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  • Laughter is the best medicine....but not for a bullet wound

  • XD like a fucking turtle

  • Medic, stop rolling around and save some lives! X'D Hysterical

  • I feel your pain guys. A WW2 soldier carried 75% less.

    You guys an'y backpacking, you are soldiers who need to be able to fight.

    The packstraps need a redesign so they quick-release to loose setting, but don't separate.

    Try it again, blindfolded.

  • @borderraven anything you wear on your back does quick release COMPLETELY and is made to just fall right off just for this reason, it's been this way for years now..

  • lol XD

  • Do they really have to carry all that crap? I agree with that guy - "This is fucking wrong!"

  • hahaha mobile ER fails. You bunch are bad lmao. Looked like he was about to start bustin a move when he rolled over - Break Dancing Medic :D

    Thanks Guys, enjoyed this :o)

  • Notice that naked chickz upside in 1:38 :D

  • Is that the guy from Restrepo who was KIA?

  • @MedicmanFP Sounds and looks like him. I'm glad bought that DVD.

  • @MedicmanFP Yes, they called him doc so he's clearly the guy from restrepo, no one else is called doc in the army.

  • Use the first aid kit on the wounded marine in a pinch .

  • that was hilarious!!

  • Whoa!?! I don't know whats worse... Wearing all that gear or carrying a M240B and being my own AG like i did back in Ft. Stewart? Lol :|

  • there had to have been alcohol invovled! cuz that guy in the background wouldnt be yelling shit bout the government and post it on youtube...

  • There's smart and then there's army smart...

  • so this is what our military has come too

  • glossy floors...the army's worst nightmare

  • "Aye you dropped some shit again neehehehehe" LMFAO

  • I'm guessing there was alcohol involved...

  • 1. Tighten up the load bearing vest.

    2. Dump the mobile hospital and get some M3 medic bags.

    3. Dump the handgun all together. When are you going to use it anyways? You are a friggen medic!

    4. Dump the knee pads.

    5. Get some Olive Drab or Tan uniforms.

    6. Get rid of most of your pouches.  Six mags should serve you well.

    7. Ditch the helmet

    8. Move the pouches to the sides. If you keep them in the front, you lay on them. this could possibly damage the mags and it elevates you out of your cover.

  • @MCPObr44 laying on mags damages them? that's a new one on me... LOL!

  • Fucking Gear Whores!

  • they should put buckles on the arm straps for quick release it would make it alot easier

    

  • military issued manpurses

  • I'm pretty sure he would have been picked off by now... or maybe all that extra gear wouls slow the bullet down and reduce damage...

  • haha keep makin fun of the doc remember hes the one who saves your asses O_o lmao funny shit

  • that just looks so wrong. wtf is he carrying?

  • WE NEED A DOOC!! 4 da Doc!!!

  • hey is this doc restrepo the one who passed away in korengal?

  • sorry to inform your links are down sir

  • @ThatFoolishBoy Thank You, Sir for informing us! Try the amended links now!

  • i like how the camera men laugh !!

  • lol 

  • This is funny and not funny at the same time. Its funny as the poor guy is clearly trying and failing. But that is also why it is not funny. The guy calling out that the casualty is bleeding out is doing so to a time scale that is often true and the guy has not even got the bag off. This kind of poor kit will get him and others killed and for a government that spends $700 billion per year this is a disgrace.

  • i love the people that say ACU looks shitty, wtf is this a fashion show? who gives a damn?

  • @2142sniper CAMOUFLAGE IS NOT ABOUT FASHION IT'S ABOUT FUNCTION. ACUPAT ACUs do not provide camouflage; hence why we are moving to Multi-Cam ACUs.

  • Lol,Aw man.

  • Nice!

  • i heard the army might switch from using digital camo ACU to multicam. dynmicpara have you ever heard of this? and what do you think about it??

  • @airsoftpro808 I have offered it as a way to get Multi-Cam and still save face for the Army by it being digitally pixelated up close to resemble ACUPAT a bit.

  • heavy armor.... soccom confrontation.... lol

  • haha he looks liek the guy who dealls with technology in BBC2

  • All ate up.

  • hey Sweetwater! come here! muahaha.

  • This is sad :)

  • man i feel bad for that dude, thats a lot of shit to have to get use to carrying around. I still think its sad how little soldiers are actually paid considering all the sacrifices that they have to make.

  • Great job made my day to watch this- but seriously what is the best way to load a vest pluse wear a ruck sack

  • Well look at it this way; if ever he gets shot, thats a lot of shit to penetrate plus whatever plates/armor.

  • WHAT WRONG LOOKS LIKE ? look like the guy in BFBad Company, hug Glasses or 4eyes : )

  • agree with everything in the discription. Especially the idea about mounting pouches directly. Whose fucking idea was the FLC anyway? What is the point of having two seperate systems?

  • Those damn interceptor vests are to big even if they do protect you better its almost not worth the extra protection if you can have speed instead

  • He needs to Join the Light Infantry to learn how to properly wear his shit and what/what not to carry. I learned the Hard way Ft. Benning style. Hooah!

  • what the fuck.... man that guy is now dead r u happry...haha

  • Looks like hes the one bleeding out.

  • Very bulky...

  • id hate to be the video game nerd but this deserves a ROFL

  • are you acutely in the American army  if you are you are so cruel to him but its so funny

  • are you in the actual american army

    if you are your cruel to him but it is so funny

  • why does doc have so much shit? and why is doc carrying so many pouches in front so he sticks out two feet? doc needs to move those shingles to his left side so he can actually take the mags out. while he's at it he needs to move those pouches to the right. or scrap them altogether. Doc, you also gotta drop that portable combat support hospital you're carrying. if you look like a SAW gunner, you might be wrong. just sayin.

  • @somerandomfireman I think this was more of a demonstration of why you need to have EVERYTHING strapped on tight.

  • Looks like someone needs to learn how to wear their rack.

  • damn that guys probably got enough gear to take on the mujahedin himself

  • dude you seriously need to set your lbv right connect those straps together and tighten it up to prevent it from jumping and sagging all over the place just like the otv if you dont tighten it properly it will bounce alot and those isapi plates hit hard sometimes lol

  • Lol

  • this guy needs some serious training

  • LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • hahaha

    this is hilarious and guys lay off its just some upperclassmen giving a grunt a hard time..... he will become much more proficient i'm sure before he deploys

  • if yer my soldier you'd only carry.... 25% of that. just a small medical pack. less ammo pouches and for god sake's strap on the vest correctly. you look like barney when he explodes with your flaps wavin' around

  • that was good but would been shot already

  • He is like a turtle...

  • WOw I wouold have to say, Over bearing his load bearing vest, Needs to fastin the sides of that IBA, Needs to attach his sidearm to his waist or chest, Needs to Cover all that black shit to make his Camouflage pattern more uniform especially because that giant black ruck , Needs to go back to BCT and learn Combat basics over again, oh man does this list go on! good video though its funny

  • his admin is everywhere, or should i say BADmin lol

  • Would you say the Issued rucksacks are decent enough or would you recommend going and buying your own assualt pack and if so what would be the best standards for finding one

  • he's a like-a marsh-a-mallow

  • He Reminds me of one of those Airsofters that wear way to much gear to Look cool.

  • i like the german tan =)

  • i saw what youree with wrote in the video description totally agree with chest mounted pistol

  • They were obviously pissed.

  • 'hes like a fuckin turtle' lmao

  • That really is just WRONG..

  • Lowest bidder gripe is NOT the issue. It still has to be made to mil spec. So it's most likely design flaw. This is why non-combat personal have no business designing anything alone!

    If you want to build the best gear for a combat medic. You grab an experienced combat medic and ask them what they need and make it happen.

    As for camo.. ACU is fundamentally fucked. I thought the idea of camo was to BLEND IN! Camo needs to be region specific.

    Btw I like the no BS tips in the OP.

  • Shouldn't you also get rid of the deltoid protectors on the arms? Those restrict your arm joint movement and give you a slower reaction time...

  • Shouldn't you also get rid of the deltoid protectors on the arms? Those restrict your arm joint movement and give you a slower reaction time...

  • hahah"this is fuckin cruel" hahah

    its funny tho haha

    but actualy its what they really gotta do so this guy is dead

  • learn your equipment and quit being lame.

  • how the hell can you run in all that gear?

  • Facking Yankers!!!))) Ебанные американцы))) Вас, чмошников мы саперными лапатками захерачим))) Амедик наш, с о одним ИПП роту вылечит!!!

  • As a 68W and now a 70A this is sad.

  • lol. that's a

    shit ton of gear.

  • well no wonder theres no good progress in iraq.......

  • thats why you get your buddy to get it out while you cover

  • lmfao what did he just come out of jrotc

  • Where's an MRAP when you need one?

  • haha good thing im tech ^_^ i think he was pretty highspeed considering the circumstances

  • lol he was way to much kit

  • guys this guy has two plate carriers on he has a support gunner/infantry vest on and under he ahs his medic vest ..plus that back pack isnt a regular medic bag......ugh pppl

  • record breaking time!

  • He obviously hasn't gone prestige yet...

  • It wouldn't have looked so bad if he had his vest on tight.

  • His LBE vest is not even fastened on him!

  • Well...this is sad...

    "God wants the pricks and the cunts up front" Andy Prieboy

  • Perfect example of all the crap the army thinks we need to wear

  • TTBlackOPS...i dont know if you read the title of the video but it said, "What Wrong Looks Lke", therefore they were deliberately showing what not to do. So you need to calm your self down and fall bak.

  • i dont know if this shit was serious or just for fun, but:

    1. Far too much shit attached to the vest, all you really need there is your 3 2 mag pouches, an ifak, a pouch for your night vision, and a pair of trauma shears.

    2. If you're on a short road march, and your vehicle is nearby, leave that aid bag in the truck. A drop leg pouch with all your care under fire gear will suffice. If your on a more long term mission, just add any extra shit you need to your ruck.

  • i hear that boys

  • Even a simple tan uniform for desert environments would seem supreme when compared to this.

  • are they seriously sending people out into combat like this? even if he straped down his vest this is way to mutch in wrong places. the dude could sit on his ass and he would have been lower in cover then going prone. 9/10 sure that this is thought up by someone who's normal working grounds are a desk and office and not combat situations. this is indeed very very WRONG.

  • woooow. i feel bad for his men..... maybe he will learn to personalize his gear after this bashing haha!

  • you have carry what u need not all of that

  • This is what happens when you carry everything you are told to.

  • Ate up from the floor up. LOL!

  • hahaha that look like fun.

  • TOO FUNNY, but seriously needs quick release tabs on that medbag

  • EPIC FAIL

  • Thanks

  • Thanks !

  • Were you born a screw up or did you have to work at it?

  • This video is great. It's supposed to be a joke btw.

  • the iotv tends to work better when you have it tight everything tends to stay in place for you.

  • yeh this shows how 'good' america really is! pftt!

  • this wont be so fuck funny if it was for real, get it together guys.

  • I think I remember this when my bud joined the Rangers.. Called it the "I am a dead cockroach" stage.. Now I know why... Do you think if a civilian were to create a compacted armor suit with supply and hydration kits built in (so grand total size would be all of 3-5 inches in the back, and about an increase of an inch on the stomach, side of legs and front of thighs, totaling in around a 70-85lbs) soldiers would be interested in it?

  • WOW Ben, you make my local Militia look like gods

  • Read Colonel Hackworth's book, "About Face". He knew his stuff. I am sick of our idiot leaders getting our guys hurt over their dumbass decisions based on money or population control.

  • Just watching this makes me feel good about staying with Alice. I can spot those Molle stripes from way far away with average optics.

    Colonel Hackworth had it right, too much gear these days. Look what the NVA used. When I study smart generals, I study Giap.

  • lol nice general issue glasses lol hey i love the army yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeehh­hhh!!! MP'S YAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!

  • doc needs more training lol

  • LOL, funny...

    All his gear is located so low though...

    All his mags, tools and gear are on his belly...

    I think that is really uncomfortable to move...

  • OMG ^^ hahahhahahha xD Nice xD

  • Hey needs to put his armor on while doing this.

    Sorry for the BS stuff you soldiers get for combat.

    Is he wearing Oakley tactical boots?

    Might as well buy some Rhodesian camo. At Trident Military for those military buffs and air gun teams.

  • sorry, LBE, not LBV, the LBV is probably the lightest part of his equipment.

  • that dude needs to lighten his LBV a little bit, damn, it's like tieing a lead weight around a 3-year old and saying "stand up as straight as you can" i think his LBV is his problem, of course they ARE trained to handle those kinds of loads.

  • lol

  • nice video lol

  • he needs to tighten up that vest , its just dangling from him like a sack

  • agreed

  • Another fine enlisted idiot! You guys must be the Bitch platoon that wavered in! A vid like this makes us all look bad, just because you are a bunch of bitches try not to be contagious! Thank God War thins the herds of Morons, it is just to bad it takes the good soldiers too!

  • @TTBlackOPS

    wait...war thins the herds of morons, but it takes the good soldiers too? so...the good soldiers are morons too? lul u dumb

  • well first off, it would help if you wore year damn LBV right, its not even put together right...check it at 0:52, the back strap is not connected. Either you are A: a dumb private who doesn't pay attention to your NCO's when they try to square you away, or your an NCO who doesn't care about your soldiers. That's what wrong looks like...

  • this is just fail lol

  • that really does say it all...

  • His too bulky wearing all that gear on his belly spread it out (thats why there molle in the back.

    instead of pistol holster get a drop leg rig it comes with molle pals.

  • pog where it the right way

  • haha that is some funny stuff.

  • This was friggen awesome.

  • Why the US. Army chose the Universal Camouflage Pattern as the colors for the ACU over Multicam is something really puzzling.

  • @88Azazel I think ACUPAT looks great, especially when mixed with od or fde gear. But when you compare it to multicam...I can't disagree with you; it breaks up the sillouete just the same and has way better colors!

  • One word. Price. Interestingly enough, there are ALREADY plans to change it.

  • MultiCam wasn't willing to sell their pattern to the gov't. The gov't wants to own all the patents that we use, and have these patents made by different manufacturers. If we used Crye gear, we'd have all our eggs in one basket so to speak. Same reason why we don't use HK firearms, they aren't willing to sell their patents.

  • 88-- They are testing on two different brigades the multicam uniform and a cheap ass darkened ACU to replace the current issue ACUs.

  • They're replacing it with Multicam this June. :)

  • @88Azazel the soldiers in afghanistan are being given multicam right now my cuzin just got his he is in afghanistan

  • @88Azazel

    they wanted to catch up with the "digital" camo era,cause the marines already had their marpats. and plus, multicam is more expensive to make, and you know the politicians, theyd rather save money than lives.

  • @driftboy10101 Digital will not save you if your colors are stupid like marpat woodland which has too much black in it.

  • I think you r to fat

  • omg cant quit laughing

  • Americans are shit

  • no the brits are shit now piss off ya fuckin red coat

  • Dynmicpara you've got the right idea but most of the fixes you've described aren't allowed. The government is not efficient like the private sector. They have grown men wearing long sleeves in 125 degrees! The acu pattern is trash unless the sun goes down. Even when you buy different colored stuff for the gear they let you change the uniform still sticks out.

  • Браво,америкосы!!! Я всё чаще убеждаюсь,что ваша армия-ЛУЧШАЯ В МИРЕ !!!! ХА-ХА !!!!!)))))))))))

  • typical american soldier,no wonder you came in to the 2nd world war when the brits were winning

  • Well if you remember, Japan kindly invited us to participate in World War 2.

  • as said below me of course it had NOTHING to do with japan or pearl harbor....

  • The brits are real tough and I appreciate that but you need the force of numbers to win a war. How are you supposed to beat hitler with a country slightly bigger than my car?

  • ahahahahahaha.

  • hahahahahahahhaahahhahahaahaha­ha!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL, great video guys!

  • with dat medic u guys r fucked

  • He didn't strap his vest correctly. I mean, the half front portion of his vest was just waving. Strap those in, and he will be less bulkier. But I guess it was just for fun, they're not in a serious case anyway.

  • lol its just for fun lol i woud do that

  • I thought medics traveled with Light gear But this is Hilarious LAWL

  • lol WTF r u a medic with extra shitt damm ur not getting anywere

  • FUCKING GR8 LAUGH = 1:33 - 1:34

  • thire10 HOORA MUTHA FUCKER!!!!!!! 82nd Airborne 506th parachute infantry regiment weapons specialist!!!!!! dont worry about the uniforms though there actually really nice

  • The 506th is the 4th Brigade Combat Team of the 101st Airborne Division, reactivated 2004-2005, and was never part of the 82d.

    "Hoora" is the Marine war cry, the Army's is "Hoah".

  • This kit doesn't look any better, and indeed it looks worse, than my '58 pattern webbing.

  • hilariouse

  • that is terrible hope hes not watchin my back

  • 0:30 funny as shit

  • Dear god... please tell me this guy isnt in the field...