Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back : The Movie Part 1

[Diamondzspacee]

Whats the real name of the boy in the sweater leather who wants for drugs at the beginning ? please help :O

[sotocoury2011]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MUTHER FUCK MUTHER FUCK FUCK!

[sabrinajasmine21]

Im the bitch?!?!?!

lmao

[skaterpro13579]

Good movie for stoners to watch stoned like me

[kbz1231]

Poop shoot....YEahhh!!!

[deadmanxJ]

yes thank u god of the inter webs for putting this on here and for the damn youtube ppl not takeing this off like every eles good on this site

[Sjoblom93]

This movie suxxx!!!

[guitargod9000]

@Sjoblom93 YOU SUCK

[0vvn3rClawz]

@Sjoblom93 You dumb fucking piece of shit YOU SUCK! If you were one of the people to understand it youd keep your sassy little spitfuck mouth shut

[DC510Universe]

@Sjoblom93 u suk obviously u hav no taste in movies

[flashfire320]

8:01 i LOLed

[Coolhaksta2010]

no wonder this movie is rated X in the US & 18 in the UK

[devvomashup]

@Coolhaksta2010 It's rated R in the US.

[Coolhaksta2010]

@devvomashup its obviously cut

[devvomashup]

@Coolhaksta2010 Nope, I believe it's uncut.

[gamer56595857]

FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK......­

[jeremyw5]

3:31-3:36

They sound so much alike

[Critchy39]

Lol i look back on this film and realise half the things i say were from this. It's quite remarkable.

I refer to alot of my mates as "dirt merchants" and reguarly do the pulse thing. Also the "When your right your right"

[REAPER3382]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

[cptjameshood]

this movie is soooooooooooooooooooo cool

i love these felloes...i wish i clould meet them

[bloodanddimonds]

wtf is the internet. LOL

[paranoidIVOK]

hey baby ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

[damianson]

lost my copy, waiting for my bluray bundle pack in the mail, thnx for this to tide me over

[EdX109010]

you no what fuck u u fucking square, did u hear that fucking guy telling me how 2 fucking raise you motherfucker man what

does think he fucking is what is the fucking worse thing that can fucking happen 2 u standing in front a fucking store right fuck.. LMFAO HELL YA

[gsr97dude]

wow way to make sense, stay in school kid.

[MaddogAussie4life]

"im smoooooth pimp who loves the pussy... and tubby heres my black manservant" best line ever

[killermel23]

i luv all the movies directed by the guy who plays silent bob

[maybryn]

yes, Kevin Smith is a genius

[rey4every]

ty i love this movie

[LunaGirl2001]

"Well if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."

I can't believe I missed that line all the times I've seen this! XDD

[ridethatlightnin]

best movie ive seen in a long time

[BURNALUCARD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And THIS IS MY BLACK MAN SERVANT!!!

WHAT!!!???

[hihi2944]

sometimes people call me silent bob

[XxcrawlinginmyskinxX]

are you silent?

[cascadayyork]

I LOVE JAY AND SILENT BOB!!.

I use to own this movie then somone took it..!

-.-''

[ZaciiiBoii]

Lol wtf is the Internet hahaha

[HecOvalles56]

Cool

[AntonTheOmniscient]

What the fuck is the Internet? ))))) lmao

[goodkidsfinishlast]

yes my favorite line! haha

[Forgivemeplease101]

BONG !!!

:p

[ilovecherrys1234]

"what the fuck is the internet?"

lol

[howardthemelvin09]

@ilovecherrys1234 the internet is a communications tool used the world over so ppl can come together and bitch about movies and share pornography with one another!

[punkiedoo87]

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

[tjm1232]

oh yeah thats from mallrats where brodie stink palmed that bald guy and made him lick the chocolate from the prezel off his hand

[punkiedoo87]

mallrats is the only movie with jay & silent bob that i haven't seen, i've seen strike back, both clerks movies and dogma, and im not sure if they appear in chasing amy, which i haven't seen either

[xXloraminXx]

they do

[punkiedoo87]

did i miss anything? if i did, please let me know

[spartan69x2]

haha i watched mallrats last night

[sk8teduDe4life]

what the fuck is internet? lol

[taylerjmontague]

did this do good in the box office? just asking

[johncenafan41]

ya pretty good

[knightmare117]

fuckfuckfuckfuck

it is all about fuck lol!

[Chrisgottschalk2]

At the end they mention mall rats.

[DelightfullyLiberal]

this movie was made after mallrats

[JoshuaJaps]

best movie ever. I hope the animated movie for these two will be as good. Thanks to Kevin Smith, we can have good movie like this.

[johncenafan41]

when someone say purpel rain did silent bob say that

[taylerjmontague]

yea he said purple rain

[DisorganizedItalian]

So he didn't, the Fonzie-faggot in the beaded leather jacket said it.

[Rogge14]

ya i got into this argument with my gf. the camera is on bob but he doesnt say it. besides 2 lines after contradicts it

[SXXXJ90]

^ He's right

[myaluvzchrischeeks]

3;55-3;57 lmao I love his "whoaa";

best movie next to Mallrats!

[cman2k56]

lol silent bob's mom loved unlike jay's mom...............fuck fuck fuck fuck mother fuck fuck mother mother fuck fuck fuck mother fuck fuck

[crazyinsane500]

i agree. she may have made him fat but at least hes a mother fucking genius. unlike jay.

[Tightnme]

its not about whose what thier a team and this team rules !! lol at jay tho WHAT THE FUCK IS A INTERNET

[Tightnme]

Their a team and in a team no one is better then the other :P

[SkMaRtIsT]

Does anyone know the song that starts right

when quick stop groceries comes up??????

[MarchingSax2010]

Life's Been Good-

Joe Walsh

[SkMaRtIsT]

Thanks,Lol this is such a good song & Ive been looking for that song for ages~

[kokujin999]

spread my cheeks so you can smell the fucking stink nuggets

[Graw62]

1:00

[Jonazaka9]

"spread my cheeks so you can see my fuckin stink nuggetsss!!!!"

LoOOOLLL

[benbu7m01]

funniest film ever lol

[EmoFearr]

is that the guy who plays Randall in Clerks?

[t0ny2690]

all of this was suppose to be happening in clerks the movie

but this is jays and silent bobs side

cool

[crazyinsane500]

no this was before mallrats, also they arent wearing the clothes in the first clerks

[kennyffx]

LMFAOo "lil shit machine" LOL

[RapterX]

Say... would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

i love Mall Rats

[kennyffx]

LMFAOOOOO BONG!!

[wangankiller]

WTF is the internet?

[Godscominglookbusy]

this is the best film ever along with clearks 1 and 2

[PunkLives27]

Kevin Smith is the shit, he cannot make a bad movie... except jersey girl...

[mrtibbs24]

and its Jason Mewes

[mrtibbs24]

all kevin smith movies have jay and silent bob

[GRANDIZER101]

LOL this movie kicks ass!

[turner2111]

hahahaha

[TOW3L1E]

my jungle loveeeeeeeeee!

fuckin'a

[yungking88]

Dogma is also connected

[DarthAnspor]

ya he says "Written by god herself" God was played by that one singer Atlantis? I think...

[waterwitch15]

jay has a nice ass

[mervynlah]

4.37 is that Jason White from my name is earl?

[mikerules52761]

Yeah he must be friends with the director he was in clerks 2 also

[YourBCbuddy420420]

dude hes in like all the movies mallrats, dogma,

[lukaspukas1]

It's Lee man, Jason LEE

[theknife111]

its jason lee not jason white

[MajesticHalo1337]

chasing amy is also connected

[Zchescobar]

Ok, so I just remembered that,

Mall Rats, Clerks 1&2, and this here movie, are all connected :]

[HolyGhostWarrior]

I'm the bitch!, Well if we were gay thats the way I'd see it.

[ickyvickieLOL2]

i love jay and silent bob, thanks for posting

[Newman12341]

I WANT UR BABIES TY FOR POSTING THIS!!

[girlBaSShunTer]

LoL Fucking Laughs and farts lol and silent bobs face lol fuck LMFAO thats funny shit man Great Movie Full 100% stars...

[type2mike]

Thanks for the vid. First saw this movie in an empty theatre with a friend. Still makes me laugh.

[thomasthebrutal]

I'm almost 20 years old

I've been smoking for soo long

I've seen many smoke movies

but I'm very, very ashamed to admit...

I haven't seen Jay and Bob in anything other than clerks..

I am sorry

Now I will roll another one, and continue watching this..

I just had to stop and express this after

jay's rap

[HelloMarco]

matt matt matt!

[VenusHeadTrap]

this is TOO sweet, the whole effing movie on youtube

[eyeforeye5]

What the fuck is the internet?!?

[theoriginalkhanking]

kool sick quality

[brettvossberg]

i got it off the web... i was amazed at the good quality