There Are Things More Important than Being Who You Are, Like Self Respect!

[TheMagicOfNutella]

What is this, 300? Whatever happened to individuality? hahahaha

[Orochi2345678]

Hahahahahahahahaha,  oh lord. Funny as hell.

"Selp Respect!!!"

[icewhipRox]

Rudolph did have self respect, as he was apparently just fine with his nose! It's his Dad that has the issue, that bastard!

[LillianMoon]

"It's dot berry gubbubble"

[reapervampire]

They...They don't blink. The way the move is twitchy. Why did I love this movie as a kid, it should've given me nightmares.

[Nightman221k]

Wow, Rudolph's dad's an ass. I also don't get why a nose would matter if a reindeer can make the sleigh team. Santa's got a nazi-like no uglies allowed policy.

[paradiselost1667]

@theconservativelib: yes, that's my english teacher's theory.

[theconservativelib]

So this is really a story about being gay is that what I'm getting here?

[MrGlobotech]

@theconservativelib Now that I think about it , It does sound similar . Just replace Red nose with being gay and the message delivers itself .

[tabrismacbeth]

@MrGlobotech Or black! Or a robot! This can be stripped of any universal message and used for anyone's dumbass agenda, which is what makes it such a great story!

Also, there's the moral that being comfortable is more important than having any dignity.

[Dommie222]

Hey, sometimes they have to make a more realistical story then the old Disney bullshit that is all over the place.

[caralon3105]

@Dommie222 That's not very nice. I don't mind cruelty in these things as long as it has a good enough meaning to it or if the viewer is insured that they'll feel happy for the characters by the end of it. You can't just say every movie should be like Gone With The Wind.

[Agaettis]

Ahh, 1964 what a precious time you were! Now get back in the Kitchen Clarice, Rudolph needs a sammich!

[cowman4O]

CRACKADACKED!

[marocon60]

Family Unfriendly Æsop

[yuckfooie]

 i think i just cracked something! :p

[myndirnotur]

oooh wow.

[Clockworthy]

I've always wondered how the hell Rudolph ended up with a glowing nose. Was one of his ancestors a remote control?

[Donnelly182]

@Clockworthy

It's Cancer. Family Guy verified it.

[Konform2zoidberg]

Santa is a dick, a racist one at that. Fuck being okay with yourself right.

also, Cracked online

[ryanmshepard92]

CRACKED!

[keithwhite234]

what a cruel bastard

[MigeulP]

Am I imagining things or is Rudolph's asshole father voiced by Don Adams?

[Daviticus042]

@MigeulP You're imagining things...it's actually the guy who voiced J. Jonah Jameson in the old Spider-Man cartoon!

[Kinglion432]

Cracked

[TheUntouchableLIX]

Being different is not okay. Now cover your shame!

[hannabeth32]

The moral of this story. Only be nice to people who are different if they're useful. "facepalm."