Imperial Guard VS Tau Battle Report P2

[cadiancamo]

what is the color schem of your imperial guard.

[cadiancamo]

imperial guard is cooler then tau

[Linedash]

in those three hours i could've wine dined and sixtynined her

[ntfh]

@Linedash i doubt it

[ntfh]

@Linedash i doubt it lol

[toj97]

ok, first thing first:

step 1: click subscribe

step 2: say= THIS is the best battle report on youtube :)

step 3: watch and learn from a new icon :D

cheers from another Guard player :)

[ntfh]

@toj97 this is over a year old. i still play when i can but i haven't recorded or taken pictures in ages.

i made tons of mistakes with the orders system in this battle report.

[jackospade1]

haha the chick in the background, "3 hours... 3 hours". she sounds happy

[jackospade1]

music?

[Krafterr4]

Giving a squad two orders? Perhaps I must review the orders section in my codex..?

[ntfh]

@Krafterr4

I was wrong and out of order.

[firewarrior55]

i like the banner on the tau

[Kumite0071]

I wish there were some people around here that listen to punk AND play 40k...plenty of punks here in Baltimore(mostly hippypunx)...not many 40k players ;/

[ntfh]

@Kumite0071 I think you are on drugs.

no normal person writes things like that.

[Kumite0071]

@ntfh What kinds of drugs could potentially make me write things like that?? Any person with that kindof narcotics knowledge cant be normal.

[ntfh]

@Kumite0071 that's what people on drugs say.

and no, i won't get you a pepsi.

you're on drugs!

[Kumite0071]

@ntfh "im freakin out maaan"

[ntfh]

@Kumite0071 you're not freakin out. you're on drugs!

[Kumite0071]

@ntfh im sorry bro...i didnt know....yer canadian eh? I was beginnin to wonder what yer taklin aboot'...Thanks for the celine dione asshole!.....and especially PoserDisposer from saskatoon'

[verizonsucks1324]

I play warhammer fantasy, but i enjoyed this report. I was rooting for the Guard because i love their tanks so much. I'm a dwarf player and i love my war machines :D

[gagglemaster]

I love your videos, and watching them have actually helped me win against my friends Tau! However, I did notice that you issued two orders to one squad (even though it did nothing really), and you also didnt take leadership tests for those orders (unless you did them before). Sorry it was just something that I noticed, but I still love your videos!

[BizzLeVrai]

what is the green little think on the tanks

[vhEDDIEvh]

TAU ONLY LIKE HUMAN MEN!

[lynchables]

That pen on the basilisk the tau player rolled a 4 is actually a 5 unless he made in not opened topped. That would be pretty lame if it was then he could have tried to take out the other basilisk. Cool game guys, what state do you play in?

[procession101]

That was a pretty kick ass battle. *Thumbs Up*

[chopperdacat]

NOFX in background FTW!!

[rightwingnutjob2]

"thats only 10 shots,theres only not enough guardsmen left..."

i love it

[Ezziga]

WTF? Tau won a close combat???

[999jackman]

tau rule

[www816]

TAU own epecialy with my pink and purple colour scheme!!

[Deamonsoilder]

samei got a purple colour scheme

[AlbertsFlasher]

lol @ the combat! PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

Just give me one Banshee!!!

[TheSteelPanther]

I <3 that Tau color scheme! Nice game ya'll

[zenkingsolar]

for the tau player you should get some Kroot or vaspid for the some close combat action

[Techmarine20]

Swarm army > Tau. Lots of shooting for tau, but lots of targets, plus when tau get in combat they just die in droves.

[slightlyhairy]

tau rule man, anyone who disagrees is a wang, also is that Nofx i hear in the back ground?

[ntfh]

LOL. nofx, for sure.

[Littlepetslinki]

100% true. anyone who thinks tau sucks in a wang.

[Herpkid56]

@slightlyhairy they do, but they make it up in how epic they look

[rightwingnutjob2]

@slightlyhairy TAU FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!

[chiropharma]

tue sucks balls

[Swyfteh]

Hey! No they don't... i collect them, they're good, they are quite good, even though they aren't able to fight for shit all in combat, they kick ass at range attack.. they will kick anyone's ass :P. So... yeah... :3 and also.. its spelled T (Tee) A (Ay) U (You) <---- See? :3? Correct spelling much? :D? Ta-ta!

[rightwingnutjob2]

dude tau own.thts just life.

[JoltenJoetaco]

are your buildings and terrain custom built? if not what company you buy them from, they look nice

[ntfh]

custom and games-workshop

[heskit1eye]

that was pretty awesome

[KittyRokher]

NTFH your army is awesome. you are a great painter and modeller. plus you have a beast of a sergeant.

[TheChaosUndivided]

Can someone tell me what the Fish of Fury Tau formation is.

[skittlesaretasty]

FUCKIN PLAY SUMTHIN SAX MAN!

[Boomstik1123]

the one time a firewarrior team massacares anything lol

tau ftw!!!XDXD

[TheChaosUndivided]

Fire Warrior Squad, 12 strength, rapid fire Pulse Rifles against Guardsmen out in the Open, plus two markerlight hits = Fire Warriors 24 shots, 2s to hit, 2s to wound, no armour save.

That is epic win on the Tau part, and, a dead squad on IG part.

I support your quote XD.

[downhiller234]

IG FOREVER

[heatblade11]

im confused with buildings say i was on top of a building and someone was just on normal ground what advantages would that give me and what dissadvantages would it give to the men on the normal ground

[kooba]

wow good battle report. That was a really good game too, but it kinda sucks he lost just because he wasnt positioned well near his objective.

And lol at "c'mon, the sergeant".

[ntfh]

LOL. Well it's objective objectives, objectives man. Can't forget about em.

He shoulda moved more of the squad up or taken casualties from the bottom floor.

[Sangheili13666]

awsome battle report

[GoW1BallhArD]

wats an easier army to paint that i could get on the table quickly Tau or Necrons. I can't make up my mind!! also which one is easier to play with

[pistolpete0500]

Probly Tau.

[Rabble2]

necrons id say are easier to play with + paint

[thekedgeman]

Necrons. As a player of both armies, i will say that Necrons are much easier to paint and somewhat easier to play with, as they can fight from range and close combat.

[Swyfteh]

NECRON PLAYERS ARE NOOBS! >.> they're more expensive, metal, no one fights you... my friend's friend has been collecting Necron's for 2 years, and no one has versed him.. :P sad life to all necron collecters much? ;D

[thekedgeman]

@Swyfteh Wrong. The fact they're metal makes them super easy to paint and still make them look good, and I get loads of games at my local shop. I think your friend just smells ;)

[ShadowKillah08]

nah, that's why I have a small 2k necron army. For the rest, CSM and IG, got about 5k of each, will have more in time.

[Russell572]

keep up the good work

by the way I like the rule of declaring what everything is shooting at before you do it but just wondering if that is a reel rule

[ntfh]

It is a rule. Befoer a single unit can start rolling to hit in shooting, the player must declare if he is holding anything back. The situation was with certain tau being able to split fire.

[lordmagyar]

love your bat-rep's keep them coming.