Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus

[ruthwen3]

@faggotkillers1 Please man, a little respect. Surely some of what you like to hear is completely shit, but you haven't Find an uneducated animal to tell you...

[ZniwiarzPonury]

Hahahaha. I googled "chocolate jesus". See this, people: chocolatefantasies . com/religious . htm ---- Good enough, for me. Satisfied my faithful, alcohol-preserved soul! :D :D :D :D

[CampbellsShutup]

Fuck Chuck Norris. Tom Waits is my new hero :D

[olteanuionel]

His voice sounds like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months, and then taken outside and run over with a car. Not my words!

[simmitz]

@olteanuionel Haha. I love that quote.

[hellangelzx]

The live version sounds better than the album version. This bothers me.

[hereandthere1204]

Tom Waits voice is deep fried and beer battered if you know what I mean.

[faggotkillers1]

the fuck is this shit...

i'll enjoy listening to the toilet flushing more than this

but its still almost as good as justin beiber

[RetardedWa1rus]

@faggotkillers1 pretty subtle troll.

[jockamofeena]

@faggotkillers1 It's ART, that the fuck this shit. I would love to hear what artist you appreciate, but just for the laugh.

[MultiTsai]

english is not my first language, so can anyone tell me what he says after "when it's gone, you..."

[letouj80]

@MultiTsai "When it's gone, you can get up and leave."

[din5ixfg]

I love Jesus AND Tom Waits.

[RubADub522]

legendary



[2Kortoso]

Freaking awesome!!!!

[Danfish77]

Not a fan of this man. Like, good for him, but I'm okay with not listening to him.

[Nuts8769]

When i listen to Tom Waits without wishkey, i feel like i'm breaking some universal law

[victor2q]

big tom waits fan here folks. his new record-bad as me...buy it now! also check out my little weasel house show! i do a cover of earth died screaming. it starts 3 : 50. don't Waits, now is the Tom!

[iPriestHolmes]

oh showmanship, a man of taste... 

[RoseRed515]

my old school punk friends introducted me. Now I can get enough

[1whowouldberich]

If you have had even one excruciating, painful lesson from life and experienced agonizing personal growth from it, you can understand Tom Wait's music style. I you can't, I feel sorry for you.

[shakezulamicruler]

He reminds me of an old ringmaster from a circus that could get u any drug known to mankind

[MrRufusthethief]

Like

[doirevomba]

Bieber has 100m hits and Tom has 5m. This is why the French revolution failed but what do I care, we got fish in the jailhouse tonight.

[mikoniogod]

Incredible, to say the least.

[TheC0rpsezilla]

Oh dear. How can anyone stand this guy?

[MachTwayne]

@TheC0rpsezilla Haha, The same way people drink straight scotch.

[tauran1100]

@TheC0rpsezilla I think it's a sort of you hate him or you love him deal.

I for one love him, but I know plenty of people who can stand him.

[zoneterror]

first time i hear one of his song ... i LOVE IT !

[JLATRI]

Ricola riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola

[MikmyRC]

This is really good!

[chuckskinny1]

WOW THIS GUY IS GREAT..MY FIRST TIME HEARING HIS MUSIC

[1zombiemum]

Tom Waits us a very talented man. Anyone with any taste for blues knows of Tom. He is different but thats better than the same old - same old. I LIKE IT!!!!!

[ItaloDiscogs]

Hahahhaha,a troll !

[neocant1]

So overdone anymore _ I'm a sorry ass Irish cath-lic who rarely goes to church- but I must say the fact that it's so commonplace to trivialize Jesus that it rings no Fervor anymore means that maybe we can just judge music on it's own Merits and to that point- what is this ? A standard borrowed blues riff with nothing stirring in the lyrics other than an attempt at whatever to raise a stir ND get promo? Yeah at this point Id probably do the same if I were he - but never the less the song still s

[Hearts64]

Such an incredible sound. The banjo picking, the stand up bass, the woodwind instrument... and of course the megaphone distortion. WOW what a daring performer.

[CannibalJeri]

tom waits is a faggot

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@CannibalJeri You're a "burdensome bundle of sticks". Now go back to your own horrible musical tastes.

[CannibalJeri]

@PurpleCowsMakeGJ rofl he's fucking terrible and you know it

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@CannibalJeri If he's so terrible, why do I keep on coming back to his music? Get the hell out of here if YOU don't like it.

[igunzOsick]

@CannibalJeri your just an idiot, its much like the chuck norris deal...obviously hes freaking gay but people like him because hes original...and although i beg to differ, its the simple truth. Tom waits's music is more than how he hits notes, Its the message, idea, emotion, that he portrays...and that is why music is an art, open to interpretation.

[CannibalJeri]

@igunzOsick I'm sorry but what? Chuck Norris isn't original at all; so that's a shitty comparison. I don't think he's untalented - I just think he sounds like poop!

[trufiend138]

great white hype...

[zuniga6412]

He's bad ass.

[panoramachange]

Chocolate Jesus Christ I love this song!

[ThePedja123]

He has moves like Satan.

[BaitEstate]

First time I watched this I thought well this is where everlast came from-- that voice is hard to listen to--this guy might be a little insane.. since that time (about two wks ago) I have subconciously been drawn to this video about once daily & I'm starting to appreciate it more and more.. Im also considering the possibitlity that was what he was trying to accomplish with this

[xsnokex]

@BaitEstate Try listening to Tom Waits with a cigarette and a glass of scotch. Especially if you don't drink or smoke.

[pizzaliens]

It's so fucking haunting. It just makes you feel like you're caught in limbo.

[TheZairae]

I need to see this man live before he dies.

[MsDweebs]

@TheZairae I was thinking the same thing..before one or the other happens I need to see him live.

[Syrio1989]

I get mad everytime people say that Tom Waits is God. For Christ's sake, he's good, but he isn't Tom Waits.

[xsnokex]

@Syrio1989 I see what you did there....

[Renneskid]

seriously. wtf. i've heard my fair share of 'out there' music, but this is just stupid. how can people listen to this, his voice is awful and i'm cringing so badly

[jeithorpe]

@Renneskid

How old are you? Stupid? What do you really know about music?

[tylervaillant]

fucking art man

[MrVeeRob]

This guy could BE a broadway show. Love him!

[MrMim77mim]

O słodki jezuuuu :) Tom jest niesamowity :)

[tutuneitor]

THE BEST WALKING EVER!

[AlfieRomero00]

Nice video. Dwizle what year did it come out? Now I'm gonna tell the rest of you. There no reason to argue. This man is an artist.His music reveals a hidden hard part of the human soul.A dark and gloomy part laced boldly with a don't this beat all hint of irony. And don't fret. Because even if you can see it now trust me some day you'll get it.

[skater3681]

so trippy

[Fido1488]

His voice imitates an Afro-American cleric.

[momernix]

Anyone who has anything detrimental to say about this man and his art is a shallow fool desperately grasping at the frayed end of a rope they so unfortunately do not recognize as their perception of reality Oh, but dont stop condescending to true artists; the rejection of fools is just as important as the acceptance of peers

[TadRaunch]

@momernix And they probably listen to Ke$ha

[chuckgloss]

Tom Waits is the most overrated artist of all time.

[TheCapitanoCaveman]

@chuckgloss It's not pretty to try having your 15 minutes of internet fame with Tom Waits...

[2ndnickthegreek992]

@chuckgloss Well he is UNDERrated. Gaga is OVERrated. People like Waits are UNDERrated,

[QuiteHotBros]

@chuckgloss fuck you corporate cocksucker

[tutuneitor]

@QuiteHotBros FUCK YOU HIPSTER

You just like things other don't like or know just to feel the most inteligent guy of the room

That's your culture

Let the other enjoy everything and stop judging for what they like or know

In other words, STOP BEING THE BAD VERSION OF BRIAN GRIFFIN

[AlfieRomero00]

this tutu. guy addressing me?

[QuiteHotBros]

@chuckgloss lol i wasn't even thinking when i did that comment. i was just in the mood to be a douche, and it was funny to see your over-reaction to my comment. lol is that all you do all day? try to think of comebacks to people who disagree with you on youtube? seriously, i feel bad, do get a life. for your sake. for our sake. fuck, for tom's sake.

[Bubbiea]

Tom Waits went to my school

[BaitEstate]

@Bubbiea Tom Waits didn't go to school

[ValdemarPow]

спасибо Вадиму Новику, что облагародил эту песню. Вейтс - ушлепок.

[DuncanTalks]

0:51

[lemonlimelukey]

This dude is fuckin jammmmin

[hartyperson]

Tom Waits and his magic confetti spawning pockets

[ventmonster247]

@anjabob first, how do know Jesus isn't real? And second, I would like to see you so better.

[anjabob]

Screw Jesus and screw Tom Waits, neither one of them can sing worth a shit. Both are completely overrated hacks.

[ehukai26]

@anjabob Listen to Jersey Girl.

[MrPatropolis55]

@anjabob It's not the voice, it's the music, the feeling, the emotion and the love for the music that make somebody good.

[Verendus0]

@anjabob Whoa whoa whoa. Jesus had a GREAT singing voice. He belt out one hell of a tune. Haven't you heard any of his stuff?

[adNauseum100]

Fuck Jesus. Today I'm celebrating Tom Wait's birthday.

[Sebbemann96]

The megaphone! When a microphone just isn't enough...

[ThomasQuinn1000]

I swear, I didn't know about this song when I published my book last year: "What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus? (An Irreverent History of Christianity." But I'd like to send Tom a copy. I think he'd get a laugh. TRQuinn.com

[ninjaplease44]

i fucking love pathetic anti-christian music!

[scribefreelance]

Existing lovingly and with a mighty dollop of good humour is significantly easier and more productive than chaining yourself to a fairy tale. Onya Tom.

[XTHEKEVINATORX]

this is the white version of tyler the creator

[willsonnett111]

One of the worst artists of time and his anti-Christian song is pathetic.

[firelance86]

@willsonnett111 Obvious troll is obvious.

[TheOmniscientAtheist]

@willsonnett111 i dont have words to say how much i hate you

[Deepred67]

@TheOmniscientAtheist You must be religious to have that much hate.

[bender121212]

380 no van a la iglesia el domingo

[stiggyh]

"id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy " -tom waits

[ukealldayallnight]

he da man!

[mylulac]

No one moves me like Tom, no singer I love more than Tom!

[RedGuard124]

graet performer and unmatched shrek!!!

[ecwdude17]

anyone got a lozenge?

[Xray007fromMI6]

Don't you just love it, when there's no comments about the dis/like buttons? :)

[Wes919]

@Xray007fromMI6 yes I do, which is why it's a shame you made a comment about the dislike/like button.

[ihearttswifty]

.....im not christian. and im not over 18 but my idol is frank sinatra

and tom waits sure is a close second!!!

[TheLupus07]

tommy the cat

[peg5555]

Just saw a video of a young guy who sounds just like Tom Waits. Check out his youtube video Joe Nolan Epcor centre. The kid has promise!

[chefty86]

Tom has the voice of a chain smoking angel..

[svedbro]

Chocolate Jesus? Tom are Jesus!

[btreefingers]

AWESOME!!!

[ecwdude17]

anyone got a lozenge for mr waits' thoat?

[jmh384]

i disagree with senkoasd. why keep him to yourself? the sad truth in america is that while a lot of people don't believe in god its too inconvenient to change lifestyle/ how you were raised. thats my soapbox today. ty for your time

[katkal3]

the one and only tom

[AuntieN2]

@katkal3 Love Tom Waits ... !! Went to the same High School ... Well sort of ... ;)

[alexjt92]

happy birthday

[myohmeohmyohme]

I got a chuckle of how the banjo player quickly tuned his instrument in the middle of the song without missing a beat. (2:38)

[greatbarriergrief]

I'm chocolate haha. I love Tom

[logician360]

A sermon on the lips. A lifetime on the hips.

[NumbAsAStatue27]

Happy Birthday Tom! Your really one of the greats and everybody watching this knows it. Stay true man

[OrpheusHart]

This isn't just the shit... This is THE shit!

[DrCrane1000]

Happy birthday Tom!!!!

[SleepingTigerPrd]

Happy Birthday Tom

[detunedradioh]

378 people don't believe in the immaculate confection

[PereiraAtWar]

@detunedradioh ptwhahahhaha so true

[Noooooo0ooOooooo]

megaphone was a nice touch

[morningdavidson]

this song is sacrilicious

[talkingwall]

@morningdavidson That's ok. Jesus was usually getting in the faces of the "religious" people he encountered anyway. Read yer Gospels and you'll know what I mean

[newyorkpeggi]

@morningdavidson Sacrilegious or sacrilicious?

[TrueBlueEG8]

@morningdavidson Thank you homer simpson:-)

[spearsandarrows]

@morningdavidson This song is sacdelicious

[spearsandarrows]

@spearsandarrows Goddammit.



[ChickenVendetta]

@spearsandarrows I disagree. This song is absolutely delicious.

[doomguard37]

Working your biiiceps.

[EclecticDiscus]

Dam I can't find Chocolate Jesus anywhere. Who sells them?

[TubeofDestiny]

@EclecticDiscus You have to make them yourselves, "God helps those who help themselves" :D

ps: holy hell, there is an actual estore for this (in the US apparently) : chocolatefantasies . com

Also, some interesting leads there => songmeanings . net / songs / view / 3530822107858535998 /

* the Testamints part was hilarious :D

[psteve59]

Tom Waits has got to be the best class act of all time.Very talented man.

[JustMissJac]

I tried doing homework while listening to his music.

I can't do homework when he's playing. That voice is just too enthralling. <3

[Dibbleg1]

Guy is a Genius.

[TheSpecialist23]

i never ever get sick of listening to some Tom Waits. He's just amazing. As an actor as well.

[DaciaNickino372]

so bin reich aber einsam

[noko1957]

Damn @cosmiclight you seem pissed I agree with everything you said I like tom waits,and I like the way he sounds as well. I just have a crazy sense of humour, and I think that some of the "youths" making these comments most likely feel the same way

[cosmiclight]

For the youth here that make comments not understanding Waits, he is a poet of heavy social, commercialistic and political commentary. He is not about the vocal sound but might be? He is about the message in his poetry, more like Bob Dylan crossed with Louis Armstrong. Get it? Also recommended for new listeners is the old tune he did about 30 years ago, "Step Right Up." And you will step right up won't you?

[salsburysteakjr]

@cosmiclight I always felt like he was Bob Dylan crossed with James Brown.

[TrueBlueEG8]

@salsburysteakjr better then both in my opinion, love this man.

[tutaina94]

/watch?v=di3RpC81-y0

:)

[noko1957]

I want him and Nick Nolte to join forces and do a version of Lonesome Cattle Call together I am almost sure it would be a massive hit

[mahuir]

who's at the banjo?

[discovoodoodolly]

The sad thing is I know exactly which chocolate he's talking about XD

[dudewtfpasswind]

wtf is this. someone said this was awesome but its weird no ty

[AJnsm]

@dudewtfpasswind You might think so now, but believe me; In a few years, when your musical taste has evolved some more, you'll be with us saying that this is brilliant...

[dudewtfpasswind]

@AJnsm ok i will give him a second chance =)

[professionaltroller1]

I want this guy to do a chrismas album so bad

[MertieCaryqa230]

lol Tell me your desires

[klauslerner]

pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait...

[blackmarketbaby83]

I wish he would marry me :(

[tuhafiye1]

waits waits waits . . .

[seanwrightvids]

awesome genius! what a voice!

[Chinardo]

Can anyone tell me, were he and chuck bukowski acquainted? I seem to recall they were. In any case I always think of bukowski when I listen to waits. And I always picture waits as the narrator when I read "Post Office".

[Chinardo]

Brilliant

[Jimmydeanking1]

FUCK THIS

[flaxmasterfats]

@Jimmydeanking1 FUCK IT HARD!

[matballking]

Workiiiing your biiiicepts

[beezerboy94]

Talk about a guy that just doesn't give a fuck.

[JakeKowal]

she was lookin for that stud bull...

[gwells139]

@JakeKowal She was lookin for dat he-cat

[MultiVikasji]

Hi i like the video it is so interesting and fantastic. Thanks for the video.

[austinscorpio23]

Tom's got a voice like an old rusty gate. Simply one of the best and most original musicians to have ever be red-lighted from God's traveling circus.

[Magemastrtom]

facebook it

so did i !

[ayarrapapeles]

I´m a painter, and I only want difuse my work of a quiet form, thanks beforehand and polite gretings

[IleneIrenatt230]

ehm bin aus hamburg

[hootsmoncrief]

yeah, rightey ho.... this works for me

glad to be alive, knowing there are folk like mr waits selling their wares

[senkoasd]

I don't share this on facebook, 'cause most of my "friends" on FB don't deserve this

[sighedeffects]

@senkoasd NO ONE IS WORTHY OF THIS. Not even us.

[trustyification]

@senkoasd mate, force it down their throats until they gulp it down or it drowns the poor bastards!

[svedbro]

@senkoasd  True That!

[bigbullfiddler]

@senkoasd

Beste reaction i've ever read on youtube!