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  • Oh boy. Years of KATG later, this is the first time I've seen Joyce and Devito

  • Let us all have a moment of silence... :(

  • great garbage pile at 6:06

  • HAIG

  • OMG THIS GUY IS AWESOME!

  • hey...

    go send those 3 to pimp my ride...

    xD

  • I feel for ya Jesse. My alternator died a few weeks ago. May it rust in pieces. 1991-2009

  • In the uk they're luxury!

  • lol.. That's the power steering pump.

  • R.I.P. Jesse's Alternator xD

    JD

  • lol, jesse should not have opened his hood, that's probably what did it.

  • what do philippines supposed to do with your joke?

  • that's so sad, about the alternator. i have a super crappy car, too. 95' grand prix with way too many miles on it and it leaks out the transmission fluid. yay.

  • Now that I see the dent, it's much more disturbing knowing it's there.

  • "What's up everybody?" Such a Jesse Joyce catchphrase

  • AW man.. Now I feel like crap for that poor alternator :/ I'm sure it had a great life.

  • wow i dont feel so bad about my jeep having 189k on it. but hell i now i decent amount about it. which makes a difference

  • my 1992 toyota landcruiser has done 319100km :)

  • pointing at the wrong thing like turabaka said just shows how much rob knows about cars.

  • I have the exact same car as Jesse, except a different color. My right back triangle window was broken too, but I replaced mine. And my alternator died recently. Coincidence...?

    Yeah, probably.

  • ROFL

  • lol. I know what it's like not to have a/c. It really sux.

  • I lolled at the alternator part because it the picture pointed to the power steering. Not the Alternator.

  • RIP alternator, that was great.

  • Rip Jesse's Alternator :(

  • The best part is the serious ending. Bless you Jesse's Alternator.

  • Wow. RIP, Jesse's Alternator.

  • Well, that's nothin'. I bought a Ford Crown Victoria used for four grand. It gave out after less than 3000 miles. The engine blew up. Literally. I heard a loud BANG and when I pressed the gas after that, I'd hear a lot of rattling and the car would SLOW DOWN. Yes, the car would slow down when pressing down on the gas pedal.

    Also, RIP Alternator. We'll miss you little big man, until you're replaced.

  • wow, this made me feel better about my car's condition. thanks!

  • Haha thats great

  • I had a 90 Civic with 300,000 miles, then everything broke at once. Great car to that point.

  • XD poor guys! I've watched 8-12 (where are 1-7 btw!?) and this is the funniest yet :P

  • R.I.P Jesse's Alternator

    You will be sorely missed... or turned into a coke can

  • Never mind... I've never seen hondas so beat up before.

    I have a '95 accord with 200,000 miles on it, and it's perfect. Fix your car! :p

  • Dude, Hondas are so not shitty. They're a great choice for a good, stable car that will last you the next five million years.

  • I LOVE YOU!

    You are super hilarious! ^_^

    Even my brother (who doesn't tap into the humor God gave him) laughs at your vids...

    p.s.

    Did he make it to the gig? o_O

  • And I thought my sister was car retarded...

  • hey rob i was wondering why are you keeping your stuff wrapped in trash bags...?

  • Don't worry, Rob- I got your back on this.

    It's probably to keep the stuff all waterproof and in the one place.

    Great vid btw!!!

  • lol that has to be my second favorite video from Rob! my favorite is Pacabel Rant!! LOL

  • ahahah that was great.. and jeez i thought 165k in my old CRX was bad!

  • That was so funny about Jesse's alternator!

    I just heard about this comic and already I love him and I am now a fan!

  • Aye.. Poor Jesse's alternator.. Good luck to all those comedians making it out there on the road >.<

  • R.I.P. jesse's alternator

  • OMG YOU ARE GORGEOUS ROB

  • Come to Northern Ontario! you rule Rob!!

  • Aw man. *grins* Once you've gotten a 'Tick, Tick, Boom' car, you've officially gotten the worst car. At least yours managed to last you. My guardian's managed to go through SIX cars in the last year alone. And not once have we had a kit for the car. And my previous guardian had lots of bugs and leaves all over her car. But yeah, your car's still pretty sh*tty. lol.

  • Holy shit indeed. 356,710 miles = 574,068 kilometres.

    It's only 238,857 miles (384,403klm) to the moon.

  • Thanks, glad to know I'm not the only one....

  • I feel vary sorry for Jesse's alternator :(. Lol.

  • aww rob you didnt show us your small wodden boxs that you talk about when the cops pull you over!

  • x3 my mum has a honda civic, I like it >>

  • Is this clip supposed to be funny?

  • Well you got me beat. But i'm still pretty proud of my '89 Toyota Corolla. Very reliable, too bad the acceleratoin is about 0-60 in 1 minute.

  • Don't feel bad, Rob. I drive a '95 Volvo 850 with 372K km. It needs new brake rotors, calipers and pads, a new power steering pump, and work on the exhaust. I'm a mechanic. I'm telling you, I've seen mechanics drive cars that put yours to shame. Exhaust pipes held on by tie wraps, taped together with muffler tape, home made brake lines spliced together (illegal in QC), clutches that didn't work. He drove from Montreal to Quebec - no clutch. Believe me, sometimes, mechanics' cars are scary.

  • Didnt think I was alone in using a tape deck adapter, but its cool to see someone at least 1/4 famous using one. jk though Rob, you're cool. BTW dont worry too much about that dent on your car, the passenger side door of my 97 Blazer is dented so bad that the top of the door does not seal with the rest of the car.

  • i love how you say 'roadmobile' - say it again!

  • Yay, its the Pacabel rant guy! woop

  • Hahahahaa! But the thing you pointed out in the alternator memorium was actually the power steering pump! Priceless!

  • but he did it with confidence, so it was funny anyway :)

  • Damn, I had to take a guess. I knew someone would catch that sooner or later! But I did say we weren't the best mechanics do at least there's continuity!

  • I'm catching up to you guys! I've got a 98 Accord I bought in summer of '05 with 90,000 now I'm up to 150,000. And I'm not even really considered a road comic. Loving the comedy and the podcasts man! Hope to work with you one day. You're a funny dude.

  • your a comic?

  • Yeah...I have a few videos on here but nothing that great. Search for Sina Amedson to see my stuff. I think one of the videos is a friend of mine. I'm also on myspace.

  • lmao your a legend

    You should bring your knowledge of cars, comedy and music to England. Where we will really annoy you as we drive on the wrong side of the road.

  • you're pretty funny bro, nice cars! lol i'm not a comedian but i can sympathize with you guys...keep up the good work!

  • Suddenly I feel better about my old car. If you keep the interior messy, you're less likely to get searched by lazy cops.  Also thieves don't want to steal a bucket or a messy car.

  • LOVING the tribute to the alternator.

  • lol funny stuff :)

  • Nice job. Digging the Guitar Center roof location.

  • haha, nice video :)

  • 1996 Datsun B210, 200,000 mi. Bowling trophy hood ornament.

    Mazda pickup, 240,000 mi.

    Toyota Tacoma 200,000

    New Tacoma totalled after only 6 months and 14,000 miles. Never missed a gig.

  • Bowling trophy hood ornament? That's so sweet!

  • It was a sweet ride. Red Devil enamel paint job with lightning bolts on the side and a joker on the roof. Really a kick to see the looks at the border crossing into Canada to do gigs. Oh, yeah, HE'S getting searched.

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