Minecraft: You Die You Lose! Episode 1 by ThePolishPenguin FT. DJ KEEMSTAR (MC Gameplay/Commentary)

[jaredblueclay]

nice...beach tree

[SwagginOnYoFace]

#LOL#



[Onarcx]

#LOL



[F1NF41L]

this is BEACH tree iwas like -_- IT'S BIRCH

[JyMBL4CK]

WHAT WAS THAT! ohhhh it was a sheep, scared me HAHAHAH

[MrReaper9108]

so if i rise to the 3rd death *flies to heaven* lols

[xViTaLNation]

1st here since a week ;D

[MrReaper9108]

he go to heaven

[DTKILLER79]

Dont Fuck With The Mother Fucken Chicken

[ProBe0032]

Zomg Awesome freakouts!

[cdguy47]

DONT FUCK WITH THE CHICKEN

[M8Tty1694]

@cdguy47 that should be a t-shirt lol

[SoccerSkillz97]

I love how when sees the skeleton he yells "Ah, theres a guy on fire and he's got arrows!" rather then just saying "Skeleton!"

[RafaC666]

you can play with a friend in the same world?

[Crystalbloxcorp]

@IIKingrafaII So epic O_O

[retsnom92]

"I think i ment pigs.... ya..." LMAO

[crazybombjw]

TAKE ME BACK!!! I DONT WANNA DIE?!?!?! i loled so hard at this!

[M8Tty1694]

i only have the free classic version of this which sucks cos it has nothing but its ok i guess cos i almost never go on it

[iTempaaHz]

absoulootly pissed my self when keemstar said im gonna make my house on that BIG MOUNTAIN LOOOOOL ! <3

[Kx1942O2212]

"This chicken's got some psychic abilities, I swear... Let's kill it." XD

[KHMDarkness]

ROFL The ending is making me crack up so badly. I just can't stop laughing! XD

[ExigoDaemon]

Tejb must play this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRegicold]

This was f***ing hilarious. This is what is going to make me buy minecraft

[name8895]

ain't there a part 2 lol?

[kazazin]

first awesome thing of vid dj stand their penguin says i know last time ... what is that looks at sheep oh a sheep.. lol then a whole assortment of other funny things in video.

[KingDeadly626]

If you pause EXACTLY at 9:34 and look at the zombie, it's completely different then what I remember. It has torn flesh, but the old zombies are just completely green. Either that or I'm crazy. Someone agree with me.

[TheMeGuy1]

@KingDeadly626 that's because he's using a texture pack.

[KingDeadly626]

@TheMeGuy1 Oh...lol.

[niall2223]

@KingDeadly626 It's the texture pack :)

[ModernPunch]

@KingDeadly626 do you know what a texture pack is? LOL

[Akirathedon92]

TAKE ME BACK!! I DON'T WANNA GO!!!1

[ittyman1]

Keemstar!!!! youre the best

[HeavondDesigns]

DON'T FUCK WITH THE CHICKEN!!!!!!

[guinasaw]

WTF ?! FIRST EPISODE AND KEEM CAN'T SURVIVE

[IIUNDE4DII]

That was funny he hits a chinken and a flamin homo COMES! and then they hit it again and a fucking SKELLY COMES!

[QDanceCOD]

'I have to come back to the spawn! If i can make my way back... Ah crap.. (Gets cockblocked)'

'You're never gonna make it back!'

'I am, believe me!'

THAT SOUNDED SO FUCKING EPIC!

Love you stu man.. Haha!

[7Rafe7]

hahahaah omg a fucking creeper would kill them

[Destroyer538]

first night fail lol

[Sydberg]

03"00 lol did he just say "beach tree" ?? xDDD. Ever heard of a birch tree xd ?

[huzzlebut]

lol creeper suprise

[MrRex20000]

@IIKingrafaII Then season 2:Keemstar,Penguin,Yoggcast,Se­anannrs and X vs. Notch

[3fan123]

new mob: plane drops jet fuel and explodes when killed

[GFXArtzHD]

this series is fuckin jokes lool!

[chagersfreak21]

what the hell is mine craft?

[SkergeX]

@chagersfreak21 only one of the top 5 best games EVARRRR

[Scolfield999]

What is that texture pack?

[UltimateDuckz]

i found that skin for you Penguin ! :))

[JLUFantasy]

L M F A O XD i say you try again, you didnt do much so be fair and make a new world ;D , wtf is with the flaming chicken! and last "i have 1 "Hache" p wtf lol :D i hate it when people say it like that.

[telechubby101]

Keemstar and F.@.G. FTW

[gordonfreemannr2]

Why the heck are they using raw wood and not planks? Anyway funny series so far :)

[atgmai]

@Own1239 Oh ok

[JamesKirby1996]

whats the texture pack i need it

[stoffQproductions]

what's the texture pack ?

[tehapostle]

Whats the texture pack?

[Nerousis]

R.I.P DJ KEEMSTAR.

[ImINFAM0US]

sfdgsffgsdf

[ToBoUsCuS]

wtf happened at the end

[AlternativeAnime31]

@ToBoUsCuS  He floated to god

[donutplay]

DJ JESTAR

[countpancake]

Lol Jesus

[Clucky117]

@IIKingrafaII Yea! Where they all go in different directions (1 team goes east, etc) and then those who survives the other team.. WINS! You got a thumbs up for that!

[PercipientFish]

LOL I love how enthusiastic you guys are!! XD You should totally keep doing this!

[rone1flu]

LOL LOL-XL FUNNY AS HELL

[IceBlack406]

#LOL

[kyle1282]

Dear Penguin,

CALM. THE FUCK. DOWN.

sincerely, A Headphone user.

[24thLINK]

Lol at the end

[MrNick00713]

minecraft vs. wild

[trehhz]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

[1987BUSHMASTER1987]

crazy video

[TeknoGamers]

Beach nooo, BIRCH tree....

[maartengoldberg99]

that was quick

[SammHD]

best episode EVA!

[scarecrow835]

lol keemstare 

[MrDgroff]

Ending is epic.

K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-KEEMSTAR!

[louisthehalo]

OMG thats was coblestone!

[BallisticGamer]

Keemstar is the chosen one

[FatalDutch]

moar ;D

[HudsonReviver3]

It's actually BIRCH tree Keemstar. I was thinking exactly what Penguin thought when I saw it.

[Jagethemage]

*Keemstar falling down the pit of doom*: "What the fuck was thaaaaaaaaaa..*fades*..aaaaaaa­"

[JunkVVarrior]

This is freakin funny

[LeM8oR]

skull moon

[TheRoReclan]

I have a prediction, someone will die in this video XD

[xbgcgx15]

Hahaha don't go near the duck

[TheDangerNewt]

you need kill cams lol

[TipsEnTricks]

If Only You Spawned 1 Torch Like He Asked

R.I.P

KEEMSTARUMAD

Lived From

0:00 To 7:52

[M8Tty1694]

@TipsEnTricks challenge 1: stay alive for one episode

[incAshton]

put it on normal its harder then hard

[1337M45T3R]

Calm your crap, it's 1 freaking skele

[shiftri]

He needs to lower his fucking sensitivity.

[tERtasdf]

NOT DIE!

*makes a tower up to the sky* WIN!

[Yovkata]

Go into that corner.

AAAAA OH SHIT nooo

WTF WAS THAT GAME IS OVER!!!!

are you dead?

THIS IS F%#^ing BULL SHIT

[thatn00b101]

Now That... was 10 minutes and 59 seconds of my life..... NOT WASTED!

[pr00key]

The "beach" tree is also know as a Björk.

[en6ie]

@pr00key sko

[bagelrat]

hahaha keemstar is so funny

[melaniespikowski]

Hahahaha Second chance. I lol'ed.

[TheWejdin]

these guys are fun to watch but yogcast takes the biscuit for being the kings of minecraft.

[pkerbgone]

rofllll

[Spart117cdc]

Lol so hard at the end

[Nuckels37]

F@G :) and PP <3

[sdkkrew]

@Nuckels37 u play sauer?

[Mshred92]

This was great! Keep up the great work guys!!

[xFUSIONxFire]

Dude this is the greats video ever haha

[StraightEdgeSavior]

@HALOAHOLES I LOVE YOU, no homo!

[Jordangriggs97]

@HALOAHOLES GAY!!

[turtlfication]

Hilarious!!!!!

[TheJERICHOXx]

lol

[zachaqsw]

lol penguin i such a bitch putting the -_- face and then hitting DJ lol what a puss

[multipman123]

go KEEMSTAR

[MetroZelda]

Rofl

[Ihit2run2]

lol best ever

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

ending was funny

[TheRazoredEdge]

i think the episodes should just end when you die :)

[nerdypants11]

You guys are the funniest people ever, keep doing this, it really is gunny, when the creeper came I almost pooped my pants I laughed so hard!!!

[tacospartan]

geez guys, the game is just 8-bit graphics, it's not dead space, lol

[BlaDeZziRL]

/ -_- ..................

[Firemaya03]

funnyest guys ever

[iWispa1]

you guys suck, yogscast dumps on you.

[brendan007]

@iWispa1 haha.. thinking the same thing. I personally love this competition between the two brits and the machinima empire!!! sadly, imho, machinima is losing, but they do have seananners

[Jagethemage]

@brendan007 machinima is becoming a crude american corporation that's already becoming corrupt lol. Yogscast for life! Lewis and Simon are the best

[brendan007]

@Jagethemage sssss... that's a very nice comment you made there.....sssss

[Jagethemage]

@brendan007 it would be a shame if someone deleted it o.O

[thepouchka]

I think I meant pigs.

[DanielSon1996]

wats the texture pack called??

[EmoPandaAttack]

@DanielSon1996 painterly pack i believe... not 100% sure tho lol

[MrKrucible]

F@G

[Linemen4life58]

what if they come from below? can they float?

[xxdxpure]

MOAR!!!

[xbox360pwnsall]

That was one of the funniest vids ever. PLEASE CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Xewl]

LOL, Nuble Client FTW!

[SpaceSniperMarksman]

F@G OR NOTHING

[immortallolz]

F@G

[MegaTouchy]

This will either last really short because of their stupidity or really long if they decide to cheat.

[Xewl]

My internet is going hard on me. FUCK TELENET.

[amandeep8]

F@G

[GBGamebattles]

nuff nuff win!

[dalewaters09]

F@G

[jrv8989]

the constant stopping and buffering when its already loaded drives me insane

[THATKIDREACH]

Ha, magic bone

[Rogue0DK]

Why do people uploading Minecraft videos insist on screaming into their bloody microphones? -.-

[AhotHamwithGravy]

i think u need ur guide to survival

[Chrisruler1]

jesus christ i laughed so fucking hard when that creeper blew up and you guys screamed and penguin was all like "OH SHIT" and keemstar was all like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

[mcrisnice]

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHHAHAHAA

[adetdardarder]

this is a fail series no offence penguin its just because of keemstar

[Djain201]

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING SERIES LOL

[ChauncyLad]

amazing

[thehero737]

LMFAO

[TheReviewHouse]

i just queefed this is so epic but if u can come up with a name for queef and fart let me know because i did that

[SuperJesusPiece]

love it :)

[Tobzzzzzz]

so glad i watched this :)

[lpslostagain]

LMAO HAHAAH

[lpslostagain]

dude stop screaming. it hurts my ears.

[2yang1002]

super awesome

[CraZZyGunner256]

best video EVER!!!!

[BlarganthiaMyHome]

omg amazing video :D

[xDwTee]

Best idea ever!! Keemstar<3!!

[A4moondoggy]

lol next time i'm turning my headphones down beforehand.

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[TheRANd0m6uy]

7:48 best part LOLO

[StickyShop]

8 minutes into the game and they fucked up... MAKE A NEW WORLD AND START AGAIN

[dafattyup]

Challenge,Find enough Cows To eat a potato

[NotxMlgxPro]

OMG MY STUPID IPOD EARPHONES HOLY SHIT OMG IM DEAF

[skateerssuck]

take me back lol

[killer8160]

hahahahaha

[kg123able]

DO NOT say any hard challenges or the series will end :P

[vGameable]

lol I luff this series :D

[Alexmaca117]

keemstar was trying to be the hero lol

[jibjib900]

lol that was great

[dudewalkers2]

Penguin, You use wood to make planks. 1 wood = 4 planks :D