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  • that looks like an awesome cake!:) yummy

  • you can hear someone say "Oh Shit" at 7:33

    haha, awkward.

  • When I see this cake I get real hungry. Two days ago my son turned 13. I still got some cake in the fridge... I´ll get it. XD

  • What is the episode when Becky and her friend get drunk?

  • @CrazyMJFan1 I think it's the first season. Go to wikipedia and look up the episodes. It'll give a description of specific episodes.

  • @CrazyMJFan1 "one for the road"

  • @CrazyMJFan1 it's called One for the Road

  • "You went to the movies by yourself last night!" LMFAO

  • hahaha!!!! roseanne accidentally flashing her new neighbor cause she wanted to flash dan!!!! LMFAO

  • roseanne is a geat mom!

  • Roseanne not wanting to do it which means Jackie can go do it herself, but Roseanne CAN'T do it means Jackie can't do it either?! What kind of shit is that?! lol

  • That was so funny...it reminds me of this one time when this girl i knew did that and the cops were called..lmao....

  • god...roseanne with her shirt off *sudder*

  • Why does everyone get giggly when they use the clap-on-clap-off?

  • @XxBeJeweledDancerxX because she's just so entitled when she does it.

  • @XxBeJeweledDancerxX it's such a roseanne thing to do.

  • @groovylocks My grandmother and her friends do the same thing. But they were the trendsetters back in the day. As far as it being a "Roseanne thing to do" what $20 or less thing isn't? Giggling at the clapper does not a joke make. And I'll leave it at that.

  • Laurie Metcalf is SUCH a great actress. you would swear this was really her life and she really was Jackie.

  • darlene sounded kinda british when she said thanks mommy" lol

  • ty sounds like gary busey

  • This show was genuine comedy. Makes todays sitcoms look like a bunch of tools - when in doubt just copy ur peers! Roseanne lost so much weight...and I always saw her as being a good looking woman, her weight didn't matter. I miss the 90s when TV show characters didn't have to look like they jumped off the cover of sports illustrated...Gosh! we've become such a superficial society!

  • @kuhleskind I'd like this 1,000 times if I could. I can't stand how everyone in sitcomes looks like a supermodel. Roseanne was the all-american family, and hey, we love them more than the supermodels anyway!!

  • @kuhleskind it's because we have things like photoshop. Because everyone can look perfect with a bit of superficial effort, the expectations on people have become much higher. And because the population is getting stupider.. there's also that.

    The thing i like about this show is that the people are intelligent. Intelligent people are exempt from all that. Not to sound smug. But it's true.

  • 7:52 - mmmm, now THAT is a man!

  • Oh, and Darlene...? "yeah?" *sigh* I hate your hair.

    that's exactly what my mom did when I dyed my hair black. lol

  • How embarrasing!

  • i love that cake

  • you went to the movies by yourself !! haha

  • If I ever went streaking through my yard, and my husband happened to be there with his buddy, I'd be mortified too!! My husband would be just like Dan, laughing his ass off and he'd NEVER let me live it down. LMAO!!!

  • @babygiraffe123 I would be laughing my ass off if I went streaking and my husband was with a friend. It'd just make it THAT much funnier lol.

  • Does anybody in the world find Sandra Bernhard attractive?

  • @belvissivleb Who's Sandra Bernhard?

  • @belvissivleb she is sooooooo ugly

  • Too cute.

  • "When was the last time you were felt up--at the movies?"

    "Last night!"

    "You went by yourself!!!" R O F L

  • i love the way david looks at darlene right before she says "thanks mommy"

  • Why don't you dare me to make a meatloaf ooohhhh!

  • roseanne conner.... loose meat queen

  • That cake looked so delicious until Nancy starting putting her finger in the icing.

  • what does Jackie say in her funny voice after Roseanne said: i will beat you up later. at 4:08. something like: yeah I am ............

  • Jackie say's "Yeah....I am looking forward too it" :o)

  • tyvm

  • @DJfreex66 she said yeah  I am looking forward to it

  • you have orgasms? rofl

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  • The picture they took is really a good picture.

  • my mom did sing this song at my sixteenth birthday. she wrote the lyrics in my card

  • the song at the end is catchy but id kill my mother if she played that at my bday party!!!

  • I always want birthday cake when I see this episode :-)

  • @I2ingleader Birthday cakes on tv shows look awesome

  • Jackie is so funny in this episode.

  • I wonder who they used for the stunt double of her running back into the house? Because when she sits down on she's wearing a bra XD

  • I think it was probably her, but they put a bra on her just not to risk anything showing

  • this episode was hilarious

  • "ima beat you up later"

    "ohh yeah im looking forward to that!"

    LOL

  • Roseanne i used to like it wen dan could go all night ....now i just liek it wen he sleeps i got things to do

  • Roseanne cuddles with Dan, but my girlfriend had every excuse in book to avoid it, haha. I dumped her shortly after. :D

  • 5:36 That's like my dad!

  • I guess Bonnie is gone this season!

  • That cake looks good

  • POOR CRYSTAL, 3 KIDS NO ORGASM

  • @nauris708 i think she meant like, since she's with an old guy... she ain't having no more orgasms. you know?

  • @nauris708 I think the remark was against Arnie. Nancy said she had mind blowing orgasm with Arnie and no romance. Crystal was in shock that he could give her (or anyone) an orgasm - let alone a mind blowing one!

  • @nauris708 I wouldn't have an orgasm if I was sleeping with a man old enough to be my father either.

  • @nauris708 haha congratulations for posting prob the only comment on the roseanne vids to REALLY make me lol

  • @nauris708 only had 1 kid in this ep

  • @nauris708 And remember, Crystal was married 3 times before Ed.

  • DANIELLE HARRIS IS SO HOT.

  • ur so right man

  • Roseanne is awesome! This one of my fave epi's

  • LOL when Dan laughs...wheeze fest 09

  • hey, i watch the show, in fact i think it's possibly the greatest american sitcom of all time. at least until around season 7 when it started to suck dick. in fact, the genius director stanley kubrick always said his favorite 2 american shows were roseanne and the simpsons, and he was no dummy.

  • That "Dumbass' Comment was to Oldcabbage4826177

    keep your comments to yourself.

    Roseanne is a awesome show and better then those other crappy shows on Nick @ nite

  • All shows on Nick @ nite are crap, there is a reason they are on then.

  • how big of a loser are you that you're starting beef on youtube on the channel for a show you don't watch? where in the middle of bumbles#it nowhere do you live that you are just browsing through roseanne episodes instigating? just asking.

  • ooooohhh... you can do whatever you want, you're a big boy now! i never said you couldn't, but you seem to have some type of complex on some "i can do whatever i want mommy!!" i'll put this simply. GET.A.LIFE. since that will be kind of tough for a faggot like you, just get depressed. PEACE homo.

  • hey, "oldcabbage4846177", if you don't like Roseanne, why are you watching..?

    stupid.

  • Lol "i hate your hair" -thanks mommy..

  • I<3 THIS SHOW

  • hahahahah I <3 this show...<3

    and Roseanne looks really pretty in the picture in the end no lie...like her bangs and white teeth <3

  • worthless?thats a weird thing to say on a video you're clearly watching

  • oh you're a child,i see never mind,if i were you i`d review alot of what you've said and have a real hard think about it

  • spelling has nothing to with intelligence,i wasn't trying to make a comeback or start a argument,especially online,you're previous comment just was harsh for no reason,but again i get it you're a child and if you're not then this is just pathetic,putting whore on the end of a statement won't make it offensive,and commenting on spelling mistakes isnt a discussion point

  • yes they are.reading and spelling i believe are two different things,i wasnt offended,its just boring when all you're trying to do i offend quite clearly

  • thus proving all my points,*sigh*

  • and again,you're on a roll matey!=)

  • annnnnnd back to whore,okay i get it,you like trying to piss people off,but sometimes don't you just want a conversation instead of an argument?

    there are so many people like you on the internet,its not shocking anymore its just a little sad

  • do you even believe that,if you look back i wasn't being insulting either,i was just stateing it was an overly random harsh comment,and didn't make sense that you were so hostile about a actress,anyway yeah i can't read cause no one would leave comments sounding so hypocritical and ridiculous,it must just be my eyes,you win,well done

  • yep by the sounds of you definatly are,bye x

  • it's okay, it's fun to join the hordes of youtubers that are completely sonning you, i finally feel like i'm part of something! yes!

  • How about all of you iditos shut the fu*k up?

  • you have problems. just watch the show and stop instigating.

  • ...if you don't like the show, don't click the link to it and bother those who find it entertaining, if you insist on being a complete imbecile then by all means go for it..as for the others they should learn to just ignore people like you..instead of arguing....

  • You haven't done a good job of ignoring whore. Do as you say not as you do right?

  • haha so Im a whore? and I meant the ones who spent their time insulting you, should ignore you, not take offense to your childish mannerism

  • You again? What happened to that whole ignore thing that was the witty point of your whole argument kid? Read your last comment that you were so proud of attempting to sound like a badass and pay close attention to the ignore part. I understand its tough to get your small little mind around it champ but at least stand behind what you said. Run along now and get some ice cream or something and stop trying to speak with adults, whore.

  • Maybe YOU should stop trying to speak with adults...you aren't acting like one.

  • I find it amusing how you call people "kid" and "whore" who you have never met, have no idea what kind of person they are, how old they are, etc. I do know this, everyone here is about 20 years more MATURE than you, so, WHO is the kid?

  • lol dog ur a bich.

  • And you say that Roseanne is trash...um, you've done more trash talk in your little rants than there has been on the whole 9 seasons of Roseanne!

  • Seems to me you are not talking TO anyone....just talking to satisfy your own prepubestant urges. Grow up.

  • never said I was, but then again, just WHO are you? Oh yeah, a child who resorts to name calling because you have nothing real to say anymore.

  • 1st, you never answered my question, just who are you?

    2nd, I am someone with enough maturity to not resort to name calling and insult throwing

    3rd, apparently, you must think I am important since you subscribed to my videos. And yes, I know there aren't any, but you must have thought I was important to subscribe.

    4th, not only do you resort to name calling, you have obviously run out of material because you are repeating yourself.

    5th, check out the ratings, nobody likes what you say

  • Dumbass!

  • and also "I'm certaintly not attempting a youtube argument myself, especially with an unarmed person"

    as stupid as you may think me to be,you're profile and commentssays veeeeery different,you can't suddenly speak rationaly after putting whore on the end of 2 comments to me

  • Oh I forgot one more thing. Whore.

  • and have a hard think about it,is a british phrase,sorry if it confused you

  • OMGGGGG IM LIKE DIEINGGGG

  • HAHAHA the clapper

  • i love this show cant beat it

  • "i dont think Ty got hit with anything haha!!"

    lmao

  • You had orgasims?

  • "Dan, you're supposed to say something to make me feel better!"

    "Okay! Well, I don't think Ty got hit with anything!!" ROFLMFAO!!!

  • I love the "foot thing" Dan does in bed, while laughing at Roseanne's "mishap." LMAO!!

  • HAHAHA that was funny

  • You sure know how to make a guy feel welcome lol I loved that...

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