Pokémon Black / White Battle #3: TASKisfailok

[Beecanoe]

your Ludicolo kicked ass.

[1Chance4Lyfe]

Mold Breaker Excadrill isn't even released yet you dumb fuck hacker.

[Sucker4Jessica]

@1Chance4Lyfe Everyone was trying out the unreleased abilities when B/W first came out. Hello? Where were you? Drop dat fc real quick then! I'll destroy you!

[1Chance4Lyfe]

@Sucker4Jessica How was i supposed to know that? I hardly watch Pokemon Wifi.

[ebishop1102]

Wtf.... is the only good narrator Haydunn? Everyone else is such a retard.

[Sucker4Jessica]

@ebishop1102 Always the nobodies talking shit :) I love you guys though

[DreTheHedgehog]

my friend just let me hold this today playing on wifi right now :D

[Sucker4Jessica]

@DreTheHedgehog I hope you have a lot of fun playing

[smart422]

do anyone want to battle me over wi fi? my character's name in pokemon black is jace. my fc in black is 2666 4581 5287.

[Corechase]

i just found out it is possible to breed and get a gliscor with poison heal and roost

i took a poison heal gliscor and breed it with a roost gligar and i got an immunity gligar with roost

[thesxex]

Speed is doubled in sandstorm with Sand Rush. Scarfed mold breaker is slower.

[scribbleslime1231]

X3 Ludicolo sweep!!!!

[DainierG]

trading any pokemon u name it , for a dream world gligar female

[yolomo321]

@DainierG I have it. What would you be willing to give?

[DainierG]

@yolomo321 nvm thanks i already obtained it thanks

[YaRoCheSsa]

Is that Megaman ZX: Area D I hear in the backround? :3

[Zetsuuga]

@MrNrh Its a Japanese game with an english patch. Not all of it is Translated

[bigbang203]

hahaha the opponents sawsbuck is named DONT SHOOT ahah funny as hell

[RawrOfTheBlade]

@bigbang203 DUDE IKR!!

[MrNrh]

why is half of the writing japanese and the other half english? Is it just moves or what cause it doesnt look like it?

[cubsfan4695]

how do you get all your guys to 100? ar? or just hours of training?

[PokeTwilight]

@cubsfan4695 No WIFI competitive battles hacked except hacked legally. But by the looks of Suker4Jessica and KingDaddy they both spent hours of time training.

[BoaLgitMonsta]

What is the name of that awesome intro song?

[Sucker4Jessica]

@BoaLgitMonsta VengaBus be The VengaBoys

[anonymous1153]

Dear C00lstuff,

SHUT THE F*CK UP.

[GuireGod]

That dark/dragon guy is hydreigon i believe.

[KITTY20112]

epic introduction a sang that to my class and they lold EPIC

[xCoxydon]

my ludicolo with a rain dance team has: Toxic, Leech seed, protect and giga drain. Item:leftovers and the ability which regenerates health in rain.

it is great to use him to stall and his health rarely drops below half with all of these boosts

[PokeTwilight]

@xCoxydon You mean rain dish? But ludicolo also lacks the power I think you should take out protect and use hydro pump. Its much better since every turn you will restore hp from rain dish and leech seed, I don't think you need protect for your defense

[c00lstuff1]

why can i find ONLY LEVEL 100's!?????!!!??

all i want is to see some y'know, level forty-vs level 51 type of thing its boring seeing level 100's i want to see uinderpowered moves thats more impressive

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Free battles are for idiots who use AR or have no life

Level 100 battles are the best and always will be the best

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

ummm...no there not!

i want to see an actual battle not a bunch of one hit ko's i want to see somthin better first...who actually has the patience to train six or more pokemon to level 100? its a waste so you either use an AR or you have no live trying to train them i get that in soul silver its easier cuz on region has like, level sixties in the wild but seriously.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Save that for battling with your friends

Competetive battles are not to see who has the most patience, its to see who has the most skill

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

WHAT SKILL DOES IT TAKE YOUR ATTACK STRENGTH IS TOO HIGH!!! you know what takes skill? killing a level 100 with a level one

i was fighting my friends palkia level 100, and i had a level 1 starly i think it had macho brace or somthing (i dont know what its called but basically it prevents one hit ko's often) and he used spacial rend that left my starly with 1 hp i used endeaver that same turn to leave him with 1 hp and nex turn i used quick attack and won

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Focus sash, retard everyone knows that trick; it was first created by Marriland

Its as simple as this, if you're using a team of level 70s (for example), you are going to get slaughtered by level 100s and there is no running around that.

Even the best players cant do jack shit if their opponent is 30 levels higher; thats not skill, thats stupid

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

THATS THE POINT IM TRYING TO MAKE LEVEL 100'S ARE STUPID OUTDATED AND IF YOUR SOMBODY LIKE ME WHO DOSNT FEEL LIKE TRAINING MY POKEMON EVERDAY FOR 18 HOURS TO GET THEM TO BE LEVEL 100 I LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME...EXCUSE ME IF I WANT TO HAVE FUN LEVEL 100 ISNT SKILL...ITS HAVING NO LIFE TO HAVE THE PATIENCE TO ACTUALLY GET THEM ALL THAT HIGH.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Oh my god, you ACTUALLY think we train our pokes to 100?

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

so you admit you suck at life and use an AR?

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

You are the single biggest fucking retard on the planet, there is an option in Wifi rooms to change everyone's pokes to level 100 taking into account all the IVs and EVs

Dont talk like you know shit when you havnt even been on wifi yet

Go back to playing with your retarded friends

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

i have been on wifi, only me and my friends actually have SKILL and battle each other with our pokemon not some dumbass option. and do you know that the word retard is banned?my cousin is also retarded maybe you should meet him one day and see just how much of a fucking asshole your being look...your calling me a retard cuz im the more grown up one that dosnty like pokemon look back at your messages...what has made you so mad? really...you dont have a life thats fine with me.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

K only you and your friend are retarded

Again, Free battles do not take skill, I dont know how to get that into your scrawny little mind.

You hit ANY move and attack a level 70 as a level 100 and you will kill anything

Im sorry, but you look madder than me, IM NOT THE ONE TALKING LIKE THIS and writing paragraphs of nonsense

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess not gonna lie i laughed a bit at that...

anyway free battles dont take skill...neither does pokemon itself pokemon is all about weakness its turnbased it takes no skill explain how a turn based "RPG" takes skill?

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Predicting switches, knowing your opponent, Basically being good at judging situations

If I gave a retard like you the strongest pokemon in the game, An experienced player like me could destroy you with midlevel pokemon in a Lvl 100 battle

It is BY FAR the most competetive game ( Not just Black/White, but the whole series) Nintendo has ever made in my opinon

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

umm...if i had the most powerful pokemon in the world how could you predict a switch if i had one pokemon? if you didnt have the same as me that wouldnt be very fair i think pokemon is retarded and dont play trhe games so to be honest, you could beat me with a level one because i'd just chuck my ds out the window before playing that abomination giving you many free shots. and if its a lv 100 battle how would you have midlevels? you are contridicting yourself idiot.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Midlevel Tier not the actual level of the pokemon...... Do you seriously have a brain?

And Im talking about a regualr 6v6 single battle; thats where you have to predict switches and set up strategies

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

did i not mention i hate pokemon? and i dont play on wifi i used to withthe regular diamond but that was basically it. dumbshit you need to look past the literal meaning of things stop taking sit so seriously. basically the point im tryiong to make is pokemon dosnt reguire skill you can predict changes or whatever but when then person switches to a water type, and you have a fire type he knows you'll switch then your screwed unless you dont in which case your still screwed.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Okay, if you hate Pokemon, why are you watching this video?

Your theory about switching is incorrect

If I have a Special Infernape and an opponent is using a common water pokemon such as Suicune or Vaporeon, he is going to be afraid of me

Why? Because most special Infernapes carry Grass knot which can rip any water poke along with Infernapes great speed.

Again, pokemon isnt all about "If I have a Grass against his Water Poke, Im going to win durrrrrr"

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

shut up okay it matters your pokemons speed if he attacks first with a water attack your dead if your not dead the NEXT pokemon will kill you

i hate pokemon and as i explained my friend makes me watch this stuff

[anonymous1153]

@larkiess AND physical Infernapes can carry Thunderpunch, although its not as common as Grass Knot Ape

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

AND

nintendo dosnt really make any competitive games at all exept pokemon

and do you realize you just insulted a straight A high school student about not knowing about pokemon? thats the same as insulting a kindergardener about his lack of knowledge of Guns.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

In highschool majoring Mathematics and Astronomy getting an average of 90+ in both those and 85 average overall

Not the best but around there, your theory is incorrect

The Super Smash Bros series isnt competetive, the Mario series isnt competetive?

Pokemon is one of the few games that actually makes you think about a situation

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

exactly nintendo dosnt make any competative games execpt pokemon.

super smash bros brawl was the ONLY in the series that had WFC anyway.

and i know about the 85 average shit thats in all schools didnt i say i was in highschool? geez.

you know i have better things to do then whenever going on my phone finding a popup that says youve commented. a gentlemen would not suit you a barbarian is more fitting.

ill be the bigger man and walk away.(theoretically)

you win. fucking brat.

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

Kk dont let the door hit you on the way out you fucking pansy LOL

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

well if i dont stop it i kow you wont

[Lugo428]

@larkiess You know you don't have to comment. The argument could have ended hours ago.

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

look, your calling me a retard cuz im the one using skill!

with lower levels beating higher levels, thats more impressive then a one hit ko...getting a one hit ko when your 20-25 levels lower is more imprssive.

wifi sucks its fucking pokemon for gods sake...its not as functional or as fun as an actual console WFC or ps3 xbox and wii to connect to people without having to go on a fourum first

pokemon sucks anyway, my friend wants me to watch all this crap, but i dont see the appel

[larkiess]

@c00lstuff1

And to be honest, for a "Straight A student", you sure speak accordingly (Not)

Are you sure you're not Straight A in Grade 1 because I seriously mistook your spelling and grammar for an 8 year old

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!

coming from me thats a real insult

what is wrong with my grammer? its called first grade dumbass and this is the internet (teh internetz) your not SUPPOSED to spell shit correctly seriously you cant insult spelling or grammer over the internet!

[c00lstuff1]

@larkiess

one more thing I never saw marriland do that a I made it up on my own

[SuperGunfan]

rain dance try sunny day

[XxGonixXFAN]

Your intro is badass :)

[DragonEXecuTionER]

im a pokemon veteran, and i dont know wether to get this game or not. please reply back if i should get it or not

[alexw647]

LUDICOLO LOCOLOCO PARTY!!!!!!!

[mistypikachu8982]

 go serperior!

[ZKing2880]

mvc1 in the end?

[supersims796]

I love your voice.

[ModernOptics]

Lunicolo with rain dish ability with rain dance, leech seed, giga drain and leftovers = worst nightmare.

[firefist91]

what is the rock cooking?

[666death2god666]

@firefist91 crystal meth

[19DannyBoi93]

anyone wanna wifi battle?

[rsfv1]

In your Vids you should write ur pokemon stats like erm

Pokemon :Roobushin

Nature :Timid nature

Moves:

Bulk Up

Mach Punch

Fire punch

anothe move :/

Ev:what ever urs are

Ivs:what ever urs are

[Kaiyazu]

they better have a pokemon that is the evolultion of durant i swear haha

[slakeaden]

is this team any good?

Serperior

Doryuzuu

Seismitoad

Reuniclus

Wargle

Ulgamoth

(This is not a wifi team its just an ingame team)

[DaKiLlEr46]

@slakeaden Get a Stoutland

[callstun23]

If anyone wants to battle email at colinallstun@yahoo.com

[bigblackracoon]

Dwayne Johnson FTW ya candy ass, pie eating jabronies! Also I love that standard pokemon can use drizzle and drought. Weather teams FTW too!

[808jerk1]

Hey . I wanna battle u . My name is Bryan

[bekomatik]

Hey Jessica,I'm a big fan of your videos and narration and I'll ask you a question.

I don't have AR but I want to do Wi-Fi battles.But I don't know how to get full IVs.Are WiFi battlers battling with max IVs? If yes, how? Is there an easy way to do it?

Thanks for answering.

[master1463]

how did you get that thing on his arm

[ilikecake1994]

if u wanna battle on black or white pm me!

[ellokito100]

i love ur intro :)

[KazeKage572]

I HAVE A QUESTION EVERYBODY FEEL FREE TO ANSWER ME EVERYONE! ok lol enough of the caps, how are we going to be able to get other region pokemon? is it gonna be migrate-able, action replay only, or are black and white going to have a way to get other region pokemon IN game?

[hatechannelFTW]

stupid video

[4072929787]

what do you have on your grass starter, moves ev's and item? im trying to make a gen 5 rain dance team and I like him

[cspkm]

what starter do u recomend? I wanted to get the water but i wanted Sesimitoad ( THE FROG FROM B/W) so i was gonna get the grass buti heard he sucks,and ive used the fire one and i dont like him

[comansly]

Hey guys I am a Pokemon Hacking Expert I am giving away shiny pokemon and you can get yours if you subscribe and comment on my page and all I ask for return is a Hg or ss clean competitive battle. If you can give a battle that I will give you whatever shiny pokemon you want. Just inbox me and I will quickly reply to you. I'm not fake I just did it for a few people already.

[x50FiguresxBlastx]

he hacked his pokemon has two pokemon in a cherish ball lol

[pokebuzz22]

i lol'd at the dont shoot thing for that deer guy

[Rosariogalio]

hey i've battled you before on PO! i won once, but you beat me like twice. your pretty good dude

[fuzzTaz]

How are you Playin it in English already? Sorry.. I'm a noob

[HouseOfOnions]

OMG ur opponents names are so cool

[Pokejuana]

i love kabutops' new sprite :D

[thomas1996nintendo]

I've noticed something ever since pokémon black and white came out everyone has been teaching their water pokémon hydro pump and no one teachs water pokémon surf anymore :\

[welovewii4]

man i think how the pokemon move looks so gay

[LoneWolfAdan]

nice battle man, umm does anyone know where i can wifi battle with black and white? im new to the 5th generation battling, but not 4th.

[Blazefur6776]

nice intro and nice pkmn

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

The Rock makes everything better.

[TrainerAlec]

Do I hear Megaman ZX music in the background...?

[nickjahfarted]

I like the intro

[maverickG2]

HOLY SHIT THE ROCK IS IN B/W IMA HAVE BO BUST OUT THE MASTER BALL

[AuditionGuy258]

wow "The Rock"

[spartakat]

did anyone notice the mega man ZX music in the background? I think it was frm area D

[Marzell765]

Explosion dosn't cut defense? N-N-n-n-NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[spongey006]

scarfed, mould breaker = haydunn's pinsir

[silentsniper5789]

lol ludicolo is the rock

[TechnoloGYx1]

does any1 know when the English version hits the us

[PaleLittleGirl1]

@TechnoloGYx1 march.

you can dl it online, tho

[tristenj1992]

@TechnoloGYx1

March. No indication of when in March though.

[JusTryinToFitIn]

I suggest putting a lightning rod, motor drive, or herbivore on that team. Switch it with Jaroda or Doryuuzu.

[flip67890]

geez ludicolo smh....

[HellFireUlisses]

pestilence from HON?

[jensjens1997]

this is more like hornymon not pokemon XD

[pokelord4]

wait a secd its in english well part of it how??????US or UK isnt out yet !! a patch how?????plz answer!

[jhj123]

omgwtf... new pokemon are so ugly!!!! like gtfo

[Bruinetto]

Ludicolo stop dancing!

Im gonna make a request since I have seen you use some un-used pokemon from Black and White. Use more of them! It's tiring seeing everybody use Doryuuzu, Roopushin, Hihidaruma, Shanderaa, Sazandora, etc, etc

[pkmn08three]

@Bruinetto

Doredia should be seen. Own Tempo + Petal Dance, Leech Seed, Butterfly Dance and Sleep Powder.

[SexyDrapion]

@pkmn08three so it can get owned by an herbivore?

[oooMFGooo]

so..are the pokes going too get english names or not?

[sturm2005]

OMFG THIS GAME LOOKS AWESOME!"

[yopasaalgo]

Explosion fail

[SenseiSNES]

I always wondered what happened to the Trainers when a Pokemon uses Explosion... Maybe they just run.

[Colbylam]

how to hell did u get doryuuzu???

[Sucker4Jessica]

@Colbylam Its pre-evolution is in the wild in the area with the constant sandstorm in-game.

[Kororocks12]

@Sucker4Jessica no it aint. its in that cave where you first fought Team Plasma, but its rare

[Colbylam]

i just subscibed

[Haydunn]

Haha idk if it was mine, but I saw a mr. Mime in the intro named Housewife

THATZ MAI NICKNAEM

[doubleedgedw0mbat]

People probably don't use Drought/Drizzle because (a) they're not released yet and (b) they're broken as fuck

[XPac894]

i subbed for the rock at the end

[Zeromus5555]

I thought B & W Version's weren't out yet, except in Japan... But these are in English..

[Narutoagent]

@Zeromus5555 roms

[TASKisfailok]

hey there i love that you used my troll name. this is my you tube also weather dominates b/w

[andyrox415]

Drizzle politoed is so broken.

[darkmaster491]

@BlazinKickinChicken Yes, Nettou is Boiling Water. They'll probably have proper translations when the next patch comes out, well hopefully. lol.

[WarLordFTW]

I know that the grass starter is an aweosme dualscreener, cause speed and leech seed. But I think you kinda run the wrong set as it got the perservity ability that will reverse all stat changes, which mean that leaf storm will raise your attack two steps. It doesn't get too many special moves but HP fighting and leaf storm will give a good coverage as most herbivore pokés are normal, or part normal. for the last moves, energy ball for pp and sub for status protecting and priority protection

[Darkbird3]

i didnt know about the xplosion defense part

thanks

[muffin1man1]

WTF is up with all these new pokemon?! After you've experiment with different team styles, could you show us some of the new items that have came out S4J?

[AAmazing0]

May be a stupid question, but i don't have B/W, but how come there was no messages saying "The rain continues to pour" after every turn?

[muffin1man1]

@AAmazing0

I was wondering the same thing! I guess they cut out the animation? I guess that could be an improvement over the previous games but I honestly didn't mind anyway.

[Sucker4Jessica]

@AAmazing0 They show the current weather in your command panel while you are picking a move. The top-right hand corner has the weather condition if any.

[Marzell765]

@Sucker4Jessica

Would've been cool if the weather stays instead of a blank background

[soravnaruto]

@Sucker4Jessica wow amazing this speeds up battles. :D im getting white version today xD but does it support wpa wifi ? if it does i wanna battle u xD

[mikethebodacious]

Btw, Jaroda has a a Dream World ability called Perversity that reverses changes to stats. Here's an awesome set to capitalize on it:

Jaroda@Leftovers

Timid Nature

4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe

-Leaf Storm

-HP Fire or Ice

-Substitute

-Leech Seed

Leaf Storm actually gives you +2 SpA when you use it :D

[mikethebodacious]

Good rain dance set :D The Pokes you used were pretty standard for a rain dance team, with the exception of Jarooda and Doryuuzu. I did enjoy the Ludicolo sweep though, I was laughing when I saw him dancing around for his idle animation :D

[ColtsGreatestFan]

MY FAV INTRO

[XxMforzxX]

Damn,I was gonna post my rain dance team battle tomorrow lol.

Btw are you using the Politoed set I uploaded?

It's ok if you are I'm just asking cause curious =)

[Sucker4Jessica]

@XxMforzxX I personally didn't see any other Rain Dance teams for 5th gen as of yet. I personally thought Rain Dance would be effective since everyone is almost using the same thing. That idealogy proved correct.

[XxMforzxX]

@Sucker4Jessica Ah,then our minds thought exactly the same O_O.

Guess we pwn.

lol and GG I'm uploading my rain dance battle tomoz or in some day if you want to chek my version of the rain team :3

[LordVanitas]

Hehehe now that you have black and white its time for a new intro.

xD

[getdemgrits]

epic!

[TheAkandi18]

Hey Im looking for a good challage in Hear gold let me know if you wanna battle 4512 6269 3194

[MudkidMudslap]

@Juli0o12 not castform...

[SagaciousSilence]

Dance, Ludicolo, Dance!

[CatFighterForce9]

you beat me to making the first rain team DDD;

oh well, gg.

[dlgarner]

Look at the tongue....

[darkmaster491]

Dang, already doing 5th Gen battles?! Man, how quickly time goes by! xD

That battle was fun to watch though =)

[solosoloblackdude]

Omg ludicolo. I need to see it in this game normally.

[AziiEraBlaze1]

ludicolo is dancing and sweeping and he don't give a ****. Thats a good little stareotypical mexicano mon

[Fablism]

Can You Please PM Me With an English Patch. Thanks Bro

[doubleedgedw0mbat]

I hope Drought/Drizzle are banned in OU

[SKmuffin]

@doubleedgedw0mbat same here dude... same here... not only that, but sandstorm also has a swift swim kind of thing now :/

[5starviewer]

So does this mean that any Poke can have access to any ability after being in Dream World? or does each Poke has a list of Abilities that it can choose from?

[Juli0o12]

@5starviewer Every poke has a special dream world ability

[iVanOFFtheWaLLz]

I like the mold breaker idea you have for the mole thing... and Ludicolo is freaaking win.

[MrFlamethrowa]

Mold breaker doesn't work vs Sand throw mole, I had a +1 DD Mold break Onowhatever and the ability didnt apply and the mole outsped.