Marijuana Will Get You

[showmethebuffet2]

I AM TYPING AT 100 MILES PER HOUR!

[Bushiey]

WHEN I SMOKE WEED I DO PHYSICS.

[CommieNews]

@Bushiey or is it the physics doing you, man?

[Bushiey]

@CommieNews

Man, I dont know anymore.

[bensley56]

lol awesome

[Motumz]

Smoke weed errday!

[Scrapari]

Hahahahaha! This is hilarious :D

[subblooded]

Ladys wrong nothing speeds up when your on weed everything slower and cooler(: weed doesn't kill Brian cells, if it did people would be dieing from weed like they do with liquire but they don't. So weed DOES NOT kill Brian cells

[CommieNews]

@subblooded  I am sure Brian will be quite relieved....

[subblooded]

AhahahahhahahaxD nice try government weed isn't addicting the last time I've done it has been 2 months and I never got a fever or passed out from not getting it. Weed isn't like the other drugs, yet the government makes it seem bad, why? I dunno. True fact, weed has never killed ANYONE..

[WillAndSamsWorld]

Its not fucking addicting! god i can't believe some people believed this shit

[CuervoBlack06]

No backbone? Screw you lady. That's Jive talk for go fuck yourself

[CommieNews]

@CuervoBlack06 LOL, dude, lol

[cater94]

they forgot the last word of the title, high

[nat365]

Ooh, good anti-heroin commercial... oh wait! Lol - I can't believe all the false information they could get away with on television (and in other mediums). The sad thing is, it's not very different today, with bullshit like "if Stephen Hawking were British he would have died", when he is British, and in fact would probably have been worse off American, can get printed. At least now we have things like the internet to discredit blatantly false statements like that (and this).

[Nicholasdude187]

if you try it you DIE!!!!!! *faints* lol

[speedboarder87]

It's amazing what the government feeds the people.

[YouWhoofy]

not from weed dumbfuck...

[CommieNews]

It's actually Bill's Uncle Louis Murray. Good eye, man...

[sneedledout]

haha " 5 days without it and you feel sick with a fever, it feels like your skin is being torn right off you"

[Squig8]

actually she is on heroin, the midle part of this film has been cut out.

[CommieNews]

arrrr, matey

[mikeisapro]

heh, they make weed sound like crack. "IT SPEEDS EVERYTHING UP (STIMULANT) AND I GOT SO HOOKED AND JUST NEEDED SOME MORE, I SUCKED PENIS FOR WEED"

Woow.

[GarsinX]

this proves why weed is bad

[atothex17]

SMOKE CRACK NOT WEED

[CommieNews]

that's jive talk for rock cocaine.

[Rbzc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol

[CommieNews]

I wasn't quite sure where you were going with that at first, but the end totally tied it all together for me and the whole thing landed really nicely.

I give it a 9.89, Dave.

[949883]

hahaha love anti-weed ganja. its soo funny, mainly to watch high.

i laughed my ass off while watching Harold and Kumar go to White Castle in the part where theyre watching tv and suddenly they show a comercial with a kid saying "smoke it dude, dont you wanna be cool?" and the other replaying "nah i donno, alright..." then he smokes it and say "i feel nothing can hurt me" and shoot his brains out. so funny!

yeah like i smoke weed to be 'cool'

[suckmybass]

I love uncontrollable laughter

[LearnFromThisMistake]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I just laughed my ass off! XD

[chaos8988]

thats jive talk for marijuana

lmfao

[Nwildchild]

The cops are so evil in this

[alpPDCjr]

OMG! Now I get it...

lol screw the gov't propaganda...can u believe people stil think weed kills brain cells? theyll get it right eventually...i hope..

[catsinbluewood]

hahaha, hillarious.

Peace for stoners.

[radubody]

this is how US goverment founded mass-media to lie like this.

Now the truth about pot lays in Amsterdam

Peace to you,smokers.

[jkrik25]

if u watch the terrible truth about marijuana u see that theyre talking about her doing heroin. thats why she has withdrawls and shit.

but fuck that shit anyway. stay high

[dackjaniels555]

Lmao 100 miles per hour! more like -5 mph.

If that was the withdrawal symptoms of weed then i want to know the withdrawal symptoms of heroin.. ffs!

[dandaman2206]

i know 100 mile hour are you sure that wasnt coke in the joint...

[jus2sik]

doesnt that scene when shes in the bed remind you of that movie ray, when hes in the rehab facility

[codyantcliffe]

i want some of that 100 mile an hour weed

[lilemy8sU]

jesus christ, calm down! it's not heroin!

[stoofighter]

hahahahaha thats hilarious

[nitr0z]

this is soo true!!!! marijuana is a deathdrug.. or not :)

[deeppockets1]

actually everything slows down

[stimpy123]

its not fukin smack lool funny shit

[bumr055]

they forgot to mention that when you smoke dope, your penis falls off!

[h92801]

the real video was ment for crack cocane,

[lordshadow69]

WTF? was she friggin free-baseing it?

[JAKEWAFFLES]

lmfao, nice

[jmaros15]

LOL.

[Dejavu12321]

It's sad because the people who want you to stop are liars. What to do. I guess we should go get tanked at the bar. Way safer right. REMEMBER KIDS!!!!

Getting caught with it will hurt you more than taking it.

[YangPile]

you know, the ones with no backbone! MWAHAHAHA!

wow, they treated it like it was crack!

I like watching those anti-pot commercials on TV. Some naive kid with zero experience does something stupid, because they're stupid, and lets blame some drug. Why don't they start showing anti-Heroin and Meth commercials???

[TyreNumburWan]

that's stupid.. wasn't it for heroin? LOL..

[YankeesSuck462]

"i needed a fix bad" wtf?!?!?! hahahaha, this is the biggest bullshit i've ever seen. dope isnt a fucking narcotic and its not habit forming.

[imfreakinout98]

yeah, this is actally all true.

I was so hooked by age 13 that i started sucking dick for a J.

terrible,just terrrrrrible.

[hshapiro1]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[xtraricepls]

gimme my 3mins back *sigh*

[RichBrIs]

If the boys who smoked pot were the ones "who couldnt get along, the ones with no backbone", WHY DID HER AND HER FRIEND "GO AROUND" WITH JIM AND BOB ALL THE TIME?

[brunochinovalley]

Thats the biggest bullshit i have ever seen, It's impossible to get that hooked

[paulsint]

a "fix"??? hahahah!

i guess narcotics are all exactly the same

[brassnov]

Ehm... are they mistaking pot for Heroin?

[OpiumMuseum]

Surely the writers of the film were a bit hazy on their substances.

[owtenur]

lol wasn't this meant for teenagers why is it flagged?

[smashpiranha]

Why is this flagged? Are adults the only ones allowed to know what cannabis is now?

[Sobriquet89]

Pot is jive talk for Marijuana.

Bahahaha

[PallIngi]

I have Backbone!!!

[PatrickRostFilms]

How strange, just the other day I sat around thinking "Gee, It just be okay to die right now because I don't have a doobie".

I also thought about murdering people too, very insightful film!

[jus04]

i know what she's going trhu.. sometimes when i dont have pot, i pimp my own body out. i'd even take pot as payment. i wish they'd come get me so i can get help.

[cobla77]

"and I didn't know if I'd ever get another cap!"

LOL

[xXLTBR0WNXx]

LOL

[GLOBALRESISTANCE]

Jesus believes in marijuana. Take a toke with the Lord.

[deathbymetal73]

What fucking administration put out this crap? It's funny but it does sound a lot like heroin addiction.

[kathyf11]

Willie nelson it has not done that to him.

[plapurdue]

Most of this video is about heroin.

[csfreak51]

LMAO weed doesnt do this... i would sure know

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

guys, I gave my friend lsd and I fucked her brains out, lol she cant remember shit

rmemember gentlemen, weed is for pussys get girls on LSD and she wont know what fucked her

[monkeyboy6676]

you sick bastard, you should be tortured severley, you dont deserve the breath in your lungs, die you fucking monstrosity

[closeholydarkness]

ahahahahahhaaa

[pigsonthewings]

haha what bull shit

[blackdog790]

haha i love these movies

so stupid

good laugh

they make herb seem like alcohol

[x1a4]

And I smoked out right before watching this clip...and I didn't care whether I lived or died.

[azmad202]

You edited this, the original version she smokes marijuana, then she does herowin. And you edited to make it seem like it was the MJ

[lordshadow69]

..and what kind of weed did they have???? >;-)

[lordshadow69]

God these people are lame!!!! lol

[dumbbabbit]

lol mj is addictive however its not crack.. the title should be CRACK WILL GET YOU

[tokenblackguy3032]

"thats jive talk for marijuana"

[Indrius]

They've got jack, they've got jack!

[1gudspliff]

thats what happins when you run around with Jim and Bob..

[Arm2]

For some reason I find this comment really funny. If I was a chick, ide stay away from guys named Jim and Bob....Unless they had reefer.

[1gudspliff]

for real man they would have to have some BOMB ass buddah

[Jaquass]

I need my marijuana fix now

I am addicted too

DON'T SMOKE TOBACCO, KIDS

whaaaaaaaaaaat why

ehm

rasta :>

[sltsnirvana]

lmao

[pirosysreq]

Man, I hope I don't lose my dealer contacts anytime soon. Wouldn't want to not care whether I lived or died.

[shaykie]

Bullshit!

marijuana is not addicting!

[CentariAlpha]

AAAH what the fuck, this video is bullshit. Marijuana is not addictive. i use it only like 2 a week. and thats only a few hits at a time. bullshit, pure bullshit

[nojivebrett]

jive talk alright

[1gudspliff]

hahaha dusty

[vanopnt]

wtf is flagged? any way unflag it?

[joceroy]

A lot like kicking cigarettes.

[DelBeano]

Dude when I go w/o my weekly smoke, all I get is some mild insomnia. That crazy bitch was going through some heroin withdrawals or something, I don't even know.

[seaniebeag]

ha, she dont half talk a lot of jive

[merlallen]

same here ff 4306. i'll give her some pot "jive talk for marijuana" for a bj.

[chretiendutroyes]

Damn, that must have been some good shit!

[mapleaf98]

i think she thinks weeed is her crack .....

[DJRC420]

typical

[jto2007]

She acts like a crack head.

[ff4306]

She can sell me some ass if she needs a fix.

[pressprich]

yea, she's "hooked" on "dope" cause if you want weed, you just ask for marijuana. like wtf?

[cobhcmanman]

wat a load of fucking shit im gona smoke till i die that wont do shit to stop people fuck you that bitch is a jjunkie you cunt

[TheModernBeatnik]

Don't use drugs...smoke weed.

[giant92187]

oh my fucking god, 5 days!! and no weed!! she's going to die!! what a load of shit.

[klutchmaster]

Moral of the story: Trust the Government

[pressprich]

yea, because they know what's really going on.

"they both smoked pot, that's 'jive talk' for marijuana." like wtf?

[natemuffin]

hahahahaha. right on.

[happyfunnyfoo]

I love this stuff. The feds have been feeding the idiot Christian masses propaganda for about one hundred years now in the USA.

[Rogelberg]

hahaha... fucking stupid probaganda :D

[sleepithadog]

BIATCH!! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN!! haha what the fuck maaan, she sounds like a straight crack fiend!!

[KotoRyu]

how can they get away with just... lying like that? when will the government admit that its current policies regarding marijuana are just echoes of thier past (and current) hatred of mexicans? they just don't want to admit it. the stupid douchebags

[anuls]

wow that must've been laced with crack or some methanphetamines.

[AgentRoRo99]

5 DAyS! I didn't care if I lived or died! lol, so not true...like 'gr3gro6' said she must've been on crack or heroin. 100mh Haha...she was drag racing and high!lol.

[gr3gro6]

wow that was absolutely terrible. she must of been talking about smoking crack.

[persicaa]

'everything rushes to 100 miles an hour" BAAHAHAHAHA

more like .1 feet an hour.

[AAZISH]

TRUE THAT.

[thepowell15]

:D Comment of the day right there.

[merlallen]

yeah no shit, how come i drive about 30 mph tops when i'm high?

[wwskyy]

The addictive effects that are described here fit for heroin.

[ac3of5pades]

smokin a lil crack laced weed there hunny

[dmateix]

LOL, that has got to be one of the funniest anti pot videos ive ever seen. Boy, i thought in todays day in age the effects were blown out of proportion, now I realize I was way off. LOL, Great vid, thanks for it. Gonna roll a joint, cuz i need it, my body aches all over, LMAO. Peace.

[dryraininbetween]

hahaha sounds more like meth head paranoia

[jon666poop]

its like reefer madness awsome!

[13iiiiiiiiiiiii]

hhahahahahahhahahahaha thats jkssss if somone said that now, theyd be on da floor, im white , but white ppl judje a lot, just like wit black n all dat.

[vinta9e]

ahh shut up and pass that dutch ;d

[dogu85]

most stupid video i have watched about marijuanna LOL

[bongstoner420]

shiit sounds like shes addicted to heroine or crack more than marijuana

[ZeBates]

These old propaganda films are so hilarious.

"Reefer Madness" is my personal favorite.

[derk00]

LMAO! How stupid.

[fart1001]

man this kinda thing makes me wanna smoke weed just because they dont want you to do it!

[itzlagana]

man there's a bit edited out

what does she do when she needs a hit??

[itzlagana]

propaganda gets smarter as time goes on

[persicaa]

very good point. the important thing to remember is people probably bought this shit back then... 'terrorism today is what communism was 50 years ago' -Persica Australis

[ginteardrops]

HAHAHA... YOU NEED A FIX. That chick has never smoked any in her life.

[GLOBALRESISTANCE]

This is why I don't feel bad when US troops get killed overseas. American greed and drug war fascism threatens freedom around the world. Although the slavemasters in Washington create the fascist agenda, those with the guns blindly enforce it. If US policy was so good for humanity, it wouldn't need a global torture network to enforce it.

[BRIANisBALLIN]

What the fuck?

[FreshAsHell]

dats sum wack ass mah fucking lieing as bull fucking shiiiiittttt

[kristina198]

lmao..was this a real video by the government, or did you make it as a joke?

[MaxiMee5e]

that final picture says it all. Inhale and enjoy people!!

[CivicDog]

that relly convinced me...never to smoke weed...fuck i'm HY to say this

[AntiAimer]

LMAO!!! Thats our government for you, people really need to wake up. These types of videos should be shown on public T.V. enlighten people to how fu*#ing stupid\brainwashing there government really is.

[phatboyfromla]

Why has the government gone to these lengths to demonize cannabis? Why has the government not gone to the same lengths to demonize heroin or cocaine? This is the mindset that we must now undo thanks to the 50 years of propaganda. You do not criminalize a plant. Now that plant is worth it's weight in gold. Literally. Cannabis is sold for $400-$500 an ounce, same as gold. Wake up America. Prohibition is deadly. Cannabis is not.

[trickmast]

lol//

[jandaba1]

hahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahhaaahahahahhahaah­ahahahahahaha.

nothing else to say :)

[IIIITTTIIII]

That was shamefull. Scare campains were widely used in thoes days. Thankfully we are leaning to facts to educate in this day and age. How can we expect others to be moral if we lie ourselves. I say give the kids the facts and let them make up their own minds, you will be surprised at their choices. Live and learn!

[klownshoes]

yea i think thiewr takin bout  dope , not weed

[Lazykittie]

yeah but people r still that stupid...thats why its not legal...damn stupid people

[downsouth187]

thats CRACK!

[kingbuds]

wat was that all about its going on like shes an herion addict i smoke weed and when i ent had a joint i dont feel like my skins falling off wat aload of bollocks that video was lmfao

[ghandiluv]

been there before, know just how she feels...

[SuicideByCapgun]

Probably about 65-70% of all of the anti-marijuana protesters out there are on some sort of prescription narcotic. These "man-made" drugs are ok because the governmant and the pharmaceuticals make billions from them. They are addictive, where marijuana has never been proven addictive. You can overdose on them, where there has never been a documented case of marijuana overdose. Wake up America! When do we stop allowing our government to dictate what we do bacause it lines their pockets.

[fringelife]

Let's make tommorrow's headline read like this "teenage dope fad ending" LOL and yet recently the WHO is calling it an ever growing epidemic.

[tempestaisback]

OMG commie, that was hillarious. Thanks for that.

[beaucoupzero]

lol

[CommieNews]

Please be sure to read the description. Thanks.

[camzombie]

well kids back then were too stupid and did not know how to handle it. unlike the kids today they smoke responsebly =]

[EWiZZ420]

lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao­lmfao this is by far the most stupid and unaccurate video i have ever seen. i smoked pot everyday for 5 months then i started to get drug tested because of probation cause i got in a big fight and i have been fine...wow what a dumb video

[staff234ave]

THATS CRACC u idiot "i didnt care if i lived or died" wat a lie weed doesnt do dat

[blindcacophony]

Lol , well this was pretty ridiculous.

[casarrubius]

speeds up to 100mph? hahaha, if anything it makes verything mellow

[SimplyBasic913]

yeah im pretty sure her pot must've been laced with something. i don't think that stuff was that good back then

[willberb]

It seams the paranoia may be a rational fear of being arrested by the police. "just because your paranoid, don't mean there not after you" Nirvana

[allentheone]

woow................wooow.....­............wow...............­......................woooow..­.............i can't belive it..........hahahahahhahahah..­....i mean.........woow

[PRETALIATION]

This is accurate - if the 'dope' is HEROIN.

Pot 'withdrawl' consists of a day or so of grouchy mood swings after which one calms down.

And then finally your dealer calls - YEAH BABY !!!!

[TAYLORD]

This is stupid

[stonerpacman]

HaHa, someones been smoking crack or PCP, shitt

[JuggyFWB]

Native American's didn't cultivate pot. Pot is native to the mid-east, specifically the area around Turkey. Pot was brought to Northa America by the white man. Jesus, do some research before you take your drugs.