Be a faggot that drives a smart car and gets a BJ from an ugly ass hooker...
OR
Be a successful person that can afford a real car and is much more content...
Hmmmm.
Smarty cars are for tools. Go ahead, get into a head on collision with one of those tings, then tell us about it from your grave. Only a dumbass would drive one. There is nothing smart about it.
@milldabeast519 let me guess your short and love to watch this vid and anyone who is taller than you is gona get it rite? word to the wise stick with bashing me, dont bring an Innocent woman into it. an no, she is 5 feet tall and can feel me in her stomach when we fuck, something you will never hear from a woman.
hahaha! that was hilarious, but then I started thinking...that midget was watching that buff dude while he was getting OFF!! I got head while watching the scorpian king and I couldn't get it up!! Everytime i looked up there was the rock. Either he's got some serious concentration or hes gay
people who drive lambos are douches and it's not because they're gas guzzlers lambos are over prices and over rated as for smarts cars you wouldn't ever see me driving one I just don't care for them plus if i did drive one the only pussy I'd ever get would be ugly tree hugging,hundred cat owning,many medications taking, eco hippie dancing kind. Not to mention I'd rather drive a Nissan 240SX for fun or an Aston Martin DB9 for picking up hot chicks
I like it. It's nice when car is not making your penis longer - car must be useful and leastwise a bit economic - than nice looking and loud. Be smart ;]
A lambourghini is like a drunk chick on a saturday night, except twice as fun. However I am still confused - don't smart cars attract homosexual men? No idea what a girl was doing in there
I was expecting for a race!
andreimolist 2 days ago
if she aint feeling it then size sure as hell does matter
Gangstabob716 2 days ago
With the price of gas these are vundebar you jealous rednecks.
cedarabe 6 days ago
Be a faggot that drives a smart car and gets a BJ from an ugly ass hooker...
OR
Be a successful person that can afford a real car and is much more content...
Hmmmm.
Smarty cars are for tools. Go ahead, get into a head on collision with one of those tings, then tell us about it from your grave. Only a dumbass would drive one. There is nothing smart about it.
EpicHaxThriller 1 week ago
omfg! WEE MAN
zzlegazpi 1 week ago
Jackass
professional3289 1 week ago
Hahahah Muy bueno.
Sergi292 3 weeks ago
"Just be smart!" *Parks car in the middle of the road*
Antitroll2011 3 weeks ago 4
Andrew Dice Clay gets owned by mini Matt Damon?
camaryn231 3 weeks ago
smart cars are crap i would choose a lamborghini over a smart any day
Bowlflix 3 weeks ago
Really good advertisment :D
mistermissisable 1 month ago
i want a smart car, because you can put a turbo hayabusa engine in one....or a ford sierra cosworth
TecZero1000 1 month ago
put a gsxr engine in that smart car
XxHOCKEYxX57 1 month ago
That would be one dumb bitch if this was real. I seen these Smart cars and there is not even room for a erection let alone a bj.
I prefer the Lambo or anything else so I can screw the bitches in the back seat.
jimmy101112000 1 month ago
@jimmy101112000 Lambo's don't have backseats. Lol
VicTheMazdaFan1993 1 month ago 2
Smart -> Ugly
Lamborghini -> useless and disproportionate
conclusion-> i neither like the smart nor the lamborghini
TheHiobazard 1 month ago
the guyin the smart looks like he was getting a blowjog man and hes a the smart in the one on the lambo nothing man that is wrong
nastuudan111 1 month ago
...pretty sure there's no stoplight there
Goobagob 2 months ago 2
What the hells up with the guy in the Lambo? wtf??
MegaVolks 2 months ago
The lambodriver wearing undershirts. His car credit is to high.
r0ll1ng3r 2 months ago 2
@r0ll1ng3r : "No amount of physical conditioning warrants wearing a wife beater t-shirt in public"
---------GQ Magazine.
specialtysales 1 month ago
i thought they were gonna raceee
runningchicken13 2 months ago 2
gay gnome
diablito123 2 months ago
this was the dumbest shit ever
really all that and you think your gonna get a blow job in that thing??? its a fucking clown car for god sake.
be smart hu just how smart are you when i crush your little car like a tin can with my 4200lbs 73 solid steal caprice.
hardwirecars 2 months ago 2
that oompa loompa is scary as fuck
socalep1 2 months ago 3
was kinda weird how they had eye contact when he jizzed...just sayin...
TommyTee2008 2 months ago 3
and i thought it would be a race...
MinecraftC6 2 months ago
i was expecting a hayabusa motor in the smart car >.< like if you thought same.
jpyb 2 months ago
is it wee-man? :D
FreshChicken666 2 months ago
smart sucks. his design looks like the midjet
danielrochapimentel1 3 months ago
At the end...
Meep Meep! :D
TheSovietEnd 3 months ago
sieht aus wie der kleine aus jackass
lunaf1105 3 months ago
fantastic
blackpool321 3 months ago
a smart is just a closed golfcart... not a car
061323980 3 months ago
He's not a midget, he's a dwarf. Midgets are smaller proportional humans and dwarfs are the knobby limbed oompa loompa type.
mrdivot22 3 months ago
he almost as tall as the car
wwesuperstar01 3 months ago
self-pone
noob646 3 months ago
I'm 6'9" and my wife says size definitely matters:)
Prodriver33 3 months ago
@Prodriver33 maybe shes trying to tell u somthn?!
milldabeast519 3 months ago
@milldabeast519 ya she's happy she didnt choose a small dude.
Prodriver33 3 months ago
@Prodriver33 her box is that big eh?
milldabeast519 3 months ago
@milldabeast519 let me guess your short and love to watch this vid and anyone who is taller than you is gona get it rite? word to the wise stick with bashing me, dont bring an Innocent woman into it. an no, she is 5 feet tall and can feel me in her stomach when we fuck, something you will never hear from a woman.
Prodriver33 3 months ago
@Prodriver33 5 feet tall by 5 feet wide?
milldabeast519 3 months ago
@milldabeast519 no ass fuck she doesnt look like you:D
Prodriver33 3 months ago
@Prodriver33 LOL im 5'x'5' with a soup can dick. u do know its not the length she lookn for
milldabeast519 3 months ago
he looks like wee man
101AirborneRanger101 3 months ago
Lol.... duh you were a midget dont act like that was a surprise
InsanityOnABunFilms 3 months ago
Nah ill take the lambo not the bitch
mexalkid 3 months ago
funny how a he who is soo short barley manage to get in that thingXD how is a regular person ever gonna do that:O
Themicke90able 3 months ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WEE MANS BROTHER O.O IM ON FUCKING CRACK :3
TheNuclearTwinkie 3 months ago
what happened to the fuking race bitch?
kalargyi 3 months ago
what happened to the fuking race bitch?
kalargyi 3 months ago
most boring video on youtube?
yeahboi951 3 months ago
That was a great video, and yes it is not the size that counts it is getting the chicks.
dressshoeguy 4 months ago
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MegaDmayo 4 months ago
0:35 x'DDD Geil
Naggenx3 4 months ago
f*ck the bitch, i would still prefer the lambo...
PyroMSX 4 months ago
i was thinking they put a hybusa in it and he was going to smoke him XD but then the chick poped up and the other guy got roasted
chris5200546 4 months ago 2
This really happened, I saw it on CNN.
peerless77 4 months ago
classic
Elm1505 4 months ago
WIN
Bobly2207 4 months ago
you have no idea how many blowjobs you can get with a lambo.
Ivannos92 4 months ago 151
@Ivannos92 LMAO you need a lambo to get bowjobs hahaha
Vtrjfrost 4 months ago
@Ivannos92 yeah... from skanky gold diggers lolz
quality > quantity
ingaman 2 months ago
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@Ivannos92 i doubt you do either
gsibbs193 2 months ago
@Ivannos92 Only LOSERS need a cool car to get chicks...
loveunderlaw 2 months ago 4
@Ivannos92 : Well, maybe not THIS Lambo guy....hahahaha
specialtysales 1 month ago
@Ivannos92 Dude if I had a Lambo, my dick wouldn't be able to breathe until the car was gone, ROFL!
brapboys503 1 month ago
@Ivannos92 so you nead a car 2 get a blowjob???
serious dude get a life
dirtygiwke 3 weeks ago
o o ginomo kkk'
MrLeozin64 5 months ago
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
aboharon21 5 months ago
The funny thing was the smart was like a foot taller lolr
Teenagefreedomfightr 5 months ago
@KOOLANCE720 That's logical. If you can afford a Lamborghini, don't you think that insurance is probably no problem?
Tbone155817 5 months ago
Haha, at the end he acts like "Oh, surprise, I'm a midget!" Yeah, we all knew you were a midget from the start.
Tbone155817 5 months ago 130
like if you sill would have the lambo
DTassasion00 5 months ago
Plymouth Prowler at 0:05
INEEDNAWZZZ 5 months ago
its probably a kit car lambo anyway.
jimmyhoffa9 5 months ago
@jimmyhoffa9 its a rental...
pittshnogle 5 months ago
too bad you don't buy Lambo's for performance
therealWTFproduction 5 months ago
hahaha that was great.
famousamosguy 5 months ago
lil man getting some HEAD!!!
hustleman76 5 months ago
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O.W.N.E.D.
HellSergio97 5 months ago
Size doesn't matter, unless you're a midget.
politicallyincorret1 6 months ago
isn't he Wee-Man ?
PannenTheKoek 6 months ago
THATS THAT GUY FROM JACKASS !!!
Gillian15987 7 months ago
@Gillian15987 Nah its not, all midgets look alike...
internetexplorer92 7 months ago
@internetexplorer92 really ??
Gillian15987 7 months ago
@Gillian15987 Yarly
internetexplorer92 7 months ago
@internetexplorer92 damn
Gillian15987 7 months ago
@Gillian15987 Nope
jajkic0732 7 months ago
Yeah but he has the Raging Bull, you now have raging herpes
VancouverCanucksRock 7 months ago
"u may have a 200,000 dollar lambo but i gotta 12,000 dollar car and a tramp, oh wut now" lmao
tatletales2 7 months ago
vai te fuder anão
Luismarques91 7 months ago
would take the lambo for a blonde any day.
unicyclefinatic 8 months ago 3
zu geil !!!
TheHazeGuy 8 months ago
i bet that little guy owns both of those cars and thats his girl too
redkingrd 8 months ago
im sorry, i care about my safety and apperance more that my planet.
ktm016 8 months ago
@ktm016 you must be an insecure selfish person
kyleisreallycool 8 months ago
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lmao i thought it was gonna be one of those smart cars with the freaking hayabusa motors inside of it.
HospitalMusic 9 months ago
lmao i thought it was gonna be one of those smart cars with the freaking hayabusa motors inside of it.
HospitalMusic 9 months ago
size does matter, how else you are you gonna be able to go on all the rides at the amusement park?
TheLoneWolf1124 9 months ago
lambo all the way ;)
stemargia 9 months ago
Weeman?
frankrulez8395 9 months ago
come on, thats just not real life! :D
in real life you have the lambo, the money, the bitches u know that!
urmuetter 9 months ago 4
Funny!
shoplocater.nl/autos-en-motoren/autos
shoplocater 9 months ago
hahaha! that was hilarious, but then I started thinking...that midget was watching that buff dude while he was getting OFF!! I got head while watching the scorpian king and I couldn't get it up!! Everytime i looked up there was the rock. Either he's got some serious concentration or hes gay
dwj120 10 months ago
people who drive lambos are douches and it's not because they're gas guzzlers lambos are over prices and over rated as for smarts cars you wouldn't ever see me driving one I just don't care for them plus if i did drive one the only pussy I'd ever get would be ugly tree hugging,hundred cat owning,many medications taking, eco hippie dancing kind. Not to mention I'd rather drive a Nissan 240SX for fun or an Aston Martin DB9 for picking up hot chicks
XxxfjftokyoxxX 10 months ago
that midget was in jackass 3D right?
TorrentDLL 10 months ago
So buying a smart car will get you a BJ from a chick that probably has hairy armpits...i'll pass
Bones12x2 11 months ago
The primitive ugly retarded monkey who drive the Lambo got what he deserve.
He's just a shit listening to SHIT "music" .
The Smart driver is MUCH smart listening to REAL Music and enjoying a blowjob.
FUCK (c)rap (s)hit hop
gixmar 11 months ago
LOOOOL iiiits coooll
xxSlatkaMalina 1 year ago
they would have a midget in the smart car hahaha
johnlambkin 1 year ago
Now that is the funniest video ever!
wildone16969 1 year ago
jajajaja que gandaya el chaparrito bien humillado el mamado
lanzercentinela22 1 year ago
hahaha best! :D
bebo2204 1 year ago
LOL!!!
juggernautjr023 1 year ago
i guess how many bitches will have the lambo's driver =))
bestisbmw 1 year ago 2
u have been PWND!
elsacko1 1 year ago
this commercial was kinda predictable... (the girl)
racacoon 1 year ago
in reallilfe, sadly, the girl would just jump out of the smart and initiate blowjob mode on lambo-guy
fraghetti 1 year ago 2
@fraghetti Not if it was a Smart Roadster, looks and sounds even more exotic than the Gallardo. Rarer too :)
JSan1983 5 months ago
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JSan1983 5 months ago
The guy with the Lamborghini needs to sell his car and buy a shirt.
pmarie2003 1 year ago 3
he came looking at a dude... gay
coolmask123 1 year ago
Wth!! xD Size is everything, for cars i mean =D
AbMustapha 1 year ago
dang, pour little dude, he has a piece of crap and a dumb hoe.
MrSkidooguy1 1 year ago 2
haha cool :D
6hundred6ty6 1 year ago
jajajajaja
TheSkate81 1 year ago
smart is beautiful!
ABSTRARECORDS 1 year ago
Very funny
MrTaLaai 1 year ago
SMART CARS ARE PEICES OF SHIT!
IzzyAIProductions 1 year ago
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shut up bitch!
ABSTRARECORDS 1 year ago
is that WEEMAN from jackass???? XD
xXCREEKSTARXx 1 year ago 2
HAHAHHAHAH Epic midget win !!!
bellci 1 year ago
lmao yeyyyyaah
jjflx 1 year ago
true size doesnt matter
pokemonmasterJL 1 year ago
lmfao... O_o
jestfellow 1 year ago
Smart Car vs Lamborghini. Produced By Gary Malick and Andy Kumpon, Malbec Gold Productions.
MalbecGoldProduction 1 year ago
the car looks too small for him
youshowghey 1 year ago
I like it. It's nice when car is not making your penis longer - car must be useful and leastwise a bit economic - than nice looking and loud. Be smart ;]
BTW: You can put nice soundset to smart ;]
HeadStander001 1 year ago
I LOL'd
1Rallaster 1 year ago
Need to convert the 2WD Smart to a 4WD and put 1000hp to the wheel and it would own everything
It would be the worlds best Sleeper
AntDX316 2 years ago
check out the suzuki gsxr converted one...
bizzyfingers 1 year ago
@bizzyfingers yeah I seen that already
AntDX316 1 year ago
@AntDX316
yeah so would my bicycle...
Bones12x2 11 months ago
Midgets are so awesome.
DigiBiker11 2 years ago
A lambourghini is like a drunk chick on a saturday night, except twice as fun. However I am still confused - don't smart cars attract homosexual men? No idea what a girl was doing in there
stephendt 2 years ago
He came.
RaidenGaid 2 years ago
honestly i would still rather have the lamb and no bitch but thats just me.
lcascio313g 2 years ago 200
lol yeah me too
guneskamp 2 years ago
yea me too by 100%
xxpwnageboyxx 2 years ago
@lcascio313g
its not just u , i could c 35 ppl with u :p including me
kootylooty 1 year ago
@lcascio313g And me..!
DaMatta11 6 months ago
@lcascio313g same here :P
I don't fit in the smart, i'm too tall :P
JaxDryke 6 months ago
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TheTruemouse 5 months ago
@JaxDryke um unless your like 6'10" you can fit in a smart car i'm 6'2" and i have loads of room...
convictedmike 5 months ago
@convictedmike
I'm 6'6" and I don't fit under the steering wheel with my legs...
JaxDryke 5 months ago
@lcascio313g Your exactly right brother.. Though a Bull will get you those if needed ; )
XtcRaver420 4 months ago
ITS DAM RIGHT MAN, Size DOES NOT MATTER, be FUKING SMART like Vietnam's wars , USA vs North VNA. cool commercial
DuMaAiLayTenTao 2 years ago
@DuMaAiLayTenTao , guess you've never been to an ESL class. Learn English before making comments here you FOB.
wxonwxoff 2 years ago
jaja le gano gacho
dnslna 2 years ago
hahahahah
not bad, not bad
yusuf061993 2 years ago
hahahahaaa! owned! :D
007Viper0 2 years ago 36
xD
jajjajajajjajajaja
TheCAMACHO1 2 years ago
hahaha
863jojo863 2 years ago
e io k mi aspettavo k skizzasse via come un fulmine in impennata la smart. bha!
xxpreciouSbabyxx 2 years ago
fck that.
pull up in a ZR1 and you get all the chicks.
CopperheadViper 2 years ago
mittticooo
lucediperla8 2 years ago
Haha...Whut the fuck???...Xp
imnameless07 2 years ago
Smarts are very practical cars, they come with attachable blades and push handles, to use them as lawn mowers.
1minidisco 2 years ago 3
lol
mitch9521 2 years ago
did the Lamborghini man die?
anger9000 2 years ago
To damn funny!!!
sawguner 2 years ago
Wee Man?
Lostiano93 2 years ago
dave i love you !!
ISTHEREANYBLOODYNAME 2 years ago
omg i love that vid like o yea bring it on wit lil smart guy lambo rrrrr smart girl pop out :P that smart power
icewind098 2 years ago
Hahahahahaaaa!!!! ^^
NorwegianAngel 2 years ago 2
Hahaha well funny!!!
Top marks here
Studders01 2 years ago
The guy in the Lambo still one.
cedartowndawg 3 years ago
Wait!
Shit.
I know I can't spell.
I meant won.
cedartowndawg 3 years ago
that guy is verticly challenged
TheEdge549 3 years ago 2
Who say "lambo is for loser", so he is will a loser for all their fucking life guys... so.. keep attention! XD LAMBO ITALY RULEZ !!!!!
cerrystyle 3 years ago
so geil :-)
lambo 4 loser ;-)
JAK0690 3 years ago
seeeeeeeeeeeee ti piacerebbe..........