The Shortbread Experiment

[hebetrolling]

i guess 510000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000000

[KittyRika]

haha, shortbread biscuits are lovely indeed <3 but I don't know how I'd feel about them after stuffing half a dozen inside my mouth, really... x3

[BlenderHelixAlpha]

Oliver Newport, i challenge you to play guitar hero with your toes (any difficulty) whilst eating oatmeal UPSIDE DOWN.

[alanjakobpaulo]

I guess 12

[johnblack627]

I think of a hot country biscuit when I think biscuit. How does shortbread qualify as a biscuit? Calling shortbread a biscuit is simply criminal.

[OliverNewport]

@johnblack627 Well, maybe you do.

I sure did make that mistake when I first went into a restaurant in America and wondered why they were putting biscuits with steak and the like.

Shortbreads are kinda' biscuits... ish. They taste like them anyway.

[BillieAMackay]

and u gt 7 hahah XD xxx

[BillieAMackay]

4 -5 ( connor and hugh)

8 ...me

:) xxx

[sweethot56]

mmm hot chocolate AND shortbread!!! delish combo. :)

[mikejeffery123]

;) good music choice at the end

[OliverNewport]

Indeed, not exactly a long excert but it was nice to give the ending some more texture than just silence.

Hello Mike, I remember you from Chichester college when I met you and bumbled about like an idiot. xD

[EmoCappuchino]

WOO TESCO VALUE!!

[OliverNewport]

@EmoCappuchino WHO DOESN'T LOVE IT! :P

[XoXfUnNyXoXbUnNy]

see how many chcolate buttons you can stick on your face in 1 minuet

[jackeyramone]

6, one off haha brilliant!

[JasperWHCullens1fan]

how come noones tried it yet?!!! someone needs to post a video responce, i will if no one else does damn it!!! i just baought some shortbreads anyways =]

[harryl1992]

big Charlie Brooker influence?

[chaosninja57926]

i dont like coffee or tea either. but im not an englishman either.

i find that i enjoy listening to you talk.

have a nice day =)

[aliceKate94]

9p for tescos own shortbread? im soo getting some!

[mercutio156]

... Bravo Newport ...

[OoChrisTubeoO]

I loveee your accent. You're so funny. Ha ha. Love the video. Lol, hope you enjoyed he shortbread.

I think 9.

[Evanesyne]

I love those shortbread. =D But...just one of them contains 10% of the saturates you're supposed to have in one day. (I just read it off the packet.) I'm going to be so fat...my mum keeps buying them.

[CHRISonyourFACE]

oh, oh, oh! you should see how fast you can eat something. like umm idk cake a whole cake. or.... a tin of cold beans (ew) or chillis! <3

[CHRISonyourFACE]

9p BISCUITS?

WTF

::RUNS TO TESCO:: ^^

<3

[LemondropSoldier]

Excellent! I'm subscribed!! :)

[tylerdurden4495]

Very well done. Great music, excellent editing and endearing.

[CaptainWilhelm]

you have an awesome taste in music and you're on 8bc!!!!!!! whats your username?

[OliverNewport]

I am on 8bitcollective, however I use it more as a resource. For example the 8-bit track I used at the end of this film was from someone I met at a college open evening.

My username is, OllyNewport.

[admckenzie22]

I was going to say 10, but 7 is good too :]

and I actually really like coffee

and I rather hate the smell and taste of hot chocolate xD

[BaybeeDee101]

HAHAHA! Totaly right! we british love our short bread! And i know what he meansevery summer holiday you promise to ureself your going to do something eventful, but you just end up stuffing your face and sitting at home watching cash in the attic or something cause you cant be bothered to find the remote and change the channel :D

[OliverNewport]

@bbaybeedee101 Exactly. This week I promised myself that I would go outside and get my bike fixed... still not fixed, and I really need it for Mondays school commute.

EPIC FAIL, for me. Still it's all worth while, this video is the #96 most viewed comedy video in Russia. So my life is complete. xD

[kirstjade]

LOLOL

biscuit jenga :']

<3

[djmarkcotter]

ok if a box of biscuits are 9 pence thats like $.15 usd. pounds might be worth more but you couldnt buy a box of anything for 15 cents over in america...

[ClaudiaHasToSeeTexas]

Really cheap biscuits though, Tesco Value! :D

[vertigoII]

lol You have too much time on your hands... that was funny. Nice work on the video.

[FantomeCompte]

OH MA GAWD! I guessed like 4 but 7?!

i wonder what other large objects or edibles you can fit in there xD lol

[ClaudiaHasToSeeTexas]

Thanks for ruining it! :(

[rachelssunshinecafe]

well i did think six, so i was pretty close :)

[RockerRhys6666]

Olly fit a whole pack in your mouth

Its Rhys

[deliciouscake101]

Kettle-cooked isn't a bad idea either. Just try to use crisps that are all in the general-size range, because I don't think the thickness variates that much.

[grothita]

Great!, now for your next video place 12 Mcvitties Chocolate Digestive's in your mouth, blindfolded, with your hand's tied behind your back with only your face dipping into a bowl filled with the digestive's

go.

[PertweeFan]

Enjoyed that!

[deliciouscake101]

How about seeing how many crisps you can shove in your gob? That'd make for a grand video :D

[OliverNewport]

That could be a good idea! Hmm, depends on the crisp, because I think they may all end up breaking.

If it was a hard-nose military potato chips like Kettles, then perhaps.

[Domomachine]

Those look so good.

[LukeBrownUK]

You're video style reminds me of Charlie Brooker a bit. Awesome video :)

[mattiryan]

You're special, aren't ya Olly ;D

[Thisisace]

As in "special needs" ? ;-P

[Thisisace]

For a bit there, I was worried we'd be writing your epitaph:

"Oliver Newport RIP. Died of suffocation, with his mouth full of shortbread biscuits."

;-P

[OliverNewport]

I did too. They really hurt the sides of my mouth, it was like I had been laughing for ages but without the funny.

[iusefizzylogic]

Your delivery is amazing.

[hexachordal]

SIX. I'm gonna say SIX.

[OliverNewport]

OMG It's sexy Tom Milsom, fancy seeing you here. xD <33333

[hexachordal]

why hello! I've taken time out of my busy day being SEXY to stop by and tell you you're doing a GREAT JOB, KID. <333333

[wittyian]

9 me thinks

[mickeleh]

6 biscuits

[mickeleh]

I had a followup underway... seems I got distracted before clicking "Post." I wanted to congratulate you on beating my estimate... even at the cost of looking like some mutant offspring of Mick Jagger, Steve Tyler and the grill of the new Buicks.

[SkyBlueUnicorn]

3 :P

[xxmissemixx]

Nice one Olly...however i haven't looked at shortbread in the same way after watching this :O ;)

<3 xxx

[amistrymister]

good olly loves his 9p biscuits

[hathi444]

"[Tea is] just hot water really, with a kind of flavour."

I've been saying this to English people for years to their constant disdain and mockery. It's about time to hear an Englishman with some sense admit it. Score! <333

[MidgetJack]

7 I reckon :)

[OliverNewport]

You're the only commenter to get it correct. Have a biscui--...actually rather you didn't.

They're a bit manky. :P

[poweredGerbil]

I really want some shortbread now...

..hmm only 9p...

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[CraazyKate]

5 shortbreads maybe? haha