SKWEEZY PROWLIN

[beazer2]

I dont think thats lube. I think thats hair salon products and nail polish remover.

[TheYoungStardom1]

shave that beard forreal!



[thatstheguy07]

You da man Skweezy! This videos are fucking funny.

[DLO2884]

this shit is funny as hell should change the name tho to sumthing like watch a retard try an not talk to girls.. or retard gone wild..or who let this retard out the hosp wit a i q of a 3rd grader lmao but still funny as shit tho

[streuner21]

news flash ur white not black and ur a fucking retard do us all a favor and go play in traffic

[streuner21]

news flash man ur fucking white u wigger i hope some real gangstas find u and news flash number 2 ur a fucking retard

[tokiemcbongwater]

well i was nervous about taking my drivers test but if this fuck up passed i now im good hahahah

[shuthefuckup123]

this dude is my hero

yeah hes homeless

yeah he doesnt have much

but u kno what hes fucking happy

he makes it work for himself

he doesnt complain or take it out on other people by commiting crimes.. hes working with what hes got

n from what i can tell hes not a bad person... a little rough around the edges but a good person.. the world could use more people like you homie much love n respect G

[willlliw]

SKWEEZY MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD

[BensBold54]

Can't forget, Powered by Honda stickers and seatbelt shit make your shitty car go faster.

Dude, you're homeless, you're incapable of having a normal conversation, and if any of the craigslist hookers you hit up actually have sex with you for free its either cuz your facial hair scares them or its a straight up pitty fuck.

Fuckin pussy, go back to prison. If there was ever an analy-conceived child, you are it.

[darkslide02459]

@BensBold54 you do realize this guy is an actor right? look up tim savage. hes not bein foreal hes just tryin to make people laugh.

[nuseruame]

"I gotta pounce like a viper"

...I fucking love you skweezy. I fucking love you in a platonic sort of way.

[OliverKick]

that plastic sex bag is all yellow, you need to get rid of that.

[levaye]

i love how many people are too fucking retarded to know this is a joke

[TheMpatton]

How long have you been awake? LMAO

[dodgydogman]

"i got everything i need" - Cept a place to live.

I bet his grandma threw his shit into those bags hahaha.

[dodgydogman]

His grandma.

Kicked.

Him.

Out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[amo1olsson]

you must be the stupidest piece of shit in america. white trash skweezy

[iBeKillinTime]

thats your "home"meth lab

[the1bc]

dude you are a phenomenal comedian

[Sahand420]

HAHAHAH i'n the beginning I was like damn skweezy you made it, that's a nice ass area you live in. Then I found out hes sleeping in his crappy car.

[aggradef]

I wasn't gonna leave that there. SORRY SKWEEZY

[tyga6661]

SKWEEZY DA SHIT!!

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

You should not be allowed to have children. You need to be castrated so we don't get anymore losers like you. Seriously though, what purpose do you serve? Oh, you make me look better :D Stupid wigger.

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@SeekingOutTomorrow i have had sex with 3000 women so u can EAT MY BONE

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 How exactly do you keep track? That is, I'm assuming you can at least count :) And perhaps all 3,000 of those women were under the influence and didn't know what they were doing. I'm sure they weren't taken with your... "Charm."

[Ichigoftw42]

@SeekingOutTomorrow

jesus christ shut the fuck up

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@Ichigoftw42 I don't take orders from you sweetie :D nice try though! NOT.

[aggradef]

@SeekingOutTomorrow

I'm pretty sure you have brain damage

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@aggradef Yes, I'm the one with brain damage not the insanely repulsive man in the videos who lives in a car. I absolutely see the logic in that. I can't believe it took someone telling me that for me to finally believe it! On a more serious note though, I wasn't talking to you so you really have no reason to be in this. Go away pest.

[Lumbajack303]

@SeekingOutTomorrow UMAD doggie?

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@Lumbajack303 You dumb, doggy?

[Lumbajack303]

@SeekingOutTomorrow Are you really dumb enough to this guy is for real? Retard.

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@Lumbajack303 No, the retard is the one who thinks that people like this don't exist :) Good day.

[Lumbajack303]

@SeekingOutTomorrow the point is that its pretty obvious Skweezy is a joke. A troll. And you fell for it. Because you're a fucking idiot.

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@Lumbajack303 Again, the idiot/retard is the one who thinks that people like this don't exist!

[thatstheguy07]

@SeekingOutTomorrow Fuck off goof, hes a fucking riot. Hes having fun, and making ppl laugh. Go take shit too seriously elsewhere if youre not feelin it.

[kylendawe]

@SeekingOutTomorrow your a fucking moron stfu your a bitch and skweezy is beast.

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@kylendawe OSGFSJAEFLDJKAILCKDGH! UMAD, BRAH?! What are you gonna do?! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!

[kylendawe]

@SeekingOutTomorrow may i direct your comment to IM CALLING YOU OUT bah the infamous skeezy jibbs?

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@kylendawe He mad. So mad. Y u so mad?

[qoiwueyr]

@SeekingOutTomorrow Maybe because you're an idiot for not realizing a satire video and calling someone out that you've never met before?

[SeekingOutTomorrow]

@qoiwueyr You aren't kylendawe, you don't know why he's mad! GTFO.

[warlockmetal1]

@qoiwueyr lol you got trolled by this video, moron. The fact that you got mad means that Skweezy one.

[KingKOOKOO2]

Your a Fucking jk

[conman9555]

HAHAHAHAHA ye right u didnt get shit go shave that beard u fuckin pedophile im with IamInYourClosett

[markoe500]

i cant believe skweezy drives a CB7..but hes a ricer..:(..skweezy..do it JDM style

[skitch22992]

LMAO He thinks his seatbelt cushion so it doesnt chafe your shoulder is an aerodynamic car add on.

[ButterflyDragon9]

Pounce.  Like a viper!!

[ApocalypticFuture]

Skweezy Skweez you da shit i live by you re videos brotha.

[KRYSISJAG]

@ApocalypticFuture Fuk up cunt!!!

[psichomiko]

hahaha i loved the podcast on the 19th haha

[anothercrazyclick]

this guy is real .. skweezy knows where Its at! for real

[mmcclarin61690]

You da man skweezy yo we gota get drunk n party together n fuck hoes straight run da train on them bitches straight slap hands yooo hah hit me back my nig peaceee

[mmcclarin61690]

you da man skweezy we gotta party and get fucked up n fuck mad hoes togetha straight run da train on bitches yo slap hands hahaa hit me back my nig skweez peace

[pebbleONme]

is this real?????

[btbam71]

Get it Skweezy!

[omghi2uwtflol]

Skweezy, you are an inspiration to us all...

[IamInYourClosett]

so he just parks his car on the side of the road n sleeps there? what a fucking loser, i bet this guy is still a virgin.

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

yo dawg i fuked more bitces last week then u ever did. an u kno wut. i fucked yo mams 2 wich makes me ur fuckin father and fathers day iz comin up an i want some liqor so do ur pops a weezy an get me my fuckin vodka

[IamInYourClosett]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 man if skweezy gets all these bitches, why do we always see skweezy alone in his videos? we need proof! you talk the talk,but do you talk the talk?

[Jmoss05]

you mean walk the walk i think?

[IamInYourClosett]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 DUDE YOUR THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. I HOPE TO GOD YOUR ARE ACTING WHEN U MAKE YOUR STUPID VIDEOS.YOU ARE SERIOUSLY A FUCKING IDIOT FAGGOT AND IF I EVER SEE YOU IN PUBLIC I WILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR WIGGER ASS. GUESS WHAT FOOL? YOUR NOT BLACK, SO STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE.YOU ARE A PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE AND I HOPE YOU DIE UGLY YOU IDIOT FUCK. I JUST FUCKED YOUR GRANDMAS NASTY HAIRY ASS HOLE.

[pcerritos]

@IamInYourClosett First of all, no need to shout.

And I wouldn't be trying to call out faggotry in others if my username was I AM IN YOUR CLOSETT. Looks like Skweezy is way REALER than your busted ass. GUESS WHAT FOOL? YOU AIN'T WEST COAST.

Instead of hating on Skweezy, what you really need to be doing is give that tired ass "Love Story" hook back to your grandma's ballerina jewelry box. Your Cypress HILL, Soul Assassins rip is about 10 years too late.

[IamInYourClosett]

@pcerritos i am west coast. i live in the bario wit my essays slangin so u ever wanna come see me im on the same grimey ass basketball court everyday if it aint raining

[SpacePigeon5]

haha man youre awesome! i came home from work today and the first thing i did was watch your videos! keep em coming!

[BossCheeChee]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 HAHAHAH LONG LIVE SKWEEZY!!!!!!!!!!

[murdamuzik23]

lol, did you start of on Marguerita? That's my street. Skweezy in my neighborhood, i'm honored.

[futballerash21]

my uncle was actually killed because he was pounced on by a viper.

[Archaelia009]

skweezy I mean*

[Archaelia009]

its a good thing you shaved skeezy

[Splurgendii]

is he joking?

[AdamGibson1000]

Make yo pussy feel like somebody lightin off firecrackers in it!

Fuckin Hilarious!!

[lacek2700]

STREET RACING CAR. LOL LOOOOOOOL

[cboone01]

dude i just got my license and i gotta way better car then you lol its a used truck but fuck man i take care of my shit lol

[hindian699]

You are my HERO !!!!

JK JK JK JK

[sleepdep]

genius kaufman would be very proud

[OhAngelBabiimuahz18]

you are the biggest liar ever... =\

forreal. grow up. how the fuck you get the GOOD part OFF camera? kinda ironic?

[cboone01]

i love how much of a fucking idiot this guy is lol

[TheUnknownHero]

Pac.

Biggie.

And Winston Churchill.

[catswortheggs]

Oh god each and every thing he says about his grandmother is so hot hes such a cool guy every word of it disgusting and graphic and he relishes it theres a certain amount of tension and why?cause he wants incest.this guy is a sick sick monster and the sad fact is he proably makes up everything he says to people about his life so theres no way that  hes living in realightly he needs to be removed and banned from this site for his racist thoughts and awful ways isnt it simple please please go

[Slutbuster2008]

lol

[CrankItEveryDay]

Damn sounds like you got alot of pussy bro, wish I could of saw the hoes.

[damon338]

The " thank you come again" was in reference to a previous post fucktard. And you obviously care enough to post.

[damon338]

The " thank you come again "was in reference to a previous post fucktard.

[hogwashsentinel]

Oh shit, honda stickers, fucking awesome

[iwanttofight69]

geez bro three things of lube ahahha

[damon338]

Actually, to correct myself, that first sentence is a bit of a run on sentence. There is no comma needed, just a period in that mess you call communication. Thank you come again.

[anotalreadytakenname]

Thank you come again? Looks like somebody passed 7th grade english. Nobody is impressed; Nobody cares. You still sound like an unintelligent little bitch who takes pride in his engrish because he has never had a girlfriend.

[damon338]

For jenaay15 learn to spell brain, genius, grammar and someone before you correct someone elses grammar. And you left out a comma In one of your earlier sentences. This guy is a genius.

[stackered]

and im doin this when im high... thats like doing nnni-... three things

[risch]

wait, so this is what spencer pratt does these days? Ali G impressions? Really?

[badmadcow]

how do u upload this shit on youtube if u dont got computer in arrr

[Nicholaswu1987]

Mastermind.

[jennaay15]

this is sad... ths douche is serious!!! DUDE if your gonna talk about your piece of shit ride and put it on you tube.... WASH IT dumb ass!!!!!

[RADO420]

its a joke dumb ass, wow lol, laugh at him but dont call him dumb, that just makes you look dumber then he is

[jennaay15]

oh yes.. such a joke to make yourself look like fool on the internet, and if anyone would know what dumb is it would be you right??? If you had any brians at all you would know that dumber isn't even a word genious ... take a grammer lesson before you go and correct some one... the correct phrase would be more dumb, thank you, please come again ;)

[Headrush13]

you needa get a good dickin' bitch, dig?

[clint3164]

lol, i'm gonna sleep on a bed of snatch.

[FlameMage2]

This guy reminds me of how Furious tries to act (of Athene fame)

[MIKESLICKS]

lol i just noticed that

[hazmathew]

Whole pack a hoes

[ohiosniper17]

dude i hope these vids are jokes or someting not even the whitest wannabe gangster would act like this

[BenJamminH7]

Winstem Curchill

[chinezyxx]

Cool car !!

[TheoNott]

Oh...it's a joke. Ha, I thought this guy was serious for a few minutes.

[xprime4]

Pretty funny guy

[bearsfootball72]

this guys great. -PioneerSPL1990

[thatfuckingasshole]

kill yourself

[drugfreebrotha]

this is pretty pathetic

[M0NSTERDUDE]

DUDE IT'S A JOKE HE'S AN ACTOR

[t0k1d0k1eighty8]

i know! he must be, at first i thought he was some weird punk checking out some dude's ass on one of his videos but after you check out his other videos you realize that he's some comedian or something coz he's way too funny

[MRDowntown09]

lol!!!!! pillows and shit lol.

[cheesemaun]

That car is a POS, even if you dropped 10 grand into it, it would still suck. Rice burners will never be race cars, go buy yourself a camero, you wigger

[Fuplancac]

LOL

[666venomslegions666]

dawg skweezy ur my hero

[ramsesali90]

hahaha 7 of em...SKWEEZY U THE MEN!!..

too bad u forgot to press on the on button ..

FAILLLLL fkn fag...gillete fusion my fiend...

[JDMGIRL08]

was this suppose to be funny..dude you need to shave seriously.....

[nggaplz]

five miniuts later

[realrockvince]

Damn Skweezy, hook me up wit yo left ova hoes dog!

[nggaplz]

holy shit, your car is hot as hell, how much did you pay for that?!