Annoying Microsoft Paperclip

[Shocksword500]

You won't be laughing once you see this:

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[MrSuperTevez]

Poor paperclip. He was abused as a child its not his fault he turned out mentally disabled

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

Nobody likes the paperclip. :c

[VenomousSCII]

Iooks like your trying to right a letter

IM NOT!

Iooks like your trying to right a letter

NO!

Iooks like your trying to right a letter

FOR **** SAKE IM NOT RIGHTING EVEN A SINGLE ****ING LETTER

Iooks like your trying to right a letter

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[greyhoundgill]

I don't have the paperclip, I've got the robot

[CutieHoney13]

It looks like your trying to jack off, would you like some help? xD

[smexduck123]

Lol at 2:07 He punch him!

[AwesomeOposum]

use the transcribe audio feature!

"It looks like a child and i know i would you like seven hours"

"looks like china where you are"

"looks like a shining example of how would you like somehow"

"that looks like it's going to buy a ticket for the rights of the house of representatives"

"nudity that looks like it right"

"there are lots of money would you like some help?"

"trying to give you don't have much like the china right now and one would you like it"

[fighterpiolt1992]

i hate the paperclip!!

[xXComrade24Xx]

Im alright thank you fuck off.

[zeretex]

2:10 " I'm alright thank you, fuck off.. "

[ShadowAssassin887]

hahaah the high australian at the end

[ShadowAssassin887]

hahaah the high australian at the end

[723myself]

*credited to demetri Martin

[723myself]

"it looks like you're writing a ransom note, would you like some help? You should use stronger language, you could get more money!"

[Wokkabird]

Its kind of sad, but my comp is still old enough to have the clippy in my Word.

[Nentedo63]

ctrl + alt + delete = paperclip.exe dead

[Reann97]

HINT: dont tell them your a socialist XD

[TigerTaint]

wow, this guy is bombing hard.

[yawnbore]

Oh my god, I can't breathe!

Hint! Don't tell them you're a socialist xD!

[MokoziWorld]

Woman :

No Thank you , Fuck off...

[Twizzellove]

i liked it when that guy started punching him! EPIC LOL

[RayManzarekGod]

LOL.

[shakennotstirred17]

It looks like your trying to make a youtube video would you like some help?

[dim432]

oh go away you anoying paper clip thing

[ilife11]

It looks like you watched this in a stupid way.

Would you like some help.

[intenselikecamping1]

Hint! don't tell them you're a socialist XD

[laofuzi400]

why people don't like clipy i like it.

[coregazer]

Heh, that's funny. Nice video.

[7677890]

RIP clippy. we miss you.

[2Hot4You96]

That paperclip IS FUCKIN ANNOYING! And kinda creepy....

[MikeyHogarth]

I don't understand why the paperclip gets so much stick - if you don't like it, turn it off. If you can't figure out how to turn it off, something that is VERY simple to do, then you NEED the paperclip!

[Aranica]

But, even if you do hide the assistant, it can pop straight back up.

The only real way to get rid of him is install Office without the office assistants or delete the Microsoft Agent files in Microsoft Office's program folder.

[Mentorcase]

Just turn it off ,BASIC.

But then you can't complain about it.

[Aranica]

It can pop up randomly if you go into certain windows and do various shit.

[ProjectVRD]

@Mentorcase Its more satisfyting shooting that fucking paper clip. But, funny story here... kinda.... my work colleague had the paper clip come up when typing an email. t asked if he wanted help, he wrote in the field "get rid of the fucking paperclip"... it replied "Go here to turn off the assistant. Would you like some help?"

[Mentorcase]

You are dead right.

[zafada]

Ha, this was great!

[Blaxot]

HOLY SHIT 2:10!!

[lilGluva]

2:12 lol!!

[HurricaneL1Z4RD]

hahahahaha that one woman that says "Fuck off" Priceless.

[ReneeRoyalty]

LOL that guy punching him"death to microsoft"

[Muziasta]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[hein345]

Did Jackson die?

[ueberRegenbogen]

"Bad guy gets away with it despite those pesky kids." LMAO! (I so hated Scooby Doo for its lame, predictable plots.)

[ueberRegenbogen]

OMG! Is clippy really that bad? (I've thankfully been spared ever having MS-Office inflicted upon me.)

[fashnek]

Why is it that no one seems to understand the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE?

Is it really that hard?

[jonnysmpr]

your correct

[Junije1]

It looks like you're trying to piss off fashnek, would you like some help?

[avj00sder]

man the chaser rules

[valerie2409]

It looks like you are trying to make a joke, would you like some help?

[MLeyden91]

Even when you did ask the bastard for help it just came up with some useless nonsense that totaly stated the obvious.

Ahh, Microsoft.

[bradsoar]

this is one of the funniest videos i have ever watched!!!!

i am adding this to my favorites!

[JeffThunder]

fuck off

[mizzplayboy13]

lolage

[PacGuy765]

yay, clippy didn't die!

[potheadpenguin]

Aww, clippy didn't die

[fez1066]

it looks like your trying to watch a video would you like help?

hint sit back and releax

[idanpl]

It looks like you're trying to read the comments, would you like some help?

(hint, stare at a comment, and just read it)

[cj2312]

haha

"it looks like your trying to by a ticket would you like some help?"

"no fuck off!"

lol

[OUtsidethenine4eva]

that was awesome lmao

[Stinkcat]

What if they had said "yes?"

What would Mr. Microsoft do then? D:

[Stinkcat]

Nevermind.

Had to type that halfway through due to dial-up.

[annamaeblythe]

I remember trying to use youtube while on dial up :|

[lmull3]

that is fucking hilarious xDDDDDD

[nottobeoutdone]

XD I love clippy, the poor misunderstood guy.

I almost always click and close him but he can be handy and sometimes a bit annoying. This one should have had a "click away" button on him :)

[brackenjo]

i love clippy. i still use him till now.lol

[CocktaSi]

hahahah pure microsoft :D

[djfiftykent07]

shit...

thats the copy of the english one...

was out yearsa ago man!

[dwarfer777]

"im fine thank you fuck off!" LOL!!

[Mindraker1]

I'm surprised he didn't get punched in the face.

[dropkicksocialdfan]

DONT TELL THEM YOUR A SOCIALIST

[crystalswords]

The paperclip - one of the worst inventions in cyber-history!

[bedeone]

The infamous sodding paperclip ... You can turn it off in the 'secret word dialog box' you know. Google it =D

[meh555678]

is that chas from the chasers?

[chuvvv]

Sure is! That was a clip (no pun intended) from CNNNN, or Chaser NoN-stop News Network. You can see Craig Reucassel as well, introducing at the start.

[Roryrocky]

It looks like your trying to make me go away would you like some help?

rightclick on me and press hide

[sunshinehighway6]

LOL! I love the twirl thing he does

[ddrmaxman]

so flippin funny i hate that annoying paperclip thing

[dnnwhh12]

LOL

'It looks like you're trying to buy a ticket! Would you like some help?'

'No, I'm fine, f*ck off'

[Quillaya]

That was amazingly funny.

[JBrown0331]

The paperclip thing is hilarious, but don't forget to read the scrolling news at the bottom of the screen! *hint* it's not really news!

[SeenieWeenie]

Lol that lady * fuck off* lol

[PatrickTheHattrick92]

That guys lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. lol. that was awesome.

Hint! Don't tell them your a Socialist!

It looks like your trying to relax and unwind! Would you like some help?

[protruth64]

LMAO "looks like your trying to spread propaganda, would you like some help?"

[gothbeatleyoskull]

XDD

[Jnelson09]

Hint: the jackass who posted that chain letter has been kicked off.

[messedupdotnet]

This was truly hilarious. Good job on the vid.

[Besherek]

Ahhh, Chas is such a classic!

[asianpyro314]

Hilarious. I loved it when the lady told him to f*ck off!!

[Stewpants]

that takes me back...fucking paper clip!

[Animalover878]

If this guy annoyed me like that Id beat the crap out of him lol

[SuperUberChimp]

haha the women at 2:12 had the righy idea

[Helenx0x0]

LMAO!!

[Maztrim]

"Hint! Don't tell them you're a socialist." HAHAHAHAHAHA

[geagon]

You guys rule... f-bomb yeah!

[PRocker267]

the only guy who got the joke started beating him up lol

[FlithySanchez]

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