Bill Dance A True American Hero

[HxBoy9]

dad gummit

[thankfullman]

Dad gummit this guy is hilarious! How does he survive?

[imagineerboi]

Why one earth would they censor the word "heck." You'd have to be an uber-prude to censor that.

[micarone]

Bill's my idol! :D He's a great fisherman, no doubt, but I think that he also ranks up pretty high in "World's Unluckiest Person" chart. Sometimes it seems like he's almost a walking catastrophe. But dag gummit - gotta love his attitude. (Plus he has a great accent). :D

[micarone]

@micarone Oh... And just wondering how much all his bloopers has cost overall as his TV-show has been around since 1968... :D

[blocinmotion]

how can someone be THIS unlucky? hahaha

[fjrstube]

The blooper`s guiness record must be given to Bill Dance!

[DontTreadOnMe19D]

If youve never seen Bill Dances show you might think he is a bumbling idiot. lol, Bill dance is actually one of the best fishermen Ive ever seen, he truely is a great American, and a good man to be able to release this footage and show is "human" side. I love Bill Dance.

[Twiztidninjas]

Is this guy like Russel coyte? actrs dumb to be funny..?

[JG24rlzsun]

Ain't this a fine howdy do?! LMFAO! Oh man!

[tehnodream]

I never laughed so hard in my entire life

[AndryIsHere]

Yankees :D

[MrLeatch]

fishing is very dangerous when you are with bill dance

[momo2317]

HOLY FUCK I WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS OF BILL FISHING NOT FUCKIN BLOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeerVenom8]

HEY!! i am a BIG fan od urs and just wanted to say that a couple of weeks ago i caught a HUGE 12lb Red Fish and just wanted to ask wat ur biggest fish was??? also i am the BIGGEST HUGEST BESTEST hunter in the world and sort of fishing, just wanted to throw that in there:) { i am a 13 year old and shot 8 deer in my life with my first deer being at the age of 6}

[karpiokas92]

nors ir surezisuota-smagu pasiziureti :)

[ineverplay]

dead gammit bobby

[ATHF10]

Iron Sheik voice- FACKIN BULLSHIIT!!!

[lufthansa388]

OH MEN!

[planethellfire]

thats f...ing brilliant

[lionelraoul]

The scream at 5:28 is priceless. Haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time!

[rehenrick]

He spends more time in the water than the fish do!

[jONI8D]

effects.. they are so bad..

[tzuechopelle]

was für ein depp ehrlich man!!

[benmakosch]

LEGEND



[bozerabc123]

Get another rod

[themusicchap]

He might as well just wear a wetsuit to go fishing...

[scotty1time]

Sensitive enough I felt that fan.

[PS3NitroLambo]

4:30 - 4:50 is the best part xD

[Lehcim89]

"call a doctor"

[MrTitanicfanatic2]

The title should be : Bill Dance: A True American

[Marcell2aG]

"Sonny Jim!"

[jaawaaa]

1.46 seen it over 10 times,still funny

LOL!!!!!

[numba1stunna78]

its funny how everyone giggles when he loses the boat 6:19

[dieseldanny09]

american mr bean xD

[aReNz9]

i wonder how much money in fishing equipment hes destroyed

[SuperTwinkie59]

he flipped over that snake.

[05you2]

I know it is insensitive, but I laughed so hard at 3:15

[hallodrie69]

a wonder that he is still alive ^^

[paulw2727]

4:43.....what the heck was that?.....i'm litterally crying right now i laughed so hard.

[antsareus]

its not funny when its so obviously acting.

[JAR4899]

@antsareus Well nothing's funny if you look at it that way :P I mean that's like saying the lord of the rings movies aren't epic because it's all acting. Just sit back and enjoy the show :3

[schijnheiligman]

stuff like this doesn''t just happen, there is a greater force in play here be it karma or a god, fishing just isn't that dangerous

[stizz9]

idiot ?

[SilentGstrike]

1:40 his way of saying cooler is just hilarious

[Itramot]

When you are down and out,

Lift up your head and shout,

"I'm down and out!"

"Dadgummit!"

[MDBellamy]

This man is a genius. And a great example of how to handle adversity with grace and humor.

[mickmos]

the top 3 funniest videos on youtube are bill dance bloopers

[metemi]

DADGUM IT!

[itsmeafreak]

what a comedian^^ lmao - even bursted into tears sometimes ^^

[copking1]

and this moron had a show lol

[rlawrence331]

dangummit

[puddin1103]

I would love to be part of that camera crew.

[vikariusy]

auto piercing at 3:09



[SunWu94]

Anyone think he's ever caught a fish?

[ISmellLikeASexyGuy]

ain't this a fine howdy do?

[mhlpn]

Very funny, but I think this guy's sense of humor places him to ad lib some of the shenanigans. case in point 3:14, not a drop of blood....

[TheRaveClinic]

stupid sound effects

[FishingWithMJ]

keep presssing numbers 1-9 over and over again and u have urself a bill dance masterpiece

[Sosolidier]

press 8 over and over again :D

[SICKSxNINE]

dad gummit!

[azzuro79]

:Funny , misfortune man...want to fish with him, he's funny :)

[11753421]

this guy is gonna kill himself out of his own infinite retardation

[jajuut5]

@HeadBangBaller...ahhh, you missed the whole point. There is nothing better for you than a good, hard laugh. Maybe this isn't your brand of humor, but, from your judgmental post, it sounds like you haven't laughed in a long while, dad gummit.

[MultiBaldEagle]

A snake falls in my boat, I'm cussing. I get stung all over by wasps, i'm cussing! I get hit in the nuts by a crankbait....I'm cussing!

[RBMods1]

Ain't this a fine Howdy do, I just about died laughing. I think I spotted myself

[CrowBat77]

Lmao @ 5:25 that's the funniest shit I've seen! I have never even considered benign hit in the balls trying to break my line :)

[7barbs7]

3:35 when he breaks the mower off then wrestles with it made me laugh so hard

[flipsk8ter1080]

His staff are laughing at him to lol

[badheart42]

he might be funny but the man can fish and i learned a lot from watching his show i

thank the man for all the great stuff he can teach you

[Cooper24688]

This dude is so funny piss myself laughing

[HEADBANGBALLER]

What a jackass. Just a pure, southern redneck jackass. I am amazed he's still alive. And what's with "dagummit" or "gee whiz" bullshit? have some balls.

[cotant2010]

@HEADBANGBALLER

Just because he doesn't cuss doesn't mean he isn't funny. He has a little class.

[toweringmatt]

@HEADBANGBALLER not a redneck, you have no idea what you're talking about. and many would argue that it takes more balls not to swear

[ftw111]

Only a matter of time before Bill earns a Darwin Award. He needs a full suit of armor and a crash helmet

[floralou1]

So funny, my mascara is no more.

[kailomaboy1985]

569 likes and not one dislike!! This is the Real Deal!!!!!!

[maipful]

Who could be better than Bill Dance?

[malaspuzvicalnakrpa]

@legoman844 the most epic scream and scene ever.

[sherabaghera]

haha this man is a comical genius

[EvilSecondTwin]

LMAO!!! This, imo, is the best Bill Dance bloopers compilation.

[Gezoes]

Great stuff inspector ;-), you need a Kato.

[SagaBountys13]

francais salut une video qui nous as bien fait rigoles a+

[XKRDAN]

this guy is natural disaster lol but i love it!!!!!!

[Mabentuna]

10 people need to go fishing with Bill Dance! Bill you rock!!

[Darrrrvid]

He probably blames the staff lol.

[APHutch1]

I LOVE WATCHING HIM. Bill is my favorite!!

[reemprive]

Damn Bill Dance is such a funny guy. This made me laugh so hard it hurts.

[Drakedragon1315]

He's so persistent. Why won't this guy quit? It's like a real life tool time.

[motombocolombo]

@Drakedragon1315

or more like fool time.

in fact he is the most clumsy guy i´ve ever seen.

[AndriyMykolayovych]

dadgummit

[motombocolombo]

i like the self nose hooking @ 3:20 best +the scene where he tries to set the hook on one rod,while the other one is going over bord.

[motombocolombo]

@ 2:14

did he say "dad gomn it!" ???

[bayer1997]

My stomach hurts, his comments are as funny as his antics. The fighting trolling motor was the best

[1TheTisim]

This bloke is a true cockhead

[Jehuty989]

@1TheTisim HOW DARE YOU! HE IS A FUCKING HERO! lols

[OnePunch89]

Even if it's fake it's still funny as hell. Is this legit?

[ARFCguy]

Ain't that a fine howdy-do?

[rumin001]

"ive felt that fan" lol

[CAHF620818]

AMERICAN GUEY

[Kruxarn]

fake

[inbredagogo]

man this guy is accident prone

[archange156]

Alright, I live in Australia and I don't know about this guy. Did he have a serious show or was it meant to be funny? Because it seems like he stuffs up a lot haha!

[chrislilmomma05]

@archange156 No in the states he is a professional fisherman. But he has so much bad luck its unbelievable. I find it funny!

[archange156]

@chrislilmomma05 That's more than bad luck :P Thanks for the clarification buddy.

[chicchitammuottocifa]

i can't believe a guy like this actually exists...

[WhiteyRavensTH]

@chicchitammuottocifa or "still exists", shall we say :-D

[AlexanderBathory17]

4.44 epic

[franceee23]

@AlexanderBathory17 hahaha what the heck was dat

[xXoOSarahOoXx24]

mensch ist der bräsig:D:D:P

[SNESRadio]

Ernest goes fishing.

[daniaxan]

como tan pastel!! ahhahaahah no se cansa!!

[JIGGLEZIFICATION]

You sir, are the Webster definition of FAIL

[theraineman10]

The foot. The dick. The face. Does he have a fucking checklist of parts of his body that he's trying to pierce with these hooks?

[BradfromNewYork]

I this Angry Dad The Movie???

[BradfromNewYork]

This guy is a Genius!

Susie, Cancel my appointment with the magician!!!

[roxasora888]

PULL UP KENNEH

[woodzo40]

he is the Tim Allen of Fishing

[zachdMX721]

@woodzo40 hahhaha. omg i miss tim allen. lol

[ChrisBlak2008]

How can you fuck up that much?

[meyer5515]

Dance is the BEST !!!!!

[sarvis87]

This guy is a fine example of why fishing sucks!

[brandon11182]

Dang Gummet!!!!!!!!

[FetalMetalRicky82]

Bilion dollars in equipment and medical expenses.

[FILIPOPERA]

Es Lo más, Por Dios cuantas cañas de pescar perdió este hombre y el camarografo es un capo. Lo más, hacía tanto que no me reia asi con unos bloopers, que copado.

[SharkyAteYew]

who the hell puts a BOAT on the back of a pickup truck?

[441ninja]

this guy is fake he really has bad luck

[Brady0301]

@441ninja your a fucking idiot please kill yourself so you infest the rest of the gene pool with your ignorance

[441ninja]

@Brady0301 i'm just kidding this guys fucking funny

[MxDOUBLExU]

we got a battery ... splash :D

[QlaviousRex]

the real homer simpson

[ps3bots]

@QlaviousRex homer is not that bad

[QlaviousRex]

@ps3bots ofc not homer is a hero man. :)

[ispyaspy]

What is this? Is this for real?

Very funny stuff

[FAMILJEGUFF]

What's the thing with all the sound effects?

[mentalRCburnouts]

this guy cries himself to sleep .actauly some of these are pranks like the we r prepared stunt if you look close you can see someone pulling the boat way from bill

[AmongRavenousBeasts]

@mentalRCburnouts Yeah because they were pranking him lol. Just because they moved the boat doesn't mean Bill knew they were going to haha.

[holywarbirhtday]

this guy is funny I don't care who you are. lol

[malaspuzvicalnakrpa]

Man should find another hobby. Reading books seems harmless enough.

[Denny32SDL]

that guy is a joke...is he doing this for a living?

[Trey3212]

@Denny32SDL

lol.He has been doing the show for like 20 years +

[yourbudjerry]

He is about the most accident prone fisherman I've ever seen... I don't know if I'd want to go fishing with him or not...lol. I'd have dropped some stronger language than him for sure in any of these situations..

[Miamihrrcns2001]

Bill Dance disliked this 10 times.

[MJ4coheed]

hahaha 6:05 'Aint this a fine howdie do" hilarious.

[Squirrel1737]

If he was wearing a Kentucky hat instead of a Tennessee hat he would of had no problem at all!

[bassnager]

sound effects kill it

[KLONADO1]

this is real ,ican belive how dad can be...for him

[KLONADO1]

HE IS REAL HOMER SIMPSON

[jacoafca]

Hero Hero

[killenmedstil]

this is so good. i'd like to meet him.

[prodigy503]

his cap makes him unlucky

[edwardmanboy]

they had to ride away with there boat on there truck bed lmaooo

[lefterisdj]

Insp. Jacques Clouseau is alive !!!

[vtrpkcps]

DAG GUMMIT

[redsquirrelftw]

Man this guy is hilarious. He has like the worse lucky possible. I have trouble deciding if I think it's staged, or if it's really real.

[NateBuck93]

I seriously spilled all of this soup on me laughing so hard!

[Tot4ln00b]

this guy is so unlucky

the stuff they lost and destroyed during the show... :D

[cruzinator62989]

DAD GUMMIT!! Another great video!!! made my nose bleed again!!!!!

[flyingmonkeyninja13]

This is the stupidest Mofucka in the world. I feel so sorry for his family :'(

[TheFloppyDog1]

@flyingmonkeyninja13 wheres your since of humor?????????

[MrGeek1337]

dead gummit?

[bassfisherman1314]

FUNNIEST FREKIN THANG EVER!!!!LOL

[bassfisherman1314]

FUNNIEST FREKIN THANG EVER!!!!!! LOL

[Bassehaha]

Ahh,  what should America do without Bill dance

[Iceburgh76]

This guy is the definition of accident prone.

[chuffed100]

a disaster every day

[AmongRavenousBeasts]

THEY BLEEPED OUT, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT" hahahahahah

[howdyhowdyhelloo]

I like when he gets shit on by a bird and then looks up with his mouth open!!