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  • I was expecting for a race!

  • if she aint feeling it then size sure as hell does matter

  • With the price of gas these are vundebar you jealous rednecks.

  • Be a faggot that drives a smart car and gets a BJ from an ugly ass hooker...

    OR

    Be a successful person that can afford a real car and is much more content...

    Hmmmm.

    Smarty cars are for tools. Go ahead, get into a head on collision with one of those tings, then tell us about it from your grave. Only a dumbass would drive one. There is nothing smart about it.

  • omfg! WEE MAN

  • Jackass

  • Hahahah Muy bueno.

  • "Just be smart!" *Parks car in the middle of the road*

  • Andrew Dice Clay gets owned by mini Matt Damon?

  • smart cars are crap i would choose a lamborghini over a smart any day

  • Really good advertisment :D

  • i want a smart car, because you can put a turbo hayabusa engine in one....or a ford sierra cosworth

  • put a gsxr engine in that smart car

  • That would be one dumb bitch if this was real. I seen these Smart cars and there is not even room for a erection let alone a bj.

    I prefer the Lambo or anything else so I can screw the bitches in the back seat.

  • @jimmy101112000 Lambo's don't have backseats. Lol

  • Smart -> Ugly

    Lamborghini -> useless and disproportionate

    conclusion-> i neither like the smart nor the lamborghini

  • the guyin the smart looks like he was getting a blowjog man and hes a the smart in the one on the lambo nothing man that is wrong

  • ...pretty sure there's no stoplight there

  • What the hells up with the guy in the Lambo? wtf??

  • The lambodriver wearing undershirts. His car credit is to high.

  • @r0ll1ng3r : "No amount of physical conditioning warrants wearing a wife beater t-shirt in public"

    ---------GQ Magazine.

  • i thought they were gonna raceee

    

  • gay gnome

    

  • this was the dumbest shit ever

    really all that and you think your gonna get a blow job in that thing??? its a fucking clown car for god sake.

    be smart hu just how smart are you when i crush your little car like a tin can with my 4200lbs 73 solid steal caprice.

  • that oompa loompa is scary as fuck

  • was kinda weird how they had eye contact when he jizzed...just sayin...

  • and i thought it would be a race...

  • i was expecting a hayabusa motor in the smart car >.< like if you thought same.

  • is it wee-man? :D 

  • smart sucks. his design looks like the midjet

  • At the end...

    Meep Meep! :D

  • sieht aus wie der kleine aus jackass

  • fantastic

  • a smart is just a closed golfcart... not a car

  • He's not a midget, he's a dwarf. Midgets are smaller proportional humans and dwarfs are the knobby limbed oompa loompa type.

  • he almost as tall as the car

  • self-pone

  • I'm 6'9" and my wife says size definitely matters:)

  • @Prodriver33 maybe shes trying to tell u somthn?!

  • @milldabeast519 ya she's happy she didnt choose a small dude.

  • @Prodriver33 her box is that big eh?

  • @milldabeast519 let me guess your short and love to watch this vid and anyone who is taller than you is gona get it rite? word to the wise stick with bashing me, dont bring an Innocent woman into it. an no, she is 5 feet tall and can feel me in her stomach when we fuck, something you will never hear from a woman.

  • @Prodriver33 5 feet tall by 5 feet wide?

  • @milldabeast519 no ass fuck she doesnt look like you:D

  • @Prodriver33 LOL im 5'x'5' with a soup can dick. u do know its not the length she lookn for

  • he looks like wee man 

  • Lol.... duh you were a midget dont act like that was a surprise

  • Nah ill take the lambo not the bitch

  • funny how a he who is soo short barley manage to get in that thingXD how is a regular person ever gonna do that:O

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WEE MANS BROTHER O.O IM ON FUCKING CRACK :3

  • what happened to the fuking race bitch?

  • what happened to the fuking race bitch?

  • most boring video on youtube?

    

  • That was a great video, and yes it is not the size that counts it is getting the chicks.

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  • 0:35 x'DDD Geil

  • f*ck the bitch, i would still prefer the lambo...

  • i was thinking they put a hybusa in it and he was going to smoke him XD but then the chick poped up and the other guy got roasted

  • This really happened, I saw it on CNN.

  • classic

    

  • WIN

  • you have no idea how many blowjobs you can get with a lambo.

  • @Ivannos92 LMAO you need a lambo to get bowjobs hahaha

  • @Ivannos92 yeah... from skanky gold diggers lolz

    quality > quantity

  • @Ivannos92 Only LOSERS need a cool car to get chicks...

  • @Ivannos92 : Well, maybe not THIS Lambo guy....hahahaha

  • @Ivannos92 Dude if I had a Lambo, my dick wouldn't be able to breathe until the car was gone, ROFL!

  • @Ivannos92 so you nead a car 2 get a blowjob???

    serious dude get a life

  • o o ginomo kkk'

  • kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

  • The funny thing was the smart was like a foot taller lolr

  • @KOOLANCE720 That's logical. If you can afford a Lamborghini, don't you think that insurance is probably no problem?

  • Haha, at the end he acts like "Oh, surprise, I'm a midget!" Yeah, we all knew you were a midget from the start.

  • like if you sill would have the lambo

  • Plymouth Prowler at 0:05

  • its probably a kit car lambo anyway.

  • @jimmyhoffa9 its a rental...

  • too bad you don't buy Lambo's for performance

  • hahaha that was great.

  • lil man getting some HEAD!!!

  • Size doesn't matter, unless you're a midget.

  • isn't he Wee-Man ?

  • THATS THAT GUY FROM JACKASS !!!

  • @Gillian15987 Nah its not, all midgets look alike...

  • @internetexplorer92 really ??

  • @Gillian15987 Yarly

  • @Gillian15987 Nope

  • Yeah but he has the Raging Bull, you now have raging herpes

  • "u may have a 200,000 dollar lambo but i gotta 12,000 dollar car and a tramp, oh wut now" lmao

  • vai te fuder anão

  • would take the lambo for a blonde any day.

  • zu geil !!!

  • i bet that little guy owns both of those cars and thats his girl too

  • im sorry, i care about my safety and apperance more that my planet.

  • @ktm016 you must be an insecure selfish person

  • lmao i thought it was gonna be one of those smart cars with the freaking hayabusa motors inside of it.

  • size does matter, how else you are you gonna be able to go on all the rides at the amusement park?

  • lambo all the way ;)

  • Weeman?

  • come on, thats just not real life! :D

    in real life you have the lambo, the money, the bitches u know that!

  • Funny!

    shoplocater.nl/autos-en-motore­n/autos

  • hahaha! that was hilarious, but then I started thinking...that midget was watching that buff dude while he was getting OFF!! I got head while watching the scorpian king and I couldn't get it up!! Everytime i looked up there was the rock. Either he's got some serious concentration or hes gay

  • people who drive lambos are douches and it's not because they're gas guzzlers lambos are over prices and over rated as for smarts cars you wouldn't ever see me driving one I just don't care for them plus if i did drive one the only pussy I'd ever get would be ugly tree hugging,hundred cat owning,many medications taking, eco hippie dancing kind. Not to mention I'd rather drive a Nissan 240SX for fun or an Aston Martin DB9 for picking up hot chicks

  • that midget was in jackass 3D right?

  • So buying a smart car will get you a BJ from a chick that probably has hairy armpits...i'll pass

  • The primitive ugly retarded monkey who drive the Lambo got what he deserve.

    He's just a shit listening to SHIT "music" .

    The Smart driver is MUCH smart listening to REAL Music and enjoying a blowjob.

    FUCK (c)rap (s)hit hop

  • LOOOOL iiiits coooll

  • they would have a midget in the smart car hahaha

  • Now that is the funniest video ever!

  • jajajaja que gandaya el chaparrito bien humillado el mamado

  • hahaha best! :D

  • LOL!!!

  • i guess how many bitches will have the lambo's driver =))

  • u have been PWND!

  • this commercial was kinda predictable... (the girl)

  • in reallilfe, sadly, the girl would just jump out of the smart and initiate blowjob mode on lambo-guy

  • @fraghetti Not if it was a Smart Roadster, looks and sounds even more exotic than the Gallardo. Rarer too :)

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  • The guy with the Lamborghini needs to sell his car and buy a shirt.

  • he came looking at a dude... gay

  • Wth!! xD Size is everything, for cars i mean =D

  • dang, pour little dude, he has a piece of crap and a dumb hoe.

  • haha cool :D

  • jajajajaja

  • smart is beautiful!

  • Very funny

  • SMART CARS ARE PEICES OF SHIT!

  • is that WEEMAN from jackass???? XD

  • HAHAHHAHAH Epic midget win !!!

  • lmao yeyyyyaah

  • true size doesnt matter

  • lmfao... O_o

  • Smart Car vs Lamborghini. Produced By Gary Malick and Andy Kumpon, Malbec Gold Productions.

  • the car looks too small for him

  • I like it. It's nice when car is not making your penis longer - car must be useful and leastwise a bit economic - than nice looking and loud. Be smart ;]

    BTW: You can put nice soundset to smart ;]

  • I LOL'd

  • Need to convert the 2WD Smart to a 4WD and put 1000hp to the wheel and it would own everything

    It would be the worlds best Sleeper

  • check out the suzuki gsxr converted one...

  • @bizzyfingers yeah I seen that already

  • @AntDX316

    yeah so would my bicycle...

  • Midgets are so awesome.

  • A lambourghini is like a drunk chick on a saturday night, except twice as fun. However I am still confused - don't smart cars attract homosexual men? No idea what a girl was doing in there

  • He came.

  • honestly i would still rather have the lamb and no bitch but thats just me.

  • lol yeah me too

  • yea me too by 100%

  • @lcascio313g

    its not just u , i could c 35 ppl with u :p including me

  • @lcascio313g And me..!

  • @lcascio313g same here :P

    I don't fit in the smart, i'm too tall :P

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  • @JaxDryke um unless your like 6'10" you can fit in a smart car i'm 6'2" and i have loads of room...

  • @convictedmike

    I'm 6'6" and I don't fit under the steering wheel with my legs...

  • @lcascio313g Your exactly right brother.. Though a Bull will get you those if needed ; )

  • ITS DAM RIGHT MAN, Size DOES NOT MATTER, be FUKING SMART like Vietnam's wars , USA vs North VNA. cool commercial

  • @DuMaAiLayTenTao , guess you've never been to an ESL class. Learn English before making comments here you FOB.

  • jaja le gano gacho

  • hahahahah

    not bad, not bad

  • hahahahaaa! owned! :D

  • xD

    jajjajajajjajajaja

  • hahaha

  • e io k mi aspettavo k skizzasse via come un fulmine in impennata la smart. bha!

  • fck that.

    pull up in a ZR1 and you get all the chicks.

  • mittticooo

  • Haha...Whut the fuck???...Xp

  • Smarts are very practical cars, they come with attachable blades and push handles, to use them as lawn mowers.

  • lol

  • did the Lamborghini man die?

  • To damn funny!!!

  • Wee Man?

  • dave i love you !!

  • omg i love that vid like o yea bring it on wit lil smart guy lambo rrrrr smart girl pop out :P that smart power

  • Hahahahahaaaa!!!! ^^

  • Hahaha well funny!!!

    Top marks here

  • The guy in the Lambo still one.

  • Wait!

    Shit.

    I know I can't spell.

    I meant won.

  • that guy is verticly challenged

  • Who say "lambo is for loser", so he is will a loser for all their fucking life guys... so.. keep attention! XD LAMBO ITALY RULEZ !!!!!

  • so geil :-)

    lambo 4 loser ;-)

  • seeeeeeeeeeeee ti piacerebbe..........