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  • What the hell did I just watch?

  • And knowing is half the battle. LOL

  • mAVRICK LOL

  • Obama says,"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

  • The only book these fellers read was "How To Make Yer own Moon Shine Corn Whiskey".

  • This show is like a good trip, except I can read the writing

  • Love the old school Reading Rainbow :)))

  • HAHAHAHAHA!! love it

  • whos nailing Palin?

  • wasn't Bill Clinton a democrat? He was a pretty good president

  • @Esekker My stocks and money market funds did very well when Clinton was in office but if you remember, he had a Republican Congress. I will still take Bill over B.O. any day. Bring back BILL!!! or better yet, REAGAN!! Oh wait, Cant do that?? Bring back BILL!!! lol

    Have a little fun guys. It can't last forever. Can it???

  • another funny vid guys. lol

  • Jeez Jackie, ya gotta keep that thing in your pants

  • they can read?

  • Glad to see you guys made something funny again, it's been a while. Keep it going!

  • Lol if you've noticed, both supporters on this video were hillbillies lmfao. Fuck my life if 2012 expection will be based on the minds of dumbasses like these. btw im Half white so don't call me racist.

  • Use the pages of the book as toilet papers.

  • I wouldn't read Sarah Palin's book if she paid me $100, got on her knees and licked my liberal nutsack.

    There's a whole grass roots industry springing up pointing out the total bullshit and made up crap that the book contains, and she didn't even write the fucker.

    All you Republican Christian nutjobs, please run her for President in 2012. The Democratic Party would thank you kindly for it.

  • dude, you just said 2012......on the internet.

  • Uh, no there's not. AP had a team fact-check the book, and they really didn't find much.

    And if it's such a problem that she didn't write it, why weren't you up in arms when you found out 0bama didn't write his own books, fill out his own surveys, or even read them, for that matter?

  • And let's not forget the real kicker...that the government can't seem to do anything right, but apparently create broad sweeping conspiracies that require thousands of peoples silence and billions of dollars magically disappearing and that only SaRush PalinBeckbaugh has the clarity to see it and speak truth to power...

  • Funny, you're criticizing an amalgamation of people for pretty much what the left was doing when Bush was in power. Not quite the same, I guess, since Bush never spent so much so fast.

  • Bush just liked to kill people & make his friends rich. The "left" is imperfect, but I am glad they are there. Congrats on Sanford getting off, btw.

  • Bush didn't kill anyone, and actually the past few years clean Texan crude has been selling lower than dirtier oil from the middle east.

  • then it is true about the free-market; life/liberty means nothing but for corporate officers of corrupt orginizations seeking to enrich their pockets while people die. Congratulations on joining an unjust cause; blood was spilled and good people have died. Rot in Hell.

  • I don't know where you got that out of anything I said. Actually, it's quite the opposite, that those supposedly corrupt officers are making less than they could be now.

  • ???? The bailout bill was put together by Bush. Obama just approved it. Bush was about as fiscally conservative as Caligula.

  • Not quite. If you don't remember, there was a major Democratic Majority that put together the porkulus bill.

    Now, just because deficit spending went a little higher than it had ever gone when Bush was in office really doesn't mean that it's fine and dandy when 0bama goes and spends three times as much. Not that I think Bush's spending was a good thing, I don't, but it takes something special to criticize someone for spending too much, then praising someone for then spending far more.

  • I would eat Sarah Palin between two slices of bread !

  • I like the part where Palin quits her job as governor, cuz she doesn't know shit about policy (and she's a joke, as David Brooks so aptly noted), so it's good that she isn't in a position of political power.

  • i like the book what i dont get is if palin is a joke why do people keep makeing fun of her

  • That makes no sense. Are you trying to say: "If Sarah Palin is a joke, than why are people taking her actions so seriously?" As to say, if you really think she's a joke, stop loosing mind over every issue wher she happens to be part of the context? Because that could understand.

  • Nice

  • Nice jacket, Dunlap! LOL!

  • nice!... I was wonder where they were going with this.

    P.S. Nice Fleece, Dunlap!

  • lol

  • hahahahahahaah sooooo funny

  • jackie is modern day archie bunker. one can't help but love him. brilliant portrayal of his character. dunlap? not sure, he's just naturally hilarious

  • umm....well for those of us that want to comment on the video - great job guys, very funny LOL - GI Joe jingle?

  • Friday , Apr 04, 2008 at 2351 hrs LONDON, APRIL 3:

    The guest list is a roll-call of Londons more glamorous US expats.

    Television tycoon Elisabeth Murdoch, daughter of News Corp owner Rupert Murdoch, is holding a fundraiser for US presidential contender Barack Obama at her London home.

  • duh!!!! Rupert is a business man, obama being president has made fox news even a larger power house, FOX NEWS is bigger than ever, so whos the idiot?

    just like Rush, he built his popularity up because of the clinton admin, and he's even getting BIGGER!

  • rush has actually lost 80 lbs

    people are getting dumber, hence obama getting elected

  • Rush lost 80 lbs again? Wow. I'm proud of him. What did he do, get a lobotomy... have his arrogance removed? Oh no wait, you only said 80. Have a third of his arrogance removed.

    I do love Fox, incidently. If it wasn't for that, people with actual rains, lke MediaMatters, Daily Kos, Rachel Maddow, and more, wouldn't have so much magnificent material to totally entertain me with.

  • People are getting dumber, hence two Bush elections, Palin worship, and increased church attendance with people who think that marriage needs to be protected from people who want to get married. But not all people are getting dumber just because you are. That tells me there's still hope.

    Sadly, the smart ones don't breed nearly as often.

  • Dumber because Obama was elected. Um, no sir. They didn't have control over the two they had to vote for, but they overcame America's black-bias because they were presented with one candidate who can actually articulate a sentence, vs. an ancient hot head with a running mate almost as smart as her retarded child.

    They made the right choice. That at least I can give them.

  • You should go check. Rush is the nunber one listened to radio show. It has been SINCE BEFORE President Clinton was elected.

  • i know this (1991)

    i never said he was not #1, before clinton

    his poularity just exploded during clinton yrs

    i listen to the guy every day

  • HAHAAAA the drawing of Jackie looks like a boot!

  • "We must pass this stimulus package quickly to keep the unemployment rate below 8 1/2 percent" - Pres. Barack Obama.

    I most certainly CAN blame him and the others who voted for the non-stimulus package. 8 of 10 projects coming from this bill are paid for by taxes! Now, how's that going to stimulate the economy?

    Slush funds are awesome! I want one, too!

  • HE NEVER said Unemployment would stay below 8 1/2. If The stimulus was pasted unemployment would be much higher! Where did Bush's 1/2 of the 850 billion go?

  • When did I say I think that bill was a good one? It's all idiotic and creates bubbles for our economy. So, I blame them all for being idiots.

  • Ya. He did say that.

  • Where'd you find that ending, eh?

    Took me back to childhood!

  • A real American hero!

  • Oh that is soooo funny! You guys rule teh funneh at YouTube, eh?

  • Travis and Jonathan are such left wing suck ups I don't blame them they have to be commies to try to make it in Hollyweird. They aren't hot 20 something girls or look like Brad Pitt so they haven't a fart in a windstorms chance.

  • I think you are upset because you found out the Jackie and Dunlap weren't real people. You upset that after 3 years you found out they were making fun out of you!

  • You mean like weapons of mass destruction? The smoking gun will be a mushroom cloud. Like the economy is sound? Like the Iraqi people will greet us with flowers? Like global warming is a lie,like death panels, Obama is a Muslim that attended a racist Christian church for 20 years!!!

  • How about the unemployment rate would never go above 10%?

    That's what Obama said.

    He also said he wouldn't accept corporate donations, or put prok in any of his bills?

    Obama is owned by General Electric and the U.N.

  • Find the quote that said never! You blaming Obama for the unemployment rate is like blaming the fireman for the fire your neighbor set to your house. Or blaming your doctor for the lung cancer you got after 30 years of smoking!

  • Also, Global Warming is a hoax and Al Gore is challenged by over 30,000 scientists, and the e-mails that exposed information fraud at the U.K. climate research are being covered-up by the liberal media.

  • A hoax? You're an idiot! The debate is whether Global warming is a natural occurring phenomenon or man made. The emails (which have not been released) only state that some of the data was exaggerated. 30,000 scientists? Bullshit! Go to the BBC online and read the whole story! Many of the e-mail are hoaxes themselves. Go back to Alex Jones listen to more conspiracy stories!

  • My favorite part of this video is when he took the dust jacket off of Sarhah Palin's new book and puts it on "Shelly II" by Shelly Winters.

  • okay that sort of sucked - you seemed un-interested in the bit dude

    not a good sign

  • There's a slight problem with your assessment.

    Palin is very much a party line conservative Republican. If you support her because you think you'll get different political decisions than if, say, Pat Robertson were elected, then you're sadly mistaken.

    Support her if you want, but at least know what her actual stances are first.

  • You guys are great and always good for a laugh, thanks!

  • Is that a Star-Spangled Snuggie?

  • Is that a titty on your chin ???

  • I wish.

    -Dunlap

  • Do people not realize that FOX is owned by News Corp? The founder Rupert Murdoch is a liberal. His daughter even campaigned for Obama. There is a reason why FOX is seen as the most trusted news source with the highest views. The MAJORITY choose to view FOX.

  • Guess what that says about the majority?

    They're all dumb as bricks.

  • Roger Ailes president FOXNEWS, He was a media consultant for Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H. W. Bush, as well as Rudy Giulianis first mayoral campaign in 1989. That why the is not only anti-obama but anti-democrat! You're an idiot!

  • How could you do that to Jackie?

    Now he's going to campaign for Shelley Winters as President in 2012!

  • They can not read.

  • HAHAHAHA, These guys never lose it. xD

  • yeah i remembered when i have muscles like that than my alarm clock when off.

    ps great sketch

  • What the fuck just happened?

  • I was thinking this exact same thing

  • No, I meant when did Sarah Palin learn to read and write?

  • yea, that's what I thought you meant. What do you think I was meant?

  • I don't know.

  • It must be a pop-up book with lots of pictures so the rednecks can understand it...LOL

  • ...but don't take my word for it!

  • were all gonna die if shes in office

  • Tyydup, she can't do any worse than Obama. Did you hear Obama's latest speech on the unemployment rate? He's starting to paraphrase George W. Bush!

    When a President starts to quote George W. Bush, that's when you KNOW this country's in trouble.

  • i agree commentor but but she can do a lot worse than obama think of it neither party is doing good for america thats why ron pal should uh been president

  • I like Ron Paul too, but I'm a bit worried that he believes the world is 6000 years old. It worried me that Palin believes it, and it's just as worrying from someone who is otherwise quite rational.

  • Obama, will not make it through the first term.. God im happy.. His moron moves will have him impeached and removed from office... What a arrogant piece of shit.

  • But that means Joe Biden would be president; Canada will take the opportunity to overrun the U. S. while Joe learns how to work a spellchecker. Grateful Americans will welcome shipments of back bacon and visits from our HOT Governor General.

    It will be a win-win!

    Then, they can impeach Joe Biden for letting the Canucks take over... that would make Nancy Pelosi the President, and she will nuke the U. S. to get the Canadians to leave.

    All in all, I think we're better off with Obama.

  • ...simply awesome....

    worth watching again and again hahaha

  • It took you all over two weeks to make this?

  • "and if you don't mind reading anything written by a woman."

    LOL!

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  • You're right: Sarah Palin IS hot: She's also one of the dumbest bitches I've ever seen, and isn't quailified to run a lemonade stand, let alone a country.

    Get this people: just because you're a cute soccer-mom doesn't mean you should be in public office. And if she even becomes the slightest threat of getting into that oval one, I'm submitting my resume to ACORN, and I'll get every homeless, drunk, black , and convicted felon I can to vote.

    Fuck Fox News

    Fuck Republican

    Fuck Religion

  • O_o You sound needlessly angry.

  • You sound like a moron.

    I don't care for her politics, and I would never vote for her. But everything you said about her applies double for the jackass in chief we have now.

    Or as I saw once, Obama: Bush 2 Electric Bugaloo.

    If you vote independent, then talk to me about you intelligence...until then, you're just a mindless sheeple of the two party system that doesn't give a flying fuck about the American people.

  • I think BOTH sides have points to make... But you can bet fox news isn't going to give them to you objectively. ANY politician who depends on "God" to guide them isn't fit for office.

    Bi partisan politics and infighting is killing us, and Republicans seem to thrive on discontent.

    As far as Obama goes, I'm not sure yet. A lot of things don't come out in the wash untill later. Check out Peter schiff's channel. pretty good stuff, AND he isn't partisan.

  • God's guidence is what made this nation and all our governing documents,

    So go read a book you uneducated idiot!

  • Umm, I can respect that!

  • our founding fathers had little respect for religious institutions. "lighthouses are more useful than churches."-ben franklin "christianity is the most perverted institution to ever shine on humanity." -thomas jefferson. "this would be the best of all possible worlds of there were no religion in it." -john adams sounds like you need the education, you dumb, bible beating hick. you and your inbred pastor need to stop trying to rewrite history. you people are so full of shit.

  • Thanks for the quotes. Where can I find them online? Joe Walker

  • Being called an idiot by a religiously indoctinated, delusional fool is like being called yellow by a banana. If you're stupid enough to believe in talking snakes that's fine. But don't expect sane, rational people not to make fun of you.Thats like asking me not to laugh at your tupee: It just makes the fucking thing all the more ridiculous.

    Fuck you and fuck your phony god, and I take ever opportunity to let maggot christians know that. Now go give jesus his daily blow job.

  • You know what???? Your stupidity amazes me.. YOU are stupid.. YOUR SHALLOW and ONE BIG ASSCLOWN..

    HOPE YOU burn in hell.. no.. wait..

    YOU ARE HEADED to HELL you waste of human flesh.. BURN you bastard.. BURN...

  • That's the response I usually get from Christians, and it doesn't bother me in the least. Because I know they're brainwashed. If you happen to see God, please tell him I said to fuck off, and if he has a problem with it, he can come and see me about it.

    And Hell??? Well we BOTH know that doesn't exist either, and if it does, I'd MUCH rather be there than in heaven with paracitc, money-grubbing, child-molesting clergy and guys like Falwell, Haggard, Baker, Swaggart..... and YOU.

    Fuck you bitch.

  • I simply pray for you.

    Lord Jesus please show this child of your creation who you are.

    And that you Love Him.

  • Neuro... that's a positive sentiment, and I appreciate that. But from what I've heard about God and the way he likes to do business, I hope he stays as far away from me as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. I mean, he's pure evil. I could have my parole revoked just for talking to him.

    However, don't you think it's your Christian brother below (ontheair323) who REALLY needs your prayers?? I mean, at least he's already willing to go for this bullshit, whereas I've decided to think for myself.

  • @41elliott I hope this finds you well. I just found your message. As far as the passion that's evident. So I simply say I think you have been shown "man's" version of Christ. I hope you will get to see what being a Christian really means, not that you will be brainwashed or lead but that you will one day see for yourself. It is my choice, this is my belief system but how much would I have to hate if I believed that the unsaved were going to hell and not share His love and forgiveness with them?

  • Don't forget Benny Hinn - he's my favourite religious douchebag.

  • lol how are those fairy stories working out for you?

  • snivelling about how Fox news is biased is SO nine months ago. Grow a brain, dimwit

  • Did I miss something? Did Fox stop being biased in the last nine months?

  • sidgg, sorry to confuse you with a colloquialism. why would I think you could have a clue? my bad.

    Fox was NEVER biased, they only seem to be because they're fairly evenhanded while the minions in the other media are about 75% pro-Dem. That's how dumb you look pretending it's Fox that is biased.

    Real dumb.

  • Fox "News" isn't a news organization... they are a right wing propoganda outlet... Everybody knows that.

  • @41elliott LOL-- DO THEY ???

  • I agree. Fox is too honest sometimes, they have their certain pundits that are very hawkish, Krauthammer in particular but in general.. if Bill O'Reilly can give equal time to viewpoints he finds repulsive, as does most of his audience.. as opposed to Bill Mahr trying to act tough, and chasing someone that disagreed with him only close enough to have security save him from being dismembered.. I would say the latter is more biased.. of course, I don't wear tin foil hats.

  • Really? Have you ever done a fact check on the crap they spew?

    To be fair, given that it is on 24/7, I am sure that most of what they say is true. But, the problem is that, it should ALL be true, and it's just not, and, when it's not true, the falsehoods have a clear political slant.

    Seriously, do a little homework.

  • sidig, how many fact checks have you done on CNN, MSNBC, etc.?

    But since you claim Fox is not true, give us an example of one of their "lies" please.

  • Fuck off you inbred moron.

  • nilbud, you've mistaken me for your father/brother

  • How about when, every time they talked about the Mark Foley scandal, they put on the ticker that he was a Democrat?

    How about the number of times they "accidentally" called Barack Obama "Barack Osama"?

    Technically only the first was a "lie," the second is clearly a sign of bias, but the list of lies is LONG.

  • Neither of those is a lie; they're called "mistakes". The second one is amusingly similar to a mistake made by the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who nobody would mistake for a Republican.

    Mistake: "To make an error, to do something in wrong way".

    Are you saying that Fox is trying to indoctrinate its viewers into thinking Foley is a Dem? Or into spelling 'Bammy's name wrong?

    Because that would be really, really stupid, and I wouldn't want people to think you're stupid.

  • Wow, you are naiive. How is the view under the sand?

  • If you honestly think those were "mistakes," rather than intentional, you are one of the biggest idiots on the planet. Bye bye now.

  • sidigg, if you think these niggling little details are "lies", you're about what I expect from the left. Grasp at whatever easily-explained straw to justify your insanely incompetent prejudices. Too fun!

    You actually think Fox is trying to make folks think Foley is a Dem and Obammy's name is Osama? And you call OTHERS names?

    If this is they typical Fox-hater I'm not surprised they are NUMBER ONE IN RATINGS BY FAR. Normal intelligence is more than enough to help us see past your dumb ass.

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP, this is not communist china, watch whatever you want, dont like FOX? change the channel, you envy FOX

  • I never suggested Fox should be taken off the air. All I said was that it is a biased network.  Go back underground asshole.

  • ahhh, i see where your facts come from,

    gotta love FOX!

  • I also like how you said this is not Communist China and that people can watch whatever they want... denoting freedom of choice I supposed... but only after an all caps SHUT THE FUCK UP. Wait... are we free, or are we supposed to shut up because you said so? And does that make you the commie dictator?

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  • LucaiviAD, read back a little furthre on the comments... I was replying to UndergroundAmericans. You may find I'm not the one you wanted to attack.

  • I get what happened. Lucavi, what you just said to me, I'd say to a FoxNews lover too, because I hate the network. Underground is defending FauxNews. I therefore made a joke about Coulter, saying I saw it in a tabloid (because believing FN is like believing a tabloid). He replied "ah I see where you get your facts from" because sarcasm eludes him. Then he said "gotta love Fox News" because he actually does.

    Your insults should be directed to him. He's the wingnut, not me.

  • @rwSpider

    My bad dude - I wasn't paying attn when I posted the comment. So I humbly apologize to you on this end.

  • LOL... no, once I realized what was up I thought, wow... that's exactly what UndergroundBraincell needs to hear... you really told... um... him... off... and hard! Sigh... it's great when FauxNoobs haters stand together. Knowing is half the battle.

    GI Jooooooooooe......... lol

  • @rwSpider

    Fox News irritates me. There are vids of Glenn Beck's appearance in FL and when I posted something about him being a complete dumbass - within a couple hours - there were like 5 or 6 ppl defending him & Fox News Network. No wonder the US is collapsing when sheeple believe everything Zionist scum feed them! All we can do is attempt educating them but they're still sheep mentality so it's a long road to travel.

  • Well you can't get blood from a stone, and counteractively, you can't fit information into a brick. Educating them is like trying to fit a pair of pants on an ocean. We're doomed.

  • @rwSpider

    Some people manage to wake up, like in the Matrix. Others are lost causes. While we continue to allow illegals into the country to drag down the education system, the US will find themselves continually struggling in exponential leaps to properly educate children, those of legal and illegal. While I would like to hope that there IS hope, I must agree with you. Hope is the denial of reality after all, right?

  • Hope is also the powerless waiting for that which you cannot control. Like I don't hope for breakfast in the morning, I get up and make it. But I do hope my plane doesn't crash. Point being, I like that there's no hope. It makes people finally do something. I have no hope for humanity, especially industrial civilized humanity. So hopefully I do what we do when a species becomes a pest. Find a way to... no, not exterminate. Just make 'em sterile. It'll fix itself.

    I'm kidding, btw. Sort of.

  • @rwSpider

    ROFL!!! Sterilize the pests! That's actually a very good idea although people will decry gov'tmental control & god based acts. There really is no hope for humanity. Our progress over 2,000+ yrs will take 100's of millions of years to undo by Nature. We are a self-destructive race; eventually eradicating ourselves from this planet in petty disputes. You're right again - humanity is a lost cause.

  • @sidiggy1 TRUTH IS BIASED ???? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ..

  • You apparenty would not know truth if it hit you in the head.

  • sidigg, you seem an expert on being hit in the head. a regular event for you, I guess.

  • Well, heck, Jackie has read about as much of Palin's book as any of these other folks writing book reviews in major newspapers.

  • LMAO laughed in the first 3 seconds.

  • holy face fuck me Jesus that is really funny shit

  • GO JOE!!

    This was so friggin hilarious!! Excellent Job!!

  • Shame on you, Dunlap! Jackie's the Man!

  • I always suspected that Jackie was dumb. Thanks for confirming it.

  • ClockFaceOrange... you DO realize that Jackie is fictional, right?

  • I think he was commenting on his character O_O

  • Oh shit, that is frigg'n hilarious!

  • Dunlap hates old people.

    :)

  • Dunlap, all I can say is grrrrrrrr, chest hair.

  • So you like chest hair, is that what you are saying? LoL!

  • that was highlarious

  • hahaha

  • hahaha they get better every video

  • Yo Joe!

  • The Jackie character is amazing. It's amazing what breathing through your mouth, and frosting your beard can do.  It's like two different people.

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  • Pork chop sammiches!

  • lo fn l

  • lolololololololololololololol,­,,,

  • Dunlap could you please sing us this song?

    Butterfly in the sky

    I can go twice as high

    Take a look

    It's in a book

    A Reading Rainbow...

  • Reading is sexy.

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  • LOL im gonna go do that

  • Wait, what??

  • LMAO! Ohhhhhh you guys always know how to make a person laugh :)

  • You fucking rule Dunlap!