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  • :D I found it again :D

  • My pet hate, tailgaters, people who sit on the bumper of the car in front, I like the break pedal for those people, see how quick they can stop, or how hard they hit me when I stop too quick. Then I think hurt them

  • @TheMrbum Good plan

  • Hell, where i live the people practically don't give a fuck about the way they drive. When me and my friend be on our way to work we watch people jump lanes constantly, not using their signal lights, and talking on the phone. Those trucks bother me too but i always make a rude joke about the trucks exploding in busy traffic. lol

  • @keshalashay There's a lot of that goeson

  • they should revoke licences to reckless drivers cuz over here in fresno people are crazy.

  • @ernpez No argument from me

  • i here!! ahhhh they do say tho that prams are traffic testers!!

  • @baggy0406 So it seems

  • It may take days of rain to cause the bad driving in Victoria. Adelaide has this shit every day.

  • @kungfuzing I feel your pain

  • @atreyufansrock It doesn't work like that ;)

  • Now this is a video I CAN relate too, as a car driver who tries every day to do the right thing.

  • @OurCatsRule Everyone's been there

  • Holy shit, I thought that was just a thing that happens a lot around here: Mothers with their prams literally crossing the road and using them as some kind of 'lol you better stop or you'll hit a baby' meat shield, when there's a lot of moving traffic... Usually NEAR crossings, not ON them...

  • @AntiStupidity It's insane

  • lmaooooooooo @ everyone is capable of being a fukwit

  • @vasilopoulakimmy They sure are

  • @AngryAussie i live in melb aswell. punt road SHITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS me..i cant handle it.. not only are u stuck on it for 45min in traffic, i find myself being harassed by derro window washers at every set of lights wanting $5 to smear oil across my windscreen let alone constantly stuck behind morons doing 15kmph under the speed limit because there shit scared of being flashed by the 100 speed/red light cameras along the road.

  • @vasilopoulakimmy Punt road must be the worst road in Melbourne

  • Just the everyday nob jockeys at work and my pet pev is when wankers sit up your as and honks the horn because your leaving a larger gap in front so you stop in the wet, Lucky i have a Torana and hit the brakes hard and he ran up my as and crushed in this front end and the only damage to my car was a used bumper from a wrecker.

  • @blueman4444444 Sounds like some good revenge

  • Drivers that drive like idiots in the rain REALLY piss me off, maybe even more than you, because there's a lot of rain all year near where I live, yet people never learn how to drive properly in the rain.

  • @CyberHangman I understand why that would piss you off.

  • haha!! ohh man you just summed up LA driving in 3mins and some change! holy shit, lol!

    did that lady walk up from the side of the street between to large vehicles? thats my fav, i cant get enough of those fucking retards! makes me wonder how they didnt manage to not drown while they where brushing their teeth!

  • @Th3Ch3m157 You wonder how they stay alive

  • @AngryAussie No joke!

  • our car is our kingdom. i'm so with you on this one. seriously... FUCK-WHIT is one of my favorite digs.... thanks for using it so much.

  • @kissmybuttdimple Glad you enjoyed it

  • Glad to see not a lot gets to you in your everyday life. :)

  • @KingDega1 Not a lot ;)

  • Ah mothers! How about those fucking SOCCER MUMS (CAPS are needed here) with their HUGE cars, which really are small trucks; they can be found in almost every Westfield car park during the day "cruising" along in their own self-centered world. Assholes!

  • @irule2day I hate those huge vehicles on suburban streets

  • AngryAussie, you speak the truth. So many times as I drive in melb I just want to hit the cyclist or ped who do something stupid on the road. I dont think if you added all the fwits up they would have a whole braind between them.

  • @dirtysanchezproducti I always speak the truth

  • oh this is hilarious, subscribed!

  • @BloodPulse Cheers and welcome aboard

  • I have to get to uni 1 hour early to just get a party so I'm in no rush, ppl can swear abuse, toot all they want, I follow the laws and have a spotless record.

    If you don't like me letting people in, I'll just get satisfaction knowing that I'm pissing you off, if I hear you shout or toot.

    Man being polite in rush hour is so satisfying, cos you're pissing someone off as well as helping someone.

    Two birds one stone!

  • @Zwank36 That does sound like fun

  • @Zwank36 yeah at myself, get a 'park' not a party. Sorry was my birthday had a few...

  • A disabled (red-slip)guy tailgated me up the road, flashed his lights at me and pulled over when I did to park outside my unit. I think this is because the road narrows to 1 lane and I didn't let him in, because I was already in front and CHOOSE THE RIGHT LANE FIRST, FUCKHEAD. I was afraid that they'd beat me to death with an oxygen tank or something. There was also a guy in a ute who almost hit me head on- wrong way down a major one way street. P plater hate makes it dangerous for me to drive

  • @TheKatIsBackAgain I would just laugh at him mate. What a sad person to follow you home.

  • @TheKatIsBackAgain If someone follows you, I'd call the cops

  • Oh yes, I forgot about the flying traffic jams when we all oneday own our own spaceships. Bloody traffic jams!

  • Angry, I have one thing to say about this: FUCK YEAH!

    It's amazing how fucking stupid people can be, either on foot, in a car, on a bike or in a truck. I'm just waiting for the day when some idiots on foot cross one of the 3-cycle crossings here in Wagga (1 ped, 1 cars n/s & turning e/w, 1 cars e/w & turning n/s) AGAINST the pedestrians and get run over by a driver turning into the section of road they are crossing across. I've seen this happen so many times when on foot, it ain't funny!

  • @ElNeroDiablo The stupid bastards are everywhere

  • @AngryAussie Tell me about it! And the stupid shit I've seen around while just sitting as a PASSENGER in the car makes me think we're already in the process of Armegeddon - by killing ourselves!

    I'm not stupid enough to try and challenge vehicles whilst I'm on foot - they're moving a damn sight faster than I can, so they can go right on by, I'll wait until there's a decent lull (or stopped traffic anyway) to move my arse across the road.

  • That's why I can't wait for spaceships to be invented. Then I can fly over traffic jams LOL.

  • @WoodRatGirl Into flying traffic jams

  • oh damnit, i really wanted to add you

  • @LloydNuMetal You can do that

  • hi aa. long time no see :). like the new format on the vids.

  • @adeafninja Glad you enjoyed it

  • AA- agent of natural selection! ;)

  • @machikoneko Darwin wants me to do it

  • It should be legal to go all Mad Max on these fuckers.

  • @TSEpictures It really should be

  • One of your best Angry , very funny, but true. In QLD they speed up in rain and when you try to pass old cunts driving 15-20 km/hr under the speed limit in fine weather, they speed up ? and sit in the right lane. Just don't get me started on those herd of victorians every year going up the coast road in mobile road blocks, that speed up when its duel lane and me in a slow speed limited truck.

  • @MyBarry2009 I hate people who speed up when you pass them

  • we have had an unusual amount of rain at the end of spring/beginning of summer like maybe a month and half straight... horrible :P a friends of ours was driving 30 km over the limit yesterday when it was pissing rain... safe? i think not!

  • @HHollyMMarie Some people don't think

  • "I get it dickhead YOU WANNA DIE" I loled :P

  • @xFATxETHIOPIANx It's the only explanation

  • HAHA HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO REAL

  • @ProgressiveGuitarist Yes it is

  • People who want to die in traffic... I hear ya! Been a lot of those out here lately too. Was starting to wonder if the drinking water has extra high levels of stupid.

    Here's something else to get angry about... the fucking e-harmony ad automatically playing DURING the video, with the audio drowning you out.

    GAH!!!!!!!

  • @OhCurt They put the stupid in with the fluoride

  • LOL Hi Angry Aussie again ur super funny :)

  • @LANIFISHER4 Thanks!

  • Naww, man. Monopoly is soo last year. Everyone plays Scrabble now.

  • @quackastan1 bwahaha

  • it would be pretty funny if there was one group that had a monopoly on fuckwittery, a race of fuckwits "oh look someones burnt their face bobbing for fried chicken.....oh yeah im not surprised he was fuckwitian"

  • @bigmanoooo1 I like the idea of "Island of the Fuckwitterians"

  • @AngryAussie And have FuckWitterian Governments.

  • @beastboy834 most countries already have those lol

  • The only accident I've been in had to be the one when I seatbelt didn't work properly

  • @KenanVideos Murphy's law

  • HAVE THEY FUCK!?

  • @SinisterSkip Exactly!

  • Sorry, it's an easy mistake to make but I, in fact, am the most important person in the world.

  • @92benno92 Hilarious

  • @AngryAussie

    Interesting, a person who makes over a thousand videos about his opinions, telling others they're not the most important people in the world..

    No offense .. intended.

  • @92benno92 No offence but your mother's a stinking whore.

    Doesn't really work, does it?

  • in my 1.6 years of driving, i have developed a hatred towards cyclists who have to ride on the road 3 abreast when there is a perfectly good cycleway ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD and people who merge onto the freeways at 40 - 50 KM/H

  • @stuffnthat12 You need to read up on road rules regarding cyclists

  • i get the massive shits with pedestrians who think it's a bloody fantastic idea to just cross the road wherever it suits them, when their is a flipping crossing only meters away!

  • @WaRdYAus Suicidal pedestrians are annoying

  • LOL!

  • I'm a learner driver, and drivers like you described make it soo hard to learn!! (I hope your next video doesn't bash on L platers, haha)

  • @juz1093 It is hard for learners

  • my drivewrs ed instructor say just let things like getting cut off and honking and tail gatting go lol... :P i dont want to take drivers ed but then i get my g2 sooner:) lol traffic gets u upset lol

  • @king14rk Driver's ed is a lifelong process

  • @DuffusAmerican Good point

  • "My god youd be amazed at how many people take option B...Despite what youre mummy probably told you" haha thats just gold

  • @McBoothie94 It's what they inspire

  • Lol. I catch the train & bus but I walk a lot too. Car drivers and pedestrians piss me off so badly! Car driver : Hurrrrr durrr that light ahead is changing, better go 3x the speed limit so I can get caught in the lights 30 metres down the road. And pedestrians crossing when it's red, I mean wtf? Sure there's no traffic but you know that's illegal right? Made my day a couple of days ago when a mother got told off by her toddler because she was trying to jay-walk.

  • @DemonofChaos264 Nobody has a monopoly on stupid

  • I'm starting to drive and I already hate it.

  • @CanaanSGl It can be stressful

  • Like the shirt :) makes me wanna buy it

  • @Haloren17 It's a good shirt

  • aussie you have a monopoly on truth brother

    

  • @rockerhelgeson And I like to share

  • can i be a fuckwit?

  • @toxicstupidity It isn't recommended

  • Angry has road rage! Who Knew?

  • @pbrskater26 Surprise!

  • Got to be one of the best yet.

  • @thermalz0mbie Cheers

  • I always thought that traffic jams and retarded drivers were the best rallying cry for abortion rights.

  • @badtown88 Retrospective

  • LMAO. "You get me on a wrong day and I will fucking help you out." Yes. :D

    I HATE the people who just decide to walk out into the road while NEAR a crosswalk, right in front of the car and act like we were suppose to stop anyway, not even looking at the car that almost just ran into them. Fucking hate those people. THE CROSS WALK IS LIKE FIVE FEET AWAY YOU LAZY FUCKER.

    :D

  • @JohnnyXFay People need to know what cars will do to them

  • lol that was hilarious. thanks mate.

  • @DarKmaNiaN You're welcome

  • You tell them Angry !!! There a loads of Fuck Wits out there !! Ranting is good for the Soul .. and I have a good laugh at your Vids ! Thankyou !

  • @theseaflows They need to be told

  • Some of the reasons you could NOT make me drive in and around Liverpool (the Liverpool near Sydney). Barely a car length of space, and some fuckwits decide they don't need to indicate to change lanes.

    Riding a bike is even worse in Dublin though - I was told I had to share the BUS LANE with the scary double-decker BUSES instead of the footpath.

    Sofa king glad I made it through that one. Irish people are pretty darn patient.

  • @Catchicken89 That does sound scary

  • 3 seconds ago Dumb bitches who walk in the road get slapped--with cars!

    But yes, everyone is capable of being a fuckwit. And amen about people who ride bikes (or motorcycles) in pouring rain with dark clothes on at night and no friggin' lights. Some jackass on a bike (who was somehow smart enough to wear a helmet despite wearing SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT) slammed into the side of my mom's car once when she was leaving a parking lot.

  • @CreditR01 Cars deal out severe slaps

  • Angry, can I call you angry? your rants are excellent, but could you ever do a rant that wasnt so angry? I know it kind of defeats the name angry aussie to do a vid on something that you like per se, but could you, by chance do one?

  • @greenbayalldway Watch more of my videos

  • @AngryAussie too busy getting angry at trolls, the government, dumbass sport fans who act more retarded than an internet troll on crack, hollywood's movie releases this summer, retarded drivers who dont signal and nearly kill me, mapquest, my crappy cell phone, the flawed judicial system, and packer tickets being to damn high, just to name a few. wow maybe I should start my own rants on youtube to vent some of this. Ya and call it "The Angry Iowan" or "The Mad Cheesehead". what do you think?

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  • You speak the truth man, it shits me that the tables have turned and we now have the "village intellectual" as opposed to the "village idiot"

    And I agree, as much as I love the news and more lifestyle oriented stuff you're doing nowadays, I do miss your good old personal rants at fuckwittery in your own life.

  • @Valomorn Variety is the spice of life

  • If I am ever fortunate enough to drive the countryside Down Under, drinks are on me me mate...

    I never drink and drive during the day, pull over and finish my beer before sundown...

  • @SirWinstonChurchill Good plan

  • Sounds a lot like Memphis, TN. These people drive like they want to die. And they plan to take as many people with them as possible. And not a cop to speak of anywhere! We have the most lacking police department I have ever seen.

  • @sidian3 I think the idiots are everywhere

  • Great rant as always A A ! !  What pisses me of the most is the clueless dickhead going 55 in the left (fast) lane on the freeway. A long line of cars behind him, right on his ass having to dart around him one by one. But he doesn't even seem to notice the problem he's causing.

  • @6stringsbrainfingers They never do

  • what does have they fuck mean?

  • @ecbfilms001 Guess

  • I'm learning to drive now, and I have to admit, I need practice. I went up onto a divider and onto the curb during my first lesson driving home, but each time I went out, I started to get better and better. I'm not amazing, not at all, but shit, at least I STOP FOR STOP SIGNS, which happens a lot where I live.

    And about the crazy mom thing, I used to run out walking home, but I WAITED FOR THE CARS TO CLEAR THE AREA!!!! I've waited for about 2 minutes once, which when you're in a car, is a while.

  • @Betaboy321 That's what learning is all about

  • HAVE THEY FUCK!

  • @3josh18 Exactly!

  • I think you should get money for the government for every dickhead you manage to kill with your car.

    As for the mother, well if her kids do die at least we will have cleaned up the gene pool a little bit.

  • @Roushfan5 A bounty sounds like a good idea

  • fucking caraveners on the highways that do 30kms below the friggon speed limit and you see a sign that says next over taking lane is 5km need i say more

  • @comrvf Caravans can be annoying

  • @eviltoast765 Haha, no probs!

  • That's right, you're ending your winter, and going into spring. We even have stupid people in summer here.

    We have to wear a helmet where I live. Some 50 year old guy where I live was wearing his Ipod earphones in his ears and just stepped out into the road in front of a truck. That's the last song he will ever listen to.

    Come to New England in a January snowstorm, see how some idiots here think they can drive like it's still July.

  • @awreslr2 We get stupid people all year round

  • Another one that fits pretty well with my views

  • @maxwellthedog Cheers

  • I'm not a driver but these guys affect me too. Honking their horns constantly at night or when people are crossing and actually have the light. Or drivers who speed through lights and make people crossing jump out of the way to avoid being run over. Oh and the last story you told about that mother? I see that everyday at the most dangerous road in my area. There are warning signs saying to be careful...and they blissfully ignore them.

    Makes you want to strangle whoever gave them their license.

  • @ColhanRantQueen I know that feeling

  • i ride my bike to work, i don't wear a helmet though, helmets not gonna help if i get run over... but quite regularly, i almost crash into other cyclists who don't have lights....

    wonderful rant.

    oh, and people who cross the street illegally, they're fun to scare...

  • @eriklares90 No helmet gets you a fine here

  • wow man u sound really pissed off today haha i think it is officially the traffic that really eats at u lol

  • @azza13mad It is one of the main things

  • i hate it when a fucking eHarmony ad on the side started at the same time as your video. does that bitch not know her place?:P

  • @amybaina Apparently not 

  • I've decided im not going to drive. between how pissed i get as a passenger when I see assholes driving badly, and my tourettes, ive got a really damn bad combo. worst shit here is that people think a centimeter of snow means you should drive slower. i grew up seeing 30 centimeters of snow overnight, and it pisses me off that people here in canada cant fucking drive in snow.

  • @hl2vshalo2 People think I have Tourette's when I drive

  • you should say GOB SHYITE in one of your vids. shout it

  • @FAB12UCB That's more Brit slang

  • Tell me about it Im from Vancouver and Rain comes with the territory. It usualy rains 5 out of 7 days out of the week. The drivers don't sond as bad but if we go a week without rain people will suddenly forget when we how to drive at all.

  • @sharpshooter33 Don't forget when it snows, the whole city shuts down. I'm from Kelowna, and I'm suprised how confindent everyone is on the first snow fall, might contribute to a crazy spike in crashes.

  • @sharpshooter33 It's crazy how people forget how to drive

  • Amen brother! Amen!

    I had the exact same thing the other day with some stupid twat shoving her pram out in front of me. And just yesterday a P plater managed to forget 'left before right' and almost smashed into me, now I'm old enough to remember the days of right before left in Victoria, but that little fucker probably wasn't even born then.

  • @CrocodileBurgers He was probably just stupid

  • Mind you, there is a steakhouse near me called T-bone, quite nice. BTW are you on xbox by any chance? if so can i add you?

  • @LloydNuMetal I don't have enough time for gaming

  • You should totally do more rants about other stuff in your life!

  • @kopures I totally will

  • Oh Mr Angry, this one was brilliant!

    Had to deal with some of the very same fuckwits while driving to Six Flags for my birthday funtime. I was trying to find a parking space. Some dick was tailing me, he went round, and took the space I was going for. He was ranted at most severely.

  • @ErisedDawn I think we all have to put up with them

  • LOL @ aussies complaining about slippery roads due to rain.

    Try snow, fgts.

  • I was walking down the street,at a crosswalk, then someone in a truck looks at me as I am walking,on a red light, and I KNOW he saw me. And what did he do? midful, he was stoped, he INCHED THE FUCK FORWARD SO THAT HE WAS BLOCKING THE FUCKING CROSSWALK,I had to go arund between him and another car.and this happens alot, one time I was walking in front off a driveway, and the car blocking me had the right of way, but i think he was WAITING for me to walk around him into the street before he moved