Treadmill Fail

[young5ever]

That's the last time you try escaping from the kitchen, babe!

[Haygan9799]

whats up with people and kitchens? what does that even mean!?!?

[thumbcraze]

@Haygan9799 See in the early days of civilization. Women were to believed that they were sent down from above to serve Man. So they cooked, cleaned, and obeyed every order given too them. And as you know meals are cooked in the Kitchen. If you didn't know, most women would get up early to make a sandwitch for their man after they had intercourse. Hence the Phrase "Go back to the kitchen and make me a Sandwitch" but over the years people have cleverly reworded it to many phrases. Ex. Top comment

[vecovecoveco]

She probably doesn't watch the "Jackass".

[20Divine20]

Kitchen.

[ABUNDIS11]

Owwie my vagina

[XHevansbowX]

Did she died?

[mafatu32]

@XHevansbowX I've seen like 8 comments like yours. I wonder, is it a fad to say "died" over "die", or did I just miss English class one day?

[XHevansbowX]

@mafatu32 You missed English class. :P

[HarunaInKrupp3118]

QWOP In Real Life



[MuFFinzie]

press 4. lol quicker replay button :D

[angienicole93]

keep pressing 8. she is getting pulled by a ghost

[ThriftStoreTalent]

/watch?v=XCrdB5xeJEg ........... the rapture really happened. now i wish i had believed in jesus.

[iChErrEh]

@ThriftStoreTalent  STFU YOU FUCKING RETARD!

[7chanconn7]

wow that kitchen has a treadmill in it!

[MrMushroom90]

she will respawn in the kitchen

[tishtosh1593]

what. an. idiot.

[MrEscobar192]

Who put treadmills in the kitchen?

[Joemamma69000]

*step* *step* *stomp* doh *wrist snaps* *plop*

[damnitfeelsgoodtobek]

That's what she gets for leaving the kitchen

[cdiciurcio]

you stupid girl - tell me this was planned to entertain us

[WTHCM]

press 9 for backward supergirl

[guitardrumskate]

press 6 to watch her fuck an invisible guy

[NateUK187]

Last a recall a tread mill for exercise not faceplants... I do sure hope the treadmill is ok

[chesleycareystar]

BITCH 0

TREADMILL 1

[Ibanez3789]

Kitchen.

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

She's not used to running, you know. Because there's really sharp stuff in the kitchen you gotta be careful of.

[BrothersSilentium]

Ahhh, just like in the cartoons...

[mulry101]

This looks staged

[MrVoxslayer]

Thats what you get when u leave the kitchen...

[hejjagedu]

the treadmill wanted to put her back in the kitchen

[iRandyx3]

what kinda kitchen is that...?

[TehAwesomishdude]

good ol' treadmill

[CashSmeller]

i remember when this happened to me, i was wearing shorts too! and there was a wall right behind me! there was even a bubble oh air in my knee lol it was weird...

[NickatNight128]

the treadmill won....it was a workout fail lol

[dom44444]

stop asking for thumbs up you fucking whores, earn it with witty comments!

[AmyMonster3000]

thats a treadmill WIN, its the woman who failed...

[NanoTrout1]

Keep pressing 5. :P

[NoMyaC250eadcrew]

pause at 0:04 correctly if you want see some good ass :)

[Gengstaboy978]

is the treadmill ok?

[TILLIX3]

she was on the way to the kitchen!!

[PurpleGurl1200]

@TILLIX3 That comment just shows how truly ignorant you are. And dont try to say anything diffrent because it'll make you look stupid. So dont try to get your feelings hurt.

[TILLIX3]

@PurpleGurl1200 ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[PurpleGurl1200]

@TILLIX3 What the heck is suppose to mean?

[TILLIX3]

@PurpleGurl1200 peace n love girl,why people take internet to serious??it's just a simple comment!!

[PurpleGurl1200]

@TILLIX3 Well you shouldn't put comments that offend people like that on the web. It's not right even if you were just kidding. But i forgive you (:

[TILLIX3]

@PurpleGurl1200 ha ha ha thankyou,you make my nigth lighter,why did u say this is offensive??

[PurpleGurl1200]

@TILLIX3 It's offensive to women. Saying that women should be in the kitcchen is just undermining their true abillies besides cooking and cleaning and caring for their family.

[nicholas8795]

Oh my gosh, I did that at a hotel and it hurt like crap....

[Dontyoudaretoclick]

<----- DONT CLICK!

[WhiskersMctabby]

is it just me, or does this vid not have a 5th second?

[kasoy91]

@WhiskersMctabby No it dosent have one. O_O

[b0n3z3z]

derp



[CartoonsOnlyChannel]

if you keep pressing 0:05 she is doing the worm. xD

[SyKo4201]

ahahahahahahahahahhahahahah!!!­!!!!!!!1

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

I gave that bitch a treadmill... bitches don't understand treadmills.

[MrBratkenSolov]

stop that gay kitchen jokes

[0CET2]

She thought she can catch up with the treadmill's speed?

[ricardoccs1981]

jjajajajjajajajajaja good jump jajjaja

[CrazyShip42]

who else was expecting the blond to fall?

[SellTheBenefits]

Can she cook?

[collinmartinez47]

*additional sexist comment*

[TwistedGalaxy]

Treadmill : Get off me, i'm not a toy.

[Digipup4life]

Just goes to snow what happens when you stop thinking and start running. XD

[bluetoadz8991]

in soviet russia, they know how to use a treadmill

[ScreamsofTheInsane]

i take it everone watches rwj who commented? lol

[lajaggahagga]

in soviet russia, treadmill run you

[DXSnakeEater]

They're too skinny to get on the treadmill.

[xxxrachetxxx]

omg is the treadmill okay ?

[iiGerardoii]

OMG! did she finished the sandwich?

[NexroHATENA]

Best 6 seconds evar.

[digitalfreak200]

Did he died?

[3bayftw]

and justice for all....

[TheLOLOPITO]

hhahahaha 

[thesharpshooter745]

THATS WHAT SHE GETS FOR NOT MAKING THAT SAMMICH!!! 

[jaydeep123453]

is the treadmill ok??? O.o

[alexini5]

@jaydeep123453 THAT kind of joke i see in bloopers videos ..and this is Just NOT funny ....

[karandorth]

DO NOT underestimate the power of the treadmill!

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Did the treadmill die?

[babygirlhoop]

goooooodddd daammm iz da treadmill ok??

[JusticeBroken]

It was trying to catch the treadmill by surprise.

[JusticeBroken]

It was trying to catch the treadmill by surprise.

[YusufAlaseeri]

It's not a fail, it's treadmill win, but women fail...

[chris20158910]

*GASP* is the Treadmill ok?

[gunzStatic]

Treadmill sended that bitch back to kitchen making sandwiches.

[tyui1200]

@gunzStatic sent.

[gunzStatic]

@tyui1200

KK, we're to lazy to think about right word to that.... yes IDK wtf is that word in this phrace.

[OMGItsKapi]

Ow?

[raikiry100]

STUPID BITCH !

[xdeathnote43x]

I love going to subway cuz finally a MAN makes ME a sandwich bitches. I beg to differ I ever make any man a fuckin sanwich : )

[Kyogre0123]

Anti leaving kitchen device - for da pesky bitches

[MaxFlared]

@Kyogre0123 the woman in kitchen joke is getting really old. did you get it form south park? please stop this shit its exactly like in soviet russia joke. this shit is getting old and its not making me laugh it just makes me angry to see people use the same shit and copying each other just because the can't come up with anything better.

[Kyogre0123]

@MaxFlared Actually thats just your opinion :D

[jgraft051]

What the crap it's not a treadmill fail, it's a treadmill win. Thumbs up if u agree

[noopklu]

Lmao

[stryker4349]

Failblog fails! It's a win

[therocklol1]

Lol

[citruischerry]

Wats with all the kitchen comments? Women don't belong in kitchens so shut the fuck up and make your own damn sandwiches pathetic dicks

[guyfromboracay]

@citruischerry obviously someone's gotten out of the kitchen and had a taste of freedom.

GB2kitchen!

[citruischerry]

@guyfromboracay lmao, seriously this is modern society, not colonial times

GB2kitchen yourself!

[az091575]

@citruischerry im with u on that, ps im a guy. just ignore these immature little kids.

[citruischerry]

@az091575 Wow that makes you a REAL MAN then.

[hustler2406]

@citruischerry are u and az091575 gonna have sex now?

[citruischerry]

@hustler2406 idk r u???

[hustler2406]

@citruischerry nope, i was just wondering......

[citruischerry]

@hustler2406 lol

[ometta7]

@citruischerry You know what would be cool? If we had kitchen robots. Robots that make our sandwiches for us. Wouldn't that be the shit?

[shawnmicheals21]

kitchen...

[ilikecheese9810]

she just got pwned by a treadmill

[gcsopahero]

that would'nt happen if she stay at the kichen

[xMoonlitNightx]

she got a beating from that treadmill.

[1chasegamer]

GTFO OF HERE GO BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE U BELONG

[ace3230]

inertia WIN...

[SilverHammock]

I saw I similar video on the TV in soviet russia the only difference being that the roles were reversed. Weird eh?

[l1br3tyK1ll3r]

OMG... Is the diving board okay???

[thegiantgringo]

i sense a dye job here...

[Ag0rak]

Stay in the kitchen bitch!

[Zachthebassist]

In soviet russia treadmill run you

[tgeorge36187505841]

haha she said stop! its funny cuz treadmills arent that clever

[riggerrogger101]

@tgeorge36187505841 Lol that made me laugh more than the vid did

[Shadowrose54321]

People who are getting mad about the "Get back in the kitchen" jokes, should get over it I'm a girl and I make jokes about that all the time. So just watch Raywilliamjohnson videos and you'll get the joke.

[FlashFireSix]

@Shadowrose54321 Ray did not invent the kitchen jokes, all he did was recycle failblog videos and do rubbish voice overs.

[Shadowrose54321]

@FlashFireSix Did I SAY he invented them?

[FlashFireSix]

@Shadowrose54321 You said go and watch his terrible videos to get a widely known joke, as if he invented it and is the mighty expert on sexist remarks

[Shadowrose54321]

@FlashFireSix Well you got the wrong idea then

[Mac1634]

@Shadowrose54321 Then make me a sammich? >:O Kidding, I'm a guy and I think honestly the jokes are funny maybe once or twice, but the hundredth time it's just ridiculous. People wear out Ray's jokes to the point where they can't be redeemed....

[Shadowrose54321]

@Mac1634 Lol! Yeah I know what you mean. >w< Now your making seem like he invented the jokes~~~hmmm No I'm kidding.

[Mac1634]

@Shadowrose54321 Nah, I know he didn't invent the kitchen/"sammich" jokes, he just... increased their popularity, I guess? :P

[Shadowrose54321]

@Mac1634 Yeah I guess that's what he did.

[momitch]

What's with "soviet russia...blah blah and back in the kitchen" comments? almost every video from failblog has it... In demand jokes, lines or something?

[leivadaros]

@andy732003 u my friend just won the internets ;o

[soulreaper2008]

see what happens when you girls leave the kitchen?

[mysmexyshirt]

-insert kitchen and/or sammich joke here-

[bob119911]

@jb08045 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

[kingraider7]

@jb08045 dude your coment made me rofl moe then the video

[way2cool4schoolgirl]

@jb08045 and teaches gals to punch jerks straght in the ****.

[54rocx24]

why is there a treadmill in the kitchen?

[alaing13]

so that they can get asnack while running

[NemaSlobodnogJuzera]

@54rocx24 hahahahahahahahahah! good one! ;D

[NumbPlanet]

@54rocx24 real fucking original you sexist bastard

[GunsNSnakepits]

@NumbPlanet Ah get over it and make a sandwich

[narutobio]

@54rocx24 So she can get in shape while shes making me my sandwiches

[goalsave1]

@54rocx24 its not this is a soviet russan treadmill trying to send her back to the kitchen to make it a sandwich

[pikapal1993]

@54rocx24 so the bitch can make me a sammich and lose some god damn weight! :D

[geniusjas87]

See what happens when you get out of the kitchen? Now get back in there and make me a fucking sandwich!

[DELIMAN195]

KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

[ImThatKid1231]

Made in China

[giggsth]

Poor machine.

[SmieshNorway]

Treadmills are for MEN!

[hozzygirl11]

@SmieshNorway wow ! really??? last i checked girls can do almost anything men can do! IN CLUDING GOING ON THE TRED MIL! ASS!

[RazoSG]

@hozzygirl11 I dunno what's going on..but... Guys can't do anything girls can.

We can't make sammiches. So go back in the kitchen and do what you're best at :D

[JacomeFelg]

@RazoSG

guys CAN make sandwiches

keep your problems to yourself

[RazoSG]

@JacomeFelg Only flaming homos make sandwiches on their own bro. 

[JacomeFelg]

@RazoSG

only lazy ass morons who can't even get up from the couch to grab a beer can't make sandwiches

it's putting ham and cheese between two slices of bread

how easy can that get?

[MrChelseaFC1442]

@JacomeFelg: WHAT? A WOMAN WITH AN OPINION?

[JacomeFelg]

@MrChelseaFC1442

you are probably replying to the wrong coment

[Amatenosu]

OMG! Is the mashine ok? :(

[lukeo24]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. =D

[JacomeFelg]

@GhostFromDa361

make capitalist america jokes to shut up these guys

[drdre306]

in soviet russia treadmill runs you

[theginger00]

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[CorporationSKY]

stupid bitch!!!!

[BiftaDubstep]

oh joy treadmi-

[TheLittleDee]

Treadmill WIN! Girl Fail =3

[MiracleLeon19]

dude chill with the kitchen stuff already

[adidasrulez09]

In Soviet Russia, Treadmill runs on you!

[BeastlyLike]

I finally figured out why I never got my sandwich!!

[MultiBongwater]

it obvisly shows she doesnt have much expirenc on a treadmill

[HellShiner]

@MultiBongwater It obviously shows that you don't have much experience with spelling. Lol jk:P

[angeloruggiero57]

excitement fail

[xxxXPrisonBreakXxxxx]

@andy732003 in soviet russia head burries youuu

[Umbraeku]

252 people got sick of comments like these and took it out on the ratings.

[herosortof7529]

@Umbraeku in soviet Russia comment writes you!

[JustLinkStudios]

Devostation meter...out of order.

[piggemz]

hahahahahahh the two highest rated comments here are the most commented ones on these fail vids.

1st about women leaving kitchen.

2nd expressing dissapproval of soviet russia jokes

[koolaidpoptarts77]

mine was evven more epic

[JaysonDLloyd]

is the guy on the bike okay?