Aladdin in 5 Seconds

[XxDreamingOnxX]

WTF man?

[david34431]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[TheMrman7500]

The uploader comment got more likes then the video itself

[shanemerrigan1994]

1st: Awsome

2nd: SUCKED

3rd: FUNNY

[MichelleGenobisa]

watch out, your video is on low health!:O

[PixelNico]

Hahaha .. meh, that is shit my friend

[Tapuwak]

I think people were expecting comedy but that actually did sum up the movie pretty much =| Well of to watch BORAT in 5 seconds! =]

[bighead5100]

i think that was more than five seconds

[VayuPurana]

@bighead5100 "in 5 seconds" vids are basically the same thing as those whatever "in a nutshell" videos, it doesn't literally mean 5 seconds

[bole316]

OHOHOHO!!!EXTENDED VERSION!!!!PUPCORNS!!!!

[twilovermaddie]

i dont hate aladdin, but i just dopnt get it :(

[trueblood4814]

Aladdin 1 is the only good one

[camptowngirl]

@trueblood4814 Hey now, King of Thieves was good too.

[salviikid01]

i think that lion king is #1 but aladdin is a close 2nd nn following up would b toy story 2 x]

[Inuyasha662]

Hmm that's not jasmines voice is it?

[DustinOffAClassic]

That voice SUCKS! Who the heck voiced Jasmin in this sequel?

[LILjazzjazz]

0:07 scared the crap outta me! xD

[MrInsaneMixer]

0:00 to 0:07 INTRO

0:08 to 0:13 Aladdin in 5 seconds

0:13 to 0:23 OUTRO

[lollypop1738]

that was 23 seconds long get it right

[TheDisneyfanatic99]

It is five seconds, guys. If you count "1 mississippi, 2 mississippi", and so forth while Jasmine is talking, it's exactly 5 seconds.

[MegaLink117]

she looks like shes ganna rape him

[RALAMA2992]

@MegaLink117 It's not rape, it's suprise sex.

[MellyT94]

OHmigosh why does Jasmine sound like she sucked in Helium?

[MrPtrism]

Eww. her voice is so much different from the movie.

[bettaman94]

shits weak son u failed

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Aladdin got laid that night.....

[ozboybrian]

I miss this show.

[Lizbetheification]

OH GOD I'm in the weird part of Youtube again.

[ReadingJunkiexD]

-_- Thanks for the spoiler Jasmine.

[SuperiorFlavour]

Fuck that voice actor. Seriously, what the fuck man.

8==D~~~ U

[nathontron2000]

5 seconds???? more like 23 seconds!

[Henroidt]

Fuck the haters, I liked this.

Maybe because I saw the sequels YEARS ago so I got the joke.

[LastForgottenNinja]

Wheres the funny...seriously the fuck

[TheMGsmiley]

SPOILERS!

[XxPratesxX]

Needs more jump cuts, it makes it funny. BRONIES!

[LordDarkeX]

The funny part is apparently how she describes the WHOLE movie in a few seconds.

[rossmat707]

where's the funny?

[BoBBaB0oN]

FAIL

[E6DeltaGirl]

I never noticed before how squeaky she sounds... o_O

[skipolas]

Longer than 5seconds, you fucking fail it

[weirdaljedifan2]

@skipolas You're new here, aren't you.

[naotholomi]

@weirdaljedifan2 this comment got more likes than the actual vid XD 

[irocz0r]

@weirdaljedifan2 ho. lee. shit. dude. i could see that comment, and I was going to comment "you're new here, aren't you". Then I scrolled down and saw you already did.

[MizzGymnastics99]

@skipolas It doesn't mean literaly 5 seconds, do you say do your friends, 1 second and are actually one second?

[skipolas]

@MizzGymnastics99 Normally I'd say "well that's reasonable", but in this case you can't really say that. These movies in 5 seconds are all based on an idea that made titanic in 5 seconds (which is actually 5 seconds), and 5secondfilms (which are also all 5 seconds)

[ectofrost]

@skipolas The intro and outro didnt count Failure :)

[ThatsFunkedUp]

@skipolas newfag <3

[dhvtl]

@skipolas mad internet person is mad

[seriousWilinen]

best.movie.ever

[wAialuaSwag]

so true

[atromos]

that was the most horrible video ever.

[halflife103]

she sounds illegal.

[XtremeXC29]

saved a kingdom and a princess. guess whos getting laid

[Oasys18]

@XtremeXC29 Mario?

[LazyLonerLayla]

LOL XD

Wait WTF? Why so many dislikes? Geez, its not supposed to literally be 5secs anyway

[EPICacceptance]

it was all to get laid



[mushroomtym]

23 seconds?

[Snowpig21]

HOLY SHIT MY NAME IS JACOB BECK TOO!!!!! hahaha ohh man

[malcolmmorin]

The thumbnail looks like the woman's gonna raep aladdin. :]

[TanTheDancingMan]

Why is everyone disliking this? He literally told the movie Aladdin in 5 seconds.

[Tweater92]

That my friend is pure brilliance!! XD

[ElseMush]

Longer than 5 seconds.

[BIO4234]

AT 0:16



[BIO4234]

GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSS

[oortichi1]

lol shes making the FUCK ME face

[13fiddlerontheroof]

well that was dumb!

[krios739]

*Sees dislike bar, laughs*

[theinternetoutlaw]

i came because jazmine had those "fuck me" eyes lol

[TheMoneyMam1]

-click- "that wuz easy"

[royisstr]

anyone notice the rape face she had on the thumb nail?

[selenaamyrules]

at first i thought jasmine said aladdin was a girl ..... but then i put up the sound and she said u r a hero

[ramirezthesilvite]

Return of Jafar? I thought Jasmine's voice was strangely high... Even if it was the same voice actress, they must have mixed it differently.

[ottodude555]

OK, look uploader. when you say 'XXXX in five seconds', we want something stupid and ironic/hipocritical

[ixonixas]

which 5 seconds? 

[Cantora7789]

"...Aladdin, you are a hero..♫ARABIAN NI-I-I-IGHT♫"

[WebVManReturns]

No, Aladdin in 5 seconds is a picture of Genie shown for 5 seconds.

[acenace24]

-Aladdin Starts

Aladdin likes Jasmine

Jasmine is a princess

Jasmine likes Aladdin

-End

Where the hell is my Emmy?

[TheFunnysmile123]

ugh her voice is so annoying in the second one.

like she swallowed a chipmunk

[MrBigyo69]

FUCKING BULLSHIT KILLYOURSELF FOR THIS ONE

[yoshiog1]

503 people need to get a life.

[darktigerx]

no doubt tho jasmine is pretty  rockin chick

[TheWorldisDying]

why does she have the voice of a mouse?

[Metanator]

there was a sequel?

[weirdaljedifan2]

@Metanator There were two.

[Casarzino]

@weirdaljedifan2 don't forget Aladdin IV: Jafar May Need Glasses

[PottersSuperhero]

@Casarzino "1 or 2?" "Uuuuh, they're pretty much the same..."

[lindaron93]

@weirdaljedifan2 and a TV series

[gbeach85]

@weirdaljedifan2 There were 3 I thought? *shrug*

[espionagexblondie]

@weirdaljedifan2 there were three, actually. -.-

[weirdaljedifan2]

@espionagexblondie There were three MOVIES but two SEQUELS.

[kontovrakis123]

@weirdaljedifan2 owned

[Daaru23]

not 5 seconds

faill

[g1lmour]

@Daaru23 failing to understand the terminology of "something in 5 seconds" fail

[Daaru23]

@g1lmour failing to understand time fail

[ereon6]

@ParanoidToaster I laughed so hard, thank you for making some aspect of this video HILARIOUS

[Mohamed0Sayed]

@ParanoidToaster

You're gay kid.

[ParanoidToaster]

@Mohamed0Sayed What if I am? I'm getting more ass than you. ;)

[Mohamed0Sayed]

@ParanoidToaster

Getting male asses? Have fun.

[sydneybrittanytv]

Gawd is that really what Return of Jafar was animated like? That sucks kinda...

[ninjatacoassassin]

when the dude sings "arabian" something in the end it sounds like he said "oh rape me in dayyyyyssss"

[graystripefanforever]

her voice is weird. What ahppened to the old one!???

[quieroterry]

@thsubliminalCriminal.. I did too 

[rraacchh2]

The new voice actress rly annoys me

[SophieIsAMarster]

Thumbs Up If You Realized It's 0.23 Seconds..

[JoNnYShizzle]

@SophieIsAMarster Thumb down for incorrect notation of time.

[SophieIsAMarster]

@JoNnYShizzle Thumbs down for Wtf you on about.

[JoNnYShizzle]

@SophieIsAMarster 0.23 seconds... 0.23 seconds.... come on man the video is 23 seconds not 0.23 seconds. Jesus Christ.

[Waterman0468]

never saw #2, no idea if they even made a 3rd

[Snorlax891]

@Waterman0468 They did.

[Jordanime]

Ahh Disney sequels, a cold reminder that at the end of the day, it's all about money.

[TheAeroMechanic]

Y U NO SHOW ANY SCENES WITH GILBERT GOTTFRIED

[cocker890]

wtf?

[thenameless50000]

god i would of never thought of that is halarias

[trouts4]

fuck i've never seen this movie in english. now I definitely wont. Jasmin's voice is really disturbing

[thenameless50000]

omg this is funny

[MimeTime111000]

Click 5 on your keyboard for Jasmine's "Fuck Me" eyes. If you are not interested in Jasmine's "Fuck Me" eyes, then click 4. Perhaps you'll be more interested in that

[killerNC17]

when i was i was 14 i wanted to fuck jasmine sooo bad, and i still do

[PrincesTomboy]

5 second movies are canon apparently, since this happened in the second.

[DefyGravity464]

LOL! That was actually really funny xD

[Queenrocks20]

wtf?

[markd9011]

i saw this weird cartoon porn website and she had a dick :P

[Rygith]

HAHAHAHA OH WOW

Wait. That wasn't funny.

DAMN YOU PAVLOV

[nunoyobiznis]

the animation in the return of jafar is HORIBBLE compared to the first one. WTF HAPPENED I THOUGHT THE ANIMATION IN SEQUALS WAS SUPPOSED TO GET BETTER NOT WORSE! D:<

[TheNapoleonnerd]

@nunoyobiznis Michael Isner had so little faith in disney toon that he didn't even bother to give them a good budget. Lol.

[nunoyobiznis]

@TheNapoleonnerd oh now i gets it :3

[wintersnow5656]

dude, y from da second one!? y not da 3 one?

[TheNapoleonnerd]

People don't get the joke. This is a good five second movie. Liking... now!

[nmisa]

The movie should have been called "Come watch Disney put a sexy underage girl in a skimpy outfit."

[FearTheHappyChair9]

faailllllllllllllllllllll



[SerialJoe1]

that was SHITTTTTTT

[TheNapoleonnerd]

@SerialJoe1 Why do you say so?

[thunderg227]

I can totaly see this. Everyone gets into the theaters excited about the movie, and watch this 5 second version of this movie. I'm sure it would get good reviews

[ecchibanzaii]

Fail Jasmine voice is fail

[vanillaskulldirector]

I don't get why this is so disliked - the joke is that the 2nd movie just tells you what happens in one clunky exposition-line. IT'S FUNNY.

[umoeder0]

I think most of the people don't get the joke

[partygirl209]

i love Disney!!

[Gamekep]

thumbs up for Doritos earings

[tardisandfredfan001]

Fail

[QuizLeyy]

Thumbs up if you thumbed down =D

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

jasmine's voice is retarded

[Seaction8]

ಠ_ಠ



[SquishyProducter]

um... he voice is creeping me out.........

[thSubliminalCriminal]

i just clicked cuz jasmine has those 'fuck me' eyes on the thumbnail

[weirdaljedifan2]

@thSubliminalCriminal Understood.

[kingblahblahthe99th]

@weirdaljedifan2 indeed.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@thSubliminalCriminal At least i am not the only one.

[Melen117]

@thSubliminalCriminal hold down 5 and don't let go

[NstatesW]

@thSubliminalCriminal definately agree there

[VampiressFira]

@thSubliminalCriminal I lol'd hard at this comment, because I totally did the same. Except to me, it was more of a derpy look than a fuck me look. Either way, I lol'd. Hard. Thank you sir.

[AidanMclaren]

@thSubliminalCriminal

Sex seems to interest everyone.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@AidanMclaren

It's nature baby!! We all need to get some! It's a NEED not a WANT. =)

[pussycat117]

@thSubliminalCriminal me to

[whaowman]

@thSubliminalCriminal Same here :D

[TatitotitoxD]

@thSubliminalCriminal me too...

[MocoChocoLocos]

i honestly dont understand this....

[Inmyownmatrix]

your attempt was pushed too hard

[masmanwbma]

i thought that was pretty funny



[DirtyNastyFox]

i've wasted 23 seconds of my liife

[RyanStarcraftProtoss]

i dont remember he sounding like that much of a bitch

[JeanneDarkDancer7]

I don't get it. And i ain no blondie. now tell me what's that song in the end...

[fafafagat]

AAAAAAAAAAARABBBIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIGHTS, 

[1MissKarlieStarr]

21 people actually get the freakin joke :P

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Press 5 then 6 for Tesco

Sort of

ITS EVERYWHERE!

[gtgoskate]

Congrats, you completely missed the point that the video is meant to be funny not depict the movie in 5 seconds literally

[TheDarkHavok]

I'm guessing your American.

[36dopman]

@TheDarkHavok we are not all this stupid

[ReviewerHQ]

the funniest part of this video is the comments 

[Nicolae4ever]

Bull shit!!!!!!!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

Why don't people get that it's not actually supposed to FIVE seconds but just a quick summary of the film, this was a summary, Aladdin saved everyone. THE END. I thought this was pretty funny but it could've used Robin Williams at the end or something.

[perogie34]

Um, guys? There's this thing called the back button. You can click that instead of posting some whiny comment on someone's page and looking like a moron.