crazy church singer

[halifaxredemption]

FUCK YEAH! I fucking love the church!

[wolvesofdissent]

All I can say is what the fuck is this

[lseibert85]

Christian's are always forget about the sin of gluttony..........and the singing is weird :/

[Leatherbubba]

I think he forgot to bring out his dummy.

[NikkigirI2112]

@Heptasmegistus,

Hey buddy, ya got a dead cat in yer underwear, or what?

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

You greasy motherfucker.

Christ is going to sneak in your bedroom tonight and listen to you masturbate, then he's going to strangle you with a length of piano string around your neck. It'll hurt as you die; it'll take a few minutes so you'll be able to think about what's happening. Strangely you'll feel honored to meet Christ, then you'll realize he's a killer and you'll feel RAW TERROR.

[vpartwork]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL - no words ....

[Nikkigirl2112]

The song has a good beat...lol!

[gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l]

@Nikkigirl2112, As a dysfunctional social misfit FUCK UP, I know that you feel intense SELF HATRED, and you can't deal with ANY notion of self restraint, self discipline or limitations on SELF INDULGENCE. How nice. You and fucked-up militant, dysfunctional gays like you end up dying before age 35 because of your self destructive behavior (yea!!!).

Just because you can't control YOUR IMPULSES for TOTAL SELF INDULGENCE, you LOATHE any religion which tries to impose such limits. How nice.

[Heptasmegistus]

@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l May the Holy Spirit of Christ destroy you.

[williams6480]

Wow! God ppl be crazies. Like, honestly who the fuck told this guy he was ummm...good? That shit well...it just sucked,

[miskittt]

He should go to Cali and do cartoon voice overs.

[Thorjohnsson1]

Satan has taken over his body !!

[Nikkigirl2112]

He must go to Jer Sandusky's church! He is a FAGOTT!

[mhacymballs]

what the f??

[StevieCoyleMusic]

Ulp.

[Luucrezia89]

This is scary :S

[Kaite84]

That was the voice of the child he molested and then ate...

[peter1miler]

What the HELL happen at 1:20? Did my computer sound frequency go crazy?! lolol

[fryxcd7v]

Makes me glad I'm an atheist.

[1ascendhigher1]

oh my g..!

[renesance11]

Wayne Newton has really let himself go.

[curlylockproductions]

dude this is so awkward. he has actually got a nice voice...but wtf

[leeshalee]

can I get this on a CD?

[Hott2Trot99]

LMAO!! HE SOUND LIKE KERMIT THE FROG.

[marxandmarzipan]

ARGH! SHUT THE FUCK UP

[KYChris]

.....D:

[mowriter]

ugh...I recognized that technique of the visiting speaker talking, then out of nowhere some lounge music starts playing. Using words like "praise god" in place of pauses. Legitimate or not, they make my skin crawl.

[MeLLamoAndresIvan]

Someone please reinstate to me that this was done on a "kids day service" type of deal. PLEASE! Cause if not.. this is actually scary.

[Octopus0051]

thank God I'm atheist !

[titteringfiend1]

SMEAGOL!

[89771015]

OMG, this man sings HORRIBLE. jajajaja

[delizvillanueva]

ohh wait i know why hes singing this song because hes fear fully and wonderfully made

[delizvillanueva]

nice sound to my left ear

[sandcut1]

That is pathetic. He should get his voice box removed. or maybe just shot. LOL!!!!!!!

[fucktheunion]

freak...



[VerminHerman]

Just certain people can make mullets look cool.

[SeyeAdelekan]

.........................

[spook79]

If this is fake the person who edited it is really talented.

[whatthehellbook]

What the crap

[SticksNkicks]

The 1st voice is really the false one! lmao

[0khranka]

I was in a different tab when it started getting...weird. I was like,"What? New singer?...Oh, god."

[91lilfrozone23]

and nobody gave a single fuck that day

[TheFeeez21]

he must work out...

[dvergmengu]

PATHETIC...

[tonymice]

This guy been hittin up the donuts when not causing nausea with his lousy vioce.

[beautyinbreakdowns2]

@slharrismrs. It's because context is decisive. In the context of a comedy routine, it probably would be funny. However, in the context of a Christian church service, it's bizzarooooo -and funny. I thought that applause was fearfully made...

[beautyinbreakdowns2]

@kissthebaby85. LMAO. Exactly. These people will take anything seriously if it come from that pulpit area up there. They all think it was just great and want to know when he's coming back.

[cZach89]

DEAR GOD. my ears...my ears...

[TVWriterGuy]

Actually, this type of presentation is not at all inappropriate or unusual in evangelical christian circles.

No wonder I spent so many years in therapy.

[apexdna]

@TVWriterGuy Very true...

[randomizerca]

Sick.

[earth123ism]

his jeans are too tight.

[doomcrue87]

Can anyone say pedophile??

[rangsit2008]

OK THE GUY WAS OK JUST SINGING. BUT WHEN ELMO CAME INTO THE SONG THAT WAS A LITTLE WAY OFF...

I'M WONDERING WHAT IS GOING ON HERE..

[CountlessBassist]

Okay, so I was wondering why this video was named "crazy"... but now I see

[Jasonmcintyre2007]

He looks like a giant custard pie.

[JoyStickMIDI2]

fearfully and wonderfully made ! #lulz

[henwli]

Wha… Lil'Markie? Is this guy Lil' Markie from the "Mommy you killed me" anti-abortion anthem?

[RRV85]

The blonde uncle from Full House and Chris Farley combined. no doubt.

[scififan90]

I was thinking.. what was so crazy... then he started singing like Chuck... and I am like OMG!!!

[HuWells]

he was a puppeteer and was singing his part and the part of the puppet. this isnt some normal performance. even in the beginning he mentions that it is him singing with another person. it's funny to watch, but his ability to change his voice like that is actually really amazing. its the christian singing version of Jeff Dunham.

[Badam16]

im scared of this guy

[MrStimpy77]

I actually thought this was cute. He sounds like a funny little kid. I could totally see him doing some neat children's entertainment. Saddens me that people are so obnoxiously demanding of "normalcy". He's not that fat, either, who cares, statistically you mostly likely are too.

[felisberto2]

sorry.i don't see nothing wrong with him.

[THEbadGENO]

Diary of an unborn fetus guy.

[sapnyosentry]

It was all going good until 1:08....

[Muckymuckmuck]

It's a shame this guy is Christian, I'm sure he'd be happy if he was allowed to be gay..

[kissthebaby85]

Whether or not this guy was made in the image of god is irrelevant. He was clearly made in the image of a pear. God is apparently either pear shaped, hilarious, or non existant, but the only thing that should really be taken away from this is that people who are pear shaped should not wear pear colored clothing.

Whoever created this guy didn't impart enough intelligence upon him to realize this, and for that we thank you.

[Sarcastic07]

He sounds like a clown. I hate clowns.

[tedcantu1]

Its amazing that those people in the audience sit there and take this "entertainment". I want to jump up on stage and jab him with a pitchfork.. man this is AWFUL !

[audaciousUasinineMe]

Little Marky needs to die!

[BehindCrossroads]

I'm fearfully and wonderfully made..that's the message devout catholic...

[Augustchica814]

im waiting for theodore and simon to join alvin on stage

[acdane2010]

wow

[BRIERFOX]

He enjoys clowning...has a basement too...with....CRAWLSPACE...for­ storage!

[mr94hitman]

Why is the audio fucked up for iPod but works fine with a computer?

[Mincer1914]

this is so aweful

[Killerjosh89]

LMAO.

[philip120683]

Fat fuck.

[ukulelemike]

Eh-George Rock did it better! (google him!)

[ukrainianboy]

Demon possessed? Split personality? Who knows what this is! Then the people applause! Classic!

[ukrainianboy]

Demon possessed? Split personality? Who knows what this is!

[JeminaWINNER]

It's clearly fake

[Megan2696]

I WOULD BE HOLDING MY EARS AND SAYING AMEN !!!!!!!!!

[ronnystoehr]

Isn't it always hilarious, when one guy with an invisible friend calls another guy with an invisible friend insane... ;)

[Keruaran]

lol weird but this doesn't beat "Henrietta and Merna Can't Sing"

[highpitchike]

O my akward!!

[lexdimond1]

this pretty much sums up religion....

[sonicscreamingblue]

at first, i was like "oh this aint bad. he's a little plump, but i wont judge him. he doesn't sound half bad"

but then the various voices came out of the blue..... correct me if im wrong, but i didnt see a single puppet. you know at least 5 kids and 2 adults pissed their pants in that audience. o.O ::giggles::

[monstersarelikethat]

this is the last thing thoes missing children heard.

[snorgisborg2]

@monstersarelikethat this is one of the best comments ever!

[signofsatan]

@monstersarelikethat he might have ate a few.

[MoonwalkerWorshiper]

Well to be honest he doesn't sing that bad

[protogenius]

Next we'll have George and his split personality do a duet for the whole congregation.

[bethzatha1]

um...dats interesting...LMBO

[RainCityBlues]

I really don't see how this is any weirder than what most religious people think. It's just done in a stupider way. Sorry, I call it like I see it.

[MrJackBOOTJacker]

What Teh Feck ? This haunts me at night.

[falchion49]

WTF?

[mreintsema]

this is an evildoer. he talks in demon voices? what's that about? And that satanic laughter, come on

[reid300]

when he changed his voice i fuckin jumped

[kbarrett731]

this is cute. Yes funny but cute.

[JabberCT]

If anyone wonders why Atheism in the US is the worlds fastest growing group, now you know.

[FantasmaBAnco]

Everything was going well, and then he started channelling one of Satan's minions.

Get back, fatboy! The power of key-rist compels you!

[FLYINGchickensHARD]

BANG *shoots self*

[FLYINGchickensHARD]

him and rebeca black should get together :L

[formattester6]

@1:08. at least its entertaining. when i used to go to church i can remembered being bored and wanting to fall asleep most of the time. this would have kept me awake although i probably would want to shoot myself afterwards...

[CaptainPommby]

Oh, shut up fatass!

[10hellokitty13]

dear jesus what those people must be thinking at that moment.!

[SLHarrisMrs]

You guys are rude. If he was on a stage, he would be a comedian.... But because he is a Christian you guys become bullies.... the sad thing is... God has his back... who has yours? God bless you young man!

[number6of6the6beast]

religion is bullshit

[onlyhere4commenting]

How many people want to see this guy on American Idol? Ah, if only Simon Cowell could see this...

[crazyshit911]

after watching this i want to be an atheist

[GabrielDhalaman2]

God almost killed himself that day..

Lucifer even made a joke: "i would not like to be God now,ahahah!Thank god this fucker is not satanic!"

The proof that god really love us is that that guy was not turned into dust on that moment fuck that shit

[bonesandanne]

stupid muppet

[th3randa11]

go Lil Markie go!!!

[Glace077]

What is this I don't even.

[Nate37982]

he sings goood!!!

[abergamo32]

so... creepy....

[skirts27]

Why?

[Derail07]

He must be the only one in the 80's that never did cocaine because he is so fat

[maile321]

omg........i was following him until he went into some sort of creepermcvoice, and its NOT ok unless he has a puppet on his lap, and he very clearly doesnt!

[barbwirelove]

am i the only one waiting for the people with the white coats to rush the stage

[MegaGayjesus]

@barbwirelove No, the white coated ones are waiting in the wings to cart him off to a home for the terminally Christian!

[jbill1090x]

did he forget the puppet at home?

[joycek207]

I think the high voice is a parody of Justin Bieber.

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

This song makes me wanna take a flame thrower to an entire Toys R' Us.

I wonder if the musicians who recorded the track separately from Mr. Balls-on-Chin had any idea of the aural raping this song was going to recieve once it left the studio?

[jootlick]

Where's Tweedledee

[TomWwitcher]

I wonder what his 3rd personality is like?

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

I'd bet a sandwich that was made in his kitchen would also be fearfully made...

[xHaterofHatersx]

@WhatTheFlyinFudge by his likely abused spouse?

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

@xHaterofHatersx Nah, man. I'm just sayin' if I were a sandwich in that fat, mulleted beachball's house I'd be pretty afraid.

I'd probably get eaten twice: Once by his royal fatness, and AGAIN by little Markie!

[xHaterofHatersx]

@WhatTheFlyinFudge i havent laughed that hard in a long time... thank you for that!

[dinglegonzo]

Oh man! that was all wrong!

[gogo976]

OMG WTF?!?!?! 

[michaelcjordan]

Anyone who thinks the bible isn't genocidal, immoral and unjust should read (look up on google) Numbers 31:17-18. and while your at it go to Deuteronomy and read the racist doctrine of the Israelites against every other race. According to them, if you aren't Jewish, you can never enter the house of god... ever.

[ramfan32]

@michaelcjordan let me guess thats the only scripture you've ever read

[michaelcjordan]

@ramfan32 Nope, want more?

[ramfan32]

@michaelcjordan nah

[frsdonahue]

Oy vey.

[namfamily2202]

@TheSidney1961 go fuck yourself

[namfamily2202]

What's his name?

[squreshi10]

1:06 It sounds like Elmo.

[quazzie11]

Bobby !

Or Elmo... I can't decide.

Wow, what a fkn freak.

[freestyleshaman]

Things like this exist. ಠ_ಠ THINGS LIKE THIS REALLY DO EXIST!!1!

[earth123ism]

sounds like a helium balloon

[NoMindSchool]

I can't believe what just happened! What is he?

[Problembeing]

This guy needs to sacrifice the pies.

[niindel2003]

@Problembeing damn, I thought that was a lady!!!

[Problembeing]

@niindel2003 I think giving it a sex is pretty premature! :D

[thumperjunkie]

wow

[HumSweden]

Unborn child... is that you? com/watch?v=KfxFbWo_DH4

[horseshoe92]

This is fake you fools....

[lardasssteve]

what a fucking weirdo. Sounds like a cross between Sam kinison, Chris farley and

Howie mondel.

[TheJDorian]

Worst. Colour. Combination. Ever

[braveryfan1]

um... well um... wow

[whereismygracejesus]

God isn't a book, If you had never read scriptures in your life you are still worthy of being saved. The Creator is the bios of our biological computer.

Subject change. Video comment.

She has exhaled herself and pulled her knickers down for everything that is unholy, I wonder if this is God mocking the mockers.

Return to main comment.

You came into this world without a book, and you will leave it without a book. Life is within your bios false witnesses. Idolatry book worshipers.

Repent.

[warningsofwrath]

This is stupid and disrespectful. The pastor should have stopped him and told him to shut up and sit down. This shows you where churches are today. God please forgive us. ( warnings of wrath . com )

[oneangrybanana]

If I were Christian, after hearing this, I would turn into a Satanist.

[akgypsy]

This was electronically altered....somebody just had a good time making fun of this guy. No big deal.

[jazzx251]

@akgypsy

That's what I thought originally.

But no - it's real. He has this character "L'il Markie" that he's done on TV (cartoon).

This is him dining out on his success by doing his act in front of a live Christian audience.

[miasmablk]

:0

[zushiba]

There's nothing wonderful about this guy. Fearful yes... very much so.

[Flahlc]

It's Elmo!

[StevooooooBell]

Why do I have a boner. WHY DO I HAVE A BONER?

[holtonmusicman]

So - he's Schizophrenic?

[signofsatan]

Hail Satan

[brassartist]

fat Dave Coulier from Full House

[brassartist]

FUPA alert!!!!

[bigutorangepanda44]

what the fuck

[freddygotfingered23]

dude it's fucking meatwad.

[graziboi]

are you kidding me?

[Norn]

fearfully made?

[ChadBurk4420]

OUCH