.. STUPId

  • Ruskis! Looks fun!

  • totally suck if they dropped that in the water..

  • whoever invented this should be ashamed 

  • well, The lady is way hot anyway :)

  • The Description says fun for the whole family...Looks like a lot of work to me.

  • takih ne berut v kosmonavty - the name of the song ahah

  • only thing is if you stop humping u sink

  • lol

  • Is that bulgairia....... Maybe bargas?

  • its 2 choppy

  • o jesus its like the surfing scooter were fucked

  • Just needs a couple more adjustments and you'll be crossing the Atlantic in no time

  • Boingy boingy boin....OH SHIT!

  • wrftw wtfffff

  • lol this is probibly the best way to lose weight, that must burn up the calories!

  • FAIL

  • looks really awkward... might be fun once or twice, though, for ••••s and giggles.

  • if it makes you look like a cock, dont do it.

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  • The man at first, is so stubborn :DDDD

  • der clip ost gut doch das gerät so lächerlich omg eine blamage das sowas verkauft wird -.-

  • That's what Jesus must have used !

  • hump-cycle.

  • how do you fix the looking like aretarded asswipe part?

  • Doesn't look like fun to me

  • It looks like your family had a blast and the skipper looks like a lot of fun.

    Muscle69camaro a perfect example of judgemental idiocy

  • Looks like you really need to work to keep it above water, and if you sink you're screwed. I'd stick with the waterball, almost the same, less effort, you can't sink, better concept

  • @BrendanRoganArts the aqua skipper floats

  • whats the site?

  • I would imagine your pretty worn out after a few times on that thing. And once you sink you ain't getting back on it again unless you drag it back on a platform to launch it from again. Looks like a real pain in the ass to me. But I guess that's how products get improved upon, by testing and demonstrating what can be done to make it better.

  • What is the purpose of this if you can go more than 50 feet with it? This doesn't look enjoyable at all.

  • на таком надо ездить только когда вода без волн!!!!! вот они и падают !!!!!!

  • there must be a possibility to engineer it so the technique needs less effort...

  • Весь день бедолага продрочился... ... Лучше бы употребил этот фрикцион с пользой.

  • Its like a bicycle for the ocean, except its a pain in the ass if you fall off or go too slow, so I guess its more like a pogo-stick for the ocean.

  • This is lame

  • it looks like after going 100 ft even the pros are tired

  • сильнее прыгать надо!!!

  • you have a lots of fun with this toy :))....i live close to black see in romania...if you are intersted in buying a ski runner a have a few..250E each...contact id: hapaxb

  • i wanna catch a wave on that thing.

  • музыка класная

  • 3:12 - 3:36 What song is that guitar piece from? i am sure i have heard it before, but can't remember the name of the song..plz. if anybody knows that song am talking abt, just lemme know! thanks!

  • @freakster05 :) It's the Time Lapse jingle from Apple's iLife.

  • @freakster05

    the song is from old russian group "mango-mango"

  • the plane is too small. a larger, semi-boyant plane would be much easier to ride.

  • I would not recommend this this if you way over 200 lbs. (i think the weight limit is like 210) Im 6'4" 250lbs and u gotta "pump" the hell out of it. smaller guys 140 -170 lbs can do it with ease.

    the hydrofoil or whatever its called isnt designed to lift alot of weight.