@NeverAloneForever yeah, i think i hit the nail on the head. Of course, i was born yesterday and came down in the the last shower, but please people theres more to this movie than meets the eye... just look it all up on WIKA
Alfan Golenpaul is the American Patriots. Hiding the moneys in the movies. As much American as the goulash or the durian pie. Keep the shining, mental gemstone!
He's a ginormous douchebag that you can't help but hug around his ever- growing neck and drunk- dial his pillowy buns at all hours. Miss ya patterson gerbilfucker. Oh guys you should see him around his little girl it's so fucking amazing.
Oh wow, it totally makes sense that Wiseau was trying to hide a bunch of money so he made The Room and exaggerated the cost. But now Wiseau's just riding the fame of his movie turning cult status.
@Vexed34 Really? That's what you'd do if you had only one wish? I'd probably wish for something involving unicorns, or a youtube comment board without any assholes... But that's just me.
@BiscuitsJoe you gotta admit - patton sucks here. his comedy is in his intelligence and razor sharp quips, not as an impersonator. vexed34 just mistook this for the majority of his comedy.
Concept is funnier than the execution, but still pretty good. Spot on "foreign guy" accent.
drskeletorable 2 weeks ago
Adam Richman.
grenadeserenade 2 weeks ago
not funny
94FADE 3 weeks ago
...monies...
ralphyetmore 1 month ago
3rd best use of Jon Hamm ever
SenorAwesome 5 months ago
@1:23 He looks like Hurley from Lost.
fussybear22 5 months ago
Hello. Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello.
seamorgh21 6 months ago
Yeah, i would like to know where Wiseau got his six million to make that crap movie, The Room. Dodgy old git!
TheGodParticle 6 months ago
@TheGodParticle lol Money laundering for movies.
NeverAloneForever 6 months ago
@NeverAloneForever yeah, i think i hit the nail on the head. Of course, i was born yesterday and came down in the the last shower, but please people theres more to this movie than meets the eye... just look it all up on WIKA
TheGodParticle 6 months ago
@TheGodParticle I bet I could put de moneys in the wikia site.
NeverAloneForever 6 months ago
@NeverAloneForever Sorry i meant wikipedia, its late...the mans a crook...anyway i'm going to bed now, nite.
TheGodParticle 6 months ago
@TheGodParticle Are you wake 2 weeks laters?
NeverAloneForever 5 months ago
...Mysterious!
SnakeEyes1313 10 months ago
Backtalk with Tommy Wiseau
Remington61189 1 year ago
Alfan Golenpaul is the American Patriots. Hiding the moneys in the movies. As much American as the goulash or the durian pie. Keep the shining, mental gemstone!
GabeMorris 1 year ago
this is just fuckin dumb
nudespankings 1 year ago
@nudespankings or you didn't get it.
NeverAloneForever 6 months ago
6 people thought they were watching an episode of KIng of Queens.
CZRXCZR 1 year ago
whyyyyyyy! whhyy! why did you die on me with all the blood? why?
psychicguitar 1 year ago
Oh hi, Don Draper.
ChernobylTaco 1 year ago
I'm glad I didn't look at the tags before I watched the movie... surprise Hamm! Would that makes this a Hamm and cheese sandwich affair?
NewtypeGirlie 1 year ago
Oh hai, parody.
Bobzeaux 1 year ago
this Tommy somthing guy doesnt know what he started by attacking the NC :P
Oh hai, laptop screen that has the letters to read and write on, using the key pad!
henkman00 1 year ago
*sniff* *cry* All of Alfan's movies made me burst into tears.
legodude2000 1 year ago
I love Patton and I love the Room
LocustaVampa 1 year ago
I'm Alfan Golenpaul, let's do the money as a movie!
paraframe 1 year ago 3
Sorry posters should be dialing ( probably email now) if you get my point... If I have e-slurred, apologies to the attractive legal set ;)
dislocatedelbows 1 year ago
He's a ginormous douchebag that you can't help but hug around his ever- growing neck and drunk- dial his pillowy buns at all hours. Miss ya patterson gerbilfucker. Oh guys you should see him around his little girl it's so fucking amazing.
dislocatedelbows 1 year ago
This makes me love Patton Oswalt even more. Only problem: The "Lisa" in this parody is actually attractive... blasphemy!
sovietsentinel 1 year ago
WHAT KIND OF MONIES?
righteousgroove 1 year ago
Mysterious!
TheLastNetwork 1 year ago
is it just me or is patton oswalt looking like a fat claudio sanchez in this one?
agentapathy 1 year ago
YES. THANK YOU.
you should get paid for this.
......oh hi
cloxwork 1 year ago
Oh wow, it totally makes sense that Wiseau was trying to hide a bunch of money so he made The Room and exaggerated the cost. But now Wiseau's just riding the fame of his movie turning cult status.
bmwm5er 1 year ago
have you done sumthing to get da lots of moneys and need to get rid of thee moneys? then hide the money's in highly artistic films such as THE DEN
MrJackThompson 1 year ago
Oh, hi Patton.
Yesiamblind 1 year ago 31
Patton is awesome
sugreev2001 1 year ago
Hi, I'm Patton Oswald . If I could have one wish- just one- I'd wish for the ability to make people laugh.
Vexed34 1 year ago
@Vexed34 Really? That's what you'd do if you had only one wish? I'd probably wish for something involving unicorns, or a youtube comment board without any assholes... But that's just me.
BiscuitsJoe 1 year ago
@BiscuitsJoe you gotta admit - patton sucks here. his comedy is in his intelligence and razor sharp quips, not as an impersonator. vexed34 just mistook this for the majority of his comedy.
agentapathy 1 year ago
lame
ChrisAdamCAN 1 year ago
is that jon hamm from mad men?
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
@ConfusedSponge That's what I thought!
StepAwayFromDaScreen 1 year ago
@ConfusedSponge yes it is
liquid1122 1 year ago
"You're crushing MEEEE like a cheese sandwich!"
sharkboy85 2 years ago 48
@sharkboy85 am I the only one who thinks that line sounded like Bill Cosby?
macksoda 10 months ago
We love it!!!
TheRoomMontreal 2 years ago
Dude, hang up on the second hello. duh.
AncelDeLambert 2 years ago 6
Hamm-rolled
texjoy86 2 years ago
Patton also knows Troll 2. He can be summed up as a human in one word.
"win."
JAStewart 2 years ago
wait Patton Oswald knows the room?!!?!!?!?!
Holy shit, my favorite comedian talking about my favorite movie. I didn't think it was possible, but my respect for him just tripled
popomczowzow 2 years ago
@popomczowzow haha
iangross5 1 year ago