Bill Burr gives us a Tour of LA - March 2011

[Merkataratapusatat]

Yeah German Irish!

[JOHNNYxBRAVADO]

God damn i love this guy.

[teameymelli1]

this is all true about LA, haha

[offdaheez]

Fuckin goooo!!

[Daazbee]

hilarious stuff, and all of that from just riding around looking at shit, excellent!

[TasOMW]

so true about zeppelin

[elvis32z]

finally can hear the camera guy laugh..I have no idea how he stays quiet in the other videos.

[helix537]

12:31

Walt Disney joke is fucking brilliant.

[Cnupoc]

that was a whole show inside a car :D

[texashsad]

"it's over!" LOL!, you are soo funny and cute, but I wouldn't want to bump in to you in some dark alley somewhere.:)

[legitnoobie]

hilarious 

[GreenGearMood]

Is Bill a Ninja Turtles fan?

That's the only way I could love him more.

[GreenGearMood]

What is with all the 'killing hookers' jokes in the world? I swear, I've heard a thousand. And all of them are the same non-laugh.

[ConnorRunsFree]

@GreenGearMood lol. are you a hooker?

[GreenGearMood]

@ConnorRunsFree Hey. Hey.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?--YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE, RIGHT?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[HYPDOGG3]

take off your timberlands lol

[dobbins2550]

I would not sit here to listen to anyone else ramble on, Bill is funny.

[therandomdot]

The trees and landscaping there are ... looks like he's driving through Albuquerque NM.

[mixmastermeeks]

@catlyn1234561 I'm sure he would think worse of you.

[chadassbadass]

@catlyn1234561 yeah, real smooth.....

[garibaldi54]

Go to Beverly Hills the most common car by far is a Prius. Some people have better things to do than worry about how their car looks. Better to be a cool guy in a Prius than a douche in a Porsche.

[mixmastermeeks]

@garibaldi54 newsflash....if you are driving a Prius than you are probably a douche. Not necessarily....but probably. Obviously Bill isn't a douche.

[emowashere]

really shouldnt drink while watching this

[mattplasse88]

I drive a better car than Bill Burr? He's got some money I'm sure he owns more than one car.

[Seryosin]

EPIC DUDE! :O I could just listen to him forever.

[thevgman]

I was on vacation in LA about three months before he shot this video and it looks like it is a plastic as ever. Don't get me wrong I love LA and when I get lots of money i want to move there, but im not going to deny how plastic it is.

[gibememoni]

This guy is a legend

[fightingirishman726]

Is he a Catholic?

[racecarpatrick]

@fightingirishman726 He's a lapsed Irish Catholic like all of us Irish Catholics

[pretorious700]

If your head's down, that's actually when you see an uppercut coming. Left hook maybe is what he meant.

[InsaneBillykane]

Damn LA looks like...Fallout.

[gwl1983]

Hey Bill .... GO FUCK YOUSELF! lol

[Jebus495]

"climatology" lol

[catrmr8]

he's so angry all the time,sex with Bill Burr must be amazing

[lucky44124]

wow LA looks horrible.

[lucky44124]

bill burr is the funniest guy right now... he has taken over the top spot from chris rock!

[carloshernandez78]

"I wanna pitch a reality show, we'll take ten whores and stick em in a house. then they need some activities then somebody has to have the immunity" hahaha, you cant make that shit up. fuckin bill burr lol

[TheRagtagChicken]

@MsTheLIP Who gives a shit? You came to watch him. He didn't bust into your house like the Kool-Aid man screaming cunt at the top of his lungs. You fucking zilch. I'm offended by your use of the word "itiot" and exclamation marks. You fucking nobody. Graduate pre-school already and get that stick out your ass your little sister shoved up there when you two got a little too sexually curious. You fucking insignificant zero.

[BTRFanPage]

@MsTheLIP Then why the fuck are you watching Bill Burr? Idiot.

[MsTheLIP]

@BTRFanPage sorry bout my comments, my little brother thought is was funny to hack into my youtube page. my apologies to all.

[BTRFanPage]

@MsTheLIP It's all good. Sorry i called you an idiot, i was out of line. My apology.

[chrism20]

After watching this video, I have zero dire desire to go to Hollywood, looks dumpy

[KeirVega]

This guy is hilarious

[robertdeuce]

funniest guy to ever live! no joke

[jwahh]

Treeologist. Fuck you, I"m sorry you're not getting any sex. lol.

[emowashere]

yin and the yang ahaha

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

i'm not kissing his ass, but Bill Burr is seriously one of the funniest comedians of the last decade or so...i hope he continues to achieve great success and yet die a horrible slow death. I hate rich people who get to sleep in. have a good day, assholes.

[stebecool]

I want Bill Burr to drive around my town talking shit! I'd feel so honored :)

[SolidSnake032486]

9:25, WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A TRUCK CAUSE YOU SPEND IT ALL OF MALE STRIPPERS! WHAT A FAG! OH, MY GOD! WHAT DO YOU DO PICK UP JAPANESE GIGOLOS IN THAT RICE BURNER YOU FUCKING HOMO! HEY SOMEONE GET HIM A STICK SHIFT FOR HIM TO RIDE ON! THATS RIGHT I SAID IT I'M AWESOME!

[gothogirl7]

You are halarious!! Thanks for the LA tour

[harrypalms1112]

I love the zeppelin refernce. I know exactly what you mean.

[Premiess80]

Bill c'mon do another video if you have the time. You and the camera man are fucking great. This would be a current highlight in my life if you were to post another tour video.lol :( Sad I know. Bill your the best!!!

[Alex30237898]

3:05-3:09 is Bill's audition for Glee

[SurvivalBayArea]

FUCKING LOVE YOU BILL BURR

[petelimbic]

This fuckin' guy :D

[theenlightenedvan]

chemtrails all over LA fucked up.

[Torontoraptures]

I just want bill to follow me around all day he seems like the funest guy to just hang out with

[MightySaturn5]

lol at 8:27

[SagaciousSilence]

I think this video is troll proof.

[jazzwing]

So true about 'destroying the industry', I've felt that way for while.

[Lonelyfm]

Doh Geezus!!

[Cralyo]

HE'S DRIVING A PRIUS! WHAT A FAG!!!!!!!!

[yowyOw69]

@Cralyo It was Jeff Dunham's. He sold it because he was tired of Walter's & Peanut's jokes.

[yowyOw69]

BTW, he is so funny because he is intelligent. 

[Cralyo]

@yowyOw69 i wasn't bashing him. i think hes fucking hilarious! i was just bein a dick like he says in one of his jokes..guys die young because all their buddies make fun of them by saying "what a fag" lol. but no, i love bill burr, he's awesome!

[yowyOw69]

@Cralyo Agreed! =-D

[firethower99]

@Cralyo What'd you do?? Pull that Prius outta your ass??!! HAHA!!!!!

[pedinoway2]

@Cralyo he is probably banging more groupie chicks in that prius than any of us ever will.

[Cralyo]

@pedinoway2 lol that is a 100% true statement because i do not own a prius :D

[FilthyVirus]

I love Bill Burr! You fucking rock dude!!

[TheseHipsDontLie87]

Wow. This was REALLY enjoyable. HAHAH!!

[dayze1111]

Bill Burr is brilliant

[AngelmanChocolate100]

after living here for 15 years i still get lost

[Turco949]

True entertainer! This guy is really amazing, calling it as he sees it while driving!

Thank you for the video, I enjoyed it a lot.

[opmike343]

Limewwire, P2P? Fuck that. All about them torrents.

[combatsambonyc]

21:42 HAHA "Never see the uppercut coming."

[PDXland37]

Hey look the gay guy on modern family

[00aeonapocalypse]

Ha! I was just listening to his podcast the other day where he said he punched the rosary in his car & there it was, swaying back & forth. Gotta love the Burr.

[JimenezLeon]

He needs to do a tour of Boston vid next time he goes there.

[Tdog321]

would love to see more of these!!!

[megamanthehitman]

lol music theives

[minami935]

Good video

[jamecolte]

This video is very enjoyable.

[saijai587]

Bill Burr so cool

[kopi5896]

I like Bill Burr

[many9662]

Bill Burr is great.

[flameboy63]

I'm trying to laugh but it's just not funny

[JoeMX05]

Could watch Burr walk around and shoot the shit all day. Great job. This really should be a show on TV

[mamicmarko]

This Bill Butthead, or wat ever his name is. IVE NEVER HEARD OD THIS STUPID...NON FUNNY J E R K... HE is wat truly RUINS Los Angeles AND THE SOUTH WESTERN US CITIES like Phoenix, Vegas Etc... wuth his Pathetic AS FUCK ( THE Douche Bags Fav and Only word he thinks is funny..." Fuck, Fuck this, oooh You scare us with youre F BOMVS CUZ U Cant say.or thinknof any..other " FUCKIN" word...GO THE FUCK BACK TO COLD, RUDE, BOSTON...OR WHEREVER U R FRM You STUPID COCKY, BUT ...

[JoeMX05]

@mamicmarko It's not our fault your parents spelled your name with a K in it, you were always gonna grow up to be a cunt. In the words of Burr "Go fuck yer self and I'll talk to you next week"

[derrick3131]

@mamicmarko "Bill Butthead?" are you seven? Learn some basic grammar and spelling before you go on an internet rant you cunt scab. Also, why the fuck would you watch a 25 minute long video if you don't like him you moron?

[GOP4USA]

He's a Prophet.

[conkerkillers4]

Chicago is better. The only resaon to move to L.A is if you were going to work in Movies.

[lokrenzo]

@conkerkillers4 im 18 and want to live there for a banking job its the only reason i want to go university to study economics

[TransientWriting]

this is great!! thanks

[JTrockdrummer]

yes I did enjoy myself & I DID laugh!! 13;00 "Then all you internet cunts you stole all the music" LOL!!! You gotta come to Australia man, you'll pack em out!! Fuckin funny as fuck dude!! \m/ JT \m/

[niverent]

This could easily be a show...fuck all these cooking shows in different places, just have Burr driving around in some new city each week talking shit.

[SleepyDownHill]

Néha ki BURRult a BILLy! :D Magyarok értik!

[SleepyDownHill]

Ki BURRult a BILLy! :D Magyarok értik!

[TheYoungyoyoman]

Great fucking video .

[pvthitch]

Bill Burr is like the cabdriver of my dreams.

"There's Shirley Hemphill."

That got a legit spit-take out of me.

[servicetechtony]

Boston Bruins , Stanley Cup, and Bill Burr..............Awesome

[MSG685]

i want a bill burr refrigerator magnet .

[BeatlesGuyTV]

@MSG685 god willing, one day we'll reach a time when those are available.

[bigdumbydumbdumb]

"i gave up my temper for lent..."

[cstrait]

@JaneWonderfallss uh, you might want to do some research. fresno, stockton, riverside, orange county, and bakersfield stopped gays from getting married. not l.a. and yeah, i'm sure an entire city of 4 million people can be encapsulated as fake yuppies. and how's this for fake? "YOU'RE A CLOSED-MINDED BITCH!" there, that's as real as it gets.

[timfbmx]

very entertaining

[pineappaloupe]

a few points. those natural trees were invasive eucalyptus.

i agree with zeppelin. over rated.

is that a prius?

also what is with the rosary?

[pineappaloupe]

a few points. those natural trees were invasive eucalyptus.

i agree with zeppelin. over rated.

is that a prius?

[cxpsycho]

"...so stop ge tting cheesesteaks when you're in fkng L.A. or N.Y." LMAO!!! beautiful

[bayareaballer]

Phucking hilarious as always!

[thejimandypage]

This was better than 90% of honed material you see on Comedy Central. So fucking funny. The Walt Disney part killed me. I know these are towns Bill has lived in, but I think I could watch him riff on any major city in the world.

[ShadowCloud143]

Thank You Bill Burr.

[TheR88R]

bill burr is the GINGERBEARD man

[cstrait]

date rapist, flag... lol, classic . of course, you know, bill. this means war. i'm going to boston in fall (because that's the only time back east is fucking tolerable) and i'm gonna do one of these tours. :) get ready

[cstrait]

I love Bill Burr, but an L.A. native needs to be doing this. Hollywood/The entertainment industry is only 1% of the city, yet it's all anyone from somewhere else talks about. No one would put up with a tour of Boston/NYC/Philly that was that limited. L.A. is a real city with real people. If you don't seek that out when you go there, then you're responsible for your own ignorance.

[Premiess80]

@cstrait Yes L.A. was built on oil,oranges and the movie buisness.

[cstrait]

@Premiess80 don't forget shipping and ranching (why do you think there was a nauseating amount of cowboy shows in the 50's). and my comeback video will also show bill where the fat people are. it won't be pretty, but there will be tamales.

[scblackbird]

lmfao is more like how i would rate anything bill does,if you read this bill,you think you could come do a show in seattle like every friday?lol i would get season tickets right,you could e-mail me wed wen you would get in to town on thurs i would pick you up we could go grab a non alc beer somewere trip around sea. n make fun of all the shmucks up here.i dnt wnt to date u or anything wd jst love to hang out.please keep up the the funny shit.thnx a sea. shmuk

[TheCroatiaKid]

these Boston comedians are the best.

[vonversace]

i gott get that b burr magnet..

[jackiefreitas1]

Like? Wish there was a Love rating! Bill Burr is THE funniest comedian around.His Podcasts are the best,even funnier then his stand up.No one can make me laugh out loud (not an easy task!) more then him.

[supersoulscreamer]

@ bill burr, you're hilarious, wanted to check you out in San Fran, couldn't make it and for some reason just thought you weren't going to be back here. Just checked out your next date on ticket master, I'm gonna be there, but please don't back out! Don't want to sit through a tosh o segment for nothing. @ outdoorkunu, hahaha!!! Must me true ha!

[orginalweezysworld]

What the fuck do you know about music you fucking mick. You act like you know how the world works. Led Zeppelin is thee greatest classic rock n' roll, EVER!

[jasonlammons]

that one dude walking "acing his age" (before the reading guy) looked like Richard Dean Anderson!!lol

[MrFan32]

this is funnier than any comedy movie i've seen in a long ass time

[11Cotton11Mouth11]

Absolutely loved this cheers for posting lol he should so do other citys lol cheers for the comedy bill . . . . much luv from scotland bro ;)

[Chrisdrumz]

He's right about The Song Remains The Same.

[RoCkStArUBZ]

yeah sf burritos are bomb love living out here...fuck cheese steak factory

[defender90110]

once you park that that fucker you knwo its over

[baldingmoose]

only 10,000 views? oh, wait i guess there werent any cats playing the piano in this video.

[Maximumdistance]

I'm kind of... "what..." it doesn't really seem like... BILL... to have a cross hanging in the mirror

[outdoorkunu]

Are all the hotels in Hollywood filled with whores?

[Premiess80]

Bill your crazy! I love your video tours on here.lol I saw your last two comedy specials very funny!!! Can you do more video tours with your Prius? So I can see and hear you make fun of the people of L.A. lol

[WhateverWasLeft]

That's how you spot a great comedian. Even his casual improvisation is hilarious. But his remarks are also true. It wouldn't be funny if they weren't.

[ErizotDread]

Burr is awesome...always funny!

[chinezyxx]

Man I love this shit !! Bill Burr is fucking awesome !! I'd love to see more videos with him.

[justinkiddrummer]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! fucking hilarious!!!!! Saw you live in dreaded creepy dollhouse better known as

Tarrytown NY...love you youre the fucking best!!!

~dawn

[DeathFromAbove1981]

Fucking love this guy. Though I feel I need to bust his balls a little... err... "Hey Bill, you drive like a ffaaaaag!".

[proni1]

Bill needs his own show.

[DJpopel]

This was good, man. I enjoyed it. And you better enjoy LA while you can. Its all going down my friend. Oppression breeds resistance. You said it yourself. Last days of an empire.

oh and if you really want a burrito, go to fuckin tucson , AZ! Chorizo and egg burrito, i would fucking shank somebody for one of those.

(im living in exile, no good burritos in germany, unfortunately:-)

peace and keep it up.

[calvinzhobbes]

Bill, you made me crack up! Hilarious!

[TheSWTORMMO]

Bill is the fucking best! I get the exact same way with incompetent drivers.

[caltrof]

Funny red headed cunt!

[MISFITROBBY138]

"look at the view you can see all the smog" haha awesome.

[blackdot1128]

YOURE IN A PRIUS!!!! SMFH! lol

[missdacia]

Omg...too funny! Animalistic sex..knocking over beakers...lol

[groundzer077]

Bill seems like he'd be a cool guy to hang around with. I do that 'stream of consciousness' rant thing too. Congrats on the sobriety man, I know it sucks.

[turkeyandbacon]

see you at the Wilbur again this September! great videos, definitely regular series material. his podcast is hilarious, but it's nice to see/hear him somewhere else other than his apartment haha

[dogthedog2]

omg thanks for this i love bill burr.

[Mrfiji]

Good job making me laugh Bill.

Sober or not your a funny fucker.

[FartScrap]

Noooo Bill! Why are all the comics quitting boozing?

[SarenAid]

Hey Bill

[PolakFury]

Bill is the best

[MrArenVartanian]

Yes Mr Burr Him Self on another tour of hollywood Video i love this shit its to funny. Bill You should become a tour a guide in hollywood driving one of those convertable ecoline vans up and down the street and saying stupid shit all day to people visiting from austriala on one of those loud speakers



[Antisfunny]

These are really enjoyable! Should be a monthly thing!

[TheTVJunkieDotNet]

@Antisfunny would love to do them more often - maybe we can, we shall see. Thanks for your comment!

[TheTVJunkieDotNet]

@TheTVJunkieDotNet If you liked this video do a search for "Bill Burr gives us a Tour of NYC - May 2011" for another 20+ incredible minutes of comedy

[LemonNation]

This is great.

[TheTVJunkieDotNet]

@LemonNation many thanks for your comment - Bill Burr is amazing