Angry German Kid wants an Atari 2600 from Ebay

[OldGamesNstuff]

I'm amazed this kid hasn't found his way on Tosh.0 yet :P

[Rouke2001]

Dear angry german kid. Me and my neighbor are in a dispute over the back garden fencing border line. After a particularly heated row, he is threatening legal action. To make matters worse, he has somehow found out that my house does not have legal planning approval, and he says that if I dont mend the fence, he'll get my house knocked down, he entierly has the legal upper hand. But I'm certain in a one on one fight, I could smack the porky bastard right up. What should I do?. Scally.

[PolskaRezystans]

@Rouke2001 Leopold Sez: "Dear Scally: Isn't it ironic that he accuses you of not having legal planning approval when he himself is rather lacking in that area? He does not entirely have the upper hand, my friend. -Leopold, the Angry German Kid."

[Rouke2001]

@PolskaRezystans, Dear angry german kid. You know what?, your absolutely right, I'm going round there to throw a brick through his window right now!. Thanks angry german kid, you've really opened my eyes. Scally

[TheAnneRobinson]

@PolskaRezystans Nice Intro And I Love The Slogan A unique slice of YouTube. But Does that mean That This Intro Is Delicious?

[PolskaRezystans]

@TheAnneRobinson It could be, if you wanted it to.

[Rouke2001]

Dear angry german kid. I've recently been the victim of a telemarketing scam, a company in Botswana has stolen my credit card details, and are currently using my life savings, to fund a sex trade opperation. The police say they refuse to get involved!. I'm at my wits end!. But I know where this guy lives. Do you think I should do the right thing and report him, or go round and kill the bastard. Many Thanks, Pennyless in Pensylvania.

[PolskaRezystans]

@Rouke2001 The kid told me to tell you: "Dear Pennyless: Oh, I can think of so many ways to kill him. Why not shoot him in the head with a .357 Magnum & empty the chambers into his lifeless corpse? Or blast him with a 12-gauge shotgun? Or cut him apart with a Browning M1917 machine gun? Or blow him to pieces with an M79 grenade launcher? Heh heh heh...the list goes on!"

[Rouke2001]

@PolskaRezystans, Dear angry german kid. Lets not go nuts here, I was thinking more along the lines of a county court injunction to revoke his buisiness rate appeals, or perhaps a fimly worded letter about commitment to customer service, but I suppose I 'could' shoot him, though I only own a flair gun. Do you think this would be ok?, its the green one (I don't know if that helps). Many Thanks, Pennyless

[PolskaRezystans]

@Rouke2001 I relayed your message & he said: "Dear Pennyless: Yes, it'll be OK. It'll be even more OK if he just happens to be standing in a puddle of gasoline! - Leopold, the Angry German Kid.""

[Rouke2001]

Dear angry german kid. My driving instructor suggests that I might be suffering from anger management issues, she says that if I carry on losing my temper with other motorists, I might fail my driving test. Any advice you could offer would be greatfully recieved, as I'm at my wits end with the bitch. Yours greatfully Road rage in Rotchford.

[PolskaRezystans]

@Rouke2001 The Angry German Kid said "Dear Road Rage: If these other guys are truly a problem in your driving test, you should speak to Bob Chandler of Hazelwood, Missouri. He's got a rather special pickup truck that could solve all your problems. -Leopold, the Angry German Kid."

[Rouke2001]

Dear angry german kid. Me and my girlfreind have been having arguments lately regarding long term commitment. Do you think I should setle down, or hack the bitch's brains out with a hammer. Any advice you could offer would be much appreciated, as allthough I love her very much, she is a winging pain in the arse. Yours sincearly, Sleepless in Hammersmith.

[PolskaRezystans]

@Rouke2001 I contacted the kid regarding your query, and he says: "Dear Sleepless: That depends. How hot is she? -Leopold, the Angry German Kid."

[Rouke2001]

@PolskaRezystans, Dear angry german kid. Actually your right, she does suck. She looks like a cross between the clown from Stephen Kings IT, and the reason I always stop off at the pub for a stiff drink before comming straight home. She's such an ugly bastard, at haloween, passers by stop and give her sweets. Your right!, when she says kiss my ass, its actually prefferable to kissing her on the face. Thanks Angry german kid!, Your a Star!.

[KilleRotom]

I was luckier than AGK!

[JesseLee85719]

0:58 I want a crayon!

[Zambaku]

That's why germans arent allowed violent games XD

[deveau1]

shuld have got fire fox

[KNIGHTCleric]

your vids suck,sorry

[jiob8]

Sorry about the below comments, they were to people saying wrong translation.

[TheAgent65543]

when i was trying to buy gta san andreas on ebay, a guy bid 35000 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!

i sent him a message saying that if he was serious and he said yes!!!!!!!!!!!! i think he's lying

[mglassmeyer1]

is there such thing as a angry german kid show an wpls -25 or what ever you call it wait nah theres no such thin as the angry german kid show

[smackdown1233]

hey at ebay ps3 slim when i saw a idder he put 9,999,999,999,999,999?!?!!? this cant be maybe bidder put a prank!! and btw polskarezystans you rocks!!!!

[torswimSH]

I WAS THAT BIDDER!

[francisjairam]

My friend is always talking about ebay and using his moms credit card to buy stuff and hes only 16 years old

[owensed01]

great

for me i bout mine on ebay

when i got this lot with all the games played with diffrent collers and not all sound came out (my pacman was blue) so then i bout just a console from ebay and after three days it broke

then finallty ive just got my good working atari that i own now about a week ago as it still works

but im trying to keep the ife going

[owensed01]

that kids wants his atari

thats how i sorta felt when i got my hands on mine

great dea 50 some odd games gor 60 bucks tho the system endid up breaking witch was easiy replace gor 20 doalers

[PolskaRezystans]

My system is nearly 30 years old & it works almost every time you start it up. I also found an old Sears Video Arcade II (another variant of the 2600) at my dad's house & it still worked.

[DaneTheDude2]

*CRIES* Hahaha!...Oh god....I can't stop laughing!! THIS IS GOLDEN!!! *Subscribes*

[harajukulovers109]

the only reason why the angry german kid is murdering his conputer is because he aol

[planetwollball]

bloody germans...

[kdmq]

WTF IS A CHAIN COMMENT?

[PolskaRezystans]

It's a comment that encourages people to copy & paste it to other videos (EX: "Copy & paste this comment to 10 other videos or your mom will die in 4 days").

[DXSnakeEater]

awesome, just awesome, yes, 2600 ftw, so the games are over challenging, but they stay simple as classic arcade games, yes?

[danger942]

i'll copy this as Angry German Kid wants an spinning snowflake snowman from Ebay!

[PolskaRezystans]

Fuck you man weird al sang Moskau

[Varvara10]

no it was denshingis han

[MaidenFan24568]

hmmm... $95,000 for an atari, very funny though i can't think of anyone who'd pay that much. poor keyboard.

[YaMumsBumsGay123]

he has DSL?? get dialup lol more funny

[kidcouger]

he has dial up if he didn't his keyboard wouldnt be completely destroyed

[godzilla3dyo]

no i dont dig

[SpamExtraSpamandSpam]

Atari2600 ftw?

[PolskaRezystans]

Yes, Atari 2600 is cool.

[CrazySkattz17]

lol.... no other image for EBAY?

not bad... still need improvement.

4/5

[Caitlin2114]

Where's your first agk video?

[PolskaRezystans]

It's called "Angry German Kid disco"

[jakesteven1980]

I like your spoffs of Angry German Kid. Very funny.

[djufu]

this is funney

[Bombersnomore]

Who wants an Atari when theres a computer?

[Caitlin2114]

lololololololololololololol

[Rio356]

actually i as a german speaker i understood that he wanted tp play unreal turnament.

[PolskaRezystans]

actually i as the video man i understood that youre blocked for not reading the rules.

[jiob8]

@Rio356

And I, as a veiwer, understood that you are retarded.

[JesseLee85719]

@jiob8 And I as a viewer, understood that you are not really retarted.

[saturnmason]

I wonder what he'll do with the Atari 2600 if he got it..... smash the controller?

[PolskaRezystans]

Avast! Into the Pit of Blockage, ye scurvy dog!

[ZPokemonfanA]

cool video. but seariosly who would bid 95.000$? and just what is a atari 2600? i just. never heard of it. and is that also pirate language or something?

[PolskaRezystans]

1. An Atari 2600 is a very old video game console that was introduced in 1977, and continued with a few redesigns up to 1992.

2. Yes, that was pirate talk. I wanted to come up with a creative way to tell the person that he/she was blocked.

[ZPokemonfanA]

yeah. next time read the description before commenting.

[robertcoolh]

it is a spoof get over it

[PSPortalMaker]

Are you dumb? This is a spoof.

[saturnmason]

I know It's a spoof.

[jiob8]

brenbullock WOW you are retarded have you not realized the 1,000,000,000 spoofs of him? WOw, you're really retarded.

[JesseLee85719]

@jiob8 brenbullock WOW you are not retarded! You have realized the 1,000,000,000 spoofs of him? WOW, you're not really retarded!

[huggz4u]

holy crap this is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube yet

[Southpark124]

He lost the atari 2600 and now he needs a new keyboard. lol.

[PolskaRezystans]

He got tired of buying new keyboards & he ordered a huge supply of them later on.

[ghmbf]

He looks like your father you stupid polish local idiot-!

[PolskaRezystans]

Your mom looks like your father.

[Rio356]

don't be rasist.

[PolskaRezystans]

How am I being racist?

[jiob8]

@ ghmbf

Your mom looks like my ass.

[rdyhrm]

Is his last name Hitler??

[lastcody]

WOW he scares me.

[codyr783]

LOL Damn. Must be some rare games in that lot!

[jeffw1267]

God, I love the Angry German Kid. More, please.

[PolskaRezystans]

No problem!

[startug]

OMG, your series kick ass!

[PolskaRezystans]

Thanks, man! There's gonna be a new intro starting in June!

[1534015]

omg

[tomloadsadosh]

He lost the atari 2600 and now he needs a new keyboard. lol.

[webjunkpoop]

Cool, I can see my old user name on it!