Kristen Stewart School of Acting

[dumburd]

wow they let anyone act now don't they

[redskisses4u8]

I guess... that's her signature move?

[TheDellanator]

....She fucking annoys me. Seriously, Isabelle fuhrman is way better then this shit and she's only 15.

[OoKim83oO]

At 0:45 I was like: "Come on! Do it!" xD

[HelenaSalvator]

the only movie she was good is The Runnaway! Its an awesome movie and her perfomance was better..!

[XxRoflsaurus93]

LMAO

[SuperMicklovin]

Only movie she was good in was when she co starred with Dakota fanning

[centralviva]

no but seriously she is just awful.....

[kinkykatification]

OH MY GOD NOT ANOTHER VIDEO JUST OF K STEW BREATHING THIS IS SO ANNOYING grrrrr

[Smickyla]

Holy shit. That's annoying.

[lolindahouse]

this is so fucking funny :D :D :D

[PoutingXEvoke]

SO.MUCH.BREATHING

[askarikable]

0:35 Holy shit, she has a facial expression.

[Pati1989]

In "the runaways" she was much better!

[leatherandcigarettes]

Yes, Ms Stewart has the acting range of a brick. I did watch Welcome to the Rileys a few months ago though, and I thought I saw a tiny improvement, but then again, it must of been me. Emma Watson all the way.

[PoPtaRtx1012]

How to get a career in acting;

Breath.

[simonjeste]

@PoPtaRtx1012 not quite that simple!

It's BREATHE + SHAKE HEAD + BLINK NON STOP.

[LegalVampire]

Woah, she's not a good actor at all... I didn't realise she was in quite a few movies - why would anyone cast her??

[McLarenMercedes]

@LegalVampire

Simple.

She's famous among dozens of millions of twilight fans. That means her name alone will pull a lot of people into seeing those movies in theatres or later renting them. Most people choose to see movies with actors and actresses they recognize, rather than reading reviews by professional critics, and this is something which brings in a lot of money into the studios. Sad but true

Kristen Stewart is hardly the only "actor" that lucked into fame. Plenty of them

[sniper1shade]

she's still awesome..it's become like something is part of her awesome,,,,,,what's up with these comments are you all actors now or directors cmoooon,,,, if you wanna be honest and judgemental i can give you thousand of films and for famous actors that they were idiots in it even in their peaks cmoooooon,,,,,

[kassiievamp]

Dang. Come on, every actor has its style! That's hers! If you don't like her acting, then just stop watching her! -___-'

[NyxRedvines]

*breathe*

[TheSleyths]

Mmmm my mom thought I was watching porn...

Sadly I wasn't..

[ZebrasLoveMusicToo]

@TheSleyths  LOL

[PerlaB4]

Oh lord i hope she doesn't do this in snow white and the huntsman.

[kassiievamp]

@PerlaB4 Just don't watch it. -__-' 

[dakax43]

I found this easy to mastrubate to

[Er89John]

She breathes a lot. Too much oxygen wasted.

[prashant123padekar]

......guys....no need screwin her up....she seems reserved kindda kid.....so reserved that when she tries to begin to say somethin.....she gets mini-orgasms.....so many...so many mini-orgasms.....like...ummhuh­h......sounding like sighs...but actual orgasms...yeah short 1's......ummmhuh.....ummmhuh..­..ummmhuh....n so on.....like watever.......!!!!!!!!!

[Abaddonseven]

I feel really bad for whoever had to watch all these movies to make this one...

[Er89John]

@Abaddonseven Adventureland is good. I mean, ok she is a shitty actress, but the movie got Eisenberg and Martin Starr. Awesomeness.

[ShadowCrowX]

why is she so neurotic?!

[Dez13040287]

How lucky, Someone writes a book and creates a lifeless, emotionless character and then its gets made into a movie sold to 12 year old girls who obsess over everything and now she's a millionaire for being a talentless chick

[monkeyff11]

Hsha

[apishoul00]

feels like watching porn,

[nycolbebraddy]

i dont knw if any of her fans that think she acts better when she's not bella ever noticed that she only plays character that kind of are the same rather shes playing a girls who was raped or a stripper or a mary sue in luv with a vampire they're all the same...

[AP07H30515]

The sound of slowly choking to death by the many invisible hands of humanity.

[SchLeiifchen]

Sounds like a lame porn!

[Jmlove3390]

Was that Really Stephanie Meyer at the end of the Vid? :o

[BurritoTown]

@Jmlove3390 yeah

[Jmlove3390]

@BurritoTown Wow that's kool! :)

[UshiromiyaReiji]

I am...ACTING!

[DimSimToughBitch]

STOP HYPERVENTILATING!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAlphafly]

I like the part when 1:56

[kolongi1]

Kristen: (Sigh With No Emotion)

Ryan: I Know.

Wow Tons Of Emotion In That Scene. Makes Me Wonder What Happened.

[bajsmongo2000]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KIRSTEN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS!!

[SuperAiden007]

stewart school of acting . what a joke

[apson1]

:39-:41 what the fuck was that?

[ILOVECUPCAKES555]

Hehehehe

I LOVE YOU TO DEATH KSTEW <3

the last part with stephenie was so awkward O_O

[XXXadamarmstrongXXX]

hahahaha



[SlimShadyKnowles]

WTF SOMEONE GIVE HER A CRYSTAL PENIS SO SHE CAN SHUT UP !! i hate you kristen

[Subass36]

wait it are all different movies?

[neodorkiss]

She "acts" the same in every movie. How did she even get a career?

[SlimShadyKnowles]

@neodorkiss i know right she cant even act

[PARSIMACHIAJ]

@neodorkiss she has a punani lol

[NoxiNobodi]

@neodorkiss parents in movie business?

[danix454]

@neodorkiss Because people loved the nonsense known as Twilight.

[ZebrasLoveMusicToo]

@danix454 the book is wayy better and the acters in my head acted better and looked the part more in my mind lol

[McLarenMercedes]

@neodorkiss

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Talent is not necessary to have a career. As long as you have a fanatical fanbase of zombie brained lemmings you will always have commercial appeal and thus get to places way above your talent level.

Today it's also possible to manafacture "talent" by extensive marketing, media coverage and gossip. For most people you have "talent" if you are famous.

Sh** sells. How else do you think fast food franchises make billions??

[neodorkiss]

@McLarenMercedes Oh I know! This is so true.

[TomValedro]

@neodorkiss She's a great actor.

[UnholyDemon13]

wtf....i have a mask who's havin' more expressions than this bitch...

[phantomchick17]

This proves that you can be a terrible actor and still have a good career in Hollywood.

[10jaymessi]

She does do that a lot

[GodGotHigh]

it's a pity actually, she seems a very sweet girl and not at all ugly, but acting is a talent that requires a lot of hard work and when she stands on the big screen I see neither a talent nor trying...

[fuckyouhassa]

Stephanie is just a fat version of Kristen haha.

[geminivids]

lol, she got me at "Life time movie"... Reminds me of when I was in Blockbuster:

Mom: You wanna get this?

Me: Hm, no, it's a lifetime movie.

Sister: That just about sums it up.

[EmbraceWithin]

haha lolz

[UWLurker]

thnx for the global warming bitch o.o

[daisylee789]

the ending is the best bit, heres you veggie plate, veggie plate, veggie plate STEPHANIE.

[ilovesparky13]

wait... wy are her eyes blue in that 1 of those movies, but dark brown in twilight?????

[sharondoyle37]

@ilovesparky13 she wears contacts to look like the bella in the book

[thickbulge4uu]

mini-ograsms hard at work

[MissLeopard28]

She is probably one of the world's WORST actresses. She has no personality and acts EXACTLY the same in EVERY.SINGLE.MOVIE. Blah!

[TrafficMind10]

Robert = Funny, good actor, good musician, humble, childish.

Kristen = Boring, shit actress, one facial expression, mature.

The question is how the hell those two get together they have nothing in common lol

[mariiguana]

@TrafficMind10 Opposites attract...? lol

[MagicalFresh]

cmon people.....humans have to breathe! i wonder how ridicolous it wouls look if someone would cut all your "breathing moments" in one clip....

[espdemon]

Keanu Reeves, eat your heart out.. take a bow Kristen Stewart, you are the new low.

[Bingoberra85]

She must've taken an arrow to the knee...

[browneyedbeauty903]

@browneyedbeauty903 **have.. damn you NookColor touchboard!

[browneyedbeauty903]

@GarretsSmexyChick110 But.. I have a life.. and.. I love my life.. *exhales loudly and bites lip while bliking rapidly* and.. um.. I.. I mean.. I like.. havr to get a new one? *messes up hair* like.. I don't-I mean-I can't-it's just..um.. never mind..*looks at floor awkwardly*

[Freeviewsplease]

@browneyedbeauty903 I think.. *sigh*.. He means like *uhhh* ya know... Yeah *sigh*

[pickledtochus]

"Speak" was a good movie.

[GarretsSmexyChick110]

All you fuckers are stupid as hell, Kristen Stewart is amazing. Shut the fuck up and get a life.

[Freeviewsplease]

@GarretsSmexyChick110 You mean noticing her lack of talent? Stop obsessing over a talentless hack and get your own life.

[MechanicRaptorJesus]

PLEASE Kristen CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS!!

[Xonx68]

Wait what color are her eyes? It seems in the Twilight movies they are dark but in the clips from these other movies here they look very light, blue or green.

[roulia2008]

@Xonx68 She has natural blue/green eyes but in twilight she had to wear brown eyes contacts because the character in the book has brown eyes.

[TheBubaBean]

@roulia2008 i like her eyes better brown

[TheAquaticCat]

I'm kinda okay with the breathing, even if it get pretty annoying after a while. What I fucking HATE is when she touches her fucking hair! God, it's so bitchy!!!

[xcalichimerax]

@TheAquaticCat How is touching your hair bitchy?! XD

[reflectorr88]

Don't blame her. If your head were full of hot air, you'd be breathing like that too.

[SuperRubix123]

how the fuck is she an actress

[fluffsies1]

@SuperRubix123 Magic. Spy snort.

[DrDementia1000]

@SuperRubix123 T hank you! Finally someone who understands!!!!!!

[chad3232132]

@SuperRubix123 Blowjobs, lots and lots of blowjobs.

[20Girish]

Everything she does looks cute and adorable to me!!! She's the best!!

[tinkermagic]

this vid is pure awsome i laughed so much this just shows how much she sucks.

[coffeetea720]

Honestly, it pisses me off that there are young actresses out there who are far more talented (i.e. Dakota Fanning, Jennifer Lawrence, Carey Mulligan, etc.), but Kristen is the only one getting recognition because of Twilight's popularity.

[PerlaB4]

@coffeetea720 did u know jennifer auditioned for bella in twilight?

[coffeetea720]

STOP. TOUCHING. YOUR FUCKING HAIR.

Seriously, whoever decides to hire her next needs to make a long list of all the repetitive things she does on screen, and tell her she's not allowed to do them while filming. This is fucking ridiculous, the girl's made how many movies already? And NO ONE has said anything?

[TableKMusicVideos]

@coffeetea720

The hair touching doesn't bother me, the breathing, gasps, no emotion, steady staring, etc all does.

[TheLPMason]

Kristin Stewart: (thinking to self: Okay...this is pretty awkward. Think, Kristen. THINK! How can you break this awkward silence?! OH! I GOT IT!)

/loudly exhales or possibly dry coughs?...

...

...

Kristin Stewart: (thinking to self again: Okay...that just got a million times more awkward...maybe if I do it a few more times...Yeah, that'll work.)

[evanfriend]

thinks: "what's my next line?" .. breathes out, touches hair, bites lips.. "well .."

[aerdna14]

Ugh, she is the worst actress ever, I can't STAND her. If your characters all do the exact same things and - worst - if your characters act exactly how you act in everyday life - then you are not an actor, you are just someone who reads lines out loud on camera. Terrible.

[mrbobobo262626]

that's how i look when i have anxiety. it actually is a pretty painful thing, give her a break, she just gets nevous. . i know exactly how she feels.i feel like that a lot, feeling just goddam awkward ..and the fear is that people hate you. you should tone that down.. it's not that she's a bad person. she's just awkward as hell. which last time i checked was not a crime. lighten up. there are things to actually judge people on like their character

[TinyVessels00]

@mrbobobo262626 it should be a crime for how much she gets paid to do the exact thing she is showing she cannot do without an anxiety attack. there are plenty of aspiring actresses that would die to be in her place who are much more dynamic and expressive.

[mrbobobo262626]

@TinyVessels00 there are PLENTY of actors who just plain suck. many of her caliber, but it just doesn't look AS FREAKY. who cares?

[coffeetea720]

@mrbobobo262626 I have severe anxiety as well, so I understand her mannerisms and I'm not hating on her because of them.

It's her inability to contain those flaws that annoys me. She's the one who decided to be an actress, so it's her responsibility to not let her imperfections show when she's onscreen. The entire point of acting is to become the character, not inject pieces of yourself into it and pray that everything turns out okay, which is basically what she's doing.

[mrbobobo262626]

@coffeetea720 yea but i mean, i guess i'm just saying. i would only rank on a person if they as a person were ... something i disapproved of as a person, you know. i don't think that skill as an actor, no matter how large the world stage she's on or how widespread the movie haha, i don't care about all that.

[mrbobobo262626]

@coffeetea720 i guess i'm just empathetic to her situation because. it can be really hard dealing with that stuff. it is not something you always notice is occuring, and the anxiety or nervousness she probably feels is probably much more painful and improtant than whatever skills or abilities she lacks as an actress

[mrbobobo262626]

@mrbobobo262626 how did this get so many negative votes? i'm simply advocating something VERY simple to understand:

a person's worth as a person is not determined by his or her acting skill, in fact it hardly matters at all in any respect, because the entire industry is bunk. who gives a shit about that? why beat her when she's already on the ground, and for something so stupid?

simply, who cares how much she sucks? MOVIES and HOLLYWOOD suck in general, and are thus irrelevant

[TPhyre]

Haha. you watch a lot of Stewart movies.

[TheYuriBabe]

They should have gotten a fangirl to play in these movies. At least she'd have SOME emotion.

[TheGhostFilmer]

All these movies were just... jus *sigh*

[DaGavinX]

The female Michael Cera. lol

[aerdna14]

@DaGavinX No, I think Michael Cera is far better. Yes, his characters are always the same, but at least they have some emotion.

[shybby95]

She was better n the runaways ..

[bbiz20]

She could blow up a fucking hot air balloon with that much breath.

[Adennos]

@bbiz20 Legend says she blew up a Zeppelin just with her breath

[TrafficMind10]

@Adennos LMFAO!

[sinblesser]

Then again it's just a few chips edited together just for the lulz. But I'm just some random guy on the internet, what do I know. hhhhHHHH. ^ ^

[rmed30]

What a piece of shit. She makes Keanu look like fuckin De Niro.

[sinblesser]

@rmed30 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sixx4367]

@rmed30 NNOOOO have you seen keanu in Much ado about nothing?? a fucking rock can act better then him lmfao yes Kristen Stewart is a bad actress but never as terrible as Keanu hahaha

[rmed30]

@Sixx4367 : Yeah it always amazes me when directors think it's a good idea to cast Keanu in a period piece that requires a Shakespearean accent. Talk about painful

[gingerisevil02]

"felt like I could finally breathe"

Died.

[daemonk9]

she needs to chill with miley cyrus for a while, calm down those nerves with some 'natural medication'

[ZorasSapphire]

She does the whole "awkward teenager who's really nervous all the time" really well, imo.

Obviously the director wanted her to be doing that or else she wouldn't be acting that way.

[zombiekitty138]

OH MY GOD! STOP FUCKING BREATHING!!! YOU ARE WASTING AIR!!! Note to self never get stuck in an enclosed room that has little oxygen with Kristen Stewart!!!

[ethanpschwartz]

"Hhhhuunnngghh."

"...I know."

[raquelify123]

She is obviously not creating a distinct character for every role she plays, since she maintains the hair touching and breathing quirks she has as a person. The exhaling is such a bad habit, it releases the energy she could be using to make her line deliveries less monotone!

[InglebertHumperdink1]

that's not acting,. that's a little something called the shocker, gets a gasp every time lol

[Shirraz87]

I loved her when she got started, but then I saw Twilight I was really thrown for a loop. I mean, Bella the character was stale already and I was surprised at how it turned out. Not that great. But shes great in other movies! and she got better as the Twilight movies went on. She seemed more relaxed. <3

[Tannertjass]

When did Keanu Reeves get a sex change?

[lickchick14]

@Tannertjass Nah, that was really uncalled for. In my opinion, Keanu Reeves is a great actor and his delivery of his character Neo in The Matrix was superb.

[SinDawg030]

Goddamn even Nicholas Cage can act better than her!

[BethWuuvsYouh]

Isn't it obvious enough that, that is what the directors wanted her to act/sound like? Else they would of cut it out or done some tech thing (;

[sonofajew]

I don't know why anyone picks her over anyone else from Twightlight to mock for acting.

They're all fucking awful.

[Splouigh]

Damn, she makes the same facial expressions in ALL her films! so it was not really ill will on my part, she is really zero as an actress! the problem is that if she had confined herself in her short films she made and that no one would see, all would be well for her, but she destroyed an iconic role, that of Bella Swann and millions of people in the world became aware of her ridiculous way to pretend to be an actress, poor girl!

[TopandTang]

she's the meryl streep of breathing!

[kittykats06]

I love how the expression never changes...

[UpwardsFallings]

The movie Speak ruined her.

[Pickpocket]

i hope she's seen this

[bcmsalud]

Sorry haters , SHE IS THE BEST!

and i've already said that i loved breaking down ^^

[FroobRadio]

@bcmsalud I bet you did break down when you watched it.

[Gcgb53191]

@bcmsalud DAWN

[mxcnrd]

@bcmsalud lol.. you can't even spell "DAWN" right.

[TheStockwell]

@mxcnrd It's a really HARD word to spell! How about the other films in "The Twiglet Saga"? Films like the original "Twiglet," then "Eek, Lips!", and, of course, the two-part conclusion: "Breaking Dan."

Poor ol' Dan!

[mxcnrd]

@TheStockwell don't forget NEW MOO, where the guy turned into MOO-ing dog.

[TheStockwell]

@mxcnrd Wow. I thought "New Moo" was about a vampire COW, with udders as cold as death. Thank you for pointing that out to me. Still sounds pretty scary . . . !

[100darksider]

DARTH VADER??

U gotta see my grandma's Vagina it acts much better... :P

[gowiscool]

0:48 pffttt.....I know. HAHAHA so good

[MsOmelette]

she often acts a "not at ease" teen

[Americana6616]

Greatest thing on the internet

[makemelaugh1217]

WHAT IS WITH THE SHOULDER THING? LMAO!! SHES SO AWKWARD UGHHH!

[PelicanTeaParties]

The breathing doesn't bother me nearly as much as the hair touching.

[BearingStrait]

she acts like every white girl ever

[PolicyofSecrecy]

she sure likes to breath a lot, hope her breath wasnt smelly,poor guys