Cookie Monster

[NikkiPreciousKiTTy]

NO, NO, NO, NO!!!

I refuse to be healthy

:3

[TimothyMably]

2008? I just heard a rumor yesterday....

[daboodeef179]

Doesn't Oscar live in a Recycling Bin? When I have kids, I am going to watch the ORIGINAL seasame street with them.

I'm not going to have my kid be apart of the Al Gore/Government Environmental (Hitler) youth.

[twilightfan0fedward]

FUCK YOU VEGGIE MONSTER!!!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!

[FoCk101]

You're sexy, enough said.

[The2010locas]

this bitch is totaly right. BRING TH ECOOKIE MONSTER BAK BITCHES!!!!!!

>:(

[plokmijn47]

No no, they have it all wrong. What they need is cookie monster to start smokin Crank, because addicts are HELLA fuckin skinny.

[Zoras88]

don't. blame. the. cookie.

[sonic19951]

Its all the parents fault!!!!!!!!

Not cookie monster!!!!!

Anyone who disagrees deserves to be b**ch slapped!!!!

[jimihendrixgirl]

that was AWESOME. *subscribes*

[Saiyanzaku]

im subscribing cuz u said woot lol

[imananimorph]

I so agree. It is all the parent's fault. That parent could say no any time and let that kid throw his or her fit. Trust me, we all were kids and threw fits. We slowly got over it though. Any parent that gives into their kids because they are throwing a fit is not teaching their kids correctly.

If moon was cookie me think me would be happiest monster you've ever seen.

Keep cookie monster the same.

[wendym1234]

Oh yeah! I heard about this rumor and am so glad my fav childhood muppet hasn't had a name change! C is for cookie and that's good enough for me! Yummm, yumm!

[rodiddy2]

wow, i like you, you tell it like it is, you got my subscripton

[yowazup213]

yay cookies

[dollfayce91]

YES! Somebody with some common sense. People REALLY need to start taking responsiblities for thier actions especially parents.

[MySexyPandaBear]

i am in love with the cookie monster and actually it was obama's wife who made the change

[hellhound9666]

why do guys always have to get bitch slapped no feeeeeerrr

[killers12131]

SUBSCRIBED!

[red244]

Lol this is 100% true.

[TheHated34]

LMAO Nice....

[SWiMPLAYER]

ditto sooo true...just subscribed

[domogirl1097]

u dont need to be talking cookie monster is bad to the bone and he is bader then u because u think ur bad because cookie monster is awesome as elmo:0oh and ur promblem of bein fat is is a sloution i can solve...u probly had surjury!So dont be disin on my cookie monster... in second thaught ur not dissing ur downin so dont think ur bad and hot cuzz U ARE SO NOT ... and thats everyones opinion nnot just mine.

[Hailbreather]

C is for Cookie. That's good enough for me :)

[supersimpsonsfan100]

this is so true that so many fat people blame the media or food merchandises for being overweight when the truth is they need to be told STOP EATING SO F@%$&^* MUCH!!!!!!

[george77772moons]

As if sesame street wasn't bad enough, they just destroyed any chance for it to have a soul! Fuck all of the retard parents (whom I hope have a carrot shoved up each of their asses)!

[kezzkezzkezz3]

yeah boi

[joshmcc36313]

you know parents like this and political figures pointing the finger at everyone else but themselves are the reason why within the next 20 years we will all be eating rice and speaking chinese while under them damn dirty commies

[Silverterror]

Stupid parents.

[goldentailsXD]

parents blame other people so they dont get in trouble

[LampSalts]

parents are not supposed to be friends they can be but when it comes to the time they have to act as parents and say "no" but one thing is for sure and its more simple than 2+2, is cookie+monster=cookie monster, Veggie+monster=WTF

[Xssam11]

"Remenber the Cookie monster, to hell with Liberals!"

[materpokey976]

cookie monster does not make kid get fat!!!!

[guitarwizard85]

Cookie Monster DOES NOT make kids fat! Stupid-ass loser parents who give their kids whatever they want because they don't want to feel bad about themselves do.

[MrBoffom]

there are 3 things that are sure in life

1 death

2 taxes

3 C is for Cookie

and thats good enough for me

[monee71]

lol!! ijust saw tht video!!

[9asexton]

hell yah i love the cookie monteer trust meeeeeeee hes amazing

[PanicChick09]

no u guys are dumb his name has changed look it up. and!!!!!! the whole show has

[FunkyPajamaMan]

really! what is thw show called now!

[PanicChick09]

its still the same but burt and ernie (who were thought to be homosexual) came out and said they were brothers and the cookie monster is now green and only likes veggies oh and ya know snuffleufigus or whatever well big bird was only able to see him and now EVERYONE can they ruined it hah

[sodakid1919]

lol the parents blame a cookie loving puppet for making their kid fat when there s a clown screaming at them to eat more mcdonalds

[sk0llskilz]

The Cookie Monster controversy is all about being politically correct, People think they can change the world by making a T.V. show That was on when my mom was a kid different, its a choice, if you feed you kids 100 cookies an hour, your the reason their fat, not the cookie monster, yeah, kids want somthing sweet all the time, doesnt mean you have to give em it?

[dontfuqwitme1]

your ugly

[baboonsofsteel43]

Ive got a problem with cookie monster. That Son of a bitch raped me...

[Xangie27]

i dead miss Dhaa old cookie.

[Chi7es]

watch?v=WY8jr_qdQLs

This video is charming, but it feeds a very untrue rumor. Cookie Monster has already addressed this you tools. He is still the cookie monster.

[STGHUDGENZ]

hahaha i miss the old cookie Monster that i luved at age 5!!!! =[ Well i think i was 5,....

[Puppaydog]

yah same here!!! cookie monster was da BOMB!

[insaneforstuff254]

FINALLY!!

Common sense on the internet!

<X'D Crying tears of joy

[xxCLOUDNGUYENxx]

I want a hug!

[hcb23765]

Thank you! Finally someone that understands!

[Texan102]

Motha #$%in' cookies! I love you! /subscribe!

[BlueFlashKnight]

Rock on! Serisouly you can eat veggies in any shape or form throughout your lifetime, but cookies can only truly be enjoyed by young(er) people who stil have their teeth as well as a sweet tooth.

[MrOddballproductions]

hear tht? thts the sound of me subscibing

[Spawnfreak]

Seriously! Parents, stop caving in when your kids whine about wanting to go to McDonald's! And Sesame Street, let Cookie Monster be Cookie Monster!

[CthulhuianBunny]

Amen to that sista!

You think since his diet is changing they would've changed his name. They never would've caved if Henson was still alive.

Every person that is blaming other things for their children's Obicity needs to come see me without my shirt on, you can see my ribs and I was born knowing who Cookie Monster was and going to McDonald's.

[maxim2266]

was rosie o donnell silly.

[Itzmeagain411]

Yah parents are all like the cookies are making our kids fat but it's not. your right about McDonalds they have way more calories than a few cookies!!!!

[zker666]

BITCHSLAP

[kornrules6798]

Lets go eat some mother fuckin' chocolate chip cookies xD

[1child1death]

i love cookie monster!!

[qerrtre]

seriously why is there only a handful of people like her that understand that you cant blame everything on tv music and video games

[smilicia97]

VERY True

[incuvano]

man that chicks hot

[TwoBoysWithAlotaToys]

U should get bitched slapped. NA JUST KIDDING, u r right though, obese people blaming their problems on the media.

[Fiercedeity02]

Your my hero

[zizumia]

Thank you! yes!!!!! someone understands! Cookie monster didn't do nothing wrong! blame the parents. plus kids have been eating cookies even before cookie monster was around so why blame him? Liberal media I tell you

[jimbobmcfred]

Jessa, I want to falcon punch you

[xxcrazypaigexx]

lmao sooo true!!!!

i love cookie monster <33

[sk8terfreak100]

a very good point!

[karrii183]

no! D:

[MrAnderson97531]

arrgh what has the world come to? the cookie monster rocks! stop blaming puppets, when all you have to do is look in the mirror !

[zizumia]

bullsh*t

[MonarchofHell]

FTW!

[8TeamEdward8]

i totally agree with you

[stratman687]

total agreement here!

[Rawrzellers]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!

Omg thank you!!!!!!!

Shit people make their own choices even if he was fucking green and WAS called the veggie monster kids would still eat fucking cookies!

[Dorito95]

it's like this:

"Ugh. I ate too many cookies and i'm overweight now. *get's idea* AFTER THE COOKIE MONSTER! DUh dUh DUh duh!"

[Dorito95]

NO! They should have NEVER changed him to the Vegetable Monster! Monsters are bad, therefore they do bad things like eating too many cookies! HENCE the Cookie MONSTER!!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO? TV shouldn't be responsible for children's health. that's the parent's job. GO COOKIES!

[carlson3976]

HAHA!! "lets go eat some mother fuckin' chocolate cookies!"

[ivannattor]

this bitch is hot

[Miname709]

its sad that u gotta blame ur obesity on a fake puppet character who only did what the script said...not his fault..ITS YOURS FAT ASSES!

[impeterator]

people ALWAYs blame other people

great video though

[behindthedrum10]

you should be a newscast person =D

[MavrickHunterBrock]

EEEEEE!!!! BIG HUGS FOR COOKIE MONSTER!!!! lol

[xCottonSwabx]

nice vid I subscribed

[sano2000]

You guys are pervs! That's not how you comment on a beautiful lady's videos!

[ultimatexpka]

make a vid of yourself naked then ill subscribe XD. im sorry im high on master kush beachooooooooeoa wooooo rofl fkin great shit

[dustin10101]

you got my subscription.

[bitchslappedtv]

sounds good thanks!

[TheDreReichDude]

@dustin10101 yeah, mine too, you sweet fine thing!

[MushyCats]

so his name wasn't changed? o.o

good.

[puddingKNIFE]

hes been eating cookies for 30 years and hes not fat!!!!!!

[Innergoth333]

I know...

but I caught on that he didn't actually swallow them when I was young :)

[clubpenguinmanyak]

um ok...

[joevalu]

i want to have vaginal sex with her ha

[vampirealdys]

cookie monster is the BOMB! and she's right! It's like blaming joe camel for making people get lung cancer

[awesomecoolguy2]

i want to have vaginal sex with her ha

p.s with the new audio preview that sounded funny......

[BlackJew1992]

fuk yo ho ass!

[alexthepure]

"Stop going to McDonalds"

I like that phrase ^ ^

[OMGcrackerhead]

Haha I liked this video.

It made me laugh.

[lilcoco77007]

I like that!

[bitchslappedtv]

Woot! Subscribe and send us some suggestions!

[disneysongtape]

How about a video that states bert and ernie are NOT gay.

[USDuNkIN76]

i want her cookies

[Gladiator760]

Hell yeah

[Jorgo12345678910]

FUCK OFF COOKIE MONSTER FTW

[racl101]

I'd eat some cookies with her naked!

[pokefan098]

Nice.

[animeandy2153]

way to go and give a bitch slap to the parents :D

[bitchslappedtv]

some people deserve it

[Grunide]

Lets go eat some cookies!

[raindroplet724]

AWESOME!

[TheRealToothbrush]

'Lets go eat some motherfuckin cookies' Lmao..

[camerasmart]

she's hot

[bananablowout]

The cookie monster never made me obese, but the grouch did heavily influence me to become a crust punk

[bitchslappedtv]

I like to think that he was like Wilson on Home Improvement, hidden by random trash but infinitely wise. Capable of being a great world leader if he would only just clean up his act.

[chii222888555]

OMG YESSSS

[ogdroadsong]

what about that bastard the Count and the huge upsurge in cases of OCD?

[bitchslappedtv]

i'll look into that

[Christinaxgreen8]

Omg it was so funny yet so true, like how people want to sue mcdonald's because their fat, its called dont put three big macs in you mouth in one sitting, ughhhhhh it makes me mad!!

[theevilares]

Have you seen the Family Guy episode with the Cookie Monster addicted to cookies?

[iloveazamat]

haha.

im not talking to cookie monster until gets out of rehab

[tethnicboltzz]

lol LOl

ps. luv ur hair ^_^

[Arimmus]

Hellz yeah, Like I heart you and the ranting, The fact you actually said, Parents you get the biggest bitchslap of all made my heart sink! Because it is the parents fault that their children are overweight, because until a child gets there own place and own job, well they cant go about about buying food now can they?

[AninhaNinah]

i got an M&Ms monster :P

[Dirrtysouth1]

You got bleeped. Bitchslap censors.

[codyruba1918duh]

omg lol