I bet when Jesus christ walked on water, he looked just the same, except instead of a tail, it was his long woolly public hair that trailed out behind his silly naked ass. See, no miracles needed to walk on water! All you need to be is skinny and fast! LOL! The jesus Lizard saved more people than your corpse-christ ever will... But seriously, christians are lucky there isn't a hell for them to go to. They're also lucky that collective guilt is a false doctrine for the natives they killed...
God created things that walk on water. Man is God's image that's why man can also create things that walk on water such as robot. Watch the basic idea on youtube: NEWEST ROBOT THAT WALK ON WATER
that's not walking, that's running. They should have called it the ninja lizard. Ninja used to cross moats by running on top of the water. (Or so the legends say)
Nope, Water Dragons aren't part of the basilisk family. This in the video is a Green or Plumed basilisk. Brown, Striped, and common basilisk are the other members of the Basiliscus family. Chinese Water Dragons, sadly, are not part of this family. Those are aptly named for their great capabilities in being proficient swimmers.
They have little pads on their feet, and believe it or not, they take 20 steps per second. That is how they walk on water. I know this from watching "Animal Planet's: The Most Extreme.
Hax.
flettboy1 2 months ago
-Throws PokeBall-
AwesomeAnimeArtist 7 months ago
Open the door, get on the floor,
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!
AvsJoe 8 months ago
wife lizard:jack my moms here
jack:oh shit i gotta run
imamquazi 10 months ago
*throws monitor*
MegaTheplayer1 11 months ago 3
haha and we thought sonic the hedgehog was fast.
OnyxDr4g0n 11 months ago
lol hes like oh shit oh shit oh shit
iLiEkGrEeNtEa 1 year ago
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i wish i could do that!
cuz every1 wants to :P omg
annagee92 1 year ago
i wish i could do that!
cuz every1 wants to :P
annagee92 1 year ago
was that a flood
fabioogtz1997 1 year ago
LOL
beastie79 1 year ago 3
Watch /watch?v=y9WfSknep6U
TheSiiiik 1 year ago
I bet when Jesus christ walked on water, he looked just the same, except instead of a tail, it was his long woolly public hair that trailed out behind his silly naked ass. See, no miracles needed to walk on water! All you need to be is skinny and fast! LOL! The jesus Lizard saved more people than your corpse-christ ever will... But seriously, christians are lucky there isn't a hell for them to go to. They're also lucky that collective guilt is a false doctrine for the natives they killed...
FreedomJury 1 year ago
@FreedomJury lol when ur day comes i bet ull be like "OH shit*staring at the devil himself* im a dumbass"!!!
naruto4862ninja 1 year ago
God that looks hilarious
PenguinPanda61 1 year ago
wow wow wow you demonstrated too fast, I didnt see anything can you that again step by step so i can follow... plz?
Auxillia 1 year ago
damn he got some black in him
Dontae711 1 year ago
rofl thats a crackhead lizard
19kiggs 1 year ago
It's like hmmmm......I think I'll go get a tan on that tree branch. -Run- -Tan-
xDisRazyboix 2 years ago
"shi-gotta get-TREE!!!"
TwistedTranssistor69 2 years ago
@TwistedTranssistor69 LOL !
allanfelipebr 1 year ago
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God created things that walk on water. Man is God's image that's why man can also create things that walk on water such as robot. Watch the basic idea on youtube: NEWEST ROBOT THAT WALK ON WATER
died4hislove 2 years ago
COOL!!!!!
Btw it is a Green Basilisk, Water Dragons are for one, grow to 3 feet (1 meter) in lenght so they kinda sink, these little dudes are just epic!
TheDarkestGlory 2 years ago
jesus christtttttttt roflllllllllllllllllllll
yourxloverxoxo 2 years ago
ahhh that is awesome!!
coopiesgurl411 2 years ago
no! its kalixz.. oh.. drimascuxz
Buang456 2 years ago
thats a chinesse water dragon
paintballsportsman 2 years ago
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lcbdroog 2 years ago
no thats a chinese water dragon!
lolnoob1374 2 years ago
green basilisk. Water dragons cant walk on water on basililisks and malaysian sailfins.
ozzy4ever1 2 years ago
its a green basilisk dipshit (jesus christ lizard)
harryknucles 2 years ago 3
yeah but its aka jesus lizard lol but yes you are definatly correct i was thinking of saying that minus the dipshit part
iclrag 2 years ago
Second coming of Raptor Jesus!
Bert2DX 2 years ago
holy crap! that was fast!
animelover1082 2 years ago
Hahaha ohmigod xD
NicoolerThanYooh 2 years ago
it looks like something scared him and he just ran like hell:)
betterthanbarker 2 years ago
its cruising for a second. the next second, it spases out on the water, the next second, its cruising again
10OchrisO01 2 years ago
basilisk
sureiguess1 2 years ago
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!
Werdxp 3 years ago
Now, if only I can train this lizard to rob a store, it'll have no problem running from the cops
PaperCIipProductions 3 years ago 27
@PaperCIipProductions Lol, loved your comment xD
Tibian50 1 year ago
holy fuck, theyre fast
hnkeh92 3 years ago
that's not walking, that's running. They should have called it the ninja lizard. Ninja used to cross moats by running on top of the water. (Or so the legends say)
JMSk3ddy 3 years ago
lol some people believe that they would sink columns underwater and step on them just below the surface, giving the illusion of running on water.
ColHapablab 2 years ago
hahahaha hilarious
Necromasochist 3 years ago
Yeah I just bought one of those yesterday. They're really cool.
sarahgirl009 3 years ago
Where did you get it? I want one too.
JesusWeptt 3 years ago
ebay
neogam209 2 years ago
where did you buy em??!!!
minhoo123 2 years ago
Fwhahahaha!
MikeyBtje 3 years ago
Hax.
OJJDub 3 years ago 31
ROFL
kronosthejackal 3 years ago
@OJJDub Reported, lolololol
Ritsjuhhh 1 year ago
yes you moron just look it up
devotion510 3 years ago
i wana be a bailisk lizzard! lol
PEDRO1OO1 3 years ago
so can chinese water dragons do this?
BlameKris 3 years ago
Nope, Water Dragons aren't part of the basilisk family. This in the video is a Green or Plumed basilisk. Brown, Striped, and common basilisk are the other members of the Basiliscus family. Chinese Water Dragons, sadly, are not part of this family. Those are aptly named for their great capabilities in being proficient swimmers.
Nyrahime 3 years ago 3
rofl^^
AachenGhettoKid 3 years ago
Is there a Ghetto in Aachen?
Please educate me, if you will...
;)
cocochanelleke 3 years ago
altro che san francesco da paola!
rachm06 3 years ago
chinese water dragon, i have one, there dope, they live up to 20 years
McFreeSKy 3 years ago
its a jesus christ lizard -.- chinese water dragons cant walk on water
1een2twee 3 years ago
superb
racsito39 3 years ago
they dont walk, they hall ass! xD
resengan123 4 years ago 2
LOL THAT LIZARD IS CRAZY!
Matt833 4 years ago
what's the name of this lizard?
valezucca 4 years ago
says on the title JC
Zane560 3 years ago
Basilisk Lizard
Carder101 3 years ago
They have little pads on their feet, and believe it or not, they take 20 steps per second. That is how they walk on water. I know this from watching "Animal Planet's: The Most Extreme.
darkwings923 4 years ago 4
i saw that ep too =D
resengan123 4 years ago 3
cool!
darkwings923 3 years ago
i can do that
Taigacan 4 years ago
lol no u cant lolz
Pivotsocky 4 years ago
i can to lol
runeblade806 4 years ago
amazing!
samriguy 4 years ago
this is really cool! it went really fast
mileyfanxoxo74pink 4 years ago
How do they do that ey?... they are so narly!
Owned105 4 years ago
LOL
Pattates1235 4 years ago
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m i n t
Emilia4Scott2518 4 years ago
cool!
wilddrinker1442 4 years ago
cool !
karviskartan 4 years ago
This would be great with the Chariots of Fire song lol :P
tanc2005 4 years ago
those are actually called plumed basilisks
but the nickname is jes lizard
8grey8angel8 4 years ago
I want one of those
pittpens029 4 years ago
that was cool
Hemloch 5 years ago