StarCraft 2 : Battle report [Terran Vs. Zerg] ~1/2~

[colorless100]

@MrWebbster1982 ...hypocrite

[TheSaintsouleyman]

How Starcraft 2 has changed since then. :-)

[highfalls1000]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



[GRRStarcraft]

The JoeyRay's Bar was the Merc Compound???

[MrFreakingCow]

0_o awsome game AWSOME!!!!!!!

[dragonreborn888]

Lot of wasted talk and cameras talking about the map instead of letting us watch the build orders.

[luis94289428]

@dragonreborn888 Good news is we have people like HD, Husky, Crota, Force and Day 9 whose voices make the game fun and interesting instead the bullshit of these old commentators.

[darrickwallace100]

dam 2009, can we get some new videos?

[usuitakumi395]

NERF DAVID KIM!

[PTNLemay]

What the hell? You never posted part 2!

[PTNLemay]

Either one of these guys could take me out in less than 5 minutes... I don't doubt.

Damn, do I have a lot to learn.

[Fourteen88SoCal]

TOUCHDOWN!!! lol

[ratonazooo]

men cual es ese grafico

[luchikozi]

damage damage damage xD

[herrseppl]

back in the time where fancy stuff was played...i wish those times back

[GeneralGrievous23]

9:55 Someone should tell that guy what is micro.

[julsdarulz]

hahaha, these battlereports brought me to watching provessional starcraft 2 gaming!!! this is so weird to watch now. everything is misshaped and undone :D

[zerranterg]

is this beta??

[IceHarmony]

@zerranterg just before, alpha version, you will see that they use some old symbols from sc1

[danboyguitar94]

23 people were workers

[MultiDaniel1230]

i'm Korean but i never played this game but it looks fun. It's a sport in Korea

[JoYoNoMeNow]

Dude david kim is supposed to be korean what is happenning

[syndragore]

lmao spawning pool looked so stupid back then lol

[LeugimZurc]

I wonder if the spine crawler pokes itself when it attacks

[xXDARKHASEOXx]

what is this version? how can u take that?

[MrMikeyDance]

Wow the spine crawler looks soooo much better in this verson.

[hikuai338]

damn why doesnt zerg still look this trippy

[PlantsVersusOrcs]

@PyroSeraphim maybe, now let's see the custom maps... hmm, reconsider.

[danyopizzle]

good strategy wow good vid

[feldevourer]

Why am I watching these old SC2 videos

[FistOfDisturbed]

Should've zerg rushed. KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

[pivotdeadking]

reminds me of CNC tiberium wars! or kanes wrath

[megadeth6660]

WALKING SPERM!

[PyroSeraphim]

Dawn of War 1 from 2008 beats the crap out of this game...

[008COSTIN]

WORST GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[visadx]

@MrWebbster1982 <---downvote/flag spammers like this!!

[TheSkratsky]

@visadx whell ima fuck your mom insted of downvore/flag him

[HaliFins]

@TheSkratsky

Yeah I'm sure those tidy whities will sweep her off her feet you ten year old ugly fuck

[TheSkratsky]

@HaliFins ehm im not sure im ugly but yhe it will

[MrSobermonkey]

@MrWebbster1982 the skip thing doesnt work btw how to you quote a time in the video like that

[jthwdraco]

i opened this video, and a football game, i muted the football game and watched it while listening to this video, it was hilarious and it worked :)

[xXxThOmMyEbXxX]

i wanted this game soo bad!!, but ty god they didnt released XD

[sstephane]

@xXxThOmMyEbXxX They didn't released?

[xXxThOmMyEbXxX]

@sstephane ya they did ¬¬ but not that beta thing...

[jonz232]

i wonder what the bar was for?



[HomerPBHULK]

omg.. why you coment a game.. are we retarded???

[HaliFins]

@HomerPBHULK

Are you?

[XxCoDBlackopsxX1]

i love this game. cant wait till i get my alein ware computer to play it.

[JOAchetumal]

Nice videos...but hate comments...how about songs?

[2ndgalanoth]

@JOAchetumal We cant tell what they are doing and how is the reporters reacting to it.

[thatdudeoverthere456]

is there only red and blue colors for teams?

[lamitatro]

"Sees add" "Commits suicide"

[Bomber741Roblox]

Fail , the announcer said the god mode cheat for Starcraft II : terribleterribledamage

[Zauten]

they sould broadcast these games on tv instead of soccer games...

[Wetily]

@Zauten yeah it does sound like they're commenting a soccer game lol

[CerberusT93]

@Zauten they do in Korea ;)

[tomalotube]

@Zauten they do in korea.

[itzck1]

@Zauten i bet ur popular lol

[Svenster102]

@Zauten Go to Korea

[EvadeRoovereFan]

@Zauten indeed that would be a very big and good improvement

[charmmuffin]

@Zauten move to korea ^^

[elijahocampo]

@Zauten stupid. thats why people are getting fat..

[SavannaSandAfrica]

@Zauten with soccer so every1 happy.

[DarkBabyIon]

@Zauten

Or at least broadcast at all.

[hitnrunner303]

Terrible, terrible damage

[centercity1]

Why does this game look a thousand times better then the one I own? is this SC3?

[paulowarren31]

@centercity1 its cuz ur graphics suck ass

[centercity1]

@paulowarren31 I actually have very good graphics, the character models and textures just look better on this video then in the current videos online or in my game

[centercity1]

@paulowarren31 I actually have very good graphics, the character models and textures just look better on this video then in the current videos online or in my game

[rdarville321]

@centercity1 yeah... it looked so epic in the reports but even max it looks so bleh, still a FUN game though

[alphareneg]

@centercity1 this was still in the beta

[madhustla]

@centercity1 try updating your graphics in the options 

[kopaoka1000000]

this game like warhammer 40k:dawn of war but just a little...

protoss=tau

terran=space marines

zerg=necrons



[SlimyCow]

@kopaoka1000000 zerg are more like tyranids

[kopaoka1000000]

@SlimyCow oh yeah...forgot ^^ thanks...

[SlimyCow]

@kopaoka1000000 lol we sound so nerdy :)

[kopaoka1000000]

@SlimyCow haha...

[kopaoka1000000]

@SlimyCow haha...anyway good game dude...

[shadowhunter369]

@kopaoka1000000 zerg would be tyranids



[bmxmotin]

soccer commentators in starcraft live the passion fruits and vegetables eaten

[2BaD2BNo1]

Dunno about you guys but I just love watching these replays. I don't play the game I don't even have it but I have more fun watching these replays than I'd probably have by playing it. In these replays players always perform an exciting, interesting, entertaining show intoducing their best strategies against one another. I prefer watching these replays to watching a movie in the evening because of the condense action being performed during these battles. Everyone have fun! Cheeers! ;-)

[Armalizilto]

What if building: The Reaper Academy, the player be able to get special upgrades for the Reaper like stronger pistols, D8 charges can be thrown at anywhere not just at buildings with a 30 sec. cooldown, and Jetpack Flame Booster (when enemies are close behind the Reaper they take 5 damage). That is a bad what if, op much indeed!

[Purrebark]

07:46 Matt Pooper...

[Zergrush64]

I think google should give youtube back, ads fucking suck

[SardonicNihilist]

Part 2??

[boooz3]

whats with the bar in the terran base? o.0

[MikeKardos]

the only legit online multiplayer starcraft 2 crack - youtube.com/watch?v=FQs6tqMPR3­s

[zetaro128]

This is definitely the beta. The interface has completely changed since.

[JuglarEuskaldun]

btw mutas are too much faster than thors.So if you haven't like 1 or 2 thors in every exp you have they'll attack again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again your workers till' make you vomit and explode your head. And of course while you spended your resources in AA he probably will may destroy all your base with his 9999999 banelings he made. Nuke the whole map and burn your PC is the only way

[ScaryFrog]

@JuglarEuskaldun ofc mutas are faster than thors... thats just logical, seriously, when you entrench yourelf in your base with mass marines and mass siege tanks there isnt much that a zerg player can do, terran are the real op race, everything a terran does a zerg also can, but with the terran everything is way easier

[JuglarEuskaldun]

@ScaryFrog Definitively no,since mutas can attack air and ground they are clearly op for 1 simple reason: mutas are only countered by marines and thors...since pestlings rape marines asses they are useless but you have mass tanks or marauders that is obviously useless against air, and thors are too expensive and slow to becoming a problem,it means after a pestlings,zerlings and roaches wave there won't be marines anymore but 1 or 2 damaged thors..since AA is out mutas kill the rest,or workers..

[JuglarEuskaldun]

@ScaryFrog And actually there's NOTHING that can defeat a full mass of mutas of terran, protoss could with fenixes, but no terran. Marines? It will be like 100 mutas vs 20 marines, and another 20, and another 20 (space theme) Thors? ye may be but their ultra slow movement and attack make them a defensive unit...

[JuglarEuskaldun]

Honestly I think Zerg is really over powered against Terran...banelings rape light units (and deals big damage against armored) So let's think a bit...

marines(in big number)> Zerlings

banelings > marines

marauders > banelings

mutalisk > marauders

There's where it ends. Mutalisk, the most op unit of Zerg. They own everything but thors and marines(if marines are in hugely more than mutas), and there come again the fuckin banelings. If the sucker makes 20 mutas it's actually game over. Or 34 banes

[JuglarEuskaldun]

8:44 Carl Where do you go!!?? Run fucker these bitchies are coming up so move your ass!!!

What's the building with the light-girl dancing for? And what's it's name?(the building, not the lady)

[smeeeeeeesh2711]

lol they have such bad micro

[Horde4th3win]

LOL, i go to school with a kid named Matthew Cooper but im sure he doesnt play this game XD

[xxxxmanuftwxxxx]

Is this the beta?

[saltfilter1]

@xxxxmanuftwxxxx yes

[0Forgive]

Where is part 2?

[Korealty]

Holy shit high quality graphics looks sick.. i want a new pc..

[mellvins0059]

Is this beta because you can't build merc compounds on .net.

[Neowolf882]

Xel'Naga Watch T.....

[KittyMecha]

merc compound?!

[TheMaxidrache]

Hey, Xel Naga are Terran! Marine: Yay!

[Chaoworld314]

@CutingDoom

and starcraft 2 is just a bunch of fat faggots who can't get girls screaming for more minerals.

[WolfenGamer69]

@Chaoworld314 you have just failed.

[TheVlaxx]

@Chaoworld314 lol coz you don't know to play..you call good players losers and fat faggots ???? srsly i play sc2 a lot ....and i am not fat nor i am good gamer....btw i can see u are one of fat faggots so...shus :)

[patrickthegreat124]

@Chaoworld314 your the one watching a starcraft video arguing about how starcraft sucks so your obviously just a fat faggot who cant get any girls haha shut the fuck up

[caduceusguru]

10:00

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE DAMAGE

[Nenadakk]

epic fail game.... 0 skill

[communist848]

He build a supply depot 1st instead of barracks....-.-

[goldsmash9]

@communist848 thats wat ure meant to do... lol if u dont build a supply depot first u get supply blocked then u will be open to a zerg rush cos u cant block off. also it delays ure production of scvs.

[communist848]

@goldsmash9 i always build my barracks first after 2 scv's then my supply depot after the 3rd. Always worked for me :) Zerg rush? in that case, wouldn't it be better if he just start blocking the ramp with the 1st supply depot? Just my opinion

[goldsmash9]

@communist848 thats wat i was thinking as well but i guess its platinum league and they can micro very well so they cant get hit

[WisLaRapJo]

Is that the beta-version?

[finalcrest999]

love this game but i suck ass lol i can never be this good im gonna stick to fps haha

[Pinoylegend707]

Hi everyone! I'm here with you today to advertise "Terrible, terrible damage" by Blizzard entertainment! - USE WITH BANELINGS

[TheWargasmic]

Starcraft is pretty simple, but starcraft 2 has just defined starcraft 1 exceptionally. good job blizzard! except for taking off LAN  ._.

[HymanSpinuzzi]

this vid will show you all the best terran, zerg and protoss build orders and strategies - youtube.com/watch?v=SNMAYSP8ze­0

[loketron]

i wish i knew what is happening!!!!!! i want this game!!!!!!

[ladev1988]

Getting a little bit too exited about 4 marines getting blown by some banelings...

[BrianTakesValium]

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS NEED HAVE LIFE ALERT!

[CanabisAbusive]

this vid is from june '09. wow. it looks so much different

[MrCallofduty6god]

youtube put this on sports

[argentinoforce]

parrot

[PreekTheTop]

at 1:38 he said Mathew, but it's Marc :]

[Kevinkoch2443]

why is this better looking then the original?

[chaosrave]

0:01

[Kox300]

is it me, or they play like noobs?

[WTFWJDoo]

13 protoss player hated this vid

[diorain]

how come some zerg structures look different? And the thing you see when a drone is mutating into a structure?

[josatstevvibckthed]

@diorain this is beta gameplay. 

[baumann0986]

cheaters :D

[XslusheeX]

11 people missed the like button.

[rednas3636]

terrible terrible damage !

[ZaibatsuVoc]

Cooper and Kim? When I heard that, I imagined Sheldon Cooper and Dennis Kim from The Big Bang Theory.

[NobleBg]

Merc Compound ?!? lol

[imilkdude]

wow watchin this makes feels intense

[hectorhac]

These guys suck

[DoomEternal]

@hectorhac This was during the beta. They didn't have access to as much as they would have now that the game is actually out.

[FallenStar117]

Marine + Marauder rush... hit the boulders top sneak into their base.... sneak around hit their scvs and command center

all you'll see next is GG

[TheNowIsTheMoment]

This is awesome.

[Phnxkon]

these people are supposed to be good? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[commenter2142]

wow i think youtube has listened to the people and has taken away the bar

[Javsco]

... aaaaand where the hell is the second part?

[locozerg]

sex sex sex sex men

[framza]

Amazing!

[M00sedog00]

They need to make this televised like in south Korea, because this is a hell of a lot more exciting then world series poker.

[chrissweum]

WE CAN'T TALK FAST ENOUGH!

[polohestt]

@chrissweum YEAH!!!

[crackalacken123]

i like when i watch this it makes me feel like im watching a football game because of how there talking about whats going on

[ikegare1243]

@crackalacken123 yea just like watching MLG halo 3 its even better then watching football

[crackalacken123]

@ikegare1243 i agree



[ikegare1243]

@crackalacken123 haha yay lol i love gaming, kinda a geek

[2coolforcho]

@crackalacken123 haha true true thats what i was thinking

[crschreib]

yes it is a sport, i can see televised events within a few years if blizzard was smart they would get in on their own tv channel

[Sethrezin]

@crschreib Heh, if we get enough people to start a petition, I don't think it is a far-fetched goal. It does sound like a play-by-play, and hell, I often find it just as entertaining to watch as to play:)

[heath2357]

@crschreib ESPN already did some SCI and south Korea has a starcraft MLG equiv. show.

[MrPs3great]

1:00



[TheNitroglass]

is this a sport now?

[DeanFromHell9009]

Starcraft 2 FUCKING RULZZZ :D <3 if you don't love it, you are fag. A big one ;D

[fishermandude100]

gonna get this game for birth day xD

[123iamfine]

@fishermandude100 when's ur birthday??

[gaminitup16]

Get a [FREE] download (of) Starcraft at bzstarcraftii(dot)tk

[PrM876]

the only legit online multiplayer starcraft 2 crack - /watch?v=zhCjjSOl4sQ

[blorgman]

I feel like I'm watching a play by play on MLG or something.

[artrocker65]

@12musicgroup not right

[cerval89]

@12musicgroup Uhm, thumbs down for you, it makes it easier >.>

[Jav]

@12musicgroup What grey bar?