31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: AGAINST THE DARK (2009)

[HyperThermus]

"Us. We think, we talk, we plan."

....What, you mean exactly what people can do? So how exactly have these zombies evolved?

[Babycholo213]

pause it on 1:38 she has summ nice boobs..

den press play nd stop it too 1:52 hes like "damnnnn !!" in hes head .

lol

[SauronundRaziel]

hm i saw this movie some times and i think its a good movie, but i'm a person who loves all of the movies other people think theyre shit, and i dont understand why ^^

[ontologica]

Oh my god, I love the Steven Segal song!

[Calfullanas]

AIKIDO CAN T KILL VAMPIRES LOL

[sugreev2001]

Come Closer...we've evolved...now pull my finger !

[MegamanOfArcadia]

"Come closer. I'll tell you a secret."

"No."

"Oh... I'll tell you anyway."

[ihrwolltmich]

@MegamanOfArcadia

That is me with the ladies. Ha ha ha!!

[Naxwell]

For the end song, you should have used the actual reggae song Seagal did.

[Golfshooter]

this movie was freakin hilarious. if you want a good laugh watch it

[WoWarlockplayer]

I thought this movie deserved "1 finger up" on craptastic scale of crap...wtf is seagal thinking??I think he was out acted buy the "this nightmare can end right now" guy...i mean for the love all things holy wasnt he trained in Japan???if you discrace yourself to much arent you suposed to stab yourself in the leg our something??instead he desided to stab us???all i can say is"abandon hope all ye who watch this shizzel"

[tufflegruff]

@WoWarlockplayer

'Instead he decided to stab us ???' LMAO!

[H83tr3d]

You can actually see Seagal's career being flushed down the toilet

[AMP187]

the correct name is zompires

[aftabsuleman]

if them vampazombies are the next evolution its amusing that they cant use a napkin,... lmfao!!!

[NoDropLS]

That was the theme from the 2 live crew song my seven bizzos lol

[NEONMAZE]

I watched this movie on the silver screen!!!

HAHAHA

[lilsmexy11]

lmfaoo omg thats true, sounds like jigsaw

[RRVCrinale]

The hell? These zombies are voiced by Jigsaw!

[glukkglukk]

thought it was a combo of Jigsaw and Freddy.

[MdP2]

Hey, who's the author of that "Steven Seagal" music?

[badturkali]

i like steven seagal

but this movie is not for steven seagal

[kutiepie101]

If the Vampazombies are so much better than us how come they cant open doors

[ShallowPete]

I didn't particularly like the film, but every reason you gave as to why it sucks made me realize how amazing it really is. God Bless Seagal.

[bobolob]

2009? Isn't that the current year? Are there no laws yet in making these type of really bad movies? This one's so bad that it falls below the category of "bad movies that are so bad they are good."

[flabslapper]

this seems a lot like a book I read called 'The Rising' by Brian Keene, the zombies could talk in the story too, but the book was funny at least, this just looks bad lol

[TijuannaBottleRocket]

Steven Seagal is the fucking man

[bendastreetballa]

lol u got it right. i saw this and on the back on the case in the synopsis i said they where vampire. then they reference them as zombies, and then vampires. really weird. silly at times

[ReesiePuffs64]

This is the scariest thing I've seen in any zombie film. But, damn, is that blond chick hot!

[Chickengirl005]

i can't believe this was made this year...

the zombie vampire had the most cliche'd evil scary dude voice EVER! and that girl was so bad at acting! it looked like she was kinda smiling the whole time, as if she was about to start laughing or something! and the plot sweet christ....

[KralleCR]

pause at 2:20 for a priceless face XD

also, why doesnt she grab something and ram it thru his skull?

[johnmalenko]

hahahahahaha

[Mattteus]

Steven Seagal : Against the Dark :: Bela Lugosi : Plan 9 from Outer Space

[Mattteus]

how evolved can you be when you don't think to REACH THROUGH THE WINDOW AND REMOVE THE BAR!

also, why are there lead pipes lying around a hospital? I guess if there's one place 'safety first' could be waived it's here! :-\

[holathere13]

i was thinking that the whole time

[smldfw]

Line of the month @napkin

[delmontoon]

WTF!?! That song at the end was the best part!

[SlashPrower34]

...The zombie vampire sounds like Freddy Krueger.

[spanky1113]

Never trust a creepy guy trying to tell the semi-hot blond chick a secret!

[kazenokizumi]

that clip was stupid

he's evolved?

YET HE CAN'T REACH HIS HAND THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW AND REMOVE THE BAR?!

[cancerbero8]

I was thinking the same thing!! It's not too hard, the window's already broken and it's not like the bar is too heavy and impossible to lift

[Tk1479]

That blonde was pretty cute, I think that's one of the main reasons why that vampire/zombie wanted her to stop running

[zpotek]

what is that song at the end?!

[timrs2001]

Um, Zombie tard? Reach through that broken window and pull out the thing holding the door. Then, that girl is your lunch. Easy.

[ToasterPig]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[TipsyCerulean]

Ok......I am watching this tonight LOL.

[mediageneration65]

That zombie speech really did me cringe.

[GROB410]

lol

[GaPchGal]

That vampizombie gave a great soliloquy!!

[StoneColdSergio]

Cuz we all know, when it comes to straight-to-DVD movies, Segal is a seller.

[everettvonscott]

Napkins. Good stuff.

[5150times]

I wanna see a movie with Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Dame fighting a Leprechaun or them two into the Nightmare of Freddy Kruger!!! That will be interestingly stupid!lol

[StoneColdSergio]

I think anything with both these "actors" would be interestingly... stupid.

[Adny88]

When you consider all the crap that they have both starred in it doesn't feel like something that would never happen, it seems downright probable.

[smnk3]

hahaha im always loving the end tunes

[hhhkkkish]

This is the greatest movie ever made!

[nigeyboy101]

steven seagal can kiss my zombie ass

[quesoboy88]

omg that vampire sounds like the guy in Saw hahaha