TERRORIST VIDEO!!!!

[TehZealSeal]

I demand a life-size doll of you both... for... Science... >.>

[drumstick2able]

:doctorregretsnothing:



[Magiczsnipes]

A bunny rabbit

[IBUNNY2010]

Blondie is cute and funny

[lilyjoe31]

I demand a pistol shrimp T-Shirt :)

[chiter2012]

thousand subscribers ?

so you have now THOUSAND ONE !

[OmgGuacamole]

its kind of scary how many of the comments are demanding Edward Cullen>.< what has this world come to?

[TheDreamergirl90]

I'd demand the whole twilight cast to come over to my house to so the whole saga for me .... I shall demand also a lock so I can keep Edwards fine sparkly ass with me ;) I might keep him In a cage.... Hmmmmm parrot...... I also demand finally the most important thing on this world....... Controll of the internet!!!! Muhahahahahahahahagahahahahaha !!!!! Muhaha !!!!

[angryjoseph]

I'd demand Edward Cullen to run around really fast and do all my errands.

[adelkabla]

i demand drunked mario, his accent sound like bieber

[jobbyman10]

I wanna pet steel dildo

[ZuluAlpha9]

I would demand the winning prize.

[Iluvatar170]

I would demand a windowsill

[GillianLight]

I demand a pistol… loaded with a shrimp. Or maybe just a bazooka would be fine!

[johnnyjim4157]

Demand one million pounds, that way you can choose what to buy with it?

[AftermathExploder]

I demand a flying purple hippo who pukes icecream and farts candy.

[crocopokemon]

I demand pokemon... REAL pokemon

[adamski4ever]

i'll demand a pet rock with a hat, scarf and googly eyes

[jordierox3]

i'll demand a genie which can give me infinite wishes

[idrownfishify]

demand a ninja wizard w/ a magic assasin rock

[Mariobros561997]

I demand a lot of things XD

[Silur435410]

I demand a thumbs up

[sneakyooo7]

I demand a makeover

[Thegarbar5]

i demand a a face

[MrVmBear]

no ... i don't have a clue

make prostitution legal in my country? or get a bigger penis?

[blindfuryxp]

i demand a list of demands so don't have to think of any more demands

[LetheSoda]

What else should men want from this world but dinosaurs, clean socks, and cupcakes?

[fulfooter]

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits

[Team1Kaboomie]

i demand a girl that isnt virtual.

[filipo300]

i demand Saruman´s helper and hes single "trolling Saruman". Also i demand to win this competition

[Craterman120]

I demand for a tree that makes money.

[SirDanOfHell]

I demand THAT YOU BRING ME TO YOUR COMMANDER!.... and also a miniature Trolling Saruman doll. Yeah, that would be pretty wizard :)

[Deadline24Hours]

A firetruck rocket launcher!!!

[diceman369]

i demand rule over the world with a bugati veyron that flys , fires missiles that have pictures on with terrorists shouting kaboom and a private bar.

[ImprovmanZero]

I demand FE12 be released in the US!

[AliPaliSmells]

i demand a ARMY OF SUPER SUMO SAMURAI NINJA PIRATE SPARTAN ALASKAN ENGLISH, SPANISH AND RUSSIAN UNICORNS

[Creedsco]

i demand more videos and they come in CD

[TheHeadbanger1100]

magic beer hat!

[TheTarekazar]

Bitches, white bitches, Asian bitches, Alaskan bitches, Latino bitches.....

[dr34mf0x]

AN ARMY OF INVINCIBLE CARNIVOROUS UNICORNS!!!!!!!!

...

and a really awesome hat.

[TheArabman69]

I demand a life supply of sex

[MrDadaaaaa]

Ima terrorist, so 72 virgins.

[Redemptioner123]

I demand more demands!

[MrVarelk]

The final trolling of sauron before he exploded :D

[ElKilla1993]

ROBOTIC ARM!

[4laue4]

I demand more videos ;)

[megapopcornfreak]

terrorist FTW 

[MCraig2016]

i want FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kiksloth]

I demand a flaming rainbow!!!!!!!

[jigaboon]

I DEMAND a fuckin Gyrados!!! or...maybe one of those jalapeno filled hot dogs, also filled with cheese, on a sourdough bun! I guess the gyrados, he'd probably be even tastier than those hot dog thingies...

[jigaboon]

I want a fuckin Gyrados!!!

[MissKJH1]

Pistolshrimps, I damand a world domination, a space monkey,  and... cupcakes ;)

[AfterlifeAuthor3]

A purple pterodactyl

[madbar4lifexo]

@Qu1cKV1P3R I see what you did there :)

[metalldude91]

i wold demand world domination!

[d3rkaderk4]

Natalie Portman

[spartanf34]

i demand porn

[mattfranny16]

I Demand a muthafuckin drive-by

[warwicktheginger]

I Demand Hermonie and a shit load of lube!!!

[fanna1119]

WOW9510 told me failed on one of my comments b4 screw u nob! xD

[TheBrage99]

i demand the world

[Dizx221]

I demand a cow and an airplane and then do nothing.

[MusicReviewsHacks]

I would snap everyones hands so they would never be able to catch me.

[TrustTheAnarchy]

I demand proper use of Arabic letters!!

[SpidahRidah]

I demand Mafia III !

[joshhopper250]

I demand... Some rope... A lifetime supply of jammy dodgers... and a fez :-p

[Tehphantomrofler]

I DEMAND COOKIES!

[Tj33rdz]

I demand a fucking awesome toilet

[TheHeadbanger1100]

@Tj33rdz how about an awesome fucking toilet?

[GhaithThePwner]

I want: this video taken off of YouTube for it's arab stereotype! -:( I am Arab and I find thus extremely offensive!! They don't even have real Arabic! It's just gibberish!

[LazzerLemon]

@GhaithThePwner Where is the arab stereotype? They are being terrorists not arabs....your the one associating arabs with terrorism not them. Shut up.

[thoorntv]

I demand a invincible flying turtle.

[Darecnava]

I demand that you guys make an video about Inception like u did with HP and LOTR becuz i bet u have some fricken awesome dreams ;)

[laramiet011]

I demand A horsey!

[SuperJedders]

I demand a shrimp.....with a pistol!

[NOxEMOxJO]

i would demand a massive party in your cave, we would all get tabled and jump on the wagan banjo and there would be a furless cat on a feather chair, drinkin booze out of a kettle! aha ;) xxx <3

[Woutah2dmaX]

I would demand a dehumidifier... those caves are damp and I'd get tired of eating damp soggy bread and having to buy new carpets the whole time because of mildew

[Thraxiz94]

I demand a fluffy cloud named John Mc Terrorist that brings you beer and, and.. and...and....kill......guys whitout penises....that still has a huge bush.. OMG THAT SO WIIIEEERD :D

[masterlx1]

meet Green Day!

[Misjch]

a vuvuzuela with amplifiers

[vinnyshak286]

I demand Harry Potter to confess that he is gay.

[LeetZephyr]

I demand a life, I'm tired of watching so many YouTube videos.

[mrkoosh]

I demand KITTIES!!!!!!! TONS OF CUTE ADORABLE FLUFFY KITTIES!!!

[blingblingbloodtroop]

I demand someone to kill and rape.

IN.THAT.ORDER.

[guggalight]

a pink chocolate cupcake with rainbow sprinkles... and a unicorn of doom

[MrDEEJ12]

i also demand 8 dwarfs dressed like elfs

[MrDEEJ12]

I damand santa wraped up naked and dilivered to me

[sxygirl44]

i demand.... to have a giant sexy, alcoholic party with the pistolshrimps and all their fans :)

[chelsea120788]

i demand they make a television show for pistolshrimps. so the world can see how awsome you guys are. there really isnt any good shows on tv anymore and i hate having to wait for more videos. you guys would make an amazing show.

[iLoveChocolate888]

I demand two sexy Norwegian Pistol Shrimps, covered in honey, very naked, and in a pretty gift bag. All for my friend, of course...

[animara1423]

i demand ........ damn, Ron did it already.

[illemE35]

i demand never to be hungover but always to be drunk...and world peace.

[TheFabbe123]

I demand more pistolshrimp films! bitch..

[TheFabbe123]

I demand more pistoleshrimp films!

[InTheLittleWoods]

Emma Watson serving me pop tarts.. That is all. ^_^

[custardpoweranger]

i demand that mark and bill actually get to witness a real, actual pair of boobs. or a real vagina. either way. go on, be nice.

[custardpoweranger]

i demand to have a steaming vat of puddingly type desserts delivered to my door everyday. mainly custard based, so i can parade down the street using it as confetti, you know. just 'cause i can.

[custardpoweranger]

i demand to have a worldwide 'RON DID IT!' day. ahhhhhh. excuses for lack of homework, shoes...etc.

[Julieisswish]

I demand background music for my life :D

[Julieisswish]

I demand my Late Hogwarts letter. Where is it?

[mrssmithmatt]

I demand...

That the interwebs gets spammed with potato-ish potatoes and for somebody to invent the Potatoroll.

[TheEvillSeed]

I demand a Pistol Shrimp shirt! Ha! Beat this one!

[MonsterMikeMonster]

I demand to be mentioned in your next video!

[TheCheeseMaster55]

I deemond ai Valrus, playing ai Saxophone on ze peak of mount evereest, vhilst he Jams vith a Beat-Boxeeng R2-D2, and lots of the Sexy Women's dance to zeir moosic, vhilst pouring ze Jelly all ovar zemselves and seengin' "AI O! GALLILAIO"! Ya? Ya.

[TheEvillSeed]

I'd demand to know your real names!

[Draconeena]

I demand for Justin Bieber to be hung by his eyelids using fishing hooks from the CN tower. also i demand to posses all soulss

[TheEvillSeed]

I'd demand to know if Ron has a small penis

[cocofletcher]

If I were a terrorist (which I am not ... promise :P) I would demand a naked Ron Weasley spread out on my bed :) and I would also demand an idea as to what I could then do with him :L

[TheMonkeysign]

I DEMAND a pistol shrimp t shirt, ;0 if not i will eat your first born child

(if u consider i am a men size small) :P

[dagros45]

a pistol shrimp t-shirt and a pistol shrimp flagg and met pistol shrimp in bergen

[miloandben101]

pistol shimps password!!!

[sjokomoro]

I would demand a miny MacGyver that told me what to do when I screw up!

[battievink]

@gensboobs69 Ni!

o sorry i mean, Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PHUTANG Zoooom-Boing. Znorwengmn

[14chanter]

i demand a sexy acomplice that plays a soundtrack everytime i walk into a room and also can play bongos with her boobs :o

[cutekat2009]

I demand a talking monkey!

[michalborucki]

I demand virgins. Are you my virgins? I hope not!

[Ohmilksteak]

I demand freshly chopped penises dipped in mustard. Or yogurt.

[chesiremoon]

I demand ownership of Djibouti... and I shall rename it Mybouti. I will consider relocating it to Uranus.

[zachskellington1]

I demand another dinosaur. That way I can have 2 dinosaurs. That's it.

[LostElgel]

I demand that that i should have 3 extra life's and a save button just to be safe!

[juliana667hellsing]

I demand a hogwarts letter, a key to Snape's quaters and a vuvuzela. See what comes out of it.

(by the way I'd really like to see what would happen if the World Cup came to Hogwarts instead of Middle Earth XD)

[Kazuha1990]

I would demand 1 million euros..... a helicopter....and a BURGER GOD DAMN FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----

[TheatreObsessive]

A PistolShrimpts t-shirt

[OneJumpFromEden]

I demand Lady gaga's LED glasses!! then people REALLY won't be able to take their eyes off of my face.

[HasYourLife]

I DEMAND THAT YOU MAKE HARRY POTTER SPOOF WITH DOBBY IN IT!

[orcurc]

I demand a whole Harry Potter movie with Pistolshrimps!

[TheOneMathilde]

I demand everyone to amuse me! Cause im srsly bored!! Ò_Ó

[evis180]

i demand Miley Cyrus

[chesiremoon]

I demand to be Supreme Ruler of the Universe... which is much like being the Ruler of the Universe but topped with sour cream and diced tomatoes.

[6MarilyN66]

I demand no school before 11am

[Jerryle3]

I demand 200 Midgets, a device so I can brain wash the midgets, a huge forest, and a couple of small buildings, and a robe,strobe lights,smoke machine. So I can create a land in the forest with nothing but midgets and I can convince them that I am their god and create an army to destroy the world...... or I can have a cookie the size of my head, your choice

[staphinfection]

I demand they eliminate all car commercials from every form of multimedia on the planet. Seriously, they're so fucking stupid.

[ChocoLidii]

I demand my own TV show, so that i get famous and earn a lot of money. Then I could afford me anything I want and I'd have a lot of influence to the people. Nothing's better than power! Muhahahaha^^

[memory10031993]

I demand new PistolSchrimps videos

[BDogBilal]

a care bear stuffed animal 

[TheMeabChildren]

Demand lots of frozen yogurt, then go to sweden in September 2011 and party with my awesome cousins in Stolkhom, say hi to me, my cousins, my other cousins and my awesome doting smallish cousin and make a video with me so i can give you a hug. WATCH THEMEABCHILDREN CUZ LYDIA'S GONE AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS!

[Dinger065]

I demand to be Ron Weasly, therefore I'm married to Hermione and wouldn't have to kidnap her, or anything else that is highly frowned upon.

[selvmordspilot]

I demand to be taken serious!

[FruFruDesGrauens]

i demand porn... lots of porn

[keziabucher1]

i would demand a meeting with all f the harry potter cast and lots of chocolate and be able to call barak obama " barak obonga" to his face.

[britanadian0318]

I demand your love and I demand your revenge, you and me can write a bad romance.

...also, a Mother Teresa blow-up doll.

[heysakuya]

Yeah, speaking of Inception... you guys should get on that... like Pronto.. I want to see Bob and Joesph Nigel William Alfred Benjamin Wellington tumble around the winding hallway with that BAMF Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Can you imagine the possiblities... of course you can't you're awake!! Hans Zimmer: "Boooooooooooaaaaammmmm!!"

[heysakuya]

I would demand Inception! A dream within a dream within a dream... And no wet ones either... okay, they can be a little damp. *snickers*

[aapur]

My number 1 demand would be world domination, so I knew that all my other demands would be granted.

[mochidanar0]

I demand another harry potter video!!

they're hilarious

[chelsea120788]

~1000 PB & J sandwhiches with the crust cut off.

~10 fluffy white kittens with mittens on their paws (come on the sand would burn their little feet)

~ achmed the dead terrorist (hes has many good idea's we can conspire with)

~ Beevis and Butthead complete series on VHS

~ a rainbow bright doll

~ the cast from cirqur de solie mickeal jackson tour

~a copy of every cd from cher

~ sea shells from the nintey mile beach in australia.

a few simple items XD

[dreamer9913]

Baby's covered in peanut butter!!!

[kaboodle111]

I demand your wife give me one pee pee touch...

[Solupodnap]

I demand satisfaction

[fanfictioner1495]

I demand that the Yankees be dispersed across the rest of major league baseball.

[TheEnglishWonder]

I demand PistolShirmps to make videos every day. And live next door to me. Maybe.

[burntclown]

I Demand More Butt Sex

[101Blairvampire]

TIVO. JUST TIVO.

[Andreasvonlandgren]

My demand would have been to get Chuck Norris as my Cleaning lady :>

[dahercool]

I demand... to be the winner of this foolish competition!!

[cashflowization]

I demand... A sexy party

[TheBurningWolf]

Cheeseburger no onions extra happy and a side order of kittens.  To go.

[pizzakonge]

I demand better videos....

[watch1w]

give me 1000000 DEAD PUPPYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

and a cupcake yes 1 million cupcakes so i cas suffocate the little puppys with CUUUP CAAAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glamrockprincess1]

I demand that Melissa Flugel be entered into next years Eurovision Song contest.

I wonder what she would sing...

[TheIncredibleTangy]

i demand a unicorn...and i have no idea why, you either give me one or your country will die by rainbows...

[MissScaryFamily]

I would demand the Harry Potter books to be accepted as a new religion!

[WwSoulwW]

I demand a journey to the moon.

[nicolashamid]

I demand world peace!

[adultdude1234]

I demand a south African rodent that is able to sing all the lyrics to "Build me up buttercup"

[markmcilyvee]

I demand a penguin dressed in a generals military outfit with a little cane. PIMPIN

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

I would demand the second ticket to a commercial space flight. Mr. Hawking has the first.

[kaitie10040]

I would demand a rocketship to Mars, So i can go to Pigfarts and ride on Rumbleroar’s back. He’s a lion, who can talk.

[KingdomHeartsFan20]

I demand to be a Youtube administrator so I can fix this shitty website.

[shika1997hana]

I demand...UNLIMITED DEMANDS!!!! Cheap, I know, that's just how I roll

[amanie99]

Lol the PENGUIN Kidnap Post was the best xDD

By the way.

Your Movie Parodies of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings were epic but .. rest is getting boring..

[ChazTheRipper]

ROBOT DISCO PIRATES. The world would be a better place with them.

[droxje]

a plastic ninjasword!