The Whitest Kids U' Know - Whale Training

[shiningsilence13]

No seat belt for billy!

[CMDeiTos]

i wish my teacher would drive us to Florida then Mexico then the occean!

[JTmelodic]

Is... is that it, or is there more to the skit?

[Nickthe14]

Teacher: class get your shit were going to florida 

black kid: what about permission slips

Teacher: fuck permission slips

[AdamTAnders]

HOLY SHIT!!! (I'm guessing that's the origin of the sound clip played over the production company logo at the end of the episodes?)

[CmanBdog18]

I LOL'd so hard at the teacher

[TheWilderMusic]

Akron, Ohioisonfire

[febreezekills]

Zack made this sketch so damn funny... Lmfao!

[CrazyNickPS3]

Alright class get your shit were going to Florida

Little African boy:what about permission slips?

Teacher: FUCK permission slips! Hahaha classic

[RevPerdueJosh]

I live in Akron, I see plenty of whales everyday waddling the streets, inhaling fries like krill.

[82ravens]

HOLY SHIT!

[82ravens]

Wahale world! Ha perfect.

[GuildForumsNet]

Would be ironic if...

Teacher: That's it. No seatbelt for billy.

Billy: Oh c'mon. I need the seatbelt.

Teacher: No! No seatbelt.

Billy: Fine...

*car crash everyone dies but billy*

[adman9991]

Teacher: then where did you teach this whale

Billy: Florida

Teacher: son of a bitch billy

Billy: yep totally did it

Teacher: ALL RIGHT CLASS PACK YOUR SHIT WHERE GOING TO FLORIDA

Student: What about permission slip

Teacher: FUCK PERMISSION SLIP

[Soeibbb]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WAHALE?

[summit123812]

240p quality we meet again

[perception15reality]

it is as you say.

[videos4thefuture]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

[leaderliter]

Sams line at the end was the best line in this amazing sketch.

[bcostanzo32]

no seatbelt for billy

[blackandfaded]

"it is as you say."

"oh my god--"

[KidddyKatt]

Akron is huge. There's no Akron Elementary. ahaha

[jackwagon257]

the collective holy shit at the end made me lol

[jackwagon257]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WHAHALLEY?!

its kinda like a chalupa

[ApplesStudios]

@jackwagon257 there's whale in it ;D

[Aristeo509]

@jackwagon257 But with whale in it.

[arthurdragon17]

whaleborn, eh?

also known as the Tumhkin in the ancient tounge...

(just be happy there isn't an arrow to the knee joke here)

[ajm100a]

WHALE HOE! xD

[gunsnroses460]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[JRadMaddy]

Whale ho, right off the starport side.

[kamratframjandet]

"It is as you say." - LoL

[ElephantMan555]

The ocean she's crazy. I once saw a dolphin jump 20 feet out of the water. And on its way down... Clubbed a girl in the head with a lead pipe. (: hahaha

[lordjustinful]

Omg i did not post this stuff! I was hackedDX so horrible!

[the1997beast]

Somebody flag the fags with the fake ass don't read shit

[slashthree0s]

Behold. I am among you.

[chinchillachicks112]

alright kids pack ur shit were going 2 floada!!!!!!!! wht about permission slips? fuck permission slips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[5915KCool69]

My favorite part was when she said, "What the fuck is a w-hale?

[oConshien]

home to sea creatures of the world, and beyond

[gigman90]

are you mad cause you dont belive it, or are you mad cause you tried it? lol

[mrAustinroman]

HOLLLLLYYYY SHITTTTTTTT THE WATER IN MEXICO LOOKS LIKE SHITTTTT

[arcnova1312]

@lordjustinful what if I'm unable to find 143 'minuets' on youtube? Also, if I don't repost your comment, what exactly will I 'dye'? 

[lordjustinful]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEXT NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEIOS YOU WILL DYE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. NOW, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUETS. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[ParanoidUnicorn]

@lordjustinful HEY READ THIS YOUR A TOTAL FAGGOT IT DOESNT WORK

[loser40639]

@lordjustinful prepare to be thumbs downed by a lot of people then

[xsbsp]

@lordjustinful HEY DONT READ THIS! WAIT READ THIS CUZ UR A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!

[SDNDxShotgunZ]

HHollllllllyyyy SSShhhhitttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RYZE08]

@Vowels1432

hey dumbass you miss spelled die

die, not dye. die

[mrguermo1]

as soon as he said "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!" i scrolled down just to make sure that it was the top comment

[xxJohny3Tearsxx]

No seat belt for you billy xD

[splan101]

did u notice that when they got to mexico the water looked like shit?

[StoneProductor]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ninja0Arts]

Fuck Permission slips!

[blackserenade24]

the ocean, she's crazy. i once saw a dolphin jump out of the water 20 feet, and on it's way down, clubbed a girl in the head with a lead pipe.

[420jbd420]

what the fuck is a wahale?

[ignas1130]

@420jbd420 It kinda like a jalupa. There's whale innit.

[salvationkilla]

Lol Best 2 parts of the video 4:48 & 1:34 - 1:40 XDD

[arctic12345678910111]

Behold, I am among you.

[AdrenalineAddict610]

What the fuck is a wahale?

[matatron2O]

There's no 5:50



[MrJakeEATsworld]

god damnit billy....

[arkhamvictim27]

Trevor:"It is as you say"

Timmy"Oh my god"

PRICELESS!!!!

[emophoenix08]

you see our last hurricane jennifer......

[gothtalk1]

when the hell do i get that kind of field trip my school is poor as hell

[yuuki1204forever]

OK Billy the floor is yours,

*Wave hands around*

Holy Shit!

[RNAsniping]

FUCK SEATBELTS!

[foophy10]

But I want my seatbelt :(

[hunterman8881]

i live in ohio

[mrmuzik247]

BILLY I WILL BEAT YOU LIFELESS!!

[deathisimminent1]

Son of a Bitch BILLY!!!

[Awesomeness5057]

Holy shit!

[dandemon1989]

Whale ho! Just off the starport side!

[GrizDrummer25]

thats about how women actually drive; wide, exaggerated turning of the wheel.

[AreYouLuckyWoW]

hahaha i read the title as "The Whitest Whale U' Know"

[TheWong554]

FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!

[Padrati]

My last name is lambert!!!! lol

[Troupe426]

no seat belt for you haha XD

[MrCskullman]

2 people couldnt "teach a whale to jump out of its tail"

[ILYStrawberries12]

Alright kids get your SH*T we're going to Florida :)

[TheLeonderriey]

suck it teacher

[Th3Apollo7]

Green screen much?

[mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe]

@Th3Apollo7 do you expect them to actually drive and put a camera on the front of the car? think about lighting, and sound. also do you expect them to cram 8 people onto a little life boat and set them out to sea? stop sippin' on that haterade and get some common sense.

[Th3Apollo7]

@mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe dude i know chill im joking >_>

[WhoCares7991]

Posted on 4/20 bro.

[aragoth95]

Trevor moore is a beast

[DillZPickL3Z]

hahahaha " Fuck Permission Slips"

[theelijahnorris1]

no seatbelt for billy!!

[Fu3l3dF1re]

FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS

[mr5legolover]

HOLY SHIT !!!! LMFAO  5:47

[AquaTeal334]

No seatbelt for Billy LOOL

[EmanGtown]

WHAT THE FUCK IS a WHALE?

It's sorta like a chalupa. But it hade wale in it.

[Anthrax80m8]

HOLEY SHIT! lol

[athiestunicorn]

the teachers allowed to take the kids in her car whenever she wants.

[TheConyak]

ALRIGHT CLASS, GET YOUR SHIT. WE'RE GOING TO FLORIDA

What about permission slips?

FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS

[mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe]

home to sea creatures of the world and beyond! does that mean they have moon penguins there?!?

[TutorialsOps]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WUHALEE

[DonnerSlot]

- it is as you say

- oh my God..

XD

I see this moment in my dreams)

[Th3FozZ]

just 1 word LOL

[Th3FozZ]

best one ever

[2257turtle]

"My brother let me try marajuana"

[buckethead0]

"you would have to be the worlds greatest whale trainer!"

"It is as you say"

"....oh my god!"

[buckethead0]

FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!!!... lol best line in the sketch

[wweboy678]

picked up all the whales up out of their tank and dropped them down on the old abandoned barbed-wire factory on the out skirts of town. We found old Sham Sham with his tail all twisted up and impaled on a peice of barbed-wire. He tried to get back to the sea with his little whale fins. He made it about half way through the basketball court but he just couldn't get his tail free so he slowly baked to death on the asphalt while local school kids came out and used his body as a bike ramp....

[ghost369631]

pooooor SHAM SHAM

[yoyo5396]

FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS

[Psychoman350]

"FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!!!"

[aaaa4147]

i love the part when the lady goes WHAT THE FUCK IA A WAHALE

[superelbeaner]

"THEN WHERE DID YOU TEACH THESE WHALES TO JUMP OUT OF THIER TALES"

"FLORIDA"

"SON OF A BITCH BILLY"

LMAO!!

"

[superelbeaner]

@superelbeaner SHIT I MISPELLED "TAILS"



[ghettobird2012]

BILLY, I WILL BEAT YOU LIFELESS!!!!!

[codsterbawesome]

HOLY SHIT!

[breezy9877]

trever is so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daken000]

trevor is the best student!

[GIGANTICPURPLEBANANA]

This is frickin hilarious ! "KIDS GET UR SHIT WERE GOING TO FLORIDA" "WHAT ABOUT PERMISION SLIPS?" "FUCK PERMISION SLIPS"

[beastystorm2]

fuck permission slips no seat belt for u hhahhh i almost peed my pants haha

[beastystorm2]

fuck permision slips

[jake800man]

I loved the part at the end he's just clapping his hands an then it's all "holy sh*t!!!"

[AnonymousComrade]

NO SEATBELT FOR YOU XD

[txx0xxt]

that teacher took it too seriously... lmao xD

[inedibleedible]

why is the resolution so horrible?

[rrerubo]

POOr steve he just tried marihuana

[WheatThins1]

i love he just snaps his fingers then claps his hands hahahha

[Webster109]

woo ohio!

[jakerz96able]

..is it just me..or is the way Zach says "fuck"...awesome? xD

[wweboy678]

"Where did you teach whales to jump out of their tails?"

"..Florida."

"Son of a bitch Billy..."

[zachfly]

0 people... umm. 

[Jamifa007]

(whale jumps out of tail, black lady comes by on another boat) OH HAIL NO!

[JasonDracen]

"What The Fuck Is A Wahalay?"

[melonman098]

"Oh no, that says Whale(pronounced Wahalay) World"

[ThatGamerboi]

is it wrong if i think hes a TILF?

[kandtanimations]

I think it would have been funnier if they when all that way and he just said "Yeah, I was lying."

[mschuman58]

The whale was on the port side, not starboard.

[mothman258]

"ok billy, the floor is yours"

*wiggles arms like there rubber*

"HOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!"

[spiritwitch0412]

"be hold... i am among you"

[idahotools]

"you would have to be like the greatest whale trainer there ever was" "it is as you say" "omg"  " no he is not he is lieing" LOL

[idahotools]

"it is as you say" "omg" " no he is not he is lieing" LOL

[tosseiboo]

HOLY SHIT

[darkdemonlore]

what the fuck is a wa ha lay

[howl87]

Teacher is hott

[Zimx02]

This is by far their worst skit, I think.

[TriggerHappyChicken]

Also Zach makes a good lady teacher

[TriggerHappyChicken]

It is as you say *hand*

[Zizimaza]

WWWWWWWW HHHHHHHAAAAAA LLLLEEEEE

[Zizimaza]

WAAA HALLLLLEE

[Zizimaza]

i could have taught him how to get out of his tail

[kenyoo611]

sea creatures of the world AND BEYOND ? so do they have like SPACE SHARKS ? lol those would be awesome...

[ganjaplanta650]

*TAUGHT

[wkukisdank]

0 people cant teach a whale to jump out of its tail.

[thewolf027]

Fuck permission  slips

[fantom58]

"Behold, I am among you" XD

[immitationofsingers]

"BILLY SHUT UP! GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO!"

[AD7in2Le1]

I teached a whale also

[DoABarrelRol1l]

Starport? StarBAURD=righ  Port=left, so whats a starport?

[NAPSTERUK00]

@DoABarrelRol1l *Starboard

[pumpkinman430]

it is as you say..........behold i am among you BILLY I WILL BEAT YOU LIFELESS

[thetwistedboy]

NO SEAT BELTS FOR YOU

[EQUILIBRIUMWINTRSUN]

best line "what the fuck is a wha-hale?"

[timbrookj]

"Billy! I will beat you LIFELESS!!" XD

[xXllBatmanllXx]

No Seatbelt For Billy LMFAO!!!

[iGwim]

What the fuck is a Wahale?

[sinkorswim88]

holy shit he is a hot woman

[gimmefive1]

"behold..i am among you", "billy i will beat u lifeless!"

[hakim0744]

guys seriously we all heard the fucking video don't keep writing the same shit over and over again to get thumbs up

[madbar4lifexo]

anyone else bothered he says teached and not taught!?

[irishkids987]

@madbar4lifexo I just noticed that XD

[madbar4lifexo]

@irishkids987 haha it bothers me so much!

[JamessProductionss]

WTF IS WHALLAY WORLD?! lmfao!

[JamessProductionss]

THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO lmfao!!

[toshiroowns]

A proper teacher would've told him

"This summer I 'taught' a whale to jump out of his tail."