The Vault: Alabama Boys

[eisner456]

:"Duct Tape Fix Anything 'N Alabama" XD lmao

[TheSupergurl11]

"THAT'S A SNAKE! FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!"

[wtfjusthappened08]

What has America come to?

[CrazedPuppeteer]

o_O I think I'm done watching videos on youtube for now...

[yeahhitslexx]

I'm so glad I live in Philly...

[thMaddHatter]

He is so small... I want to give him a cheeseburger. I don't think he's that small anymore, though.

[nathanielsgirl1996]

this is sexy lol... btw chance is cute love his laugh too(: bahahahahahahaha!:D

[koolzbean]

omg matts tall but reallllyyyy skinny.......

[psychofreakk3]

REDNECKS DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!

[DiamondPatterson]

thts a fuckin snake fuck tht shit lmaooo!!!:))))

[alliezproducshunz63]

Matt looks a little, TO skinny.

[HorseChickz]

haha i totally get where there coming from, im from CT and i make fun of northerners all the time!!

[NootyNought]

2:34 fucking halarious! :D 

[MrClownboy33]

im from bama to swift

[killerkyla0809]

yup hes from alabama...

[killerkyla0809]

MATT IS TO TINYXD

[supercoke27]

Alright! This is funny shit! Ok and most is true... duct tape can fix anything that is a well known fact :)

[crazyformisty123]

where is the beer belly? wheres the gun? where are the wife beaters and the steel toe boots? yall are tryen to hard...... but its still pretty funny:)

[00madbox00]

THAT WASN'T YO FOOT THAT WAS MAH DAMN MAHMAH! (that is my new catchprase)

[callmecrazybecoziam]

we gon' have to copyright this shit. this shit is called redneck duct tape. fix any damn thing you got. even sometimes erectile disfunction. LMFAO

[callmecrazybecoziam]

holy shit matt looks a little anorexic.

or skinny anyways

[mandirawr]

its hilarious how people from alabama are getting all offended hahaha. dude, he's not trying to offend anyone, he's making fun of himself. and its damn funny. (:

[WOODSLD80]

Roll Tide haaha

[chucky4619]

Listen here. Ima from alabama and at shit funny. Now till ya live here ya aint no right in makin fun of none of us alright. Cause tha way some of us talk

[gatarded]

@chucky4619 hes from alabama. hes making fun of himself.

[WARDAMNEAGLENC2010]

real alabama boy here and dont nobody act like that here

[kenziewalling]

hot overalls 

[Alexis6834]

Lol, you were so small.. It's called mcdonalds(:

[ErikaKnowstheBest]

LMFAO!!!! I LOVE IT!! SEE this is what you get when you go to Colbert Heights High School ;D

[oreolicious7]

matt looks like mario

[ArieskidChristian]

Exuse me but im from alabama and I'm Accualy More Classy Then these two Hillbillys -.- God If Y'all think I am Nothing But A Igget Then Go Fuck Your Selfs Okay Other Wise Take Your Busness Somewere Not Making Fun Of Alabama People

Trust Me We Got (Gangs,(Polotick) <pun'es Intended,and Killers Its The Worst The U.S.A. Is Accualy the worst Sould be S.O.A. (States of America) XD

Obama did not do much of any thing but make peace and have a tea party XD

We need A Leader Not a Weener gose to tea!!

[SharpiesxD]

"That's a fucking snake! Fuck that shit, no fuck that shit bo fuck that shit!"

I couldn't stop laughing at that. xD

[keriun123]

yeah i know im from alabama and it makes me mad when someone thinks that i heard caddle all damn day!

[CallieCallie97]

Lol erectile disfunction.........viva vi-ductape!!! Lol love ya Matt........ N I always thought u were a rocker not quite emo but ya no that kind of person not a redneck that's what people always assume bout people from Texas there are some fuckin thugs down here not just hillbilly cowboys!!!!!!!! luv ya -CALLIE

[TheResultsmayvery]

stop being so skinny!

[bdorsettable]

im really hoping you've gained weight since then. wow swifty. :]

[fishnmaster420]

the skinny guy is fuckin crackin me up...

[snumbledore]

whoa! ...Is it really bad that I think that's the hottest he ever looked?

(I'm not a redneck though, I'm a hippie if one was to ever label me)

[bleachlover151]

fucking funny ur so skinny its kinda sick...lol

[TheSickHumanBeing]

WELL THERE, CLETUS...

[dx123batista]

DAS A FUKIN SNAKE!!

[HannahWillisx]

you are so skinny 0.o

[pikasso1996]

ok.is it me or you're literally skin and bones?

[AshleyMorganPacheco]

maybe it's just me...but i can only make out a couple words out of this...Dukes of Hazard and queer hahaha. that is all i could understand lol

[DustinRWVHproduction]

get that squriell

[whateverfu]

I was laughin the whole time!!! XD!!!Gotta love you Mat!!

[saogurl101]

reminds me of living in Oklahoma. Dang, I hated it. I now live in my hometown of San Diego. I LOVE it here.

[yoyoyiggityyo123xyz]

Haha funny shit

[RollTidetexassucks]

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsgiragain]

dude ur tottaly dick bent

[jener98]

Come to Texas, and you will see people like that. God I hate it here.

[Alliebear2011]

OMG!!!! is that chance? matt u were way to skinny lol. :3

[cammiii333]

shit ur skinny skinner then me 2 years ago (45kg!!!!! i gained A LOT)

[Beatlesful]

oh my gosh Matt you are bleach white lol

[oXShanerocksXo]

I love the part when he licks the car LMFAO

[Puddingburger]

Heh heh heh:D nice farmers tan lol

[kaishleyGULLET]

Omfg xD this reminds me so fucking much of my family in Mississippi. I'm glad I live in Memphis.

[LilMissGoody01]

lmao reminds me of my southern african american neighbors, i mean its horibble!

[TheMajorLeagueBiz]

wow im from alabama

[CartomartaKenDoll]

@TheMajorLeagueBiz do you act anything like that? =)

[PandaBear948756]

I have no idea what you guys were saying through half this video........ And I'm from Texas. O.O

[hannah643215]

thats funny cuz in oklahoma ducktape fixis everthing XD

[rikulover66]

Im from Alabama, and not many people I see actually act like this.. xD Though I must admit, I've seen a few. Now, go to Mississippi. That's where you'll hit the jackpot.

[psshhaww]

i love dukes of hazzard lol ..i live in new jersey!

[OurInsaneProductions]

Lol I loved when u called chance a fuckin queer tht made me laugh

[MrMothalicka]

lmfao i live in alabama,and this video reminds me of about half the people in my school haha

[Princessapoke]

seriously you are sooooo skinny

[KatastrophicKelsey]

I live in Kentucky... This is pretty close to what I see everyday.

[hannah643215]

@KatastrophicKelsey same here but i live in Oklahoma lol buch of rednecks XD

[ScenexBoi]

Thats a fucking snake. Fuck that shit, fuck that shit!!

[CartomartaKenDoll]

very entertaining

[funkmasters123]

People say I'm a redneck and I live in arkansas

[MadaSkills1]

fuggin queer.

[vamaroo]

I live in Alabama too!!! We do drink outta them jars o.o...... But mostly cups lol

I act 2.8% like that :D GOOD JOB YER HILLBILLIES!!

[echelonexcursions]

they have gay hillbillies? who woulda guessed!!! hehehe.

[maskedmunchkins]

Haha me n my fam were all born in Arkansas n wen u transfered they thit I was fine sound like a redneck n stuff (which I did but I hate sterotyping) ^_^

[KAYLA09523]

awsum imfrom tennessee but lived in alabama alot of my life this is awsum and hilarious lol eccept i havnt worn overalls lol

[AuburnLMG08]

Hilarious!! i'm from alabama too...student at Auburn (WAR EAGLE!!) but i love when ppl just assume we r all rednecks...i mean i like mudding and huge trucks and i do have the deep southern accent but ive never wore overalls or fixed anything with duct tape lol...but yeah that was good had me and my friends laughing!!

[Mawok666]

this is so retarded =D

but i just fucking love it XD

[ghhaws]

i cant stop laughing

[keedur]

lol duck tape fixes anything in Louisana too

[kayandambshow]

oK DARIEN im not the one who got a fucking referal,,, and and and ur right i dont . now do us a favor and leave me alone

[MrJonnyboy111]

@kayandambshow shut up from darien

[kayandambshow]

exactly

[MrJonnyboy111]

@kayandambshow gay from darien

[MrJonnyboy111]

@kayandambshow fuck u from darien and u dont know the meaning of love

[kayandambshow]

Darien shut the fuck upp, i was kidding if you were "cool" yhu wuuld know tht , and atleasr im no tht desperate and i go out with a ugly ass man looking witch thing , ok so shut the fuck upp.

[MrJonnyboy111]

ok god sorry from darien

[kayandambshow]

can i fuck you with a tampon?

[MrJonnyboy111]

kayandamb wtf is rong with u from darien

[JacquelineHeartsYou]

Haha,I live in Alabama and i've never seen anyone act like that.

[SwEEtCrAzyCaKes]

lmfao! that was hilarious :D

[KaitieLovesAVP1]

5:04 ...does chance say "im gunna have to shit on my dick itself" ??? LMAO

[dawndawn36]

LMFAO i love the way he runs

[obsessedfobfan92]

haha. i'm from danville, alabama, and when i moved to illinois, everyone asked me if i lived on a farm, and if i went hunting and fishing all the time, and all this other stereotypical stuff. and they always acted like i was uneducated. :/

but yeah, some stuff is true, unfortunately.

like, we used to drink out of jelly jars all the time. hahah

i enjoy yer videos.[:

[colin1234554321]

haha im from alabama too!!!

[KaitieLovesAVP1]

chance has the hottest laugh EVER in the end

[themonaybagz]

Its a lot worse.........in Tennessee =(

[montanaboy63]

duct tape fix everythang in montana 2.....its fucking awesome

[Shopaholic4395]

Ductape fix anythang in Alabama =P

[Shopaholic4395]

Funy XD

Chance was just lookin retarded =P

[emoxprincessx69]

wait im not from Alabama but im from a hicktown and we drink out of mason jars alot and we use ductape for like everything.... lol but this video was pretty comical

[itsjustjordan24]

I went to visit my cousins up north and their friends asked me if i lived on a farm when i told them i was from Alabama:) lol. i live in the middle of a small town:)

[dtcolorado5876]

is that sean brown on the left??

[banana7871]

Wow, you need to eat some more.

[risaru900]

this is tooooo funny! XD

[SLeighgurl]

heyy i drink outa jelly jars, and instead of a chip clip for a bag of chips, we tape it. and when our desks slidy keyboard thing broke, we duct taped it to the desk. and i dont think u were wearing underwear under those overalls...(((free ballin,hehe)))

[nobodylovezmex3]

Wow.

LOL!

You are so skinny

:x

[anaraindrop]

wow matt you need to work out abit

[sunshinekoala]

oh and damnnn your arms are skinny. haha

[sunshinekoala]

i love your overalls, matt. lol.

[lilkenni12]

all of my dads family lives in alabama but wow you guys take the stereo type to the extreme lol alabama is cool except that there isnt as many different types of resturants at least not in athens alabama. lol but this video is great lmao

[emeraldcactus]

hahaha i LOVE this video =D

[iTsHannerRawr]

-That werent no rice you licked up!

xD bahahaha

[TheBrandysthaname47]

HAHAHAHA OMG...trust me when your from west virginia ita A MILLION TIMES WORST ROFL

[xLadyXkapuletx]

fucking sad, but true.

the neighbor hood i lived in (cropwell, AL)

was exactly like that....

XD

[BlazingIceWater]

my mom was almost exactly like this lol

[volzilla]

Hell, in Alabama these guys are City Slickers!

[loganblack4]

hahaha this is hilarious! people think the same about us over here in Georgia! the sad thing is that i actually know a couple of people like this lol

[janisjoplin3053]

this reminds me of my dads side of the family haha they are all from chickasaw & mobile alabama

[venturevampress]

aww matty cakes your such a goof. :D but i stilll love ya. miss ya matty. get your ass back on the chat site!!! perty plzzz. Halo chancey :D. lol ok well iz gotsta go. buh byyes :D

[xZsilentdeathZx]

Matts so skinny!

[Thebrioche66]

AHH! omfg he looks retarted, but i love him. lol

[OhhhhCanada]

LMAO

[whitebeam]

Can't stop laughing at 4:15 cause chance is like "cough-erm" :D::D

[cvchick90]

LOL thats what they assume about Texas folk! gets on my nerves.

[krinkleberry]

dammit this reminds me of the last family reunion in nc

[XxXweirdofreak21XxX]

haha. ive never been so proud to live in alabama.funny stuff :)

[3mmiiiiBABE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "That taste like ASS!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!­!!!!!!!

[Joanne3Tears]

Thats my mama. LOL

[9plus6]

hahaha shut ur mouth! damn this is funnnny

[Tabbypoo89]

thats bout the funniest shit at the end

[ToyaluvesTwilight]

"Redneck Ductape" lol

[apocalyptica]

don't you have any food in Alabama?

[heartsdesire456]

lmao, love your mason jar of 'water', lmao.

[bunnybooties]

"That tastes like ass...ASS!" "That's bird shit!" "Well it tastes purdy gud then!" Hey where u hillbillys get a white limo from? Lol

[OntheBrightside303]

haha this is funnah. :3

but at the end is Chance saying hes too Hot or too High??

[Misale568]

lol omg matt ur way too skinny . please find carbs

[Torboar]

hahah 'that dont taste like rice'

you guyss are amazing :P

[Katowman]

This has inspired me to live my life to the fullest.

Thanks Matt and Chance!!

[SenorYoutubification]

matt is scrawny

[allaboutyou14]

LOLOLOL.

[ILuvSK8rBoyz11]

dude...why does matty look soo....tiny? =[

[FcuknGabbana]

Your too high?! :O So thats why your so funny :P

[bigmike50]

love it during the deleted scenes when chance i guess says, "im too high to do this !!" lmfao ... and yea i know ppl like this ... in kentucky

[lexnessmonster]

matt i lovez ya but u look WAY to damn skinny in this vid..haha.. its almost scary

[meccaluvsmcr]

haha i know how that im from alabama too

[xXMETALFORLUNCHXx]

THAT AINT YO FOOT THATS MY MOMMA!!!

[XlilXsisX4]

OMG chance disappears at 1:33

i wonder where swifty got those overalls

[fxpx907]

What song is that?

[renoloverxoxo]

the song at the beginning? the theme from the dukes of hazzard by waylon jennings... I think

[emosk8ergrl13]

no no no

[XxRazor2TheRosaryXx]

OMG why is Matt so freakin skinny?!?!?!

[sexxising]

i think im ur biggest fan and i think ur the hottest guy on youtube and the funniest. I LOVE U SO MUCH AND MY DREAM IS TO MEET U. LOVE UR BIGGEST FAN, NICOLETTE PS- I <3 UR TATTOO

[TehSexxiMoosie]

Haha, you should've added something about racing lawn mowers. (:

[tokiohotelbillxoxo]

AHAHAHAHHA ROFLLMFAO!!!!! that was some funny shit!! ahah love the part 2:23 - 2:46

ahahah<3 you matt!! XD

[Takkun138]

LMFAO

im from kentucky and the funniest thing about it is the rednecks here REALLY do and say stupid shit like this....thanx, swifty for understandinglol..

[0dexterschick0]

If ya think ppl think your redneck when they hear your from Alabama, you should hear what they say to you when they find out you live in Vermont! Some ppl ask WHICH STATE IT'S IN! And the othes think we all raise cows or make syrup!

[Janay82]

"im too fuckin high to do this" lol

btw matt is like really skinny. like, scary skinny:/

[FanvidProductions]

Chance = Tom sawyer

Matt = Huckleberry finn

anyone else see it?

hahaha Alabama boys ftw xD

[XxKELSEYlovesTYLORxX]

0:35-):41 lol hahaha this whole video is funny as hell i must say lol

[XxKELSEYlovesTYLORxX]

*that wouudnt no bull that was my moma* *if u's a queer well wait that aint the way it goes well sshit* *its over thar* get that damn squrel* lol i love this vid make mre *that a fuckin snake* *alabama hu hu hehehe* lol *ducktape fix anything in mississippi to XD* *this shit is called redneck duck tape* lol *wat the hell that taste like that taste like ass* * that was some birdshit... well then its pretty damn good then*llol funny shit literally lol

[MegDog360]

"DUCK TAPE FIX EVERYTHANG IN ALABAMA"

It's true haha I would know ;]

[andyman196107]

u guys do the impressions almost too well

[thunderhorse551]

omg swifty ur soooooooooo fuckin skinny o well ur pretty damn hott tho lol

GET THAT SQUIRRLE!!!!!!!!

[WillysGirl1]

the sad things is that i know someone who dances like that...

[yolanda0916]

GET THAT DAMN SQUIRELL!!!! ROFLMAO

[AutumnNatashaCole]

"ahahhahah- hey, hey! dont chu hit me!"

lmfao.

[LeeandraMottern]

i really wouldve liked to c the expression on ur nieghboors face when they heard all of that lol god u were skinny

[paigeymegan]

I got relatives that actually talk like that...when they get drunk. Ah good times.

[sarahlovelp]

omg loved the ending!!!.rofl!!

...that was bird shit!!! sooo funny!!!

[bubblespopsplat]

damn yall r some tru hillbillies!

[harmanezogreece]

omg u are so skinny put some weight on pal ;)

[sweet00976]

Sadly you guys have a great impersonation of rednecks..the jap car part was spot on lol good job guys thanks for the laughs

[xxkristinRAWRxx]

Maaaattt....you are so flippin' skinny!

holy crap.

xD

you're amazing :D

[mandi62894]

GOD!

the way you were running made me laugh so fucking hard.

haha.

i love you matthew..

i want your babies..

BUT you can't eat them..

sorry.

[BethanyBain]

This seems to happen to alot of southerners.

<< one of my good friends from WA was very shocked to know i didn't sound like a hick and live in texas.

[breNarielPRODUCTIONz]

Haha, Um I Live In Alabama And Not Many People I Know Talk Like That. Mostly Just Rednecks. :P

I Get Called A Yankee Because I Don't Talk Like That.

[chihanachan]

xDDD steriotypes are the best!

I'm from texas and whenever i meet someone from out of the state the look at me and baiscly ask me where my cowboy boots/hat/horse are and if we drive cars in texas....

xDD i love it

[BamOuchFall]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha......­..thats all i have to say!

[xxrawritsrandixx]

Alabama rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[randomboostsuperguy]

you r not skinny : /

[ariewitz]

dude it fixes everything here in new york too. my biggest concern is swifty's overalls. i didn't know people still had those, in fact i thought they had ceased to exist.