kayang kaya 08-19-06 part2

[uncletotoy]

@porkyfish I'll bet it's my nephew, John. Check her out in my video, Where's Your Dad? She's always making fun of my accent!

[uncletotoy]

How does anyone dislike this?

[porkyfish]

@uncletotoy Loyal assmuch to the other network i guess.:))

[neckamaculet]

i can't stop laughing .. :D

[DonnieMontana83]

laughter with tears

[melincyd]

talagang hindi siyamarunong mag english !!! its not style!!! she isnt bobo ut she cant speak english. Magkaiba po iyon.

[hyakinoom]

omigash!

[jaydem]

with wings... sanitary napkin? hahaha

[redenguerrero1]

oh my God! it hurts to watch, but she's pretty so that's a plus.

[Antikaku99]

nagagandahan ako kay alisa alano.

[aquamarine09100]

jose manalo sayang k galing mo p nman. kso cnira k ng aswa m plitan m n yan mdami p dyan responsable. god bless pres. cory aquino ur in gud hands now.................

[cavegine1123]

on 3:00-3:26 was freakin funny.

[bludclotjungletechno]

this vid just made my day. fuckin brilliant!

Thanx for sharing.

[G3NOBR3AK]

Aihihihihi,nkakatawa naman tong dalawang to.Parang mga contestant ng "Yabang o Pangit"(Bubble Gang),lalo na yung babae kung magbigay ng clue.Di kaagad magets ni Joey kasi di nya maintindihan yng mga sinasabi nung babae.Pero at least masaya at nakakatuwa.

[pie2530]

Goodness! Where are you from Alyssa?! And who the hell among GMA Cheapangga Staff hired you!? Alam niyo PRICELESS KA SA ABS CBN kasi kahit 10 cents na sahod di ka nila kukuning Talent... Eto naman ang Cheap na GMA ang CORNY NIYO... Nood kayo ng WOWOWEE PRA matauhan kayo na kelangan niyo ng WORLD CLASS NA TV SHOW!!!! Joey Mukha kang Gago!!!! Nakakahiya kayo Cheap!

[G3NOBR3AK]

Aihihihihi,natawa naman ako sa sinabi mo.Wowowee,pang-WORLD class?Eto sabihin ko sayo:Baka pa nga mas lalabas na WORLD class ang Eat Bulaga kasi nasa Guiness Book of WORLD Record na yung show nila,which is kinakalat ng Guiness sa buong mundo.Yung Wowowee,kahit umabot na sa ibang bansa,mga Pilipino lang at mangilan-ilang foreigners lang ang may alam.While the "cheap,corny" Eat Bulaga(as u said)ay magiging kilala na ng kahit sino sa buong mundo dahil nasa libro na sila ng Guiness.

[G3NOBR3AK]

Sa bagay,meron na ring mga pangyayaring nakatatak sa Wowowee para maging sikat sila.Like...for example...

Ultra Stampede

2 Numbers in 1 box(2 in 1)GLITCH

P.S. Well,ganyan lang ka-cheap ang Eat Bulaga kasi hindi nila kayang ipamudmod yung pera nila sa masa at isa lang ang number nila sa boxes ng Laban O Bawi kasi di maka-afford.Di tulad sa Wowowee na kahit mamatay na yung mga manonood nila,they dont care.Tsaka dala-dalawa pa yung mga numbers in 1 box kasi nakaka-afford sila.Aihihihihi

[daigoji83]

Haha tamang tama ka jan. Actually nasa Guinness Book of World Record ang Wowowee dahil sa Ultra Stampede. From wikipedia:

In the 2007 edition of Guinness World Records, the incident was cited as "the greatest death toll in a game show"

[EBBabes4Life]

sobra naman si alyssa miski ba elem d nya tpos.... no disrespect ha... pero sobra naman un..... I mean half white pa ata sya.. d man sya nag aral para pag na meet nya tatay nya haha jk

[widoutadoubt]

That guy was playing dumb on purpose to make Alyssa look dumber than she really is.

[bludclotjungletechno]

yeah that must be it. I mean how can you not know the answer to "but not a long?"

[anak1]

did she say "you can use in spaghetti, but not talong"? hehehe

[weddywie]

but not a long daw. hindi talong hehe

[piesceslady]

pls naman napaka outdated na ng pagpapatawa ninyo ...corney na eh.....tanggalin na ang walang K diyan ....puro gurang lahat ...

[Drexy24]

she is a dumb fine ass lol

[dOsOnze]

wtf nakakahiya ka! hahahahaha stupid! it make me "PAMOUS AND PAME" wat da pak!

[jomaykulit]

shet tlga.. sayang naman un girl.. heheh.. pero seyows un mukha nya ha... nkakatwa tlga.. puputok na ugat ni joey dahil d nya makuha un sasabihin nung babae. grabeh!!

[lucenacityy]

Well, that girl is a bit slow...

[cha883]

Hm, she didn't come across as slow to me. Hindi lang sya magaling mag-english. She came across as fun to me kasi hindi sya pikon kahit ginagawa syang katawa-tawa ng mga tao. Reminds me of My Fair Lady lol.

[jy134]

alyssa is fun ang galing nyang mag english carabao nakakatuwa anyway nakakatanggal ng homesick ^.^ mabuhay tayong mga Filipino....

[PennyLanePink]

Hinika ako sa tawa, hayop....u can use in spagiti but not alone, u can use in a birtday; a place u can eat, hahahaha......

[11062617]

wow galing talga,boses palang mukhang boba na....nakakatuwa kaya sumikat...the best talga

[theboyunder]

talk about beauty without brain...........ugh!

[fragmentideasxx]

Wow. That's sad.

[forbiddenangel05]

haha sobran nakakatawa grabeh.. "english or tagalog?" "NO" haha

[joelb9]

haha very very funny alyssa alano! the best!!!!

[nevermakingpromises]

"You're right what?!" lol insanity

So wait...are they like related or something?

[neder1]

That is Funny as shit! Pretty girl but needs to take an English Class.

[jjoanne24]

this is so hilarious! hahaha

[impaktita1]

di sya talagang boba!yan lang ang kanyang style sa tv ang mag english carabao

[erciasico]

this is really hilarious!!! alyssa is real! i can't stop laughing!!!

[kissyann143]

IS SHE FOR REAL? OR JUST FOR THE SHOW?

[kahitano000]

you guys rock! she's so cute

[engr2k7]

hahaha saya!

[norway02]

grabe natawa talaga ako too the MAX!! sobra ang saya saya! naalis pagod ko.. galing talaga ng EB!!

[eirrech625]

I think it because she's under pressure... yeah she's pretty and bobo... bwaaah ha ha ha ha.

[kissyann143]

WTH! i don't understand what shes talking about LOL!

[joelb9]

the laughest show ever! :D

[joelb9]

the laughest show ever!

[joelb9]

haha very very funny!!! Eb no.1!!!

[tomatolady]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH she's doing it on purpose

[iloveTVJ]

eat bulaga the BEST ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[galz911]

nyahahaha.... nkktawa tlga!1 d best ang EB

[JUMONG002]

4 ANG BAGSAK NI DARYL

[JUMONG002]

tanga ni joey

[SaddlecrookStudios]

A PLACE I CAN EAT?!?!

[phanthomlordz]

all i know is i love her the way she is..DONT CHANGE A THING!

[Lai829]

OMFG!! grabeh kakaloka grabeh!! i wanna hate her but shes too funny! sya na nag papass para kay joey so si joey d nya alm ibang tanong na pala!! galing ni Joey! lol lagay ko to sa ipod ko hahah!!

[applecandie09]

omg, sayang naman ang yong kagandahan.

[anthav7]

"...made me famous in paim." She's talking about her song "Kiss Me" but the word is "Keys"! LMAO!

Pretty and sweet, I'm sure, but also an idiot. Who enters an english language game show when they can barely speak or read the language? Her manager should be fired.

[nomarkit]

This is hilarious the accents kill it!

[braro442]

XD Tanga! Pyramid phailure.

[CyberPinoy]

i hope she's only joking sayang kasi she's beauty and .... just beauty he he ...

[phatzky]

i couldnt agree more, she's so beautiful...

[louire]

kaloka,,!!

[cyllanl]

omg mamamatay ako sa tawa

[tracyca95377]

Allysa: You guys are funny...but we'll just assume you guys are making it up and it is part of the show. Happy holidays!

[zxxxt]

I dont think she's making it up. Its the way she is, as natural as it can get.

[luinc]

so much...

[dantekris]

I'll still bang her..

[SoulChyld]

hahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

[Tabbyf]

super pani!

[h0tm0m]

hahaha...comments pa lang pipolz kakaloka nah!!! galengz talaga nyo ah!

[kulantipay]

maraming salamat kabayan !

dis is my peborit !its beri Peymus en peym !

nothing beats the pinoy humor.. who cares about proper english anyway ?! not in japan and germany !

[eimperl]

Futangina, she is so Tanga ! Then again, I dont care as long as I can tape her mouth...

[sen00]

Y'know, I watch this, and I think, how could I be anymore embarressed at my own people? At least I'm not Japanese.

[jangfan]

with wings?? ha ha ha it was so funny

[glenuine]

isa plying plying wid wings! I don't know sure.. you can use in spaghetti but not a long.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I'd still do her tho! =P

[jayrmae]

ang ganda nya "kaka" nga lang!!hahahahahha

[krulz133]

omfg.

[Igelishus]

ANG tanga nya pero ang sarap!!! :P

[marissaaa]

"made me a paymous in paym"? does she know how effing hilarious she is? wtf is "a spaghetti but not a long"? i dunno, i fass...

[tetbow]

is she for real?! omg!

[chinay09dime]

hahahahahahahaha small only

[maampia]

OMG, such a waste of beauty!

[samaramaroni]

titanic ship of boat?!! ahahhah

GO PHILIPINOS!!

[kire05]

sumakit tyan ko:((

[jbsolo]

it's early in the morning and I'm laughing my ass off!

cheers!

[schizo102]

hahaha really funny but i still love you alyssa!..awww!

[SamuraiShow]

The sanitary napkin was a good line

[micayski12]

omg!! shes pretty but pls dont talk...she needs a tcher...lmao!!

[hail26]

naku..little education nga hahaha sadya ba yon or talagang ganda bobo by nature? hahahha

[hail26]

naku..little education nga hahaha sadya ba yon or talagang ganda bobo by nature? hahahha

[surfcooldude]

whatda f***k...dumberer! hahahaha! really bad diction, english and a freakin chimp who has down-syndrome can do better than this retard

[ksanramon]

tito Sotto came back... hehehe... i guess politics never worked out for him.. anyways...

[headup420]

"you can use in spaghetti but not a long" lmao!

[tsakaka]

rofl...he should've mentioned pasta with cheese...

[dramaqueensien]

wahahhaha!!! amp!! laughtrip

[mcapoo]

this video really cracks me up! very hysterical... keep them coming cado133.

[cbface]

I DONT KNOW SURE!! LOL

[musiqfreaq59]

man, this is freakin' hilarious. tnx for sharing!

[almotor]

you cannot eat it's a flace! hahahaha!

[asiaball]

this is a flace ! a flace !

[hichicks]

waaaaahahhahahahaha

[calimanok]

ang cute ni cindyyyyyy

[pacnshit]

I lak her ALOT!

[jewel28]

she's actually cute...and a very good sport! go girl!

[bunnygirl]

is this the same girl who did keys me?

[dadadards]

woohoo!

[hyedee29]

utang na loob! kakakak tawwwwwaaaaa!

[mavourneen]

Love this Eat Bulaga show last saturday

The best talaga

[HKS7MGTE]

Lolz brief rofl !!

[Astheroid]

What brief??? lmaof

[angelafanatic]

ang galing talag ni joey mang asar the best ka tagalag pero idol pARIN KITA

[sLiCkyWoRm]

great ..