YouTube Poop: White Jebus's Gay Boat Ride

[windson7]

Hah we're not going to hell for laughing at this because it's an awfully bad made animated series to begin with

[HenryisinPrague]

Lol, was NOT expecting to hear any Children of Bodom. Kick ass!

[GGBK28]

0:45 LMFAO EVEN MORE

[GGBK28]

Join me & **** men instead of fish

LMFAO

[blz1313567]

oh man this is funny

[Delroxorz]

We need a Buddha cartoon.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

I'm catholic and I felt so bad for having watched this... but then I realized how funny it was.

[PSTroopers]

White Jebus has good taste in music. I love playing that song in Rock Band.

[Specterish]

Join me... and f***k men, instead of fish.

[Putuk22]

'Fill these jars with semen.'

'BUT WHY?'

[groovyengineer]

I like how jebus is white with dirty blonde hair.

[Nerefurian]

COB...awesome

[keith8880]

What is the metal song there playing

[BlackWolf4830]

@keith8880 Children of Bodom - Are you dead yet?

[DukeSeager]

The pirate song is from a kid's tv show called Lazy Town

[PaniPoniTenshi]

BISH...! BISH!

[mcmonkey001]

I prefer Negro jesus

[doom032]

Looks like the catholic church's practices are nothing new to Jebus.

[XxWeCryMercyxX]

this cartoon sucks cause it teaches kids a lie

[hacker13sacker]

@XxWeCryMercyxX This cartoon is great because it teaches kids fiction. ;)

[Halfadomino]

Tell no one what happened here -.-

[halowarrior1000]

D:l Fish... :D FISH!

[zeldagamerDX6]

damn straight, the people of the biblical Mediterranean know how to jam!!!!

[Damballa89x]

No Jesus, don't FUCK him, he has aids. LMAO!!

[KaziRede]

... fish ... FISH!!!

[shrikechan]

"Join me, and fuck men instead of fish." pause

*laughter

[zeldagamerDX6]

holy shit! the people of bibical canna really knew how to jam.

[mrbob091]

Oh Jebus! *canned laugher*

[TheChaoticGood]

Jebus Land! Where everyone has a beard!

[KadoatieXD]

@TheChaoticGood Holy crap you're right!

[Ko0314]

:10-:20 That was alot of Fish haha!

[TheVocoderGuy]

019 you missed like he best opportunity ever

"Join me and-" you could have used that to say anyhing I was so expecting a gannon referance there still great ending XD

[zeldagamerDX6]

awesome =3 !!!!!!!



[GrandchaseFan101]

Jesus you fucking rapist!!

(Jk jk)

[kjs3276]

whats the music at 1:48 ?

[kugotsumin]

best part was cob are you dead yet

[iannerd97]

lol they make us watch the original versions of this at our school.

This version is much better

[CGC002]

@iannerd97

I hope you don't go to a public school.

[iannerd97]

@CGC002

nah, I go to a catholic school for kids K-8

[melodicSmiley]

It got a little old in repitition, but the end redeems the video (:

[haterade300]

OPENING SONG?! :O

[mixmast71]

hahah they can jam the shit out of some flutes and harps. FILL THOSE JARS WITH SEMEN!

[TheHammar117]

dont F*** him. hes diseased! XXXDDDD JKJSJKHSJHWASJKHSKJ this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[maxx88]

man jesus is a man ho...and a skanky one at that...LOL

[XxCanineBlackRosesxX]

0:44=win

[TheSantangeloo]

LOL'd at :45

[Dragusssss]

Lost it at 45. XD

[SaiyuriChan]

Fish? Fish!

[BlastingFatHerns]

Tell no one what happened here...

[Chouji111111]

"Feel these jars wit semen"

*shrugs* but why?

Jesus: :D....

[shrikechan]

"Fuck men instead of fish"

[classicalsteve48]

LAWLERSAUCE!!!!

[AlfoLora]

:58

that song is a song of CoB?

[correctedsun]

because they had lazytown in the time of jesus . . .

[johnsonsjohnson69]

My friend and I are christians and we appreciate the humor in this, especially since it follows the text.

[wolfmandan72]

:45 PWNS

[moodymetalman]

Careful master, he's got aids.

[kevinthefox]

join me and fuck men instead of fish!

[SpitfireBoy86]

Bish! Bish! Bish! Bish!

[halowarrior1000]

LMFAO!

[Archvile999]

I love how he says semen. Sea-men!

[Vault101Reject]

how do they make those drum noises with the flutes? amazing.

[rhythmali]

i luve the scremo flute players :D

[tornadowatchman]

What is the name of the techno song that plays at the very end of this?

[thomas7250]

"Heut Ist Mein Tag" by Blumchen

[thomas7250]

LMAO 5/5

[GeriatricFan1963]

Lol at the end:(Sexual encounter) "Tell no-one what happened here...) When everyone could see him!

and also 0:45 FTW!

[89MustangGuy]

BODOM!

[trev8200]

Make it into a Series

[Tg4014]

woo 100th rater!

[tregnier279]

"Fill those jars with semen."

"Uh, but why?"

[dazza5897]

the rock band is awesome lol

[CROSSFIRE94]

tell no one what happened here...

LOL

[skuterixas91]

0:25 his face is priceless

[shplappy]

I remember watching those videos in pre-school. O_O

[RedDaVincy]

FESH... FESH!!

[ripittotheMUNF]

ಠ_ಠ

[pandaumk3]

0:45

ROFL xDDD

[Fernt]

I really like it when people take videos of bands performing and put inappropriate audio over it.

Ditto with people dancing.

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

I'm Christian but I love this video!!!

My favorite parts were:

"Join me, and fuck men, instead of fish."

"Be careful, Master, He's got Aids!!!

"Master! Don't fuck him! He's deseased!"

[dankenstein24]

Your god hates emos

[PokeFanFreak]

they play COB, xD this rocks, (cus i friggin love cob)

[IateMasterCheif]

awesome. awesome. awseome. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

[CooplBarney]

make a series !

[yosouf06]

Tell no one.. What happened here.

LMAO

[smartandstupid37]

@yosouf06 he fucked the aids out of him ;D

[Nosdormu]

COB, awesome! That's an automatic 5/5 for you.

[thriftyh4xx]

scott I have to ask, did you laugh at all while making these?

[MikuMech]

BITCH, bitch, BITCH, bitch, BITCH, bitch, BITCH*goes on for like, 20 whole seconds*

[veryhighsamurai]

fish? i think he's supposed to be effing fish

[sairobudakai]

nice use of Children of Bodom..FTW

[foxybabie1989]

LOL Jesus is gay. XD

[StarongBahd]

Lol secret nazi leper?

[bryant0203]

i used to watch these in grade school

[3pacjason]

oh god the end was great

[Tenshikahaku]

"tell no one what happened here"

[juleschicoine]

Tell no one what happen to you!

... OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

[ValosBarbarian]

what's the song called that the band is "performing"?

[EmoKidsScott]

"Are You Dead Yet?" by Children of Bodom

[Y0utubeIsMistagged]

Loved this episode, seriously I emplore you to make more of these.

[MEGAXSTU]

What's that techno song at the end?

[EmoKidsScott]

"Heut ist Mein Tag"

[Zelarpie]

doesn't that mean today is my day? (is taking german XD)

[zukodama666]

you are correct

[kingoftarn]

It sounds awesome doesn't it? Lots of cool german dance songs sound like that.

[m3talcorps3]

@EmoKidsScott Killer song.

[Y0utubeIsMistagged]

ROFL!

[itbeKisa]

What is the song called, that the AIDS guy is dancing to?

[IrishHaloNerd]

where do you get the pirate song?

[onehundreddollars]

More of these need to be made. I'm making one.

[Jolt4]

fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfi­shfishfishfishfishfishfishfish­fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfi­shfishfishfishfishfishfishfish­fishfishfishfishfishfish

[UzumakiMonkey]

HES GOT AIDS!

[UzumakiMonkey]

TELL NOONE WHAT HHAEPND HERE ROFL

[Drokkonen]

"Are You Dead Yet?", Lazytown, bestiality and AIDS sex with Jesus Christ...a one way ticket to hell has never been so funny.

[HardcoreFlea]

Fuck heaven. I want to go Hell, it's where the Youtube Poops come from in their pure form.

[Drokkonen]

Me too. *watches video again*

[KisaxSasuke]

Tell no one, what happened here.

[1n354a]

I bet the fish are happier now!

[6699ISrubbish]

fuck jesus

[UzumakiMonkey]

YOU WANT TO FUCK JESUS? ODFBUNPN

[6699ISrubbish]

i want to fuck ur mom, monkey shit

[TheSouthernGentleman]

I sinned by watching this.

[intelligentfalling]

lol that was messed up

[UzumakiMonkey]

fuck man instead of fish

[ScreamingSYN]

yes, COB!

[BigJoesQuests]

someone has hang ups :p

[kirchmaster]

sucks

[7Row7enn7]

This is made of win.

[runeman00]

Keep try.

[Umprella]

HE'S GOT AIDS

[Razolo]

I see I'm not the only one jesus has touched in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.

D;

[runeman00]

That's good.

[KadoatieXD]

lol the rock band

[JackTron7000]

0:10 "bitch! bitch!"

[SolAurum]

It's sacrelicious!

[DarthOmelette]

lmfao "tell no one what happened here"

[CorporalAsswhooper]

that gets me all the time

[onehundreddollars]

FILL THOSE JARS WITH SEMEN

[seethecow123]

But...Why? D:

[steveTpirate]

Sad thing is I whached this before it was pooped.

(and it was still funny)