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  • Listen to the squirel!

  • That list of bullshit items... you can get that stuff? I mean, people are seriously stupid enough to not only MAKE that crap, but BUY IT!? WTF?

  • @R0ckG1r7 yep, I couldn't agree with her more, it's terrible. The worst part is, remember when you got a nightmare when you were little, and you couldn't go back to sleep, that's exactly what its like. It's better to be ignorant and blissful, than awake and depressed.

  • I think arguably all teenagers including myself think they're "aware" or smarter than others

  • i woke up this morning went to work then bam i woke up...... had to go through it all again.... stupid dreams. does that count as me coming out of fake awake?

  • I luv my vegan sneakers... But i dont understand why u cant just wear regular shoes made of cloth

  • ..I wish I hada Cock Blaster....Crotch Rocket....deadliest man alive!

  • Oh foamy... i dare you

  • Preach on, preacha

  • If you think you're awake-your life motto should be along the lines of 'Life sucks, and then you die'

  • The message of this cartoon wholeheartedly has my seal of approval, for whatever that's worth. I have been a huge fan of Foamy the Squirrel for several years, and on this particularly difficult topic, Mathers was able to pinpoint exactly what "awakening" is (along with its fallacies) that I had attempted to do with my ~21 min vlog on "waking up & staying awake."

    Bravo, sir! You never cease to impress me, and on this one, you certainly took the cake. Congrats & be well. :)

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  • you know i consider myself a one man wolf pack

  • not claiming to be "awake" but I'd love to see the brain melting. ^^ that would be sweet. I'm not "awake" I just enjoy watching annoying people get whats coming.

  • @010sasori You never heard of douching with strawberry yoghurt? Clean, sweet and completely edible.. who would NOT want that? o~(^_^)/"

  • Damn right that is all

  • any one that claims to be enlightened is full of shit, even the dali llama is not enlightened! i know...i've met the guy. he's actually a lot more fun than most people care to know, good sense of humor, likes a good prank, but like every good prankster he also knows when to stop and when he has gone to far. putting itch powder in the underwear of one of his underlings is hilarious but he later apologized for it.

  • theamazingatheist needs to see this

  • I ain't awake but I don't cling to a group of people to validate my ego because I'm an individual; a lone wolf if you will.

  • That feeling when your 14 and angry and depressed.

  • @010sasori better than fish?

  • Foamy doesn't realize ignorance is bliss... anyone ever wonder why he's always so angry?

  • @Giyuo ignorance is bliss but being ignorant makes it that much easier to be controlled by others. i would rather be pissed off all the time because I know better than to give into some ploy by the media, my peers or the government than being happy because i am too stupid to know when i am being used

  • To make sure.I don't seem like an intelligent.individual just seeking attention, if I think I understand something, I'll.state my point of.view on the matter instead on agreeing with every single point like a kiss-up. That's nonsensual.

  • @XXInfantry94 nonsensical lol.

  • @queenofeveryone I did a grammar fail? XD

  • I don't think I'm fully awake... I seem to be dozing. I'll have moments of mind blowingly clarity suddenly... Then they'll go again.

  • There is a difference between awake and aware. I am aware that with exception of my family and friends, the is not one person out there that gives a fuck about me government included. And awake to means walk with your head up and read between the lines of the bs that we are expected to believe.

  • Being content with lack of knowledge ? That is either the final stage of tranquility or the highest form of stupidity . Mhm..

  • @FlowTraceur GENIUS!

  • Naturally smelling Strawberry condoms!

  • im not awake...just aware

  • This so funny

  • insomnia.

  • i get what ur saying, but i wouldn't say i'm awake. more of, just day dreaming. not assleep, not awake, just there. i'm like a filler character in some god awful TV show that lost most of its viewers near the 15th episode. i'm nothing special, there are millions of others like me, but at least i know that i'm not awake, and at least i'm not asleep

  • can you reply to your own comments?

  • @RogueDJ12 why yes, i believe you can good sir. your not too ugly by the way

  • @RogueDJ12 why thanks, good sir. you arent too bad your self, man.

  • im awake? no im a stoner..................

  • wat does being awake i would love to figure it out?

  • Foamy's gonna popa blood vessel one day.

  • Being 'awake' is being aware that everything you say in a comment will eventually disagree with someone else...somewhere..at some time.

  • The next is a mass sucide destroy yourselves

    fools 3:) basturdising the world one comment at a time

    Its not selfawearness its put yourself in a mental instatute

    you jack ass

  • Being self aware is like being a raisin. I'd like you better if you were booze.

  • @Cardboardangele

    Yes many of Foamy's followers have that.I very often get in trouble for my "discrimatory behavior" just because of many people at derby highschool are idoits that think very often that nerds like me are the "dumb ones"

  • I have a long list of groups and individual people that I think could fit the category of fake awake.

  • @AggroVolken I know one inparticular. Alex Jones.

  • @LoopieLou110 Alex Jones, Michael Moore, Jessi Ventura...any over-zealous, force-feeding Left or Right Wing politician fits in this category of fake awake.

  • @AggroVolken

    Jesse Ventura? Isn't he that guy who does the Conspiracy Theory show?

  • okay no one is awake until Foamy finishes doing his rants.Until then no one is awake!

  • There is a SouthPark episode that ''wakes up'' Stan

  • @PaladinWin

    which one? I'm tryin' 2 find it.

  • @PaladinWin

    Okay. nevermind. It's the "Insheeption" episode. Sorry about that. :)

  • naturally scented strawberry condoms... im buying the copyright on the idea right now1

  • Uh...I rather question myself than this. Taking precaution wouldn't hurt. That's why I usually question myself...

  • i have that s**t but its like a vision of my future. i try to prevent it but im always too late before that moment happens!

  • i remember when i became awake. i got sad and depressed for a year or so. then, i got happy because now i know the best advice is simply "Fuck everyone else". and i found that the best motivator was indeed, SPITE. the sheer spite and contempt for others. Soon afterward i decided i was going to be my own boss, my own entertainment, my own and only reason to give a fuck. And id be lying if i didnt say foamy didn't help out a little. Thank you lord and master!!

  • "Fake Awake" that reminds me of well me! in the morning.

    =P

  • I have a low stupidity tolerance. It sometimes causes issues socially.

  • i have a balanced sleep schedule.....in my hole in the ground.

  • I don't want answers. I don't have any questions. If life were any different, it wouldn't be nearly as amusing for me. I try to be complacent and understanding about everything, so I don't get all butt hurt because I realized that humans are terrible things. Why should I care?

    I wish I could care more sometimes, maybe then I would have hours of drama to fill up my time I normally fill with video games and art homework.

  • "I will melt. Your fucking. BRAAAAAAAIN!" That's just...incredible delivery.

  • i am awake. and i have come to the conclusion that i hate all humanity and that i must commit suicide.

  • @welkijken do a backflip.

  • One year for Christmas, my father gave me a book called (I kid you not) "Zen 2 Go." So I laughed pretty hard at this one.

  • Wow. Where the hell to you live. I've never actually met anyone from anything your rants have been about.

  • I don't claim to be awake, I know I am. Don't need words to tell me that. :)

  • Is being awake as awesome and wonderful as everyone says it is?

  • @R0ckG1r7 no... you´ll get depressed, i would rather be ingnorant and happy then knowing the truth and be sad all the time... it gets better though, you´ll live your life as good as any day for some months or even a year but THEN something pulls you back in and you get depressed... and it repeats itself over and over again.

  • @NightmareWitchCarol

    Really? Is the truth that terrible?

  • The only awake person in this world is Foamy.....

  • @vimarandy Well he's one of them.

  • Did anyone else notice that he said "if i had a nickel for every cock blaster that came up to me blah blah blah" And then he didn't say he would have A dollar, a million dollars or however much money he would have after he said that?

  • edward norton at the end of fight club is awake YOU ARE NOT

  • I know a group of people that need to shut up when it comes to bragging about being "enlightened" *cough*christians *chough*

  • @LOCUSTHATER666 Same here but it is also not just them though that needs to shut-up. Atheists in my opinion are just as bad and political zealots of all affiliations need to take a lesson from this.

  • @AggroVolken That's why I'm always neutral.

  • @LOCUSTHATER666 yes, but god forbid you be neutral because humans these days are all 'my way or the highway' with the neutral people anymore. On top of that, humans today also expect you to follow one way (their way to be precise) in order to please their own egos as opposed to allowing people to think for themselves.

  • @AggroVolken Unlike most people I don't force everyone to accept my views. If they do that's fine but if not whatever. I just see no reason why I have to be a sheep and follow the herd without thinking about it.

  • @LOCUSTHATER666

    Really?

    I'm Christian and I have never heard anything like this.

    Care to explain?

  • @NoSuicide4Me Well obviously you haven't seen my second ex or some youtubers that do so and try to make me think and feel the same way they do. If you're christian hey good for you but don't force it on me.

  • @LOCUSTHATER666 this is why you never acknowledge them, if you give them attention they will act like dogs and keep hounding you till you give them what they want, in this case conformity. Ignore them and they'll just leave u alone after awhile realizing that you don't care about what they're peddling, then once they turn around a swift boot to the ass will seal the deal that you don't want them around.

  • Soooo does that count with the foamy cult too?

  • Woah. His eye brows just flew off his face... Cool. :3

  • Life is about detecting and deflecting bullshit wherever it appears. George Carlin knew it, and so must we.

  • I like how at the end Foamy basically says he will fuck ANYBODY up.....MENTALLY.

  • i am tired of being awake...

  • Hilarious! But it's true. I've seen so many movements claiming that they're awake. It's sickening to my stomach! Funny Video, BTW!

  • i love how if someone says anythign true in any way shape or form and someone doesent like it you're instantly called

    "um-american"

  • @Baronvonkame Well, being an American isn't what it use to be. These days, lying through your teeth in order to keep people happy and stupid is pretty much the American way, so really anyone who goes against that, by saying the truth even if it upsets people, is un-american. At this point, being un-american is a very, very good thing, because America doesn't stand for any of the good things that it use to anymore.

  • The worlds so fucked up that i'd rather stay asleep :-/

    Maybe when I do wake up things'll have gotten a bit better..... hopefully.

  • funny video

  • I think that everyone is self-aware to an extent. But great video; I love Foamy and his pissy attitude. :P

  • I will say this: My body is physically awake, but to be honest, my mind is forever trapped in my own black hole of a world.

  • If this state of mind ever DOES happen, its ussualy around the time they notice change in there body and this also triggers there mind to look at themselfs or others around them more then normal and will ether accept it or shrug it off.

    MY load and master FOAMY

  • i like sleeping..

  • I don't think I'm awake yet. I was sort of awake for a little while, but then I hit the figurative snooze button on my metaphorical alarm clock. Five more minutes...

  • I'm asleep and happy with it :3

  • @shiraffensuger Fine. Then keep dreaming moron.

  • @shiraffensuger  I agree with you..XD :P

  • Matt Hardy, this video is for you.

  • @WarPigsLukesWall why you say that..your mad cause girls like himand ot you

  • @akisssosweet23 Um, sure. You're right. That's exactly why I said it. You in all your infinate wisdom would know right?

  • People I think I am awake. Since I don't know what the feeling is supossed to be like but just listen to me.life is just life you live it and that's it its not about Facebook or twiter you just live. Thats it you just live.

  • I'd say that I was about half "awake" until I saw Foamy. He then helped me to become more awake, but I highly doubt that I am fully "awake" just yet...

  • I will mentally take you down like a lion on a gazelle motherfucker! xD

    LONG LIVE LORD FOAMY!!!

  • i know of only one person who is 'awake' and he wouldnt be upset if we got fire bombed. he is moving to europe because he believes that its better over there. this guy is interesting to bullshit with but i doubt he is enlightened. i knew an actual budhist that, once enilightened, got depressed and killed himself. i dont want to be awake and suggest that noone else try it either. just deal with the world and life you are given. FOAMY IS LORD AND MASTER!!!

  • @rdiggity1986 The fact that your budhist friend got depressed and killed himself prooves that he was in fact not enlightened. Its possible that he thought he was and near the end he realized that he wasn't. That would explain the depression. I won't comment on your departing friend, as I don't know him. But I believe that the only way for our civilization to move forward is for it to become truely "aware". If not our world will become nothing more than an intellectual wasteland.

  • 0.0 AWAKE!!!!!!!

    Thumbs up

    

  • Being awake is realizing the world is full of BS and its matter of what BS you're willing to put up with. I found out that people say that want the truth but don't like it when they hear it. They love it when people tell them what they want (ie being lied to) but get pissed off when they find out. Honestly I am tired of the whole "I Care" BS, I want solutions & answers. Saying you care doesn't fix anything, it's more about making somebody "feel good". I hope you do a video on "customer care".

  • @MRLarkin Closer but not quite "awake". But you do seem to be getting close to understanding at least how most Americans work. Keep working on it. You'll KNOW when you get there.

  • @MRLarkin thats fake awake

    

  • @H4rdr1v3 So says you. This is subjective. If you want to reply please put in your "awake" perception and share it with the rest of the Foamy world. Just saying "thats fake awake" is nothing more than trolling.

  • @MRLarkin I never claimed to be awake ... im more on the side of I dont give a shit ... but I am capable of perceiving bull shit when i see it ... if your awake i am fairly certain you will not have the need to go around stating that you are ... Im unstable enough and a little stupor is probably good for those around me

  • @MRLarkin another one thinking hes awake, GODDAMNIT!

  • @MRLarkin Thats not being awake. The rest is actually a statement I agree with. But isn't it a little hypocrytical to demand answers but not have any yourself? A truelly "awake" person more often than not is able to come up with solutions and answers on their own. Who is to come up with solutions if not ourselves?

  • @MRLarkin

    being awake is what one interprets it as. however, one is not awake just because they say so, but because the just are. lord foamy explains the rest

  • lol as seen on alien ufos

  • Ha ha .... I love foamy... :)

  • 52 people did NOT listen to the squirrel.

  • We live in a world of stupid bastard, bitches world.

  • @shadow32516 You said world twice. Do you like "world"?

  • . . . when in reality, it is a natural change. I've experienced the change this way and over reacted as well. Eventually, I adjusted to it and realized nothing major had changed.

  • I'm seeing your point of view, but you've also got to understand that the word "awake" was never meant to be used in this sense, thus the meaning of the alleged "awakened" individual is completely unclear. Some people claim this enlightenment because they reach a point in there lives that their minds suddenly work differently. This is just their body changing and is not so much an enlightenment as a new perspective. They over react to the change and think something miraculous has occurred when

  • I will melt your f&*@in brain hell yeah do it foamy

  • i am not awake

  • sad part is he is right.

  • Ahem the foamy cult.....

  • @p13wyatt he doesn't ask for money tho thats how u know its legit :) lol

  • i would love to be awake but i think i am still in a daze ...... but being able to realize that has to got to mean i am moving in the right direction hopefully i will be awake when i am older , i love ur rants

  • To be honest, the only thing I care to be "Aware" about is myself. -this does not mean I am self centered. just that I can fully understand myself, which is something not everyone can do-I could care less about what the universe is truly about because I'm one small and insignificant life form in the midst of a gigantic universe.

  • @Yuccavite3000 I love you so much right now.

  • So don't watch these videos is the message here. yay, im going to take this advice =D

  • its true foamy, according to this indian guy, taking loooong shits, leads to a longer life...

  • You know, one day... ONE DAY, Youtube will have a "awake" / "aware" button just for the hell of it.

  • To everyone who has had to endure our little back and fourth. I do wholey apologize. I've asked that jerk ShaggyTheClown 17 to keep it to PMs more than once, but for some reason known only to himself, he would post it here. If he does try to continue his crusade, thats up to him. I'm out. He's your problem now.

  • -Stupid Fuck being a dickhead

    -Other idiots kicking the first moron's ass

    Damnit, shut up! Take it to PMs, for fuck sake. Nobody wants to hear you whining back and forth in an endless tennis game of who can complain the loudest. Shaggy needs to stop pretending like religion actually means anything and everyone else needs to stop adding fuel to the fucking fire.

    In short: GET OUT.

  • @Mattie2013 I've tried that. He refuses to post anywhere but here.

  • GOOD GOD PEOPLE! How about you use the comment box for what its ment for, YOUR OPINION ON THE VIDEO! NOT a stupid argument that no one else can be fucked to read. AND tbh it would serve you right if you were both trolling eachother while this happend.

  • @ShaggytheClown17 Speaking as a person of the Shinto religion, I believe we are all Kami's children. However, even among my own religion I have doubts. I think of Kami, or the Christian's "God" as more of a lifeforce, not a being. This means that life is sacred, because Kami is in all of us and it doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong.

  • First of all, this is supposed to be a FUNNY video, not a DEBATE. If you don't agree with someone else's opinion, then LET THEM BE. If you're going to argue like you are now, then at least KEEP IT BETWEEN YOURSELVES. Nobody else wants to see your blind bickering, so please BE QUIET. Thank you.

  • I have an idea for everyone that claims that they know the truth... HUMANS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE TRUTH. Plain and simple, all that claim that they 'know' the truth are in reality just blinded fools that believe that their religion is the superior one. I think that in every religion there is a grain of truth, but not the whole truth. How about we all think on that :)

  • @bladeofthetalon Thank you sooo much. Thats partially what I've been trying to tell ShaggyTheClown 17 for the past few days. But he just keeps harping on. And after the shit he said to me there isn't a chance that I'm gonna let that pious cumstain win.

  • Speaking as an ignorant person, I'd just like to say that there are more of us then most people suspect.

  • Hahah you guys made this video on my birthday :D

  • @TeenLittlyKitty Well Happy Birthday back on May 25.

  • Your talking about the jehovah,s witnesses?

    Well...I happen to be one and I know the truth! And your just another person that's blinded by the world! Get a life. And get more facts before you rant on it you cock sucking peace a crap.

  • @patrick99ization I don't know who that was directed at but I have a question for you that mother wanted me to look up.

    Is it true that some sects of Iehovah's Witnesses believe that jesus was really the Arch-Angel Micheal and that instead of being crucified he was impaled on a schwatikas? My mom really wants to know because aparently some Iehovah's Witness lady tried converting her by saying that.

    By the way, isnt "jehovah" supposed to spelled with an "I"?

  • i wish i was blinded by ignorance .... good times

  • Wow...there's a whole conversation down there with each person trying to prove their "point" which no one else really gives a crap about....These people hould watch Foamy's second Social Networking. Think of it this way, you both look like assholes and you should both quit. :)

  • I really wish I could get my little brother and hisfather to watch this but they're too scared of computers and television sets to get close enough to ever see or hear it.

  • Im lovin his rants lately. He's angry cuz he cares xD and remember, HE WILL MELT YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!

  • He is right, most people come up some grade-A bullshit about how enlightened they are, but in reality, they are just some losers who depend on others opinions and contantly crave attention so they can feel that they matter in socity, and then they go on and on about how this group or that organization made them "awake", when again, in reality, they just need to get their head out of the clouds and get with reality. If there is someone actually "awake" out there, they should be proud.

  • sounds like Scientology

  • Some groups are good tho, they help the person help themselves become "aware", its impossible to force any kind of genuine thinking onto anyone, it just has to be laid out to them like a piece of cheese at the end of a maze, n if they're lucky and open minded enough they'll find it on their own, if not, oh well, even the Bible says you can't save them all 8/

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 Dude. There are countless stars in the universe, most with their own planets. I'm pretty sure that quite a few of them are life supporting. Which probably meens that some of them have sentient life on them. Each with a different view point. So do you really think that reading a book that was written by people who lived centuries ago have even the slightest inkling as to the true nature of creation? Your not going to become aware by mindlessly following a herd of sheep.

  • @phontex Well I respect your ability and right to believe in whatever you want, fact is that is likely all it is going to be. Life on other planets is possible, not from there simply being water on it and life randomly n magically spontaneously generating, not saying you believe that though.

  • @phontex Also, this book happens to be the most scientifically studied and verified book in the world, and by assuming I'm a mindless sheep following something tells me that you yourself are mindlessly following your own beliefs and are too closed to anything else, obviously you don't understand anything about the Bible if you have the balls to talk shit like that.

    I for one actually looked at other beliefs and chose the one that was the most logical, so suck it 8P

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 First off, I have read and understood the bible and find it to be a nice read. Am I of any of the religons surrounding it? No. Second, my statement was meant to point out that awareness cannot be obtained by doing what others do, but by the relization, acknowledgement, and understanding of one's own true spiritual, physical, and mental relationship with the universe around them. It is not something that can be taught but something that a person must learn for themselves.

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 The fact is that you ARE exactly the kind of person Foamy was talking about in this vid. You think that your aware but your not. People who are aware think for themselves and do not rely on what others tell them for guidance.

    By the way, the Bahava Gita is actually the most scientifically studied book but no book has ever been or could ever be "verified". Lastly, you can keep your wrath of god BS to yourself. I think of "god" as a "presence" not a "being".

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 In other words, I believe that "god" (or "gods" depending on what religon you are) is part of everything, and we are part of it. That each of us is, in turn, a "god". This is prooven mostly in females of any species, plants and germs. The ability to create new life from a cocktail of atoms is truely a godly ability. And EVERY living thing has this ability in some form. Hell even planets have it. Otherwise there be any life sustaining planets.

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 And here's a wonderful little brain teaser for you. "If God created everything, then what created God? And what created that thing? And so on and so fourth." If you can answer me that with all your biblical reading satifactorilly, then maybe we'll talk.

  • @phontex Are you effing serious?

    .....(sighs) thanks for being another example of ignorance, if you had ever read the bible or asked that question to someone (which I'm sure you have but rejected the answer), you would already know the answer to that question.

    God has always existed, he created this existence and it's laws so clearly he is outside of them, and you're assuming God needed a beginning which confirms that you probably do believe in God but want him to have been created making him-

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 Listen buddy do everyone a favor and stop trying to convert people here. I just read the other postings and our little back and forth is begining to piss people off. And if you continue to preach, all you'l do is piss people off. if you want to continue your vain and moronic attempts to convert me please send the messages to my channel and I'll be more than happy to delete them.

  • @ShaggyTheClown17 Honestly, foamy (author) was talking about you, my friend. If you can't live one week without giving up and letting your explanations end up in the universal large mental garbage heap, formally known as the bible then you're "fake awake". Instead of claim this bull about "being outside the laws" or w/e you've heard from your preacher and go to a university for some history lessons & research other cultures and see how they came about. Now stop trying "to save us" we're fine thx