very very evil person alan rickman ahahaa, nice person who turns out to be evil at the end jeremy irons. Black GI who forces others to confront their prejudices Cuba Gooding Jr. ahaha yet so true
British Nazis-unquestionably this is Mel Gibson's version of the story. He had to make the Jews Irish because otherwise he would be unable to portray them as human beings.
a brilliant indictment of the hypocrisy of the murderous british empire. for more on the ways in which nazi germany was just trying to live up to the british empire's example, see grant morrison's remarkable graphic novel "the new adventures of hitler"
I've seen this clip so many times but this is the first time I've looked at the credits. Made entirely on location in Morocco? Featuring Geri Halliwell's cover of Voodoo Chile and Marilyn Manson doing In the air tonight and Ride of the Valkyries performed by Rik Waller. And the leading lady is called McNetanyahu. Brilliant!
my god those closing credits are legendary: "Black GI who forces others to confront their prejudices - Cuba Gooding Jr.", "Father O'Cohan - Mel Gibson", "Poetry-writing GI who gets killed - Anyone from "Friends" frankly", "Made entirely on location in Morocco", "No animals were shaved during the making of this film"... XD
right your all cunts arguing you cant be proud of being english,american or irish etc because you had fuck all to do with it your parents fucked and 9 months later
Got a good laugh at "President Churchill!". Though I don't understand why the Jews are portrayed as Irish Catholics. Could someone fill this ignorant American in? :)
Its supposed to be taking a dig at American's ignorance about the world outside their borders, I think. Also the Irish and the English have a long history of conflict.
@Moska1167 Isn't it because they're both perceived as oppressed minorities who can do no wrong, when confronted by evil baddies, who just happen to always be English?
To those that are offended by the satire and the perceived attack on America and Americans alike (of which this video is not even aimed at). Take a gander at the rest of Monkey Dust. Blatant satire of guess who, the British. Who was made it by, lo and behold, British! Seriously folks, loosen up a little and prepare to have a laugh at yourself.
On a side note, the President Churchill line gets me every time. I feel my £20 Mr. Hoppy shirt was a well placed investment 83
"The annoying thing about satire is that you can't have a go at all of the people all of the time" Cassetteboy/Someone.
I thought the video hilarious. It's taking the piss out of crap films, not Americans. It is just that the majority of all english language films are made in the US.
Taking it personally is not a healthy standpoint.
Ignorance and Hypocracy typical coming from somone in the Uk cobra666comander? Thats really funny coming from a nation who claimed to be 'the land of the free' when the had slavery nearly 100 years after the rest of the western world (following british steps) outlawed it. Go read a history book, accept this is just taking the piss out of filmmakers and not all americans and calm down. Keep your patriotism for parades and remember this is a COMEDY video.
You guys are far too funny. I've been reading the comments but the best one by far is that this is "a positive and accurate depiction" of Americans. I'm not having a go at Americans in any way, but an accurate depiction LMFAO.
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The Monroe doctrine is a major cause of butthurt for you British faggots. After we assraped you in the war of independence, there was no way in hell we would allow you to colonize anywhere near us. We claimed the new world and there wasn't a damn thing you could do about it, you pussies.
As I can tell the British are still mad at us for taking over their little empire. Sucks to be you I guess. How's that tyranny?
also, you really haven't taken over the empire, middle america always over estimates how much influence tit has and under estimate quite how much it is hated
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Hahahahaha. No we realize that most of the world fucking hates us, and aside from globalists and bleeding heart cunts, we DON'T CARE. America has NEVER given a shit what the world has thought about us, because the rest of the world is a cesspool of cowardice and hypocrisy and ignorance. America sucks, but the rest of the world is even worse.
And don't get me fucking started on how mainland Europeans feel about YOU asshole Brits. You're a more ignorant version of America, but without the freedom.
The USA has already reached its zenith. It's all downhill from here my friend. So I'm pretty sure it does care about what the world thinks of it. Particularly as:
1. The Chinese own most of your debt
2. The Brits are the second largest owners of your debt.
And we Brits love the Europeans. Just like Europeans like to come and live here too.
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Europe is nothing without the US. I'm sure the Bear from the East is just dying to take a bite once we decide our internal issues are more important than babysitting a group of whiny incontinent cunts. The debt means nothing at this point, anyone with sense (IE NOT global bankers and world leaders) knows it's not getting paid back, the dollar will crash, and the global economy will cease to exist. Tough times are ahead for you as well.
Haha... The US was founded by Europe. I mean, you all love to pretend to play up your European roots when it suits you, right? We've all seen the Americans coming to Scotland drinking Whisky like they're some sort of pros who do it all the time...
Oh and go and look at what's driving internal Chinese demand. European businesses (supermarkets, technology etc). What drives the internal US demand? That's right, imported Chinese goods. Talk about tough times ahead for you guys.
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The US was founded by Americans, stop being a fucking ignorant sycophant.
"Oh and go and look at what's driving internal Chinese demand. European businesses (supermarkets, technology etc)."
HAHAHAHAHAAH. You don't know what you're talking about at all. I hope you enjoy being conquered by Islam and Russia you arrogant pieces of shit. Tough times are ahead for everyone.
A cesspool of cowardice? Britain? Seriously? Man, you need to unbunch your knickers and chill out, it's not insulting America, it's insulting the ignorance that the ignorant Americans show, not the entirety of America, but the few who're just idiots.
So tell me Mr.Yankee, how do Europeans feel about Britain? Do they go to you Yanks first and moan about us like a gossiping girl? Go on, how do they feel about us? I'm willing to bet you'll say they hate us and whatnot, but you'll have no proof.
"a cesspool of cowardice and hypocrisy and ignorance"
sigh, well, lets hope 2012 comes and kills everyone like you, so the rest of us normal people can get on with each other without having to refer to past events with which we had no control. Its not a case of omg your pussys, its a case of THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAN SAYING THIS BIT OF DIRT IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE.
Once the human race gets over petty and irrelevant issues we can actually accomplish something.
They always give the "bad guys" english accents in films but whats amusing is the lack of understanding of why that is for many. Its cause for hundreds of years... they were the 'bad guys' to many countries. Remember, before 'ze germans' there was THE BRITISH EMPIRE.... dun dun DUUUUUUN. (plays music from the empire strikes back)
actually i think it's probably because every english actor is dying to break hollywood, so they take any role, while hollywood loves a british accent, but has to have an american hero
Well of course you'd think that, your from the UK... thats also such a innocent and naive way to look at things. You forget that the British are the classic bad guys. The upper class English really. From back in the day, For example, as ironic as this is, if your going to give a Nazi a non german accent in a film where they speak english... they'll speak with an upper class english accent.
in what way was that naive? it was more sarcastic really. british actors are all dying to be in hollywood it's seen as being the sign of a REAL actor. hollywood loves english accents, whether they're authentic or if an american is putting one on, and we all know just how evil an upper class accent can sound, admittedly you don't get many supervillains from the black country, which is surprising because that's the accent much of our home grown terrorism has.
"we all know just how evil an upper class accent can sound" yeah theres a reason why this is viewed as evil "admittedly you don't get many supervillains from the black country, which is surprising because that's the accent much of our home grown terrorism has."
how is that ignorant. i think you must be misunderstanding me. i wasn't making any major point here. if you disagree that's fine but calling me ignorant because you disagree with me is, i must say, odd. as for the point about the black country, that was intended as a joke: the obvious reason why there are no british regional accents in hollywood is that people from 50 miles away often can't understand them, let alone the other side of the globe, and brummy accents are pretty freindly.
also, i didn't say it is viewed evil, i said it sounds evil. and thats down to intonation, the use of sarcasm and humour etc. and i just realise that by black country you may have thought i meant africa. i actually meant west bromwich/ wolverhampton/ dudley area, which is so known due to the amount of industry there was in the late 19th century. another interesting point here is that the main criminal/bad guy is alwys upper class, whereas all his cohorts/hired muscle seem to be from east london.
Bit up set as while people argued over British American stereotypes((even those this is a piss take))...welll have you ever seen an Iirsh person looking our sounding like that,they'd be sent to the looey bin :D
The story of Ann frank ( assuming it's real ) is nothing remarkable; The history of countries such as cuba palestine france lebanon... is filled with girls who took up arms and fought the occupiers and payed there lives for it! but they don't teach about them in schools.
how could someone who hid in an attic for a few years become such a folklore hero is beyond me.
Other than the fact that she was a little girl who left her deepest thoughts by random chance for posterity to find and was slain by an industrial murder machine, I dunno.
I agree with you other than that, though. Especially in Cuba, with the 10-18 year old volunteer girls brought literacy to a newly freed people.
I wouldn't say she's known for being a hero, though - just an incredibly gifted writer (relatively for her age) who helped demonstrate like no other, what it was like for the Jewish people in hiding under German occupation.
The youthful innocence shown throughout her diary has helped make her a symbolic for all the good that was lost by Nazism.
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Yeah and i would be quite happy for our government to slit the throat of all the muslim hate preachers, those fucking cunts do not deserve free speech. Americas legal system is well more advanced than ours tbh.
Lol totally screwed up. Jews are irish, nazis are British. And "This ones for president Churchhill!" and ann frank had nothing to do with any of it lmao.
I'm not going to suck your dick, sorry. If you really want another man to do this for you I'm sure you can find someone to oblige at your local gay bar. Though it sounds like you've picked up a nasty STD with those colours, might want to see a doctor about that.
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Well if you're not British, and you live in the UK, you're either Scottish, Welsh, Irish (all sheep fuckers BTW), or some fucking immigrant. In any case, enjoy your censorship, ridiculous tax rates, insane PC restrictions on free speech (alothough I'm sure your pathetic Orwellian brainwashed mind supports them), and driving on THE WRONG FUCKING SIDE OF THE ROAD CUNT.
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1. Haha I'd love to hear you say that to a Scot, or Welsh.
2. Well your experience is fucking wrong. I can say whatever the fuck I want in the US and not be arrested. Say, how does it feel to not be able to protest the Muslims slowly taking your shitty island over, while they get to practically riot in the streets and have their own Shariah courts?
3. British scientists I'm sure. American scientists have proven that the British are fucking stupid.
Well it says British in their passports. Mine doesn't.
I can say what I want in the UK and not get arrested, including anything about Muslims or any other religion as long as I'm not threatening anyone, slandering them or inciting violence. Sharia courts are a variation of existing arbitration tribunals and require both parties agree to give it power.
My experience is my experience - how can it be 'wrong'? How can driving on one side of the road be 'wrong'?
In other words you can't say anything critical. Don;t bullshit me you CUNT I know how it works over there. Sharia courts are disgusting and the fact that you aren't outraged shows to me you're a PC brainwashed fucking IDIOT. You are the reason the UK is going to be a Mudslime state in 20 years.
What planet do you live on where the only way to be critical is to to slander someone or incite violence? I could for example say that many of the beliefs strike me as batshit crazy, as do those of christianity and most other religions. But if I said that Muslims eat babies or that someone should shoot my local imam I'd probably be in a bit of trouble - rightly in my opinion. And the same would apply in the US.
No see I can say that Muslims are the scum of the earth in America and not get in trouble. You brainwashed worthless piece of shit, you deserve the destruction of your culture.
Not to mention, holy shit more cameras than people WTF. I guess they really don't trust the regular person there, I can see why, considering how fucking stupid you are, you're like a goddamn child.
Yeah the number of security cameras here is shit, as are many of the coercive things the American government does. But they don't affect my legal rights to say what I want.
If you had a little more self awareness you'd realise who is being stupid and childish here.
Lol you don't HAVE any rights. Your so called "rights" are subject to the whims of the Parliament and popular opinion of what a "right" is, not so here in the US, where our God given rights are backed up by both a Constitution and...in extreme cases, a well armed populace. And what coercive things does our government do against citizens? Remember there are no US Citizens in G. Bay, so you can shove that bit right up your ass.
Why don't you use your 'God given' right to bear arms and splatter your own brains against the wall? You'd be doing your own country a favour by the sounds of things.
we punch hetler for your president churchill and we still get no respect
halfdragonhal 1 year ago
the guy is a pedo he ends his frases with a !!!!? so i live in mnke town!!!!???
sirasa100 1 year ago
Its not directly attacks americans , it's just attacks some retard films it made . :D
grafather 1 year ago
very very evil person alan rickman ahahaa, nice person who turns out to be evil at the end jeremy irons. Black GI who forces others to confront their prejudices Cuba Gooding Jr. ahaha yet so true
Whoizcasper 1 year ago
I'd pay good money to hear 'Ride of the Valkyries' by Rik Waller.
TheRD92 1 year ago
Funny stuff. Touches on some of the more ridiculous themes in Hollywood movies.
AllAmericanRageJunky 1 year ago
the armies of the reech.
TroutMaskReplicaa 1 year ago
Reminds me of U-751.
VCat2006 1 year ago
@VCat2006 U-571, rather. They didn't even get the title right: u-571 com/quicktime.html
VCat2006 1 year ago
LOL, "Berlin England"
zionravescene 1 year ago 12
"Park the tank outside the apartment."
"BUT SIR! It's a baby carriage!"
"I knoooooow..."
Monkey Dust is pure genius.
CohenTheWhiteRabbit 1 year ago 4
The tiny continent of Europe under threat from the Reish, with Irish Jews and shit? hahaha
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ha, while shes wearing a cross
wookywooky91 1 year ago
haha, this whole thing is just so redculous and mixed up
lol funny
wookywooky91 1 year ago
British Nazis-unquestionably this is Mel Gibson's version of the story. He had to make the Jews Irish because otherwise he would be unable to portray them as human beings.
themysteriouscrumpet 1 year ago 6
This is for President Churchill!
ELcapalla2 1 year ago 4
A tiny continent of Europe...
5kamon 1 year ago
Huh, I seem to have a soft spot for bar-room brawls with an Irish Reel in the background...
Atvishees 1 year ago
Haha! If it had Mel Gibson in it, it would of been spot on.
kingsman565 1 year ago 2
WTF?
Ooh, it's just Americanitis...
Atvishees 1 year ago
LOL....................about time somebody got around to mocking the ane frank diary myth
bearriver666 1 year ago
@bearriver666 Ann Frank diary myth? whats the myth about? :s how is it a myth?
SoiledBoxers 1 year ago
@SoiledBoxers Many have long doubted AF wrote the diary , was likely the work of her father or a ghost writer.
Have read a new addition is soon coming out with new material , don't know how the holocaust cult & the publisher will be able to explain that .LOL
bearriver666 1 year ago
@SoiledBoxers Her dad or a ghost writer is the real author
bearriver666 1 year ago
This quite possibly is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
ELDL1989 1 year ago
mental image of David Cameron when Hitler says 'kill him'
ivangrozny27 1 year ago
a brilliant indictment of the hypocrisy of the murderous british empire. for more on the ways in which nazi germany was just trying to live up to the british empire's example, see grant morrison's remarkable graphic novel "the new adventures of hitler"
mistersix420 1 year ago
@mistersix420 alternatively, you could read my new graphic novel entitled "go fuck yourself, no-one cares what you think."
AlexFoxUK 1 year ago 7
@mistersix420 Looks like one has one`s head stuck up one own`s arse!
MrMickroach 1 year ago
Keine
qqddeeeeeeeeee 1 year ago
I've seen this clip so many times but this is the first time I've looked at the credits. Made entirely on location in Morocco? Featuring Geri Halliwell's cover of Voodoo Chile and Marilyn Manson doing In the air tonight and Ride of the Valkyries performed by Rik Waller. And the leading lady is called McNetanyahu. Brilliant!
rxmcgree 1 year ago
"But Johnny whoy didja cum bahk?"
"Guess I.............needed a light."
heliumtrophy 1 year ago
@HavePenisWillButtsex
There is no concentration camps in Russia.
MokomaSusi 1 year ago
@TrollSturm And you couldn't even support yourselves. Figure it out.
TheMarlinspike 1 year ago
'Made entirely on location in Morocco.'
artistcomplex 1 year ago
Berlin, England.
F21productions 1 year ago
Pause at the subtitles at the end! Funny....with a hint of truth!
thefrecklepuny 1 year ago
lol the baddies have the usual English accents
coffeecup1 1 year ago 3
wtf
thehegarty87 1 year ago
Berlin, england aahahahaha
Metaldude1945 1 year ago
'Berlin, England'... LMAO
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holocaust is a lie.
stzebi 1 year ago
Ah your man James Joyce is hard to beat!
JD1010101110 1 year ago
my god those closing credits are legendary: "Black GI who forces others to confront their prejudices - Cuba Gooding Jr.", "Father O'Cohan - Mel Gibson", "Poetry-writing GI who gets killed - Anyone from "Friends" frankly", "Made entirely on location in Morocco", "No animals were shaved during the making of this film"... XD
Fijialisticplayaman 1 year ago 3
@Fijialisticplayaman "Black GI who forces others to confront their prejudices father - Cuba Gooding Sr."
SpellboundSolution 1 year ago
This is brilliance! And i'm half dutch half irish
Channiej93 1 year ago
What....the....hell?
AquaPhoenix2006 1 year ago
I'm American and I thought that was fucking hilarious!
Gerfervonbob 1 year ago 3
"Berlin -- England"
Brilliant.
BobUnderhill 1 year ago 5
this ones for president churchill!
bobted69 1 year ago 6
right your all cunts arguing you cant be proud of being english,american or irish etc because you had fuck all to do with it your parents fucked and 9 months later
a little gobshite was born.
heartandsoul1988 1 year ago 7
P.S. anne frank wasn't even in the video. psycho.
SophieGizzy 1 year ago
your history and geography isn't great is it. have some respect for the dead.
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DanielSahne 1 year ago
Hollywood did this one better though: Churchill: The Hollywood years were fucking brilliant.
KillaHaakon 1 year ago
You should have uploaded the other 'irish jews' sketch
"i'm confused, why are the jews 'irish' and nothing like the khazari gentile nazis in Israel?"
watch?v=5hYqeXgnRW8
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can't you just enjoy the comedy for what it is you bunch of patriotic PRICKS
jamasterjosh 1 year ago
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can't you just enjoy the comedy for what it is you bunch of patriotic PRICKS
jamasterjosh 1 year ago
can't you just enjoy the comedy for what it is you bunch of patriotic PRICKS
jamasterjosh 1 year ago
lmfao! oh god
jamasterjosh 1 year ago
Cobra: have you visited the UK or the rest of Europe?
richardmid67 1 year ago
"Park the tank outside the apartment."
"But sir! There's a baby carriage!"
"...I know."
The unbridled genius that is Monkey Dust.
CFodderESG 1 year ago 3
@TrollSturm oh.. shutup and watch the bloody video, monkey dust are epic, so stop bitching about the past
xbox50000 1 year ago 4
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Wise words from Trollstrum..
The defeat of the British has allowed life, liberty and the craic to live on to this day.
Jellybladder 1 year ago
calm down there only parodying true stories having their plot changed which most Americans do to add more interest to the story
uberhaxor69 1 year ago
amazing.
whats also amazing is how people think this is a bad attempt at mocking america.
the subtle satire. genius
luke9392 2 years ago
hahaha hilarious
calahoon22 2 years ago 2
lol the army of the reesh, jerry brickhammer and president churchill, classic, would have been nice to see monkey dusts take on the patriot
JPeachBand 2 years ago 3
Got a good laugh at "President Churchill!". Though I don't understand why the Jews are portrayed as Irish Catholics. Could someone fill this ignorant American in? :)
Moska1167 2 years ago
@Moska1167 ha ha thats just what the vid is satarising thick ignorant usa i loled out loud!
ftmb73 2 years ago
Its supposed to be taking a dig at American's ignorance about the world outside their borders, I think. Also the Irish and the English have a long history of conflict.
0rangePete 2 years ago 3
@Moska1167 Isn't it because they're both perceived as oppressed minorities who can do no wrong, when confronted by evil baddies, who just happen to always be English?
TheMarlinspike 1 year ago
I'm American and i thought it was fucking hilarious. Loosen up a bit and take a joke.
tom703x 2 years ago 6
@tom703x watch this one its better monkey dust is the best
watch?v=VovRTt0hAPk
Chriseycarlyeah324 2 years ago
this video could be one of the worst attempts at making fun of americans ever
still funny though lol
eotte93 2 years ago
To those that are offended by the satire and the perceived attack on America and Americans alike (of which this video is not even aimed at). Take a gander at the rest of Monkey Dust. Blatant satire of guess who, the British. Who was made it by, lo and behold, British! Seriously folks, loosen up a little and prepare to have a laugh at yourself.
On a side note, the President Churchill line gets me every time. I feel my £20 Mr. Hoppy shirt was a well placed investment 83
xBlackcough 2 years ago 87
@xBlackcough It's an attack on Jerry Bruckheimer's oversimplistic and anachronistic characterisations and writings.
creativilisation 1 year ago 2
the holacost was serious this is funny but seriously...
XxsimplyaddictivexX 2 years ago
Oh man, this was hilarious. I am a Canadian
xXnewbiexninjaXx 2 years ago
lol yanks
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blasphemy !
wtf the how Hollywood see it
What a FAKE !
1Snike1 2 years ago
i love this video, perfectly shows how retarded Hollywood is. and all those who like it's films, America that is.
LukeGeoDude 2 years ago 42
@LukeGeoDude how open-minded of you
floatygabz 1 year ago
@LukeGeoDude
Your attempted point of someone else being retarded would seem a lot more legitimate if you hadn't misunderstood this completely.
aggradef 1 year ago
"The annoying thing about satire is that you can't have a go at all of the people all of the time" Cassetteboy/Someone.
I thought the video hilarious. It's taking the piss out of crap films, not Americans. It is just that the majority of all english language films are made in the US.
Taking it personally is not a healthy standpoint.
ErisianLib 2 years ago 5
get a life its just comedy
lol
matmohair1 2 years ago
Ignorance and Hypocracy typical coming from somone in the Uk cobra666comander? Thats really funny coming from a nation who claimed to be 'the land of the free' when the had slavery nearly 100 years after the rest of the western world (following british steps) outlawed it. Go read a history book, accept this is just taking the piss out of filmmakers and not all americans and calm down. Keep your patriotism for parades and remember this is a COMEDY video.
maffs107 2 years ago 10
cbn.c0m/cbnnews/world/2009/October/Muslims-Complaint-Sparks-Charges-on-Christian-Couple/
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
You guys are far too funny. I've been reading the comments but the best one by far is that this is "a positive and accurate depiction" of Americans. I'm not having a go at Americans in any way, but an accurate depiction LMFAO.
DisabledKoala 2 years ago
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The Monroe doctrine is a major cause of butthurt for you British faggots. After we assraped you in the war of independence, there was no way in hell we would allow you to colonize anywhere near us. We claimed the new world and there wasn't a damn thing you could do about it, you pussies.
As I can tell the British are still mad at us for taking over their little empire. Sucks to be you I guess. How's that tyranny?
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
i'm pretty sure 99 percent of brits never cared about the empire. it was pretty irrelevent to the average person.
blanksight 2 years ago 8
I'm pretty sure 99 percent of statistics are bullshit made up on the spot.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
Jesus, why such hatred friend? Where are you from anyway
jayoori1 2 years ago
also, you really haven't taken over the empire, middle america always over estimates how much influence tit has and under estimate quite how much it is hated
blanksight 2 years ago
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Hahahahaha. No we realize that most of the world fucking hates us, and aside from globalists and bleeding heart cunts, we DON'T CARE. America has NEVER given a shit what the world has thought about us, because the rest of the world is a cesspool of cowardice and hypocrisy and ignorance. America sucks, but the rest of the world is even worse.
And don't get me fucking started on how mainland Europeans feel about YOU asshole Brits. You're a more ignorant version of America, but without the freedom.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
The USA has already reached its zenith. It's all downhill from here my friend. So I'm pretty sure it does care about what the world thinks of it. Particularly as:
1. The Chinese own most of your debt
2. The Brits are the second largest owners of your debt.
And we Brits love the Europeans. Just like Europeans like to come and live here too.
troubled2 2 years ago
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Europe is nothing without the US. I'm sure the Bear from the East is just dying to take a bite once we decide our internal issues are more important than babysitting a group of whiny incontinent cunts. The debt means nothing at this point, anyone with sense (IE NOT global bankers and world leaders) knows it's not getting paid back, the dollar will crash, and the global economy will cease to exist. Tough times are ahead for you as well.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
Haha... The US was founded by Europe. I mean, you all love to pretend to play up your European roots when it suits you, right? We've all seen the Americans coming to Scotland drinking Whisky like they're some sort of pros who do it all the time...
Oh and go and look at what's driving internal Chinese demand. European businesses (supermarkets, technology etc). What drives the internal US demand? That's right, imported Chinese goods. Talk about tough times ahead for you guys.
troubled2 2 years ago 2
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The US was founded by Americans, stop being a fucking ignorant sycophant.
"Oh and go and look at what's driving internal Chinese demand. European businesses (supermarkets, technology etc)."
HAHAHAHAHAAH. You don't know what you're talking about at all. I hope you enjoy being conquered by Islam and Russia you arrogant pieces of shit. Tough times are ahead for everyone.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
A classic case of: "Can't computer = it must be anti-Americanism" - so you bitch about it, get angry and call everyone cunts, pieces of shit etc.
A bit like the yanks here who are unable to interpret the satire in this sketch, so, it must be anti-american? yeah?
yadda yadda.
troubled2 2 years ago 5
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No, I found this sketch amusing, as would any American, as it portrays us in a positive and accurate depiction...badass.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
@Cobra666Commander founded by Americans?
No, the "Americans" are those you herded into concentration camps (sorry, reservations) whilst you stole their land.
You're all Europeans and Jews, as much as you hate to admit it (well just the European bit perhaps, because being a Jew is cool of course).
TheMarlinspike 1 year ago
@Cobra666Commander To be honest, I prefer being dominated by Russians than stupid fuckwit yanks like you.
Fuck off.
TheMarlinspike 1 year ago 2
A cesspool of cowardice? Britain? Seriously? Man, you need to unbunch your knickers and chill out, it's not insulting America, it's insulting the ignorance that the ignorant Americans show, not the entirety of America, but the few who're just idiots.
So tell me Mr.Yankee, how do Europeans feel about Britain? Do they go to you Yanks first and moan about us like a gossiping girl? Go on, how do they feel about us? I'm willing to bet you'll say they hate us and whatnot, but you'll have no proof.
JoelMcKickass 2 years ago
America, freedom? PAH. Good joke.
benxander 2 years ago 5
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Your ignorance and hypocrisy is typical of someone from the UK.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
No, seriously, don't even try this shit. We're human. No such thing as freedom, no such thing as equality.
Wake the fuck up and look at the pessimistic shit we live in.
And then laugh.
benxander 2 years ago
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I guess you would feel that way from living in the UK.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
ignorance... lol
branflake0 2 years ago
@Cobra666Commander twat
TheMarlinspike 1 year ago
"a cesspool of cowardice and hypocrisy and ignorance"
sigh, well, lets hope 2012 comes and kills everyone like you, so the rest of us normal people can get on with each other without having to refer to past events with which we had no control. Its not a case of omg your pussys, its a case of THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAN SAYING THIS BIT OF DIRT IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE.
Once the human race gets over petty and irrelevant issues we can actually accomplish something.
willspock 1 year ago
lol, "you can lockup our bodies but you can never lockup our freedom!" that's classic American logic :)
MustNotRead 2 years ago
They always give the "bad guys" english accents in films but whats amusing is the lack of understanding of why that is for many. Its cause for hundreds of years... they were the 'bad guys' to many countries. Remember, before 'ze germans' there was THE BRITISH EMPIRE.... dun dun DUUUUUUN. (plays music from the empire strikes back)
TheREALSisko 2 years ago
actually i think it's probably because every english actor is dying to break hollywood, so they take any role, while hollywood loves a british accent, but has to have an american hero
blanksight 2 years ago
Well of course you'd think that, your from the UK... thats also such a innocent and naive way to look at things. You forget that the British are the classic bad guys. The upper class English really. From back in the day, For example, as ironic as this is, if your going to give a Nazi a non german accent in a film where they speak english... they'll speak with an upper class english accent.
TheREALSisko 2 years ago 2
in what way was that naive? it was more sarcastic really. british actors are all dying to be in hollywood it's seen as being the sign of a REAL actor. hollywood loves english accents, whether they're authentic or if an american is putting one on, and we all know just how evil an upper class accent can sound, admittedly you don't get many supervillains from the black country, which is surprising because that's the accent much of our home grown terrorism has.
blanksight 2 years ago
"we all know just how evil an upper class accent can sound" yeah theres a reason why this is viewed as evil "admittedly you don't get many supervillains from the black country, which is surprising because that's the accent much of our home grown terrorism has."
Oh my fucking god the ignorance is astounding.
TheREALSisko 2 years ago
how is that ignorant. i think you must be misunderstanding me. i wasn't making any major point here. if you disagree that's fine but calling me ignorant because you disagree with me is, i must say, odd. as for the point about the black country, that was intended as a joke: the obvious reason why there are no british regional accents in hollywood is that people from 50 miles away often can't understand them, let alone the other side of the globe, and brummy accents are pretty freindly.
blanksight 2 years ago 2
also, i didn't say it is viewed evil, i said it sounds evil. and thats down to intonation, the use of sarcasm and humour etc. and i just realise that by black country you may have thought i meant africa. i actually meant west bromwich/ wolverhampton/ dudley area, which is so known due to the amount of industry there was in the late 19th century. another interesting point here is that the main criminal/bad guy is alwys upper class, whereas all his cohorts/hired muscle seem to be from east london.
blanksight 2 years ago 4
What did I just watch??
Absolkit 2 years ago 4
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The UK = Facist state full of feminized men. Even the French are better off these days.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
You fucking twat!
tmayco 2 years ago 3
Funny clip and even funnyier arguments below lol.
Bit up set as while people argued over British American stereotypes((even those this is a piss take))...welll have you ever seen an Iirsh person looking our sounding like that,they'd be sent to the looey bin :D
Fikel82 2 years ago 2
yawn
jamescbentley1980 2 years ago
LOL! awesome.
balin2k 2 years ago
"Berlin, England" LMAO
claybobs 2 years ago 2
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Funny because White British Citizens who would do the same and preach hate against Muslims ARE arrested. YOU AREN'T FREE YOU BRAINWASHED TWAT.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
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SamuelMcCloud 2 years ago
i thought Helen Keller was the Jew and Ann frank was the retarded one .............
bigz619 2 years ago
Brilliant stuff except the Irish accents are far too authentic.
Americans still believe in that "Oirish" brogue as evidence in Heroes Season 2.
Tagemandbagem 2 years ago 7
The story of Ann frank ( assuming it's real ) is nothing remarkable; The history of countries such as cuba palestine france lebanon... is filled with girls who took up arms and fought the occupiers and payed there lives for it! but they don't teach about them in schools.
how could someone who hid in an attic for a few years become such a folklore hero is beyond me.
Finalfreedom7 2 years ago 3
Other than the fact that she was a little girl who left her deepest thoughts by random chance for posterity to find and was slain by an industrial murder machine, I dunno.
I agree with you other than that, though. Especially in Cuba, with the 10-18 year old volunteer girls brought literacy to a newly freed people.
CajunCommie 2 years ago 2
I wouldn't say she's known for being a hero, though - just an incredibly gifted writer (relatively for her age) who helped demonstrate like no other, what it was like for the Jewish people in hiding under German occupation.
The youthful innocence shown throughout her diary has helped make her a symbolic for all the good that was lost by Nazism.
HeadlightMorningGlow 2 years ago 2
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Yeah and i would be quite happy for our government to slit the throat of all the muslim hate preachers, those fucking cunts do not deserve free speech. Americas legal system is well more advanced than ours tbh.
Scotty90210 2 years ago
What a superb cliché fest spoof ! :-D
ZemplinTemplar 2 years ago 2
Pause it on the credits...fucking hilarious!
stratomaster136 2 years ago 3
what on earth is with these comments...Stupid American trolls ranting about why Britain sucks?
Get a sense of humour, hollywood does often (not always but often) have a poor grasp of history.
kakaze 2 years ago 3
hahah the irish!, a comical race of people!
Ricscott 2 years ago
This is just like Wolfenstein.
Gonnakillyou 2 years ago
Berlin, England lol
baberz100 2 years ago 3
Lol totally screwed up. Jews are irish, nazis are British. And "This ones for president Churchhill!" and ann frank had nothing to do with any of it lmao.
Gaaminator 2 years ago 2
these credits are funny.
NICE PERSON WHO TURNS OUT TO BE EVIL AT THE END... Jeremy Irons
HANDSOME GI... David Schwimmer
WISECRACKING GI... Mathew Perry
POETRY WRITING GI WHO GETS KILLED... Anyone from 'friends'
BLACK GI WHO FORCES OTHERS TO CONFRONT THEIR PREJUDICES... Cuba Gooding
BLACK GI WHO FORCES OTHERS TO CONFRONT THEIR PREJUDICES' FATHER... Cuba Gooding Sr.
With songs from gerry halliwell and rik waller.
No animals were shaved during the making of this film.
AChrist 2 years ago 5
its not satirising the ignorance of the common american, its satirising the ignorance of hollywood.
colditz4141 2 years ago 8
True, though Americans are in gereral pretty ignorant.
bollo3000 2 years ago 6
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So are you British cunts. Suck my Red White and Blue dick.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
You do realise the British flag is also red white and blue right?
YonManc 2 years ago 3
The Union Jack Off LOL.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
Star spangled banner? Sounds gay.
YonManc 2 years ago 2
I'm not British. Thanks for proving my point.
I'm not going to suck your dick, sorry. If you really want another man to do this for you I'm sure you can find someone to oblige at your local gay bar. Though it sounds like you've picked up a nasty STD with those colours, might want to see a doctor about that.
bollo3000 2 years ago 2
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Well if you're not British, and you live in the UK, you're either Scottish, Welsh, Irish (all sheep fuckers BTW), or some fucking immigrant. In any case, enjoy your censorship, ridiculous tax rates, insane PC restrictions on free speech (alothough I'm sure your pathetic Orwellian brainwashed mind supports them), and driving on THE WRONG FUCKING SIDE OF THE ROAD CUNT.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
fuck off n leave british people alone u twat
danielwilliam12 2 years ago 2
Never, especially when they spout ignorant and fucking retarded bullshit.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
1. Scotland and Wales are part of Britain.
2. In my experience there is less censorship and political correctness in the UK than in the US.
3. Scientists have proven that the left is in fact the correct side of the road to drive on.
bollo3000 2 years ago
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1. Haha I'd love to hear you say that to a Scot, or Welsh.
2. Well your experience is fucking wrong. I can say whatever the fuck I want in the US and not be arrested. Say, how does it feel to not be able to protest the Muslims slowly taking your shitty island over, while they get to practically riot in the streets and have their own Shariah courts?
3. British scientists I'm sure. American scientists have proven that the British are fucking stupid.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
Well it says British in their passports. Mine doesn't.
I can say what I want in the UK and not get arrested, including anything about Muslims or any other religion as long as I'm not threatening anyone, slandering them or inciting violence. Sharia courts are a variation of existing arbitration tribunals and require both parties agree to give it power.
My experience is my experience - how can it be 'wrong'? How can driving on one side of the road be 'wrong'?
bollo3000 2 years ago
"slandering them or inciting violence"
In other words you can't say anything critical. Don;t bullshit me you CUNT I know how it works over there. Sharia courts are disgusting and the fact that you aren't outraged shows to me you're a PC brainwashed fucking IDIOT. You are the reason the UK is going to be a Mudslime state in 20 years.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
What planet do you live on where the only way to be critical is to to slander someone or incite violence? I could for example say that many of the beliefs strike me as batshit crazy, as do those of christianity and most other religions. But if I said that Muslims eat babies or that someone should shoot my local imam I'd probably be in a bit of trouble - rightly in my opinion. And the same would apply in the US.
bollo3000 2 years ago 3
No see I can say that Muslims are the scum of the earth in America and not get in trouble. You brainwashed worthless piece of shit, you deserve the destruction of your culture.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
I can say that here too and not get into trouble, if I wanted to be a xenophobic fuckwit.
bollo3000 2 years ago 4
I bet you think it's ok to be Xenophobic as long as you're not white. It's just a part of their culture!
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
at least we have a culture
blanksight 2 years ago
Not to mention, holy shit more cameras than people WTF. I guess they really don't trust the regular person there, I can see why, considering how fucking stupid you are, you're like a goddamn child.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
Yeah the number of security cameras here is shit, as are many of the coercive things the American government does. But they don't affect my legal rights to say what I want.
If you had a little more self awareness you'd realise who is being stupid and childish here.
bollo3000 2 years ago 3
Lol you don't HAVE any rights. Your so called "rights" are subject to the whims of the Parliament and popular opinion of what a "right" is, not so here in the US, where our God given rights are backed up by both a Constitution and...in extreme cases, a well armed populace. And what coercive things does our government do against citizens? Remember there are no US Citizens in G. Bay, so you can shove that bit right up your ass.
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
Why don't you use your 'God given' right to bear arms and splatter your own brains against the wall? You'd be doing your own country a favour by the sounds of things.
foxyfaefife 2 years ago 3
Why don't you fucking get raped by a Muslim you worthless cunt?
Cobra666Commander 2 years ago
I somewhat doubt that it's not prohibited in the Qur'an.
foxyfaefife 2 years ago 2