[HD] Russell Peters' talk show in San Francisco (with subtitles 双语字幕) Part 1

[zimmyzimgir2]

The subtitles are complete shit, you should have got a native english speaker to do it.

[xDxWolfx]

the bitch laughing ruined it

[jahboogieman]

hahaha! i love when he said, "Putang ina hurry!"

[Stanley10scorpion]

wtf at 06;26 ?:S u wrote that wrong in subtitle lol, he said "look at them yelling their last name" NOT "i got "Meela" in my last name lmfao wtf , fix it

[DIAKOURSHEET]

the laugh is fkin pissin me up

and i think its fake

[MrRockismypassion]

omg that bitch in the background is pissing me off!! shut up!

[VViP30U7]

These subtitles are really bad

[CJSTREETLIFE]

Y THE FUK DO THEY HAV ENGLISH SUBTITLES ON A ENGLISH VIDEO.........;)

[TheTrieutran]

@CJSTREETLIFE For people who can't catch up with what he said. Not all English speakers watch this vid you know.

[CJSTREETLIFE]

@TheTrieutran dude u seriously got a gud point...

[nico39anelka]

ho can hear that lady shes gna die from laughter hahahah

[Akiithebest]

I have this on dvd, and his new one. RUSSELL IS THE MAN!

[rexelliz]

Russell - that's right educate them! Asia is a huge continent, which includes the Chinese, the Malays and the Arabs (hope I didn't miss out anybody) :)

[Lancewilson1000]

filipino: I hope this bumabay(onion) hurries up with the show pls. Butang nah na!(put it down!) hurry!

[avn33]

@Lancewilson1000 what? not even close.

"i hope this bumbai (in essence a racist word which describes almost all Brown races (such as punjabi, sikh, etc.) hurry up with the show please. putang ina (directly translated it means 'your mother is a hore' but commonly used as 'son of a B****') hurry."

[Lancewilson1000]

@avn33 I meant what it sounded like in filipino

[RyanUybengkee]

6:22 its not "meela" in my last name..it's "look at them yelling out their last name"

[MrPaperCom]

"Hey dude, the show's up here ok?" LOL

[obbyb1]

Hahahahhaha pause at 09:13 and look at the subtitles!

[TheJubin100]

thumbs up if you were reading the subtitles even though you don't speak that language

[MrLOGANMAN22]

@TheJubin100 fail. try to come up with your own attempt at getting a top comment, loser. or try getting a life.

[sundeath23]

He comes from Terana

[sundeath23]

Guys, i DO NOT have meela in my last name.

Thanks

[nellie2581]

The hair removal thing is true

[nellie2581]

Nice music

[stopbotting]

upload the rest please!!

[myemotions]

what does meela mean?

[TonyBby]

@myemotions it means a concert/festival

[roremorgan]

when he says yelling out there last name , subtitles say , i got meela in my name ? lol

[kulongshen]

@roremorgan

The subtitles are not 100% accurate, but still, appreciate the effort, it's the only subbed version in YouTube afaik :/

[indsaugeo]

i hate him so much but his jokes are almost right !

[olsob14]

do you know how to spell?

[raywiliamjohnsonsdad]

Russell peters = most overrated stand up comedian EVER!

[ZanSuabara96]

@raywiliamjohnsonsdad Not to mention the AWESOMEST STAND UP COMEDIAN EVER.

[ZanSuabara96]

"HALLOW , YEW MODDERFAACCKUR!" LOL

[CCTSPORTES]

4:10

SHUT THAT BITCH UP!

[YouTunes4You]

omggggg i hate it when people bleach.. like wtf! its not guna go invisible lol

[TheWayshowerTube]

Check out 6:23 the guy who was making the subtitles was making jokes of russel peters. hahahahaha.

[thehheagle]

And the subtitles are shit.

[GregPotter24]

I got "Meela" in my last name? Where the flying fuck did that come from...

[ZanSuabara96]

@GregPotter24 It's actually "Look at all the Chinese people,Yelling out their last names" or something like that.

[chrisazarian]

My insult to people is "porn sack" I dont know why, but I call people a porn sack when I insult them. I am an Armenian that was born here, in America. Sounds funny though

[XzTS]

It's not "Don't say nothing big!" it's "Don't say nothing bad!"

[TheSabster1000]

that annoying women laughing in the background.... GOD DAYUM !! :L:L:L:L

[hongminhduc]

Toi la nguoi Viet nam

translation

I'm fucking Vietnamese you Fucking blow-job :)))

[777extravaganza]

Oye, it's "Toronto" not "Terana" ! :-D

[highclassofawsome120]

LOL! 8:29 LMFAO!!!

[highclassofawsome120]

LOL! 3:29 LMFAO!!!

[94981745]

"These are professional stuff drivers" LOL man

[94981745]

Who ever wrote these subtitles needs to work on their English cos many times whats written is not the same as what Russell is saying.

[sstvnn1]

10 dislikes... what?? this must have been the hairy girl indians. hehehe... :)

[lucasnooker]

the subtitles are wrong at 6:20 it should be.... i got them yelling out there last name.... caus all of the asians are saying WOO!! LOL

[stevekerr0221]

Hey! DON'T LIE,THAT's A FORK FUCK LIE !!........you fucking blow-job.hahaha

[kicken5]

well i got "Meela" in my last name ^^

[BIZKIT551]

Where the hell is Terana 9:10 ??? Looks like somebody needs to learn english and understand it.

[abbba2]

360p is HD ?

[thachthewandererable]

@abbba2 lol.

[nikkiiiitaaaaaa]

@abbba2 hahahhahahhahahahaha i got the same question

[oulie1503]

you gotta get part 4 and 5 working....

[TashieMS]

The english subtitles have TERRIBLE grammar, half the words aren't even correct XD

[iMakeBeats808]

BTW PHO IS PRONOUNCED "FAW" LOL. LOVE RUSSELL LOL!

[N0Crrap]

what is HD about this?

[Suley52]

HAHAA THAT GIRL CRACKING UP IN THE BACKROUND

[ADLSTODEO]

@Suley52 hhahhah i know

[ecclesiastes32]

part indian and part chinese = asian; no, cross-breed

[ghosterdude]

the chinese have joined the internet.

welcome to a new era of free information.

the russians have been wearing the cross for too long.

[cambawatte]

dont make fun outta buddha.........!!!!!!!!!

[lucasm191]

buddha put down the drink, come here xD

[natkinnat]

shlang is a Russian word meaning "hose". I think that a dick can be easily nicknamed that way

[arpitg]

love the music at the beginning



[AyinMaiden]

LOL he is so right on so many things! xD

Esp the whole perspective of Asians=Chinese.

I'm part Chinese & part Indian... = Asian!

Btw the subtitles are pretty hilarious too :D

[dennisrayso]

11:36 its "dont say nothing BAD" not big

[Band1tACE]

thumbs up if you read the subtitles even tho u can speak english

[ADLSTODEO]

@Band1tACE 

[iamsupnoob]

@hoku51 its just like asking why is there eng subs for eng drama dvds.

[kulmarguy]

I hate it when theres subtitles cus i keep looking at them

[lolita4869]

"Buddha, put down the drink" HAHAHA XD

[jennasaurrus]

This translator should be fired.

They obviously don't understand Engrish.

[muaythai4ko]

@jennasaurrus Why don't you up w/ your video and translate it for all of us to enjoy then....

[JoshBringsMusic]

lol its not terana its toronto lol dats translator must be deaf XD

[PsnGamer4Life7]

kool im indian

[May16Joe]

6:25 correction "look at em yelling at their last names, so proud, thats cool" because all the people were screaming "woo" lol

[melissababyg]

One "schlort" accidently hit the dislike button xD

[ravenhousegaming]

One disliker? YOU FUCKING BLOW-JOB!

[uatch]

youtube banned in china how can they see this :) a proxy

[QB2581]

there is a chick in the audience that has a hilarious laugh!!!

[RimoltFreeGuy]

The subs are f.c.ed......Its Toronto...Nt Terana!!

[RimoltFreeGuy]

Hey Dont't Lie...thats a Pho Phuc Lie!!!! Amazing comedy haha!!

[RimoltFreeGuy]

Why does his jokes have to be fucked up whilst funny?? Propagates mixed feelings man...

[dim2thesum]

You people act like English is universal and it's that easy to learn, please have some respect for other cultures.

[ChnCultureExchange]

@dim2thesum Thanks for your comment.

[HinduWonder770]

@ChnCultureExchange im learning mandarin thx for the subtitles :)

[nave111]

@dim2thesum Yes, Currently English is the "Universal Language" of the Twenty-first century...

No, It's not easy for everyone to learn.

Yes,Some people (Not all of them...) DO respect other cultures (More precisely, other languages...).

[Bennyson10]

@dim2thesum

If we did we would've had 300 hundred or more languages well.

[CGJUGO80]

@dim2thesum for real man true words..imagine how hard English can be to learn for others..words like "read" "read" and "red"...retarded language lol

[musicpqwer345]

@dim2thesum well ur full of shit

[resrierin0857]

@dim2thesum well its true, there is abc when chinese u dont know how many slashes or whatever ur gonna have, but English grammar is hard

[visitnajr]

@dim2thesum fobs

[Idontgiveashytt]

@dim2thesum shut the fuck up

[sprasher]

Whoever did the English subtitles is a retard.

[ValetinoLovebird]

@sprasher well host, at least dont make into broken english :(

[jsmith53020]

@sprasher so what mate.it's a shit language anyway..

[GARLlCjr]

@sprasher

no... it's actually a great idea...

this way deaf people can enjoy the video as well

[hoku51]

Why are there English subtitles for a show that's in English?

[ChnCultureExchange]

@hoku51 Hehe.. For the people whose english is not well.

[elieltanr]

@ChnCultureExchange then again, i guess the person who didnt the subtitles isnt very gd at english too.

[CGJUGO80]

@hoku51 you don't see the other subtitles...?

[leehianloong]

@hoku51 for deaf people who can't hear what the fuck is he talking about, so english is better and understand what he saying ya man

[spore637]

@hoku51 For non-English speakers like me to train their listening skills.

[wanahfong]

@hoku51 for the vietnamese :)

[LieT0]

@hoku51 and for deaf people ;)



[aminimaleffort]

@hoku51 it is for deaf people you ignorant asshole.